[Pokemon BW] Don't run away from the king over there!

Before the story begins, please let me pay tribute to the Brothers Grimm who wrote this story, because of the works of these two gentlemen, there will be □ after our YY.

Thank you for your service to children and for filling our childhoods with princes who get shot every day.

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In the dark theater, the blood-red curtains were illuminated by lights.

"Thank you for coming here to watch today. The alliance specially held a drama event to celebrate the birth of the 'new champion'. I am Artie, the gym master of the alliance. The narration of this 'Snow White' story is above." [Later narration The words will be framed with '【】'. 】

[A long time ago, there was a beautiful kingdom, in which lived a young king and a beautiful queen, and people loved them very much. 】

The curtain is drawn.

"Ahem! Ah! My beautiful queen, you will definitely give birth to a lovely child for me." Against the backdrop of the paper castle, the blond girl with mustache stretched out her hand to the sky with emotion.Bell, who was wearing the king's clothes, turned his hands behind his back and made a Y sign to the people in the background.

Queen: [I hope our child's skin will be as white as snow, her lips will be as red as blood, and her beauty will shock this era. 】

[The young king and the beautiful queen had great expectations for this unborn child, but unfortunately, the beautiful queen passed away shortly after giving birth to the girl.As she said, the little girl's skin is as white as snow, her lips are as red as blood, and people call her 'Snow White'. 】

"That... that, I'm Snow White... you... good." Against the backdrop of the pink room, a tall girl with long green hair and a shy smile smoothed the corners of her skirt shyly. White as snow, lips as red as blood.Wearing a gorgeous princess dress and a small crown, N had a tragic face. He raised his hand to cover his nose and mouth and sniffed secretly, feeling depressed about the fact that he had drawn the wrong character before.

N: QAQ I obviously want to play the prince!

The following words are... "Er...the father married a new queen, but the mother is terrible? Haha..." Qiu Lun is terrible.... N looked at the reminder board held by the backstage staff and read in doubt.

[After a few years, the king married a new queen, but people didn't like the new queen because she was too cruel. 】

"Hmph, common man, you actually bumped into my carriage!" Against the background of the woods, a dark-haired woman in a black ornate queen costume holding a cane and wearing glasses stood proudly and pointed at her. Said the soy sauce party.Qiu Lun, who was the same as N, adjusted his reflective glasses and continued: "You just rushed out of the grass and scared my horse, not to mention, you scared me. I followed the traffic rules and drove on the left, but you Rampage, you not only have to compensate me for my mental damage, but also take full responsibility."

Qiu Lun's chattering words were just soy sauce, and Coen's head was covered with sweat. He raised his hand tremblingly and reminded: "Mr. Qiu Lun...is there really no problem with your lines?"

"Uh...cough, behead!"

"..."

[Ahem, cough, the new queen is extremely cruel, and the king who is fascinated by the queen doesn't know these things.In addition to these, the new queen also has a hobby of beating people and flashing flowers. 】

"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world." The queen dressed in gorgeous clothes said standing in front of a man with a picture of "I am the magic mirror" on his head, and he looked up proudly. Looking at the 'magic mirror' with his head down, the corner of his eye seemed to twitch.

The magic mirror with a strip attached to his head clicked his tongue in displeasure. He folded his arms and looked at the queen, who was neither male nor female, and said, "...do you want to hear the truth, or lie."

"..."

"You can't compare to Touzi in terms of ability, you can't compare to 樒樒 in terms of knowledge, you can't compare to Cattleya in temperament, you can't compare to Lianwu in terms of muscle and physique, you can't compare to bilberry in being an elegant gentleman, and you can't compare to gentle personality. You can’t compare to Hatchku, you can’t compare to Fenglu, you can’t compare to Fenglu, what’s the value of your existence?” There was a long strip on his forehead, and Bert, who was unfortunately drawn to extras like Cohen, angrily shook Qiu in front of him. Len hit on nothing.His goal has always been the hunter!But why did it become a magic mirror, and it was a magic mirror that didn't even give costumes to extra actors on the forehead——!

"Come on, go and kill the seven dwarves for me." Queen Julun said, pointing to a person standing not far away with black lines hanging on his head.

