Cub Crazy Ball!Beware of Thunder!
Chapter 35
Chen Ban's hair is actually very long, black and thick, but it is always messy, and it can be seen that it has not been taken care of properly.
it's a pity.
When I was young, I thought, if she completely belonged to me, I would definitely comb her hair carefully every morning and evening.
"Okay, I'll rent it to you for three months."
"Really! Thank you so much!"
Chen Ban stood up excitedly, and Shi Xiaozhi pressed it down, "I'm not finished yet."
"Okay, okay, tell me, I'll listen."
"During these three months, you can't take me out of City S. I have to stay at home every time I wake up."
This request is not too much. A normal person would not want to wake up and find himself in a strange place. Chen Ban agreed without thinking, "Hmm! No problem! Is there anything else?"
Shi Xiaozhi smiled and said, "Just do this."
"Then..." Chen Ban asked hesitantly, "Do you have any plans to lose weight recently?"
"Do you think I'm fat?"
Girls are usually more sensitive to weight, Chen Ban thought he had stepped on Shi Xiaozhi's thunder point, and quickly waved his hands, "Not fat, not fat, you are not fat, the meat grows where it should grow!"
"what?"
"..."
Fuck!Fuck!What is this nonsense!
It's all because Song Lingchu told her all the nonsense last night!
Chen Ban blushed silently, stood up again and said, "Well, it's nothing, I'll go back first."
Shi Xiaozhi suppressed a smile, and handed over her real estate certificate, "Take this."
"I'll put it here with you first, and when the three months are up, we'll go through the transfer procedures." After Chen Ban finished speaking, he was about to leave when he suddenly turned his head, "By the way, the password for your gate is still For the sake of security, please change the initial password."
"I'll forget it if you don't mention it, I will change it." Shi Xiaozhi rolled his eyes and smiled sweetly at her, "Thank you for reminding me, I will send you a WeChat message after I am done."
"You're welcome, I should be the one thanking you!"
Back home, Chen Ban's heart was finally relieved, and he felt that breathing was smoother than before.
She couldn't wait to pick up the phone, planning to tell Song Lingchu the good news.
Song Lingchu's physical strength has just returned to full, and she is sitting on the bed in a daze, her eyes are half-closed, revealing a dazed and cute energy.
Her cub still looks better in the game.
just look...
Chen Ban has already sensed that under her well-behaved appearance, there is a puberty heart that is ready to move.
It's really normal.
After all, it is 15 years old.
- Good news for you!
"What good news?"
Chen Ban bought a blue bird, briefly recounted the conversation he had just had with Shi Xiaozhi, and did not hide anything about the three-month period.
Song Lingchu asked weakly, "Three months? What should we do after three months?"
"I haven't figured it out yet. Let's talk about it at that time. After all, there will be a way."
"...I'm afraid that by that time, I will miss you."
Chen Ban rubbed his face, brushed away his boredom, held the blue bird for a long time and said, "I can't bear to part with you, but we can't occupy Shi Xiaozhi's body, time is life, and when it gets bigger, this It's killing people, right?"
"right……"
"Besides, it's pretty good as it is now."
"Then if I want to hug you in the future, what should I do?"
This sentence made Chen Ban cry, but she didn't dare to give Song Lingchu too much hope. After all, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, "Why do you think so much? There are still three months. Take you around more, eat delicious food, and try your best to leave no regrets, right?"
Chen Ban didn't notice that while she was persuading Song Lingchu, she always had "Is that right" on her tail.
That's because she couldn't even convince herself, and she desperately wanted to find a sense of approval from Song Lingchu.
"Yes, no regrets." Song Lingchu's stiff body finally softened a little. She looked towards the void, as if looking at Chen Ban, her round almond eyes shone with a clever and cunning brilliance, "If I can't marry you, it might be me The biggest regret of my life."
Eh!
What is going on with this kid!Let alone learning badly, the courage is getting bigger and bigger!
With a sullen face, Chen Ban typed on the keyboard with a smile in his eyes, and returned a letter.
- are you still awakeDon't you have breakfast?
