C position for 12 years, go home to farm

The middle-aged man's surname is Liu, let He Jun call him Old Liu.He babbled a lot.

He Jun knew that it was impossible to keep all of Lao Liu's words in this program, but he didn't interrupt Lao Liu from chatting with him.Today, Lao Liu is alone in this huge wood factory, and his children are studying outside, so there is no one to communicate with.

Lao Liu also gave him a new mask: "It was issued in the village."

After giving it, he asked again: "Do you want to show your face in the show? Does it matter?"

He Jun took the mask and put it on with a smile: "It doesn't matter. It is more important to demonstrate the norms to others."

Lao Liu's attitude towards He Jun suddenly became better: "That is to say. If we didn't make regulations before, this one accidentally lost his fingers. Wearing a mask is good, and you will get less sick."

When the elders in the countryside see the juniors, they often have that attitude of caring and teaching.Probably because the program team had communicated with the village, the local people had a very good attitude towards He Jun and others, and the words were meant to promote their hometown.

Lao Liu took out the wooden planks needed to build a bed and said to He Jun: "The bed is easy to install. Move these wooden planks over. They are sorted according to length, and then put together with an electric drill. The hardware is an additional price."

He Jun got a headache when he heard the money: "What if you don't use hardware?"

Old Liu: "There is a method for those that don't use hardware. Do you know about tenon and tenon joints?"

He Jun didn't react immediately: "Sun Mao?"

Lao Liu took out a collection of wooden blocks from the corner, and demonstrated the disassembly and assembly in front of He Jun: "Here, that's it. Make tenons and mortises where two pieces of wood touch. D. It’s good to put it together. But you have to do it yourself, it’s time-consuming. It’s rarely done now, it’s time-consuming, and it’s not as fast as an electric drill. It’s too expensive to buy a big machine to make it.”

Lao Liu heard that He Jun had no money, so he didn't tell him that furniture with mortise and tenon structure is more expensive than furniture without hardware.

He Jun looked at this collection of wooden blocks and became interested: "This is interesting. Does the bed need no hardware at all?"

Lao Liu nodded: "I don't need a single nail. It's very stable. You can find this kind of blueprint online. The only problem for newcomers is that you may accidentally break the tenon. But this set will definitely look good on the show."

He was talking to He Jun: "All carpenters used to be able to do it. Nowadays, not many young people know how to do it. My son doesn't learn it either. My master's method is probably broken here."

Speaking of this, Lao Liu was quite reluctant: "It would be great if you had red dots, to spread the word. My son will be back for summer vacation next month. I have time here, so I can teach you how to do it."

He Jun heard that a professional taught him that he could prostitute a labor fee for free, and got a demonstration bed made by Lao Liu himself, and immediately said: "It's okay. We can learn first! We have to harvest rice in the first month, and we I will sleep on the plank first. I will have more time next month, so I will focus on this."

A bed made of stacked planks counts as a bed!

He Jun directly represented the rest of the team together: "My teammates must also want to sleep on this kind of bed without nails."

Lao Liu immediately said: "Okay!"

The two hit it off.Lao Liu was very happy to help He Jun fetch the wooden boards for five beds, dragged the wooden boards to the door, and found a car to deliver the goods for He Jun himself.

Lao Liu sat in the driver's seat, and He Jun and the cameraman sat in the back of the car with the wood.This behavior is not very safe and theoretically cannot be on the road.But there are only a few roads in the countryside, and the distance is not far away. He Jun and the cameraman cooperated with each other.

He Jun posted the news in the back, telling his teammates that the bed on his side was settled.

Once again he was greeted with cheers from his teammates.

Of course, He Jun smiled gently and kindly took everyone into account: "I guess everyone hasn't been exercising much recently. It's a good thing to do some coolies, and your endurance will be good."

If anyone does not agree, whoever takes out 80 to hire a manual master.

The naive teammates didn't know that He Jun arranged them clearly.One by one, they sighed with each other, "The captain is worthy of being the captain" and "The program group is still human", and they were happily having fun in the other two ways.

……

The planks were quickly transported to the house.

He Jun and Lao Liu moved all the planks into the house.The bedroom was on the second floor, and they had to move all of these to the empty room on the second floor.Just carrying it up and down like this, He Jun broke out in sweat, and a lot of makeup fell off his face.The hair was even more wet in little clumps, drooping on his head.

How exquisite he was when he came here, how embarrassed he is now.

The casual clothes he was wearing were scratched by wood in an instant, making them look bad.He Jun didn't know where he got it. There was a long gray streak on his waist, and there was even a white streak on the side of his arm.

In terms of the consumption rate of clothes, the clothes he originally prepared are probably not enough, so he has to send some more.The earlier reminder from the broker did not come out of thin air.

After Lao Liu delivered the things, he asked He Jun to write a note, and left with the note.The wooden boards were placed on the second floor, and He Jun spread the wooden boards evenly by himself, and then asked the staff for bedding.

I can't take a shower for the first time even if I sweat.There are still many things to do next.

