The Days I Clear Escape Games Pretending to be an NPC
Chapter 37 Spring Banquet
Saman glanced at the crowd, wiped the blood from the giant sword on his clothes, and stepped into the room, the door closed automatically.
He also suffered some injuries and needed to be bandaged and treated as soon as possible.Fortunately, the identity is a monster, and it will be recovered within half a day at most.
Once the door is closed, the world is separated into two sides, inside and outside.When several players saw the changed house number and the npc's reaction, they were immediately inspired.
Listening to the voices outside, Saman knew that those players must be looking for candidates.
He did nothing and continued to bandage the wound.
No matter what the measure is, the one that benefits the most is generally No.1.He was able to defeat this npc, on the one hand because he was fully prepared, on the other hand, because his opponent underestimated the enemy.
But after what happened to him, the npc has already taken precautions, it will not be so easy to become the player's spoils of war, but it is easy to kill the player.
Just as Saman thought, several players challenged the npc afterwards, only one succeeded, and the others became bones of failure on the road to success.
These high-end players have several life-saving skills in their hands, but the abilities of the local monsters are obviously more comprehensive and powerful.
After seeing the strength of these monsters, the players became more cautious, and would not make a move if they were not sure of victory.
Ren Yifei in front of the hall didn't know about it until later.
People from behind came to report that there were a few monsters that were not well-known before, two of them won the big monster and took the room, and the others failed.
Because of their admiration for their courage to leapfrog the challenge, the bones of these losers were not sent into the kitchen, they were thrown directly into the lower world-it didn't seem much better.
Sudden challenge from low-level monsters?After a little thought, I know what's going on.
Seeking wealth and insurance is very courageous, mid-end players are really different from low-end players.The other monsters were discussing the newcomers, while Ren Yifei held his teacup and listened carefully.
These monsters are sharper than the npcs they met before. Fortunately, the original owner has retreated for a hundred years, and it is not surprising that his temperament has changed a bit.
In addition, the original owner was originally designed by a person with a cool personality and a warm personality, so there is a lot of room for manipulation, so Ren Yifei can still sit and drink tea steadily, without being too enthusiastic to participate.
Because of the unanimous opposition of the monsters, the head poles outside have been withdrawn, and Ren Yifei's adventure this time is finally safe and sound.
The original owner is indeed a great demon with great power to speak, and this matter has both advantages and disadvantages.
The topic of human beings is not over yet.
People were mixed into the demon's banquet, and everyone was very upset.No matter how glamorous it looks, these are monsters after all, without the three views of human beings, and born with the temperament of beasts.
Make them unhappy, then eat it.
So now these people are arguing about a hundred ways humans eat.
This one likes to eat raw, bloody, preferably with a human on the sidelines, the meat that died of fear is always particularly delicious.
The unborn baby who likes to eat tender food has soft bones all over his body, so he doesn't need to spit it out.
Monsters have to love to eat people, which is probably the basic setting of this dungeon.
Skulls are used to make lamps, and corpse oil is used to light lamps. These monsters are enthusiastically discussing what human beings eat, just as human beings are enthusiastically discussing how to eat various animals. History is always surprisingly similar.
As a human being, Ren Yifei was a little instinctively disgusted, he took a sip of tea, suppressed his stomach and rolled.
"The girl's meat is tender and the taste is just right."
"Baby meat is the most tender and has a milky aroma."
The two groups of monsters were arguing endlessly and couldn't stand each other. A monster with bull horns turned his gaze to Ren Yifei who had been silent all this time: "Which one do you think is tender and delicious?"
Ren Yifei paused with the hand holding the cup: "Are you asking me?"
Ask a red-crowned crane that only eats fish, shells and aquatic plants, which kind of human meat is delicious?
Are you looking for trouble?
"I heard people say that Mr. Crane doesn't eat people. Since he is a demon, how can he not eat people?" The horned monster said to himself, "I don't know which meat Mr. Crane wants to eat? If you want to eat, I will send someone to fetch it immediately. Be sure to satisfy Mr. He."
Ren Yifei stared at him for a long time.
Sure, he did it on purpose, he came here to find trouble.
It happened that the monster with eyeshadow was also there, and he interjected: "Brother Niu, it's your fault, Mr. Crane eats grass, and we eat meat, why do you force a grass eater to eat meat? Bird guts can't digest it."
