C position for 12 years, go home to farm

How does it feel to be crazily praised for your figure in front of the audience in the tenth issue?

He Jun thought to himself: probably his exam composition was taken out and put on the bulletin board as an excellent composition display, and the people who admired it were the whole class, parents, and countless A, B, C, D who he didn't know or knew well.

In fact, they are of normal size.As long as most people keep their mouths shut and their legs open, they can basically succeed in shaping within a month or two.But in the eyes of the masses who are used to rainbow farts, it seems that the handsome Apollo descended into the world, and the beautiful Pan An was reincarnated.

There is a sense of vanity in my heart, which coexists with a strong sense of shame.With a smile on He Jun's face, he was a little afraid to look directly at the screen in the live broadcast room. Just looking at those unrestrained bullet screens, he had to say: "Don't do whatever you want just because you are speaking online."

The bullet screens were very arrogant: "Oh, what? Is it our arrogance?"

"Hey, if you dare to record it, we dare to watch it."

"Director Hong, be bold! Modo Modo, we can see more!"

"Stick to the muscles."

"We are all adults, as long as we obey the law! Is there anything we adults can't say!"

Compared with the arrogance of the crowd, the members of Vacation had to restrain themselves.Ye Hao watched the video, resisted his little embarrassment, and hummed with a smile: "Everyone is the loser in this water battle, and the fans won it."

Guan Zhengyang clicked his tongue: "The world is getting worse."

Tong Wenle seriously doubts what this group of viewers usually watch online: "Be reserved, be reserved."

Qiu Feng's ears were already red.

Anyway, the barrage continued to be arrogant, one by one performing on the scene. Vacation didn't dare to be arrogant, and tried to persuade them one by one.

He Jun saw that restricting everyone was useless, so he could only say: "There are a lot of people watching the show, and there are people of all ages. Maybe even parents can see what everyone posts."

The barrage in the video was sent out early, and it can't be restrained.But the barrage in the live broadcast room empathized with the shame of Vacation in an instant, and a lot of words were omitted.

Seeing that the bullet screen was empty for a while, many people realized the problem: No, their parents don't know who sent which bullet screen!

Barrage: "Damn it, I felt guilty for a second just now!"

"He who lives alone has nothing to fear!"

"The captain looks very gentle, but he actually has a heart. He actually bluffed us in the live broadcast room."

"If we send it out, we won't be afraid of being seen!"

Everyone's emotions rebounded, and the number of bullet screens in the live broadcast room was even more than before, which was quite exaggerated.This situation really makes people don't know what to say.

Fortunately, the first issue is only so long.He Jun and the others quickly finished watching the live broadcast, completely ignoring the reluctance of the live broadcast room.The camera was turned off in the live broadcast room, and the staff hadn't completely turned off the mic before the barrage staff heard He Jun melancholy saying, "Fortunately, the next episode will be more hard-core."

Barrage: "Hardcore, how hardcore?"

Everyone rushed to issue No.11, and immediately corrected their attitudes, but wanted to see how hardcore this issue would be.

When the No.11 program was released, it was indeed a bit hard-core. It was Vacation and Lao Liu and Zhao who were studying the situation of the water curtain together.At the beginning of the title, only the distant view of Happy Farm is shown, and then the open space behind the house of Happy Farm is shown.

Just when everyone was confused and didn't know what the point of this issue was, the screen flickered.A frame with items is inserted in an instant.

The Happy Farm logo appeared, and the barrage turned into question marks.

"Wait, was I the only one who saw that scene just now?"

"I seem to have a flash in front of my eyes, and I see something extra coming out!"

"I suspend successfully, it's a waterwheel!"

"?? They built a waterwheel on this island?"

The program released the content according to the timeline constructed by the water curtain concept.All the audience who watched gradually became numb from shock to the back.When I heard that Vacation has also produced silly patents, I can no longer express my emotions in words.

I really don't know what to say.

The Happy Farm is a bit rich right now, and it is okay to install a machine with a quieter sound outside.But Vacation is an amazing imagination. In order to cool down, we need to make a water curtain, and in order to make a water curtain, we need to make a water wheel.

The most frightening thing is that they got it out of their hands.Barrage: "My boyfriend originally watched it with me, but he followed me there in shock, and even proposed to build one in the wedding house in the future. Now he was beaten up by me."

"The generators are all out. Generators! Lao Liu Lao Zhao, the eternal god!"

"At first I thought I was watching a farming program, but these people went to sell flowers. Turning around, I thought it was a program to help farmers, but these people started making waterwheels and water curtains."

"No matter what they do in the future, I don't think it's surprising."

There are always big bosses in the folks, so in a short period of time, someone immediately shared the production process of the Happy Farm waterwheel and water curtain on the Internet, and said that some of the handmade products can be considered to buy finished products directly.

As long as you pay a little money, you can enjoy the same waterwheel and water curtain immediately.

Of course, most people said: "What I'm missing is the waterwheel and water curtain? What I'm missing is a place to put this thing!"