"...Hey, no matter what you say at this time, you should kill Snow White..." The hunter who was ordered to support his forehead with a little stomachache said, and Tou, who got the role of hunter by lottery, looked at it with a bad expression and took it for granted. Julen, trying to make him change his mind about killing the dwarf.

Qiu Lun, who was fluffed up by Tou Ye, explained weakly: "But... what Burt said made me feel that killing the seven dwarfs is more realistic than killing Snow White." He raised his hand as he spoke. In particular, there is no image, by the way, to the fingers.

"...Will you die if you read the words, Burt." Tou also immediately pointed the finger at the dishonest mirror Burt.

"Hmph, it's really troublesome, I understand, Snow White is a hundred times, a thousand times more beautiful than you, she is the bright moon in the sky, you are the mole that never sees the sun in the ground." The magic mirror that neglects work Burt gritted his teeth and spoke out the lines in the script with embellishment.

"...Bert, I think it's a miracle that you can live to this day." Touya raised his forehead and expressed that he finally understood why his sister would rush to beat him up every time she saw Bert. I'm sorry, but now that I think about it, it's a pity that I didn't mark him as a second-level disabled——!

"Don't say that, you are no better than N than Qiu Lun, you are probably at the level of little bean sprouts." Bert continued, who didn't feel that he had been dragged into the blacklist by the black and white siblings at all.

Toya's expression froze on his smile because of Burt's words, and the corners of his mouth twitched into an unusually bright smile and said: "(∩_∩) ahaha~ Please rest assured Queen Julen, I will beat Snow White into two For those who are super disabled, I will beat him so that he will not be able to sleep, so as to prevent the disaster for thousands of years." Tou also maintained a strange smile, and retreated to the background with a smile.

"Tsk...you're not much better than me, Toya." Bert said as he watched Toya leave.

[Ahem, cough, cough, just like that, the hunter Tou also took the Queen's order, and took Snow White Princess N into the forest, ready to commit murder. 】

"(∩_∩) Haha~ Your Highness Princess N, please don't hate me. If you want to hate me, hate Queen Julun who gave me orders, and the relationship between you and Touzi who are so close." With an expression of "I'm so happy", he pulled out the prop sword pinned to his waist. The weapon that was supposed to be a wooden prop almost blinded Princess N's eyes when it was pulled out of the scabbard.

N looked at the polished sword in front of him, pointed at the sword in Touya's hand with trembling fingers and said, "Tou... ..."

"(∩_∩) Hahaha, what are you talking about, Your Highness, how can a hunter use a wooden sword? If he encounters a big wild bear, how can he fight him? Also, can you please go -Death-'Well, if you don't die, I will be killed by Her Highness the Queen ~ How could the kind Princess Her Royal Highness let poor commoners like me die~." Touya swung his knife at Nlang.

"...you actually gritted your teeth and said the word "go to death". I have always felt that you are always murderous towards me... finally you are going to attack me!" N pushed back and tightened He stared closely at Touya who looked like a demon.

[Wait a minute, Touya!Those who don’t know are innocent——! ! ! 】

When Touya and N were in the middle of the decision of "kill you, kill you, let's kill you", one of the dwarves who was finally released in advance for the safety of the actors rushed forward to point out Tou also yelled: "Hey! The goblin over there is running away—!" Touzi, who was wearing a red costume, ran up with a stick with skewed nails and a righteous face.

"..."

"..."

The atmosphere on the stage subtly stopped on the mace with nails in Touzi's hand, which obviously went wrong on the set.

"Touzi, your line is wrong." Following right behind Touzi, when the scene was awkward and broke the balance, Yueju, wearing a blue dwarf costume, came onto the stage covering his face. Cross-dressing, but this kind of subtle situation is no different from cross-dressing.Is it so difficult to play a nobleman once!

Touzi kept dragging the mace and muttered: "...It is obvious that the backstage took the wrong lines."

"...You just turned your back on the staff who gave the lines when you came on stage, who are you lying to!" Yueju smashed the lies that Touzi used to fool people in an instant, but he was soon retaliated .

Overcoming all kinds of difficulties, in order to see Touzi, Touzi, who bit the bullet and agreed to the stage play, pushed the bilberry that stood between him and Touzi out of the scene, rushed to Touzi, hugged him and spoke Said: "Touzi! I miss you so much, those fellows in the alliance insisted on breaking us up because of your different identities now, every time I see you, I have to take pictures of the difficulties of the group of Feiguan Masters and Four Heavenly Kings. I will participate in this The performance is to see you."

