C position for 12 years, go home to farm

"One in ten thousand!"

"Please be precise, the number of people has increased now, we are one in eleven thousand!"

The barrage staff puffed up their chests happily, completely forgetting the purpose of squeezing into the live broadcast room earlier.The newcomers read the barrage and were talking nonsense, asking what happened just now and what Vacation is doing now.

Fans of Vacation have never been in the habit of commenting. After the topic is dispersed, it basically has nothing to do with the afternoon program.Everyone chatted on the bullet screen, and it was so lively that people could tell at a glance that the number of live broadcasts had not participated in the water, and it was more than 1 people.

He Jun, who was far away and couldn't see the barrage, sighed after finishing the number of people, and explained to the people in the live broadcast room: "We want to buy some decorative embroidered cloth stickers, and now we are choosing the right one online."

Barrage: "Take a look! Buy whatever you want!"

"Hahahaha as long as you have money."

"Absolutely, a boy group that is so poor that everyone knows it."

"If the flowers are sold out today, there should be money, right?"

"Sisters in front, everyone just placed an order. The money can only go through after the transaction is completed."

As soon as the topic of poverty came out, the originally scattered topics gathered together again.The bullet chatting all over the screen is worrying about Vacation's wallet.Look at this boy group, participating in a variety show is so miserable that they don't even have a chance to get money.They smashed a few fireworks in the live broadcast room, and the money couldn't go directly to the members quickly.

worry.

He Jun didn't know that the barrage was worrying.After explaining their actions, he lowered his head and continued to look at the embroidered cloth stickers.I haven't bought the mosquito net yet, but I have put a dozen pieces of decorative items into the shopping cart.If it weren't for the outrageous single-digit cheapness of the small things produced by the machines, he wouldn't dare to buy them like this.

"This good-looking."

"How big is this phoenix? My god, it's almost one meter! Only 20 or so?"

"No, isn't this too heavy to hang?"

Several people discussed seriously, and found that the phoenix that had just been pulled out to see was too big for the thin and light mosquito net, so they finally decided to give up.There is no end to shopping. After shopping, He Jun glanced down, and his heart skipped a beat.

It's over for them.There are more than 30 items in the shopping cart, not counting the customized team image and team name.

He Jun put away the phone with difficulty: "No, I can't buy it anymore."

A few people still have more to say.Guan Zhengyang pulled Jun He's arm: "Captain, captain, let's see two more? Let's build a happy farm universe. Put in all the musical instruments and shooting equipment."

He Jun firmly said: "No. We have to save money."

Qiu Feng reminded them: "The things we made an appointment with Lao Liu today would cost a thousand dollars in a cabinet made of the worst wood." Although the Wood Industry Association behind Lao Liu has become one of their variety show sponsors, it will give They offer discounted prices locally, but wood is still expensive!

He Jun also counted for them: "The weather is too hot, I want to buy an air conditioner to install in the bedroom. For convenience, we'd better buy a few more bicycles. This is a lot of money."

Ye Hao listened to the cabinet and the air conditioner, and then to some bicycles: "Forget it, what kind of bicycle to buy. Let's take a wooden board and put some wheels on it to travel on skateboards."

He Jun was amused by Ye Hao's idea: "Why don't you just build a bicycle yourself?"

Guan Zhengyang: "I don't think it's impossible."

Tong Wenle sighed quietly on the side: He even dared to sponsor variety shows, but he never thought that he would be stumped by thousands of dollars one day.

When one person sighs, everyone wants to sigh, and there is a Sigh Solitaire on the scene.

Seeing Vacation and the others struggling with money, the barrage laughed wildly while worrying for them: "Hahahahaha, the show crew really went too far, how did they get so poor."

The problem of poverty cannot be solved immediately, it is a long-term problem.

Since it is a long-term problem, it will not be resolved for the time being.

He Jun put away his mobile phone and moved the venue with his teammates and live broadcast equipment: "What are we doing tonight?"

Barrage: "Sing!" "Dance!" "Take a bath!"

"Taking a bath" came out, and all the little friends who saw this barrage were taken away, and the more they said, the more outrageous they said: "Lady's clothing!" "Pole dancing!"

Ye Hao stepped forward to take a look at the barrage in the live broadcast room, just in time to see the "pole dance" full of screens.His entire face wrinkled like a showman, showing a confused expression: "Pole dancing?"

The other four people were stunned by the naked eye, and looked at Ye Hao in shock, and even moved a little distance to the side: pole dancing is impossible, pole dancing is impossible in this life.

The barrage laughed like crazy.

The happy singing and dancing tonight passed as usual, and the time slipped through my fingers so quietly.

After closing the live broadcast room at night, the tired five people quickly finished washing, climbed into the new bed happily, and fell asleep quickly.

Satisfied, the fans in the live broadcast room lay down on their beds, closed their eyes and suddenly opened them again, bewildered in hindsight: Huh?Didn't they originally want to comfort Vacation?

Why just remember wanting them to perform pole dancing?

……

New morning.

The five people who had no idea that "pole dancing" had become a fan obsession woke up refreshed.The ratings of the program rose yesterday, and the number of people in the live broadcast room also increased.They were in a good mood, sitting in rows and shaving at the gate of Happy Farm.