Song Lingchu snorted softly, and said a little coquettishly, "It's useless for you to hide, anyway, I recognize you, I will never marry anyone in this life except you, if you don't marry me, I will go to the mountain to become a nun !"
Bhikkhuni?Want to become a monk?
Also learn to threaten people!
Chen Ban was about to deliver the letter again, but saw her throwing off the quilt, jumping off the bed, and running to wash under the eaves.
"Tsk... If I had said it was a love game, I would have said it from the very beginning..."
Don't treat Song Lingchu as a cub.
It's all the fault of the man in the suit back then!Why are you running so fast!
Chen Ban thought for a while and went to the customer service.
Chen Ban: Excuse me, is your game a love game?
Immortal customer service: Hello, Gejiu Empire has a variety of gameplay, including cultivation, management, love, etc. As for which mode to use, we can not intervene, it is a two-way choice between the player and the character
Mutual choice……
Chen Ban: So what if I want to play cultivation and she wants to play love?
Immortal customer service: Here I suggest you respect the choice of characters as much as possible, otherwise it will easily cause the characters' rebellious psychology and cause irreparable consequences.
Irreversible consequences?Go up the mountain to be a bhikkhuni?
Hey, why are you threatening people...
In fact, if you think about it carefully, this is not a threat, but an advice at most. From the perspective of customer service, she is just playing a game, and falling in love with people in the game will not affect her daily life.
So there is nothing wrong with the customer service saying so.
Who would have thought that the people in the game would come to reality.
Chen Ban opened the game forum on the webpage and posted a post for the first time.
[I want to play a nurturing game, and the cub wants to play a love game. In this situation, how can I persuade the cub to return from the wrong way? 】
There were not many people in the forum, but it was very lively, and there were several replies in a short while.
1L: Cultivation is love!Don't want this benefit!you're so dumb!
2L: I advise you to return from the wrong way.
3L: Get married, what are you waiting for!I took my grandma to the wedding banquet!That's right, my cub is eighty this year [smile]
4L: Upstairs, please be filial to your grandma. It’s not easy to live such a long life. My grandfather, 76, died when he got excited after knowing that he had a guardian spirit. Yes, I went to sell pork with my uncle, and the business model is quite fun
5L: Did the host come here to show off on purpose?Versailles literature?
Seeing these replies, Chen Ban suddenly understood why Gao Shan Yangzhi was so arrogant. Speaking of which, Song Lingyu was pretty good.
Looking at Song Lingchu combing his hair in front of the mirror in the game interface, Chen Ban felt that he was so lucky.
What more bike.
So when Song Lingchu once again proposed to marry her, Chen Ban easily agreed, she thought so, it was better for Song Lingchu to marry her than to marry other stinky men. There are domestic violence incidents, and there are also dog games. If you really meet a domestic violent man, she will just stand by and watch but can't help, how terrible it would be.
There is another layer, Song Lingchu doesn't say anything, but he must be thinking about the March period in his heart, and fulfilling Song Lingchu's wish can be regarded as a comfort.
-Okay, marry if you are happy.
Song Lingchu couldn't believe it, and said with wide eyes, "Really? You really want to marry me."
Chen Ban is always embarrassed to speak on such topics, and still sends letters.
-Really, how can we marry?
"First you need a house that belongs to you! Then go to the government to register! Then hold a wedding banquet! Prepare a dowry!"
Chen Ban understood that if Song Lingchu married her, he would be hers, and he would naturally live in her home.
In other words, the safe zone would change from this hut to her home.
Although Chen Ban was a bit reluctant to part with the hut, this was the Song Mansion after all, and Song Lingchu was always wronged staying here.
-good!I'm going to ask the housekeeper to buy a big house!
"I'm going to prepare the wedding dress! Let's have a wedding banquet tomorrow!"
-ah?Is it too urgent?
"I'm afraid you will go back on your word, lest you have long nights and dreams."
Chen Ban couldn't help laughing, typing on the keyboard cracklingly.
- Don't worry, since I promised you, I won't go back on my word. You have to give me some time to prepare.
Song Lingchu agreed aggrievedly, "Okay then..."
Chen Ban felt that it was necessary for him to give Zai Zai a grand wedding, so whether it was the house or the things needed for the wedding banquet, he repeatedly compared and selected carefully, and even invited a fortune teller in the game to see the auspicious dates.