Ren Yifei looked at the horn monster, then at the eye shadow monster, and finally said: "I don't know which is better, the meat of a girl or the meat of a baby, but I know a kind of meat, which is regarded as the best."
"What kind of meat?" the horned monster asked.
"If the calf is just born, if it is a cow, it should be raised in the cowshed, fed with the best fodder and a little wine every day, and washed and rubbed the bones the next day.
"If it's a bull, it's necessary to cut off the roots of troubles, so as not to cause the meat to be smelly after human affairs in the future, and then raise it carefully as above."
"Who are you castrating?"
Hearing this, the bull-horned monster ran away violently, was held tightly by other monsters, and covered his mouth: "Calm down, I didn't talk about you."
The paws were just ten centimeters away from his eyes, scratching desperately, Ren Yifei didn't even move his eyebrows, and continued to read in an unhurried voice: "If you raise it to three years old, you can kill it neatly, hang it for a day to remove the blood, and then you can eat it." .”
"It is said that the meat is extremely tender and delicious, the fat is scattered in the red meat, like snowflakes, and it has a milky aroma when eaten.
"If you need, I have a recipe here. I cut the beef tenderloin, cut it two fingers thick, marinate it in spices for a quarter of an hour, fry it with meat oil, take it out when both sides are browned, pour it over and burn it. One bite, the gravy is rich, tender and delicious."
The horned monster was furious, but this was obviously the home of the fans, so he was dragged away with his mouth covered.
As soon as the eyeshadow demon opened his mouth, Ren Yifei asked him, "I still have a recipe for roasting peacocks, do you want to do it too?"
The eye shadow demon also exploded.
Oh, he is really a peacock, let's call him peacock from now on.
The two monsters were blasted one after another, and all the monsters thought Mr. He was in a bad mood, so they stopped coming forward.
Ren Yifei just happened to be clean, he blew on the tea leaves in the pottery cup, with his fighting strength, he was ashamed to flirt.If he didn't care about the original owner's design, he could make them cry.
But before I knew it, I was really hungry.
He thought about all kinds of delicacies of human beings, from crispy roast duck all the way to Dongpo meat, marinated and cooked with honey, sugar, salt, sauce, various seasonings, fried and steamed.
It’s almost winter in the corner of the barrenness, and the weather on the wasteland is good, which is suitable for basking in the smell of wax. Whether it’s cured duck or pork belly with soy sauce, it’s a good time to make it.
"Ah!" The bird monster sneezed.
"Oh." The wild pig demon also trembled.
The companions all laughed at them: "I don't know which beauty you are thinking about, your body is shaking?"
"I don't know why, just now I felt like someone had cut open my blood and roasted it with charcoal fire." The big monster touched his thick arm.
"Me too." The bird monster was terrified.
Ren Yifei: ...
Ah, the sunset is so beautiful.
After that, Ren Yifei listened to the monsters discussing which piece of human meat was delicious, and his heart was at peace.
He was even in the mood to drink tea while admiring the sunset in the sky.
The orange-red sunset is like the yolk of an oily salted duck egg, the golden oil is stained by the white, a carriage...a carriage?
I saw two flying horses with wings pulling a golden car out of the clouds. From Ren Yifei's angle, the golden car seat seemed to support a brilliant sunset.
what is that?
He watched the flying carriage run away.
When it was completely dark, the maid lit the lamp.
The lamps in Tingyun Pavilion are like forked tree crowns, one has twenty or thirty forks, and each fork is an oil lamp, and the orange flame illuminates the room brightly.
A very light sweet fragrance wafts out.
So particular, why do you still light aromatherapy oil lamps?
Ren Yifei sniffed again, his complexion changed slightly, the scent was not right, he felt a little dizzy.and……
He looks into the darkness.
bang bang.
bang bang.
After lighting the lamp, this beautiful house seemed to have another kind of life. Ren Yifei couldn't tell what it was, but felt that the whole house 'moved', like a beating heart, no longer a lifeless death things.
There was a clammy stench coming from the darkness of the house.
"My lord, the banquet has begun, please move." The little old man in the black hat suddenly came to the vestibule and invited Ren Yifei to the banquet, and there were other maids embracing other monsters.
Ren Yifei was surprised by the strange smell of the house, when he heard this, he put down the pottery cup in his hand, and looked outside.
He didn't know what time it was now, the sky outside was already dark, only the stars were twinkling.