A man of this age is in good health. If he doesn't shave for a day, he can see some of his beard. If he doesn't shave for three days, he's quite sloppy. The dregs of his beard can be used as a weapon if he doesn't shave for seven days.

Don't look at their Vacations as if they don't have beards, they can play very well without makeup in the camera.In fact, any man who has a beard in front of the camera, their beard is carefully trimmed, and the degree of refinement is as good as their hairstyle.

The lower half of the faces of the five people were filled with foam, and each of them was shaving with an electric razor in their hands.

Such an act of gathering a crowd to shave should be out of the ordinary, but the five of them shaved together, as if they were taking pictures of the cover of a magazine.The sun was clear in the early morning, and the air did not have the scorching heat of noon, which brought out a kind of all-natural charm on them.

He Jun's eyes are not pure and deep black.Seen from the side by light, his irises are clean and mild brown.He noticed that the camera was very close, and he fixed his eyes on the lens, as if he could see another space through the lens.

At this moment, whenever a videographer is holding a camera instead of a video camera, he can't help but click the shutter.

The sound of the electric shaver stopped one after another.The atmosphere among their teammates is relaxed and free, as if there are cheerful elves playing silent music.He Jun touched his chin with his hand to make sure that he was shaved clean, and got up to find a water source to wash his face.

Breakfast in the morning is omelets.Qiu Feng added an appropriate amount of salt, green onion and water to the flour and eggs, and stirred well.He poured oil into the pan, then poured the batter, and turned it over after a while to spread out an egg pancake.

Breakfast for five people doesn't need to be overly complicated. Egg pancakes with milk are the best.

After breakfast, He Jun led the people and went out with hoes and seeds.

They have to make full use of the free greenhouses to grow vegetables for two months.

Growing vegetables is a matter that is easy to say, but a little bit difficult to say.

The simplicity is that the current vegetable seeds have basically been cultivated by countless agricultural talents, have a delicious taste, and have certain insect resistance and anti-freezing and sun-resistance properties.It is almost guaranteed that no matter who gets it, as long as the normal planting steps are followed, it can be planted.

The difficulty is that these seeds are also a kind of plant after all, and they need a little care from people.The planters water the seeds at a certain time every day, keep an eye on the growth of the seeds, and make sure they are pest-free and disease-free.

For Vacation, growing vegetables such as pak choy and lettuce is much easier than growing rice.He Jun distributed the seeds to everyone.Each of them had a bag of seeds in hand, and they came to the greenhouse together as a team.

The owner of the canteen knew that they wanted to grow vegetables, so when selling the seeds, he explained the planting steps to Ye Hao and Guan Zhengyang in brief.Now Ye Hao and Guan Zhengyang will naturally relay the steps to everyone.

Ye Hao was more succinct, holding a hoe and said: "First prepare the ground, then water the ground, then sow the seeds, then cover with a layer of soil, and the work is completed."

Guan Zhengyang nodded beside him: "Yes, that's it."

They followed the steps of reorganizing the rice fields some time ago, and slightly reorganized the fields where the flowers had been dug.Pick up stones and pull out weeds.Make sure there are no messes that will get in the way of the vegetables growing properly.

Next is watering.

They use watering cans at Happy Farm.But using a kettle to water the flower fields is too slow.Locals generally connect the water pipe directly to the faucet and use the water pipe to water.

Fortunately, the person who was in charge of watering the flower fields did not take away the water pipes in the greenhouse.After He Jun found the water pipe, he asked his teammates to turn on the faucet, and poured water from the head to the end of the field by himself.He also figured out a skill, when he put his finger against half of the water pipe mouth, the water column with increased pressure can irrigate a farther place.

Ye Hao followed He Jun, and he was very envious of this thing: "Captain, I want to play too."

He Jun handed the water pipe to Ye Hao.

Ye Hao excitedly pulled the water hose to water, and soon used the "high-speed water gun" skill, pretending to stage there: "Knight's sword! Listen to my command! Water!"

[-] out of [-], unable to save.

This kind of secondary behavior made several other people come together: "I want to water it too!" "Me too!"

Seeing that they all wanted to snatch his water pipe, Ye Hao was not happy: "Ye Qiqi just got it."

Guan Zhengyang rubbed his hands: "Water one by one, okay?"

This fair way of equal distribution made it difficult for Ye Hao to cope.But there is only one water pipe, and the others have nothing to do for a while, so they hang behind the watering man: "Shock! Water gun!"

He Jun watched helplessly as the jet of water knocked a small stone out of the soil, and exclaimed along with his teammates: "Wow——"

Finally, after serious play, they managed to wet the soil, spread the seeds evenly on the wet soil, and then covered the seeds with a thin layer of soil with hoes.These seeds break through the ground very quickly and don't have particularly thick stems, so they don't need to be buried deep in the field.

The seeds are surrounded by moist soil, with sufficient moisture, sufficient nutrients and proper air.

Cabbage seeds only need 20 days from germination to maturity.Lettuce seeds take a little longer, about a month or so.

Such a complete planting step did not take much time for everyone.

He Jun looked at the whole vegetable greenhouse that had been taken care of, and nodded with satisfaction: "Call work, go home!"