The wedding is scheduled for half a month.
At noon that day, Song Lingchu came to Shi Xiaozhi's body again.
Chen Ban briskly ran upstairs to pick her up.
As soon as the door was opened, "Song Lingchu" rushed over happily, "I miss you so much!"
Chen Ban felt that his internal organs were about to be displaced by her, "Do you always do this every time you see me?"
"Do not you miss me?"
To be honest, Chen Ban really didn't really think much about it. In the past two days, she and Song Lingchu talked from morning to night, and spent thousands of dollars just to buy Jade Bird Sound Transmission, "Think about it, think about it!"
Satisfied with her answer, Shi Xiaozhi held her hand and said, "Let's go, let's go home, I'm so hungry."
"What do you want to eat, I'll take you out to eat."
"I want to stay home with you today."
Chen was puzzled, "Don't you want to go out to play? What's the point of staying at home."
Shi Xiaozhi said with a smile, "There are many interesting things."
Chen Ban didn't understand what the so-called interesting thing was when she said this.
But it soon became clear.
After eating and drinking enough, the two of them sat on the sofa and watched TV. Shi Xiaozhi lay limply on Chen Ban's body as if he had no bones, playing with Chen Ban's hands for a while, and touching Chen Ban's face for a while.
"What are you doing?"
"I may not be able to touch you in the future. I want to touch you more, can't I?"
"……Row."
It's so reasonable, can't it?
But the actions of "Song Lingchu" became more and more extreme.
Chen Ban held down the hand that was stuck into his clothes, blushing and said, "You, be honest."
Shi Xiaozhi withdrew his hand from the benevolence, and asked innocently, "Can I kiss you?"
"...No!" Chen Ban blushed surprisingly, but showed a kind of righteous words, "The master of your body will not agree!"
"If you don't tell me, how would she know? As your unmarried wife, can't I just kiss you?"
"Is the folk customs so open in your place?"
"Open? Isn't that normal?"
Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Shi Xiaozhi leaned over and kissed her on the face, with the corners of his mouth raised, like a kitten stealing fish.
it's a pity.
When I was young, I thought, if she completely belonged to me, I would definitely comb her hair carefully every morning and evening.
"Okay, I'll rent it to you for three months."
"Really! Thank you so much!"
Chen Ban stood up excitedly, and Shi Xiaozhi pressed it down, "I'm not finished yet."
"Okay, okay, tell me, I'll listen."
"During these three months, you can't take me out of City S. I have to stay at home every time I wake up."
This request is not too much. A normal person would not want to wake up and find himself in a strange place. Chen Ban agreed without thinking, "Hmm! No problem! Is there anything else?"
Shi Xiaozhi smiled and said, "Just do this."
"Then..." Chen Ban asked hesitantly, "Do you have any plans to lose weight recently?"
"Do you think I'm fat?"
Girls are usually more sensitive to weight, Chen Ban thought he had stepped on Shi Xiaozhi's thunder point, and quickly waved his hands, "Not fat, not fat, you are not fat, the meat grows where it should grow!"
"what?"
"..."
Fuck!Fuck!What is this nonsense!
It's all because Song Lingchu told her all the nonsense last night!
Chen Ban blushed silently, stood up again and said, "Well, it's nothing, I'll go back first."
Shi Xiaozhi suppressed a smile, and handed over her real estate certificate, "Take this."
"I'll put it here with you first, and when the three months are up, we'll go through the transfer procedures." After Chen Ban finished speaking, he was about to leave when he suddenly turned his head, "By the way, the password for your gate is still For the sake of security, please change the initial password."
"I'll forget it if you don't mention it, I will change it." Shi Xiaozhi rolled his eyes and smiled sweetly at her, "Thank you for reminding me, I will send you a WeChat message after I am done."
"You're welcome, I should be the one thanking you!"
Back home, Chen Ban's heart was finally relieved, and he felt that breathing was smoother than before.
She couldn't wait to pick up the phone, planning to tell Song Lingchu the good news.