Looking at the stars on the clouds, the stars are also very shining, and they are not one or two, nor a hundred or two hundred, but a large area, just like this, appearing in front of your eyes without any cover, as if you can pick them up easily The next one will come.
"The master knows that adults like to travel in the starry night, so he specially asked someone to prepare a cloud car. If you like it, you can tell the younger one at any time, and the younger one will prepare it for you."
Hearing this 'Master', Ren Yifei frowned reflexively, as if all the good mood had been ruined: this junior knew the original owner too well, it was a big trouble.
The little old man in the black hat realized that he had done something bad with good intentions, and immediately shut up.
"Cloud car?"
"Yes, do you want to use it now?"
He wanted to ask if it was the carriage that flew into the sky just now, but he was also worried that this was the common sense of monsters, so it was strange to ask, so he shut up.
"No need now, when I'm in the mood." He stood up, "Let's go."
Walking on the brightly lit corridor, with oil lamps on both sides, Ren Yifei didn't feel any warmth.
For a moment, the road in front of him became distorted, and there was a black hole in the distance.
But once you come to your senses, the corridor is still a corridor.
At the same time, all the big monsters who are eligible to attend the banquet have been invited to the banquet, including players who defeated npcs and mixed in.
The other players wanted to follow, but the maid reached out to stop them.
The maids who mixed with many players during the day have disappeared, and this is a new batch.
They smiled and covered the corners of their lips with their sleeves, but their eyes were black and shiny: "Please stay where you are, and don't wander outside after nightfall."
"Hiss..." Behind the sleeves, they heard the sound of them sucking saliva.
I can't see it, but I can imagine that it is a long and thin tongue covered with mucus, which makes the sound of moving in and out of the mouth quickly, such as snakes, such as monitor lizards.
In this palace-like room, all the maids look like beauties, with snow-skinned black hair and graceful figures.They were all about the same height, with bright red lips, curved willow eyebrows and jet-black eyes, the pupils of which were a circle larger than ordinary people's.
Beauty is beauty, but it is scary.
Under the warm yellow light at night, they looked almost identical, even the smiles at the corners of their mouths were exactly the same, and they walked quietly.
When they smiled, the player's heart trembled.
"Sister, don't laugh, it looks better without smiling." Some players commented.
maid:……
The author has something to say: the crane you want is online.
Low EQ: Hey!monster!
High EQ: Sister, you look better without smiling~
He also suffered some injuries and needed to be bandaged and treated as soon as possible.Fortunately, the identity is a monster, and it will be recovered within half a day at most.
Once the door is closed, the world is separated into two sides, inside and outside.When several players saw the changed house number and the npc's reaction, they were immediately inspired.
Listening to the voices outside, Saman knew that those players must be looking for candidates.
He did nothing and continued to bandage the wound.
No matter what the measure is, the one that benefits the most is generally No.1.He was able to defeat this npc, on the one hand because he was fully prepared, on the other hand, because his opponent underestimated the enemy.
But after what happened to him, the npc has already taken precautions, it will not be so easy to become the player's spoils of war, but it is easy to kill the player.
Just as Saman thought, several players challenged the npc afterwards, only one succeeded, and the others became bones of failure on the road to success.
These high-end players have several life-saving skills in their hands, but the abilities of the local monsters are obviously more comprehensive and powerful.
After seeing the strength of these monsters, the players became more cautious, and would not make a move if they were not sure of victory.
Ren Yifei in front of the hall didn't know about it until later.
People from behind came to report that there were a few monsters that were not well-known before, two of them won the big monster and took the room, and the others failed.
Because of their admiration for their courage to leapfrog the challenge, the bones of these losers were not sent into the kitchen, they were thrown directly into the lower world-it didn't seem much better.
Sudden challenge from low-level monsters?After a little thought, I know what's going on.
Seeking wealth and insurance is very courageous, mid-end players are really different from low-end players.The other monsters were discussing the newcomers, while Ren Yifei held his teacup and listened carefully.
These monsters are sharper than the npcs they met before. Fortunately, the original owner has retreated for a hundred years, and it is not surprising that his temperament has changed a bit.
In addition, the original owner was originally designed by a person with a cool personality and a warm personality, so there is a lot of room for manipulation, so Ren Yifei can still sit and drink tea steadily, without being too enthusiastic to participate.
Because of the unanimous opposition of the monsters, the head poles outside have been withdrawn, and Ren Yifei's adventure this time is finally safe and sound.
