C position for 12 years, go home to farm

There are many ways to play rock paper scissors.In just ten rounds, it has gradually evolved from a simple hand game to a one-sided martial fight.

He Jun showed to all the onlookers what is called: 36 tricks, attacking the heart first.

In the first round, changing gestures in seconds was simply an appetizer, and it didn't show He Jun's strength at all.In the second round, Guan Zhengyang didn't believe in evil, and he played a cloth. He Jun continued to scissor, and hit Guan Zhengyang with his sword without hesitation.

Guan Zhengyang mumbled, still completely ignorant, but very vigilant: "Captain, are you cheating me?"

He Jun said: "Did you produce the cloth? I just produced the scissors."

The captain doesn't like to lie, but Guan Zhengyang always feels that something is wrong, but he can't tell what is wrong, so he can only continue to participate in the game: "Rock, paper, scissors!"

In the third game, Guan Zhengyang decided to play scissors, but He Jun still played scissors.

It is very difficult for the two scissors to feel each other, mainly because the hands are too small, and the space in front of them is too large.He Jun just touched Guan Zhengyang's hand, before he sensed what the opponent was, he copied his sword and hit him.

Guan Zhengyang wearing a bull-headed mask: "?"

other people:"?"

The unattended helmet on the table: "..."

Guan Zhengyang was dumbfounded: "Captain, what did you produce? I produced scissors."

He Jun: "Ah! I also produced scissors. I thought you produced cloth."

Everyone couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for Guan Zhengyang.Too bad, this isn't a game of winning or losing at all.This is a one-sided fight, and no one cares about what it is.

In the fourth round, just when all the onlookers thought that He Jun was inseparable from the scissors, they cut the scissors to the end in one breath, but they found that He Jun was very calm and made a cloth.

On the opposite side, Guan Zhengyang ran into the captain with three scissors and was beaten three more times. He subconsciously thought that the captain would continue to use scissors, but ended up with a rock.

Without any suspense, Guan Zhengyang was beaten again.

There were only ten rounds in total, and after four rounds, Guan Zhengyang always felt that he was in a trap.He was under the hood, and in such a short period of time, there was no time to think too much, and he subconsciously changed his mind, thinking that rock-paper-scissors could not win against the captain, so he relied on covering his head with the helmet to win.

"rock-paper-scissors!"

He Jun made a pair of scissors, while Guan Zhengyang made a miraculous gesture, compatible with the three poses of rock, paper, scissors.His hands are half cloth, half stone, and the middle is faintly resembling scissors.

After finishing this action, he had already fumbled for the helmet with his other hand.

Everyone: "?" Wait, already subconsciously feel that I will lose!

He Jun fumbled around, it didn't matter what he found, anyway, he would copy the guy and hit him if he touched it.

Guan Zhengyang picked up his helmet and tried to defend.But helmets are meant to be worn on a human head, not a head with a holster.Guan Zhengyang couldn't see the situation in front of him again. He put on the helmet with one hand, and directly covered the helmet with his face.

After failing to wear the helmet, Guan Zhengyang looked around blankly with a hooded headgear that did not change his expression at all.The funny bull's head with a nose ring has two horns with two pointed horns, and he can't wear a helmet anyway.

Everyone trembled and held back their laughter.

At the end of the five rounds, Guan Zhengyang continued to try to defend.At the end of the eighth round, Guan Zhengyang tried to fight back no matter what he played.But he was not proficient in defense, and he was not as proficient in counterattack as He Jun, so after ten rounds, he was just beaten.

At the end of a game, Guan Zhengyang had only one thought: what Tong Wenle said before is true, people will be beaten out of their wits.

Take off the hood on both sides.

Guan Zhengyang was dizzy and didn't know what was going on in the whole process. His slightly curly hair stuck to his face, making him look even more confused.He Jun's hair was also fixed on his head smoothly and obediently, with a slight smile on his face, looking in a good mood.

Ye Hao laughed so much that he squatted on the ground and slapped the ground.Tong Wenle and Qiu Feng tried their best to hold back their laughter, trying to cover it up with something to eat and drink, but couldn't hold back the smile, even the hand holding the food was shaking.

Guan Zhengyang said aggrievedly: "This helmet can't be worn on my headgear at all. The round was too fast, I forgot to change it just now."

Staff: "..." No, that's not the point at all!

He Jun cheated Guan Zhengyang, got up to get his own cake to eat, and signaled to the other people friendly: "It's your turn to play, don't just smile."

The other three who were laughing froze.

With the first demonstration without a bottom line, the next few games were even more excessive.

Guan Zhengyang stared dumbfounded at Tong Wenle and Ye Hao, who were fighting each other without touching the rock-paper-scissors. He shocked and asked Qiu Feng, who laughed until he knelt down to cover his abs, "is this game played like this?"

Qiu Feng: "Pfft——"

At this level of the game, winning or losing really doesn't matter.The few staff members who were originally trying to calculate the winning or losing chose to give up early, completely emptying their minds and huddling together "hahahaha".

Anyway, those who were beaten and beaten were all members of Vacation, so what does it have to do with them?

They didn't react at all, and the other four teammates participated in the game, killing each other, completely forgetting the instigator and birthday congratulatory star.He Jun was eating and drinking there while watching his teammates fight each other.

He also smiled and asked Director Hong, "Don't you want to play with Director Hong?"

Director Hong was startled: "...It's not going to happen."

If he went to play in the past, wouldn't that give everyone a reason to beat him upright?

The birthday drama is over and the gift giving is handled in private.

A few of their teammates basically celebrate their birthdays every year, and the remaining four people get together to buy gifts, which has always been like this.But since everyone in the program team is there, I am sorry to send it in person.