"Ah, ah, ah! Tou, you're so stupid! I've always thought of Touzi, and I want to hug Touzi too!" N saw Tou also seized the opportunity, and he rushed forward regardless of the clumsy aristocratic skirt on his body. He hugged Touzi.

The current league new champion, Black and White Touzi, was instantly submerged in gorgeous costumes.

Cattleya, who was wearing an orange dwarf costume, looked lazily at her face with no expression at all. Her entire body was obviously taller, and she couldn't see what was covered by N, who was already tall.Cattleya looked at Touzi and said, "Boss, what are you going to do with swelling?"

Touzi, who was eating tofu while maintaining a paralyzed expression, turned his head and said, "Cattleya is in your hands."

"Take orders."

Cattleya in the orange dwarf suit raised her hand and snapped her fingers. Mr. Deacon, who usually does not work in the army, rushed out from the backstage immediately, and rescued Touzi from the arms of Touya and N in two or three strokes, and then he was like a ninja The same disappeared without a trace.

The rescued Touzi stood beside Cattleya, and she smiled at the two who hadn't reacted and were hugging each other.

[Block violent images. 】

On the stage of Snow White, blood-red mosaics are everywhere.

Touzi raised her hand to wipe a drop of blood from her cheek, she stepped on her younger brother Touye's buttocks and complained: "Really, the original book is about saving the princess, the prince and the dwarf robbed the princess, now because of your lack of professionalism, you have become hunters and followers." The princess has robbed the dwarf." As he spoke, he stomped on the head of Touya, who seemed to be pretending to be dead.

"Shouldn't it be that the stepmother was defeated, and the prince and princess lived together in the end? Could it be that the fairy tales I read are not the same as the ones everyone reads?" Xi Xi, who had been busy with the deadline, was dressed in a dwarf costume and obeyed the backstage Going up to talk, she looked down at Touya and N, who were too miserable to see, and she was really embarrassed to tell them that it was really an order from their current boss that they were not allowed to see Touya before.

"I think it's not your fault." Fenglu, who was as sympathetic as Xixi, and N's Fenglu, raised his hand and patted his partner's shoulder to comfort him.

"What should I do next? One of the protagonists, the princess, is lying down." Touzi looked at Tou Ye and N who were coding, and she knelt down and poked N, who was lying on the ground, with her finger.

"Isn't there still an important role of the queen?" Hachiku, who has been doing the background, said amazingly.

"Right!" Touzi clenched her fists and clapped her palms, suddenly realizing that she snapped her fingers and said, "Let's go, little ones, let's go to work in the castle, to protect the queen, so as to prevent the princess's tragedy from happening again." The stage went down.

"...The one who defeated the princess is obviously you, the boss." said Lianwu, who had no role in the scene and didn't even have lines.

[In this way, the dwarves decided to protect the queen and king. 】

"That's it. I'm here for the safety of Julun and Bell." The scene changed quickly in the background, and Touzi, wearing a dwarf suit and carrying a mace, looked at Bell sitting on the throne and explained to Qiulun.

"...This seems to be different from the fairy tales of Snow White that I know." Bell, who subtly felt that Snow White had broken away from normal people's perception of the plot, naturally looked up at the sky.

"You don't care about that, it's enough for the plot to end anyway." Touzi waved his hand, interrupting Bell's memory.

"...Hehe, it's also a roar." Bell, who was interrupted by Touzi, raised his hand and scratched his head to agree with the other party's opinion.

"You guys have some work ethic, don't you!" Qiu Lun, who had been working as the background, finally couldn't help but uttered.

[In this way, the king, queen and dwarf lived happily together. 】

"Wait! Why didn't I appear on stage? I'm one of the most important characters." At this time, Tian Tong, who had been waiting in the background to get ready to go on stage, even changed the prince's clothes, interrupted loudly.

Unfortunately, he still can't play.

【Your Highness, it's cool there, so stay there. 】

"QAQ alas!"

The author has something to say: Calvin is gone. . .So send a special episode to slow down.Pure spoofing, never mind.