People in the inland do not need waterwheels, and when the electricity supply is sufficient, even most people near rivers and seas do not need this kind of waterwheel which is not very practical.

As for the water curtain, it is more ornamental than practical.

After the first episode, most people didn’t intend to enjoy the same style, but they still expressed their shock: “Vacation’s skill points follow the broadcast of the show, and it seems that you can order one or two in each episode.”

"Let me do the math. They learned how to grow rice, raise chickens, ducks and cats, cut flowers, grow vegetables, and do woodworking..."

After watching a lot of programs, I feel that not only Vacation will do it, but they will too.

Amazing program, amazing Vacation.

Of course, a 12-year-old Vacation can dig a lot.The fans also dug up the patent they applied for back then, laughing on the spot.

The seesaw that one person played on Vacation back then was equipped with a spring, and after sitting down, bounce it, and relying on this elastic force, it would be able to come up quickly.It's really useful, and it can indeed be played solo.The disadvantage is: playing very lonely.

I don't know why the good patent is full of sand sculpture style from head to toe.It makes people fully understand the anguish of when five people competed for the seesaw, and the last one didn't know how to sit on it.

In the end, the patent was formed, but the vacant person was actually still vacant in essence.The problem of wanting to play with a companion is still unresolved.

The painter directly uploaded the picture, drawing this magical situation into a short story, and portraying everyone's small expressions vividly.

Internet carnival, He Jun and the others lying on the bed under the Internet.

After applying the plaster, there is always an inexplicable strange feeling on the back.That piece of skin is very sensitive now, and I can feel it when I rub it with clothes.

When I change clothes, I can see the six candle-sized dots on the back that are quite obvious.

Lying down and sleeping is a bit panic, sleeping on the side is afraid of bumping into each other, so the five of them lay on their stomachs together, swiping their mobile phones to watch various news, and greeted the live broadcast platform: "When will the live broadcast of helping farmers start?"

The live broadcast platform finally worked overtime to complete the staged work, and was urged by the secretary's office until everyone was out of shape, and finally received "greetings" from several people from Vacation.

The person in charge of the platform is half-dead: "I'm working on it. I'm working on it. The server is being rented, the framework is being written, the programmer has already lived in the company, and I brought a change of clothes."

Jun He felt sympathetic to the platform: "So busy? Then if we come to shoot the scene, will the scene be messy?"

The person in charge of the platform almost forgot that He Jun and the others were still filming scenes.He thought about the chaotic situation in the company, and he could only say: "Can I come tomorrow afternoon? I'm afraid that I will work too much overtime and the office will be even more chaotic." At that time, the programmers will have a dead end, and they will have to deal with He Jun and the others. People are going to explode.

He Jun forwarded the words of the person in charge to Hong Dao, and comforted the person in charge: "Okay. I will tell Hong Dao. Everyone has worked hard."

After coping with it for a while, the person in charge said goodnight and went to sleep.He has been very busy these days, and finally he was able to sleep early today, so he must cherish it.

When Director Hong received the news, he replied "ok" to Jun He, and sent the itinerary of tomorrow's program group to other staff members.After everyone received it, they quickly responded to the message and confirmed the matter.

Everyone went to bed at night, thinking that they might not be able to sleep well after the plaster was applied, but everyone fell asleep so deeply that they couldn't get up the next day.

The five members of Vacation, who were supposed to get up early, just slept through the breakfast time and barely got out of bed until noon.With pillow marks on their faces, they washed up in a daze, yawned and ate lunch with the program staff.

Qiu Feng overslept and had no time to make lunch.

People from the program group also tried to wake up five people, but they were too sound asleep to wake up at all.And the program group was all woken up by the alarm clock, and the schedule was in the afternoon, and they didn't want to follow in the footsteps of the assistants, so they gave up on the spot to wake people up again, and retreated to the indoor dance practice room, and got another sleep in the air-conditioned room. .

So after dinner, Vacation and the program team had to get in the car to go to the platform company immediately, and frantically ordered various takeaways in the car.

This kind of platform company basically has that kind of non-express rules.The artists and the program team made a special trip to the company to shoot content, which is an act of "sweeping the building", so they have to bring some food and drink.

Going there empty-handed, without any activities, and asking all kinds of things, it will be very embarrassing overall.

The five of them had just finished their meal, and they helped to order together: "You have to order milk tea. Iced ones are the main ones, with a certain proportion of warm ones added. Some people want to drink warm ones."

"Cake is fine. Cake has a lot of calories, buy everything or pieces."

"I know one that specializes in selling pieces."

"Let's have some chicken necks and duck necks, some clavicle duck racks. Buy a box, if you can't finish it today, put it in the refrigerator, and you can still eat it tomorrow."

"Snack gift packs are also available. Is there a snack shop nearby that can deliver in bulk?"

Tong Wenle provided a lot of advice in it, so Jun He couldn't help but look at him and asked seriously, "How much did you eat in places we didn't see?"

Tong Wenle felt guilty: "...I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense."

He Jun: "Oh."