He carried all the quilts upstairs, went to the bathroom alone to remove the makeup, washed his face to cool himself down.He can play without makeup, the only shortcoming is that he has applied too much lipstick, the actual lip color is very light, and looks bloodless.

Now that he has been exercising for a while, the blood on his face is better than usual, and there is not much difference between plain makeup and makeup.

He wiped his face and hands clean, and went to the room to start tossing.

There is a huge room on the second floor of the house, and all the wooden boards are in this room.The windows in the room are wide open, the sunlight is just right, and warm wind blows into the room from time to time.

Looking out from the window, you can see most of Zhongyu Island.There are five chairs left on the square downstairs, and in the distance are the rice fields and greenhouses he had seen on the road before.A little further is the river, and a large area of ​​farmland and greenhouses outside the river.

There seemed to be geese flopping faintly on the other side of the river. I don't know if he had misread it.

He Jun wanted to take a second look at the scenery outside the window, but thinking that he needed a bed to sleep tonight, he decided to make the bed first.

The wooden mattress was hard to sleep on, so He Jun stuffed the mattress first, and then put a bed sheet on top.The quilt was new and hadn't been dried, so the three-piece suit had to be put on by himself.

Fortunately, living outside all the year round, it is easy to put on a quilt.

He was busy doing things and did not speak. He raised his head and glanced at the camera, suddenly remembered that he was recording, and explained with a smile: "It is very simple to cover the quilt. We spread the quilt flat, and then turn the quilt over to cover it. Then, we Grab the two corners and turn it over, shake it, half of the quilt goes in. Tuck the rest of the quilt in and align the other two corners. Finally, zip it up."

At this moment, the four corners of the quilt are aligned, but the middle quilt is bulging out.

With long hands, He Jun pulled up the edge of the quilt by the bed, evened it out and flung it vigorously from top to bottom.The quilt cover was dark blue, and at this moment, the whole quilt rolled from one end to the other like waves on the sea.It was so powerful that even the wind that blows made a sound.

The lump of quilt that had bulged out in the middle was instantly flattened.

He Jun walked to the end of the bed and shook it again with the same movement.His strength was just right this time, the quilt was completely flattened, and the part of the quilt at the head of the bed turned up automatically, just like the part at the head of the bed in a hotel.

The cameraman froze.

He Jun was also stunned.

He Jun turned his head to look at the cameraman, and lighted the quilt in shock: "Did you see it? Did you see it? I just shook the quilt in one step!"

He was completely amused by his operation, and quickly went to help several other people make beds: "No, I want to make another one. I'm simply a genius."

Just as he was about to shop, he suddenly remembered that his group had a live broadcast task, and signed a time contract with the platform.He Jun ran to the window and shouted down to the program crew: "Director! Director Hong, can I start the live broadcast now?"

Director Hong held a popsicle in his hand, swayed it out and raised his head: "Yes. It's good to attract the flow. Otherwise, you will have no splash when you release it. Of course, I suggest that you live broadcast at night, and you can watch it after five o'clock." There are many people."

The first episode of this program was not well-known, and it was a publicity contract signed with the local government, so the hype should not be too much when it is announced later.Director Hong didn't even know if there would be splashes in this variety show.Others initially relied on popular celebrities to attract audiences, and they... only had one mess.

Director Hong ate the popsicle in twos and twos: "What are you broadcasting now?"

He Jun: "Make the bed live."

Director Hong: "?"

He Jun felt that the live broadcast was not the point.He just wanted to ask: "Why do you have popsicles? How much are the popsicles?"

Director Hong: "It costs one yuan a piece, and I bought it from a small shop in the village."

He Jun, who had ten yuan, had his eyes glowing: "Where is the canteen in the village?"

Director Hong looked at He Jun and smiled "You know me, I know": "My assistant bought it." He returned to the crowd of the program group, sat back behind his camera, and acted as if nothing had happened.

He Jun: "..." Well, it seems that they have to explore by themselves.

He Jun returned to the room, turned on the phone and said to his teammates: The director said that there is a canteen in the village, please ask anyone you meet.Later we have to buy seasonings, pots and pans and many things.

The balance in his heart swayed between saving money and popsicles that cost only one yuan, and finally chose to save money: "Forget it, forget it, I can't afford popsicles if I don't have money. Let's live broadcast first."

The room has been decorated by a lighting engineer, and the light is suitable.

He Jun took out the bracket from the suitcase, looked around, and found that the result of the house was that he could only put the bracket on the window and shoot into the room.

"In case the mobile phone falls, can we apply for a mobile phone sponsor?" He Jun asked sincerely, adjusted the position of the mobile phone, opened the live broadcast room, synchronized to the social platform, and wrote the title of the live broadcast——

Vacation He Jun makes beds online.

The first fan who rushed in quickly looked at the title, then at the half-faced head of his puppet, and the pile of wood in the empty rough room in the background, and sent out a barrage of soul questioning: Brother, you are so poor ?

He Jun who saw the barrage: "..."