C position for 12 years, go home to farm

If others give it a try, they can transform themselves into motorcycles. If He Junbo tries, the program crew will not transform him into a bicycle on the spot.

After walking a certain distance to reach the wood factory, He Jun counted the day in his heart: I don't know when it will rain to cool down.It was too hot, unbearably hot.

The wood factory is off-season in summer, and the wood is much less than He Jun's last visit.I don't know if the sun exposure has roasted the wood, which makes the woody smell of the wood factory more intense.He Jun glanced over and didn't see Lao Liu, and went deep into the big warehouse-like house and said, "Old Liu!"

There was an echo in the empty factory, and Lao Liu's reply: "Hey!"

Old Liu was wearing an old man's vest and got out of nowhere.He seems to have gotten a little fatter recently, with his slightly protruding belly stretching out the faint arc of his vest, he just cut his hair, and his short cut is even shorter than the last time I saw it.

It was hot, and his forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat. He wiped it with the back of his hand wearing a heavy glove, and his voice was muffled behind the mask: "What's the matter? Do you need to buy wood again? Is there enough firewood?"

It was much cooler inside the house than outside, He Jun took the opportunity to slow down, and said to Lao Liu, "I want to ask if you are free? We slept on the wooden plank for a month. If it is convenient, we would like to put the wood up. "

Anyway, make a bed.

Old Liu suddenly nodded: "Oh yes, we agreed with you last time. I watched the first episode of your show, and it's been a month."

When He Jun heard Lao Liu's words, he felt slightly embarrassed as if his diary had been read by his parents.

As a result, Lao Liu's next sentence was tut tut: "It's so poor, you can live in such a place for a month, it's amazing. It's not easy to be a star."

He Jun is silent: Okay, the one who should be embarrassed should be the stingy program group.

Lao Liu raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his midsection, and asked He Jun sincerely: "Isn't it hot where you sleep? It's already 35 degrees today. It's guaranteed to be [-] in a few days."

Happy Farm is fine at night, there is wind blowing from one side to the other, and it is really hot at noon.

After being told by Lao Liu, He Jun realized that it is not the hottest time of summer yet.The heat in July and August has not yet arrived.They need to prepare cool items before the heat comes.

He smiled at Lao Liu: "It's hot, so I want to set up the bed and spread straw or bamboo mats." He also considered refrigeration equipment.

The electric fan will affect the program radio, it will be better to turn on the air conditioner.He calculated the cost of buying the air conditioner in his mind. It would cost one or two hundred per month in installments, plus the things he bought earlier, the monthly repayment would be close to five hundred, which was a bit much.

Selling flowers alone is not enough.

He Jun smiled at Lao Liu: "Build the bed first, and learn a skill. Maybe we can buy an air conditioner with this skill later."

Old Liu followed with a laugh: "It's ok. Wait for me. I'll bring some tools to your place."

He Jun responded.

There are many tools needed to play with wood.Lao Liu brought out a huge tool box and threw it into his pickup truck.Turning around, he pushed another workbench out.

Seeing this exaggerated posture, He Jun hurriedly stepped forward to help push it together.He laughed and said to Lao Liu: "How exaggerated is this going to come out of the bed?"

Lao Liu gave the workbench to He Jun to push, took a wooden plank at the door, used the plank to build a slope for the truck, and pushed the workbench with universal wheels up: "No exaggeration, this tool counts What an exaggeration."

He took out a whole pack of masks from his pocket and stuffed them all into He Jun: "You all learn from it, right? You have to wear masks."

He Jun took the mask: "Thank you."

Lao Liu saw that he had almost brought all the tools with him, and took out his mobile phone.He waved his hand to signal He Jun to get in the car, turned on his mobile phone and dialed the number, and quickly said to the other end of the phone: "Son! I'm going to shoot TV. Call me if you have something to do. If you are free now, go directly to the factory It’s okay to come and see.”

The other side didn't know what to say.

Lao Liu looked like he was amazing, and raised his eyebrows happily: "That's right. Your dad is amazing. That show has two episodes. I was in the first episode. There must be me later. Hey, let you Don’t learn from me before, otherwise you can help me today.”

He Jun sounded funny.It is true that many old skills have lost successors.The elders do not force the juniors to learn, and the juniors have their own ideas.Lao Liu is essentially proud of his ability, but unfortunately he has never had the opportunity to show it off.

He went to the car and sat waiting for Lao Liu.

Lao Liu quickly hung up the phone and hurried out to drive.

It took half a day to come here, and the drive back was very fast.

When the car stopped outside Happy Farm, He Jun helped Lao Liu unload the workbench and pushed the workbench inside.As soon as the workbench was pushed through the door, Lao Liu swept down the empty first floor: "We will process it downstairs, and we will move the finished wood upstairs later. The planed wood chips will be everywhere, and you have a lot of things upstairs. Not easy to clean up."

He Jun responded and went upstairs to tidy the bed.

The two who were fishing for fresh fish hadn't come back yet, but Ye Hao and Guan Zhengyang, who bought the seeds, came back soon.

As soon as they entered, they saw that the first floor where the rice seedlings had finally disappeared was occupied by new tools, and they were immediately interested and came over.Ye Hao put the seeds aside and asked He Jun: "Are these all going to be used as beds?"

He Jun nodded.

Guan Zhengyang curiously picked up a tool that looked like an iron, and found a slender metal rod in the middle of the iron: "What is this? A hole punch?"