The original owner is indeed a great demon with great power to speak, and this matter has both advantages and disadvantages.
The topic of human beings is not over yet.
People were mixed into the demon's banquet, and everyone was very upset.No matter how glamorous it looks, these are monsters after all, without the three views of human beings, and born with the temperament of beasts.
Make them unhappy, then eat it.
So now these people are arguing about a hundred ways humans eat.
This one likes to eat raw, bloody, preferably with a human on the sidelines, the meat that died of fear is always particularly delicious.
The unborn baby who likes to eat tender food has soft bones all over his body, so he doesn't need to spit it out.
Monsters have to love to eat people, which is probably the basic setting of this dungeon.
Skulls are used to make lamps, and corpse oil is used to light lamps. These monsters are enthusiastically discussing what human beings eat, just as human beings are enthusiastically discussing how to eat various animals. History is always surprisingly similar.
As a human being, Ren Yifei was a little instinctively disgusted, he took a sip of tea, suppressed his stomach and rolled.
"The girl's meat is tender and the taste is just right."
"Baby meat is the most tender and has a milky aroma."
The two groups of monsters were arguing endlessly and couldn't stand each other. A monster with bull horns turned his gaze to Ren Yifei who had been silent all this time: "Which one do you think is tender and delicious?"
Ren Yifei paused with the hand holding the cup: "Are you asking me?"
Ask a red-crowned crane that only eats fish, shells and aquatic plants, which kind of human meat is delicious?
Are you looking for trouble?
"I heard people say that Mr. Crane doesn't eat people. Since he is a demon, how can he not eat people?" The horned monster said to himself, "I don't know which meat Mr. Crane wants to eat? If you want to eat, I will send someone to fetch it immediately. Be sure to satisfy Mr. He."
Ren Yifei stared at him for a long time.
Sure, he did it on purpose, he came here to find trouble.
It happened that the monster with eyeshadow was also there, and he interjected: "Brother Niu, it's your fault, Mr. Crane eats grass, and we eat meat, why do you force a grass eater to eat meat? Bird guts can't digest it."
Ren Yifei looked at the horn monster, then at the eye shadow monster, and finally said: "I don't know which is better, the meat of a girl or the meat of a baby, but I know a kind of meat, which is regarded as the best."
"What kind of meat?" the horned monster asked.
"If the calf is just born, if it is a cow, it should be raised in the cowshed, fed with the best fodder and a little wine every day, and washed and rubbed the bones the next day.
"If it's a bull, it's necessary to cut off the roots of troubles, so as not to cause the meat to be smelly after human affairs in the future, and then raise it carefully as above."
"Who are you castrating?"
Hearing this, the bull-horned monster ran away violently, was held tightly by other monsters, and covered his mouth: "Calm down, I didn't talk about you."
The paws were just ten centimeters away from his eyes, scratching desperately, Ren Yifei didn't even move his eyebrows, and continued to read in an unhurried voice: "If you raise it to three years old, you can kill it neatly, hang it for a day to remove the blood, and then you can eat it." .”
"It is said that the meat is extremely tender and delicious, the fat is scattered in the red meat, like snowflakes, and it has a milky aroma when eaten.
"If you need, I have a recipe here. I cut the beef tenderloin, cut it two fingers thick, marinate it in spices for a quarter of an hour, fry it with meat oil, take it out when both sides are browned, pour it over and burn it. One bite, the gravy is rich, tender and delicious."
The horned monster was furious, but this was obviously the home of the fans, so he was dragged away with his mouth covered.
As soon as the eyeshadow demon opened his mouth, Ren Yifei asked him, "I still have a recipe for roasting peacocks, do you want to do it too?"
The eye shadow demon also exploded.
Oh, he is really a peacock, let's call him peacock from now on.
The two monsters were blasted one after another, and all the monsters thought Mr. He was in a bad mood, so they stopped coming forward.
Ren Yifei just happened to be clean, he blew on the tea leaves in the pottery cup, with his fighting strength, he was ashamed to flirt.If he didn't care about the original owner's design, he could make them cry.
But before I knew it, I was really hungry.
He thought about all kinds of delicacies of human beings, from crispy roast duck all the way to Dongpo meat, marinated and cooked with honey, sugar, salt, sauce, various seasonings, fried and steamed.
It’s almost winter in the corner of the barrenness, and the weather on the wasteland is good, which is suitable for basking in the smell of wax. Whether it’s cured duck or pork belly with soy sauce, it’s a good time to make it.