Song Lingchu's physical strength has just returned to full, and she is sitting on the bed in a daze, her eyes are half-closed, revealing a dazed and cute energy.
Her cub still looks better in the game.
just look...
Chen Ban has already sensed that under her well-behaved appearance, there is a puberty heart that is ready to move.
It's really normal.
After all, it is 15 years old.
- Good news for you!
"What good news?"
Chen Ban bought a blue bird, briefly recounted the conversation he had just had with Shi Xiaozhi, and did not hide anything about the three-month period.
Song Lingchu asked weakly, "Three months? What should we do after three months?"
"I haven't figured it out yet. Let's talk about it at that time. After all, there will be a way."
"...I'm afraid that by that time, I will miss you."
Chen Ban rubbed his face, brushed away his boredom, held the blue bird for a long time and said, "I can't bear to part with you, but we can't occupy Shi Xiaozhi's body, time is life, and when it gets bigger, this It's killing people, right?"
"right……"
"Besides, it's pretty good as it is now."
"Then if I want to hug you in the future, what should I do?"
This sentence made Chen Ban cry, but she didn't dare to give Song Lingchu too much hope. After all, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, "Why do you think so much? There are still three months. Take you around more, eat delicious food, and try your best to leave no regrets, right?"
Chen Ban didn't notice that while she was persuading Song Lingchu, she always had "Is that right" on her tail.
That's because she couldn't even convince herself, and she desperately wanted to find a sense of approval from Song Lingchu.
"Yes, no regrets." Song Lingchu's stiff body finally softened a little. She looked towards the void, as if looking at Chen Ban, her round almond eyes shone with a clever and cunning brilliance, "If I can't marry you, it might be me The biggest regret of my life."
Eh!
What is going on with this kid!Let alone learning badly, the courage is getting bigger and bigger!
With a sullen face, Chen Ban typed on the keyboard with a smile in his eyes, and returned a letter.
- are you still awakeDon't you have breakfast?
Song Lingchu snorted softly, and said a little coquettishly, "It's useless for you to hide, anyway, I recognize you, I will never marry anyone in this life except you, if you don't marry me, I will go to the mountain to become a nun !"
Bhikkhuni?Want to become a monk?
Also learn to threaten people!
Chen Ban was about to deliver the letter again, but saw her throwing off the quilt, jumping off the bed, and running to wash under the eaves.
"Tsk... If I had said it was a love game, I would have said it from the very beginning..."
Don't treat Song Lingchu as a cub.
It's all the fault of the man in the suit back then!Why are you running so fast!
Chen Ban thought for a while and went to the customer service.
Chen Ban: Excuse me, is your game a love game?
Immortal customer service: Hello, Gejiu Empire has a variety of gameplay, including cultivation, management, love, etc. As for which mode to use, we can not intervene, it is a two-way choice between the player and the character
Mutual choice……
Chen Ban: So what if I want to play cultivation and she wants to play love?
Immortal customer service: Here I suggest you respect the choice of characters as much as possible, otherwise it will easily cause the characters' rebellious psychology and cause irreparable consequences.
Irreversible consequences?Go up the mountain to be a bhikkhuni?
Hey, why are you threatening people...
In fact, if you think about it carefully, this is not a threat, but an advice at most. From the perspective of customer service, she is just playing a game, and falling in love with people in the game will not affect her daily life.
So there is nothing wrong with the customer service saying so.
Who would have thought that the people in the game would come to reality.
Chen Ban opened the game forum on the webpage and posted a post for the first time.
[I want to play a nurturing game, and the cub wants to play a love game. In this situation, how can I persuade the cub to return from the wrong way? 】
There were not many people in the forum, but it was very lively, and there were several replies in a short while.
1L: Cultivation is love!Don't want this benefit!you're so dumb!
2L: I advise you to return from the wrong way.
3L: Get married, what are you waiting for!I took my grandma to the wedding banquet!That's right, my cub is eighty this year [smile]
4L: Upstairs, please be filial to your grandma. It’s not easy to live such a long life. My grandfather, 76, died when he got excited after knowing that he had a guardian spirit. Yes, I went to sell pork with my uncle, and the business model is quite fun
5L: Did the host come here to show off on purpose?Versailles literature?