Old Liu was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect this group of young people to be so unfamiliar with equipment.He replied to Guan Zhengyang's words: "Jig saw. It is used to cut wood. It can also cut metal. It is very efficient to draw a line on the wood and cut sideways."

The two present showed stunned expressions, and they had a little understanding of this unknown object.

Lao Liu taught them from scratch and asked them to recognize the tools.He ordered his own tools: "In the past, carpenters used chisels, saws, axes, planers, and carving knives to make mortise and tenon joints. Now the efficiency is high. In fact, those old tools are brought with motors."

He Jun heard the noise downstairs, and probed down from the stairs: "Come to move the wood first?"

Ye Hao and Guan Zhengyang hurried upstairs in response.Seeing that the "apprentices" had all run away, Lao Liu went upstairs to carry wood.He came here to "teach" in the first place, so he couldn't speak in front of the camera alone.

The wood of a bed was moved down, and the two people who fished the river came back.

With all the people, wood and tools available, Lao Liu began to talk seriously.He probably imagined the appearance of giving lectures in public countless times in his mind, holding his airs, and evoked it from the old saying: "The ax, chisel, shovel, and drill are commonly used, and the curved ruler and ink fountain are passed down from the teacher."

What Lao Liu said was the words in "Daily Common Characters".When it was passed on from his master to him, he used the local dialect, and he naturally used the local accent when speaking to five people.There is no tongue-twisting sound in the local accent at all, and the pronunciation of some characters is different from that of Mandarin. "c" is pronounced as "z", which non-locals can't understand.

The five people looked serious, but their eyes were full of confusion: what?What did Lao Liu say?

He Jun raised his hand: "I don't understand."

Old Liu nodded slightly and explained to them: "The former sentence refers to the tools commonly used by our carpenters, such as axes, chisels, shovels, and drills. The latter sentence is for us carpenters, the curved ruler and ink fountain are passed down by our ancestor Lu Ban. If you When you meet a traditional carpenter, you can’t just touch his curved ruler and ink fountain. If you touch it, it’s the work of bad guys.”

The five heads nodded seriously.

Lao Liu was very patient. He started from the beginning, and he spoke very efficiently. He took out a few gadgets from the toolbox and showed them to everyone: "The tenon and tenon, the protruding one is called the tenon, and the tenon and the groove are called the tenon."

"A piece of wood protrudes and is inserted directly into a hole, directly, so it is called a straight tenon."

"The wood on both sides protrudes and clamps the other piece, which is called a tenon. The ancestors' speech is so straightforward. Every word can be clearly explained, and absolutely no words are used."

Five heads continue to click.

Lao Liu took out a notebook from the toolbox, and pulled out a pen from the notebook.I have used most of the book, and it is for old Liu Ji's stuff.He turned to the blank page, drew a few random strokes on the paper with a pen, and drew three-dimensional three-dimensional wood.

He added and subtracted some lines on the three pieces of wood, and drew tenons and tenons.

Five heads leaned over to look.As a result, the book was so big and the space was so small, five people's heads collided directly, making a muffled sound.

He Jun covered his head, turned his head to look at his teammates, and laughed: "Do you have a headache?"

Guan Zhengyang covered his head not afraid of the pain, and looked forward again: "It's all right. Let me take a look. I know, this is a straight tenon!"

Old Liu responded: "Yes, this is the straight tenon, a modern combination tenon designed on the basis of the straight tenon."

Good guy, one more piece of wood is called a combination tenon.

He Jun realized that this was what they were going to do: "So we just need to dig a few holes for the erected pillars, and make a tenon for the other two crossbars?"

Old Liu: "Yes."

He Jun is sincere: "My brain tells me that I have learned."

Guan Zhengyang continued: "The next step is to see if my hands can learn."

A group of people laughed out loud.

Lao Liu took a piece of wood, drew a vertical line on it with a pen, and took two points on this line.His lines do not shake at all, and his basic painting skills are comparable to those of art students.

After marking the wood, he also told the truth to a few people: "You beginners, don't use a table saw. It's too fast. If you don't grasp it well, your hands will be gone. We use ordinary small chainsaws. Don't put your hands on it. Under the saw blade. Not through the wood."

He demonstrated to several people, clamping the wood with the workbench, and making gestures on the exposed side of the workbench.The small chainsaw in his hand was bought for making small toys, which is convenient and low-risk.

When a modern chainsaw is started, the blade turns so fast that it seems to "melt" into the wood when it hits it, and there is no friction resistance at all.When the "point" was cut, Lao Liu stopped and changed direction.

Every woodworker has his own way of handling wood.Lao Liu chose this method because he was afraid that He Jun and the others would be injured if they did not operate properly.If it was a circular saw, he would have to read the safety rules to this group of people, and he would have to worry about it all the time.

He finished processing one end in less than 3 minutes, drew a line on the other end, and gave up the workbench: "You guys try."

Everyone is eager to try.

Lao Liu stood at the socket right now, ready to cut off the power at any time.

He Jun stepped forward to try it first.He took the chainsaw and weighed it, and found that it was heavier than expected.Turning on the switch, I found that the running chainsaw was vibrating, and it was not as easy to hold firmly as expected.

Fortunately, the members of Vacation have a strong memory and hands-on ability in learning things.He Jun tried cautiously, took more time than Old Liu, and succeeded in making the first cut.

When the chainsaw was turned off, a few people observed the cut and found that the stop was precise, and at the same time gasped and exclaimed: "Wow!"

He Jun laughed and gave up his seat: "Come on."