"Ah!" The bird monster sneezed.
"Oh." The wild pig demon also trembled.
The companions all laughed at them: "I don't know which beauty you are thinking about, your body is shaking?"
"I don't know why, just now I felt like someone had cut open my blood and roasted it with charcoal fire." The big monster touched his thick arm.
"Me too." The bird monster was terrified.
Ren Yifei: ...
Ah, the sunset is so beautiful.
After that, Ren Yifei listened to the monsters discussing which piece of human meat was delicious, and his heart was at peace.
He was even in the mood to drink tea while admiring the sunset in the sky.
The orange-red sunset is like the yolk of an oily salted duck egg, the golden oil is stained by the white, a carriage...a carriage?
I saw two flying horses with wings pulling a golden car out of the clouds. From Ren Yifei's angle, the golden car seat seemed to support a brilliant sunset.
what is that?
He watched the flying carriage run away.
When it was completely dark, the maid lit the lamp.
The lamps in Tingyun Pavilion are like forked tree crowns, one has twenty or thirty forks, and each fork is an oil lamp, and the orange flame illuminates the room brightly.
A very light sweet fragrance wafts out.
So particular, why do you still light aromatherapy oil lamps?
Ren Yifei sniffed again, his complexion changed slightly, the scent was not right, he felt a little dizzy.and……
He looks into the darkness.
bang bang.
bang bang.
After lighting the lamp, this beautiful house seemed to have another kind of life. Ren Yifei couldn't tell what it was, but felt that the whole house 'moved', like a beating heart, no longer a lifeless death things.
There was a clammy stench coming from the darkness of the house.
"My lord, the banquet has begun, please move." The little old man in the black hat suddenly came to the vestibule and invited Ren Yifei to the banquet, and there were other maids embracing other monsters.
Ren Yifei was surprised by the strange smell of the house, when he heard this, he put down the pottery cup in his hand, and looked outside.
He didn't know what time it was now, the sky outside was already dark, only the stars were twinkling.
Looking at the stars on the clouds, the stars are also very shining, and they are not one or two, nor a hundred or two hundred, but a large area, just like this, appearing in front of your eyes without any cover, as if you can pick them up easily The next one will come.
"The master knows that adults like to travel in the starry night, so he specially asked someone to prepare a cloud car. If you like it, you can tell the younger one at any time, and the younger one will prepare it for you."
Hearing this 'Master', Ren Yifei frowned reflexively, as if all the good mood had been ruined: this junior knew the original owner too well, it was a big trouble.
The little old man in the black hat realized that he had done something bad with good intentions, and immediately shut up.
"Cloud car?"
"Yes, do you want to use it now?"
He wanted to ask if it was the carriage that flew into the sky just now, but he was also worried that this was the common sense of monsters, so it was strange to ask, so he shut up.
"No need now, when I'm in the mood." He stood up, "Let's go."
Walking on the brightly lit corridor, with oil lamps on both sides, Ren Yifei didn't feel any warmth.
For a moment, the road in front of him became distorted, and there was a black hole in the distance.
But once you come to your senses, the corridor is still a corridor.
At the same time, all the big monsters who are eligible to attend the banquet have been invited to the banquet, including players who defeated npcs and mixed in.
The other players wanted to follow, but the maid reached out to stop them.
The maids who mixed with many players during the day have disappeared, and this is a new batch.
They smiled and covered the corners of their lips with their sleeves, but their eyes were black and shiny: "Please stay where you are, and don't wander outside after nightfall."
"Hiss..." Behind the sleeves, they heard the sound of them sucking saliva.
I can't see it, but I can imagine that it is a long and thin tongue covered with mucus, which makes the sound of moving in and out of the mouth quickly, such as snakes, such as monitor lizards.
In this palace-like room, all the maids look like beauties, with snow-skinned black hair and graceful figures.They were all about the same height, with bright red lips, curved willow eyebrows and jet-black eyes, the pupils of which were a circle larger than ordinary people's.
Beauty is beauty, but it is scary.
Under the warm yellow light at night, they looked almost identical, even the smiles at the corners of their mouths were exactly the same, and they walked quietly.
When they smiled, the player's heart trembled.
"Sister, don't laugh, it looks better without smiling." Some players commented.
maid:……
The author has something to say: the crane you want is online.
Low EQ: Hey!monster!
High EQ: Sister, you look better without smiling~
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