Seeing these replies, Chen Ban suddenly understood why Gao Shan Yangzhi was so arrogant. Speaking of which, Song Lingyu was pretty good.
Looking at Song Lingchu combing his hair in front of the mirror in the game interface, Chen Ban felt that he was so lucky.
What more bike.
So when Song Lingchu once again proposed to marry her, Chen Ban easily agreed, she thought so, it was better for Song Lingchu to marry her than to marry other stinky men. There are domestic violence incidents, and there are also dog games. If you really meet a domestic violent man, she will just stand by and watch but can't help, how terrible it would be.
There is another layer, Song Lingchu doesn't say anything, but he must be thinking about the March period in his heart, and fulfilling Song Lingchu's wish can be regarded as a comfort.
-Okay, marry if you are happy.
Song Lingchu couldn't believe it, and said with wide eyes, "Really? You really want to marry me."
Chen Ban is always embarrassed to speak on such topics, and still sends letters.
-Really, how can we marry?
"First you need a house that belongs to you! Then go to the government to register! Then hold a wedding banquet! Prepare a dowry!"
Chen Ban understood that if Song Lingchu married her, he would be hers, and he would naturally live in her home.
In other words, the safe zone would change from this hut to her home.
Although Chen Ban was a bit reluctant to part with the hut, this was the Song Mansion after all, and Song Lingchu was always wronged staying here.
-good!I'm going to ask the housekeeper to buy a big house!
"I'm going to prepare the wedding dress! Let's have a wedding banquet tomorrow!"
-ah?Is it too urgent?
"I'm afraid you will go back on your word, lest you have long nights and dreams."
Chen Ban couldn't help laughing, typing on the keyboard cracklingly.
- Don't worry, since I promised you, I won't go back on my word. You have to give me some time to prepare.
Song Lingchu agreed aggrievedly, "Okay then..."
Chen Ban felt that it was necessary for him to give Zai Zai a grand wedding, so whether it was the house or the things needed for the wedding banquet, he repeatedly compared and selected carefully, and even invited a fortune teller in the game to see the auspicious dates.
The wedding is scheduled for half a month.
At noon that day, Song Lingchu came to Shi Xiaozhi's body again.
Chen Ban briskly ran upstairs to pick her up.
As soon as the door was opened, "Song Lingchu" rushed over happily, "I miss you so much!"
Chen Ban felt that his internal organs were about to be displaced by her, "Do you always do this every time you see me?"
"Do not you miss me?"
To be honest, Chen Ban really didn't really think much about it. In the past two days, she and Song Lingchu talked from morning to night, and spent thousands of dollars just to buy Jade Bird Sound Transmission, "Think about it, think about it!"
Satisfied with her answer, Shi Xiaozhi held her hand and said, "Let's go, let's go home, I'm so hungry."
"What do you want to eat, I'll take you out to eat."
"I want to stay home with you today."
Chen was puzzled, "Don't you want to go out to play? What's the point of staying at home."
Shi Xiaozhi said with a smile, "There are many interesting things."
Chen Ban didn't understand what the so-called interesting thing was when she said this.
But it soon became clear.
After eating and drinking enough, the two of them sat on the sofa and watched TV. Shi Xiaozhi lay limply on Chen Ban's body as if he had no bones, playing with Chen Ban's hands for a while, and touching Chen Ban's face for a while.
"What are you doing?"
"I may not be able to touch you in the future. I want to touch you more, can't I?"
"……Row."
It's so reasonable, can't it?
But the actions of "Song Lingchu" became more and more extreme.
Chen Ban held down the hand that was stuck into his clothes, blushing and said, "You, be honest."
Shi Xiaozhi withdrew his hand from the benevolence, and asked innocently, "Can I kiss you?"
"...No!" Chen Ban blushed surprisingly, but showed a kind of righteous words, "The master of your body will not agree!"
"If you don't tell me, how would she know? As your unmarried wife, can't I just kiss you?"
"Is the folk customs so open in your place?"
"Open? Isn't that normal?"
Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Shi Xiaozhi leaned over and kissed her on the face, with the corners of his mouth raised, like a kitten stealing fish.
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