Tong Wenle took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention to him, and whispered to the captain: "The gift has been mailed directly to your captain's home."

He Jun laughed: "Okay, thank you. Let my dad unwrap the presents live tonight."

Tong Wenle smiled.

The happiness of Happy Farm is real, and it can dispel all the anxiety and irritability of life, just like the sugar in childhood, it is obviously sweet to the mouth, but people do not intend to spit it out at all.Whenever I think about it, I feel that the sugar at that time was so delicious, so delicious that there is no substitute for it after many years.

He Jun helped the staff to clean up the chaos of the birthday, and swept the floor clean.

Piles of paper can be used on the stove, and it can be burned thoroughly with a little fire, which is especially useful for starting a fire.

He swept the ground very seriously, with his hands on the broom, his head slightly lowered, letting his long hair hang down.If he had been younger, he would have been the most lovable senior male lead in idol dramas, gentle and kind, yet possessing his own stubbornness and persistence.

The rest of the people were making noise on the sidelines, as if this birthday party would never end.

Xiao Jia stared at He Jun for a long time, then dragged Director Hong and the cameraman into the empty room, and held a temporary meeting with Xiao Hong, the other end of the production.After the opening, the photographer went out and called a courier, and the data of the birthday special issue recorded today was directly sent to the post office for quick processing.

In the empty room, Director Hong sat on a chair and tapped his fingers on the table, thinking about something for a while.

Xiao Jia was sitting not far from him, with a complicated expression on her face.

After a long time, Xiao Jia scratched her hair, with a slight feeling of not knowing what to say: "He Jun is too slow-tempered."

It doesn't matter whether it's gentle or has a black belly with a little personality, it's too slow to heat up.In the extremely fast-paced entertainment circle, as an idol who burns young life, he is too slow to warm up.

Director Hong understood what Xiao Jia wanted to express, so he responded.It is very easy for Xiaojia to show He Jun's character in variety show planning.Xiao Jia started to write, and revised the plan in the later stage. Captain He Jun's safety, gentleness, humility, and dark belly can all be revealed.

But is this character suitable to be a modern idol?How long can it last?Just like this farming show, the opening title is very exciting, but the show is full of routine and trivialities when building a happy farm. After it becomes popular, how can it stabilize this rhythm in the follow-up and attract enough ratings for a long time?

Director Hong said: "You young people should understand the market better."

Xiao Jia said, "It's not just young people who watch TV."

She was a little melancholy: "Sometimes I just want to do my job well, and sometimes I dream and imagine that one day my finished variety show can bring some changes to the world."

Who didn't have such imagination when they were young?Director Hong euphemistically reminded: "Variety shows only bring people happiness."

Xiao Jia held her head up: "But our variety show itself has two other properties. It promotes the place and promotes vacation." It's not just about bringing people happiness.

The two behind-the-scenes chatted about the show and life in the empty room, and the five front-offices continued to live the life of Happy Farm.

In the live broadcast at night, He Jun hadn't said anything yet, the barrage came surging, and he became nervous for He Jun in advance.

"Yeah, tomorrow is the opening title of the captain."

"It's anticipation and a little nervous."

"I don't know if the captain knows how to use a knife, but the planner is a real dog!"

"Laughing to death, Guan Zhengyang's credits are not cut!"

"Put Guan Zhengyang's comedian on the public screen."

He Jun looked at these bullet screens, and smiled at everyone: "You guys made me all nervous, and I want to watch tomorrow's opening in advance."

The barrage was excited: "Let's watch together tomorrow!"

"Together with the sword!"

"Whoever peeks first is the dog!"

Guan Zhengyang, who was watching the barrage: "Wang?"

Barrage:"???"

The live broadcast room was noisy, and the time of Happy Farm passed extremely quickly.The opening title on Tuesday, which was followed by countless people, was broadcast on TV on Tuesday night, and immediately became a trending search.

It opens with an interview clip from three years ago.

An entertainment reporter asked: "What kind of existence does Captain look like to you?"

In the camera, everyone sits in a row, with one leg hanging slightly, making them look slender.

Tong Wenle picked up the microphone and said, "It's water. It can unknowingly condense all the sand and soil around it. Only when you are in it can you feel this quiet traction."

Ye Hao compared Tong Wenle's words: "It's the mountain. There are some things you can't tell your parents or fans, you can only go to the mountains and yell. You vent all your emotions, and he can respond to you .”

Guan Zhengyang thought for a while: "It's the wind. It's everywhere, it's meticulous, it can overcome all difficulties and obstacles, and it can push us forward."

Qiu Feng: "It's the light. Shining brightly in front of you, telling you that the direction of life is to keep moving forward. Whenever you are confused, you can be sure that there are people in front of you who are more stubborn than you and full of expectations for the future."

When the camera cuts to just debut, a group of children are facing the camera and the media.At that time, everyone still liked to hold small media conferences.Back then, the stage that Vacation stood on was as small as a school stage.

He Jun stood on the stage, facing countless adults, and said in a simple but firm tone: "I am He Jun, the captain of Vacation, and I will take everyone on the journey together. Thank you everyone."

bow.

Next to the screen, a lot of numbers suddenly appeared in the later stage.The number of fans on social platforms, the number of broadcasts of Happy Farm, and the number of online viewers of the live broadcast every night.

All the numbers kept jumping upwards, from the first two or three digits to a whole long bar later.The beating year and beating numbers all tell everyone.

They have been walking forward, and never have the idea of ​​​​stopping.

He Jun, the captain of Vacation, has never lived up to the promise he made when he debuted.