[Pokemon BW] Don't run away from the king over there!

Tou is also Touzi's twin brother. His occupation is to follow his father to dig ruins, which can also be called archaeology.

In a desolate and uninhabited place, stone pillars carved with strange patterns stand in this desolation. They are arranged very regularly, and only a small part of the body has been slapped with mutilated marks due to the years.

And not far from this piece of stone pillars, there is a pit mouth that is just about four people wide, and next to it is a large tent used to protect the pit mouth on the other side. Tools for excavation: shovel, ground penetrating radar, metal detector, gas analyzer, small hammer, pliers, azimuth compass, quadrant compass, soft brush, etc.

Not far from the tent, a boy in a light blue coat was leaning against a stone pillar, wearing a very common trainer hat, sitting on a foldable chair with his head down and holding a pen, Something was written on the paper on the lap.

The boy was so focused that he didn't notice a jelly-like elf floating up from the tent.This little guy with a bright green body and a jelly-like skin on the outside is floating an iron kettle and an iron lunch box with his big hands on both sides of his body. He blinked and moved as he watched the boy who was studying He moved his triangular-shaped mouth and spoke mentally, "Touya~ what are you doing?" The little guy floated towards the boy with an indistinguishable male and female voice.

Tou, who was stopped by the little guy, raised his head when he heard the sound. He looked at the little guy who floated to his side and tilted his head to look at the letter paper under his wrist, and replied: "I'm writing to my mother and Touzi." Tou also said After looking at the little guy whose body was limp and floating on him, he asked again: "By the way, did the old man eat his lunch? Hemon." As he spoke, Touya opened the lunch box that Hemon floated in front of him. Checked it out.

He Meng, who had finished the work that Touya had given him, narrowed his eyes, moved his triangular mouth and replied mentally: "Of course I ate it~ I have good supervision~." He Meng said comfortably On Touya's head came a lightweight Taishan pressure.

Tou, whose head was suppressed by Hemon, also kept his head down. He looked at the half-written letter in his hand and said, "If you keep pressing down like this, I will get cervical spondylosis one day. If my neck can't straighten up How are you going to compensate me?" Tou also complained about He Meng's recent weight gain.

He Meng, who was disgusted by Touye, squinted his eyes indifferently and replied mentally: "He is growing up~, it's normal to gain weight~ But if Touya doesn't grow taller, one day he will be caught by Touzi." Exceeded, when the time comes, your delusional plan of wanting Touzi to throw herself into your arms and cry and say "I miss you so much" will turn into a tragedy where Touzi hugs you hard and makes you bury you in her chest " He Meng twisted on the top of Touya's head deliberately as he spoke, and he managed to make Touya's neck make a 'click' sound that was suspected of being twisted.

Tou, who was ridiculed by Hemon, was also speechless. He had no idea when the plan he had kept in his heart was known to Hemon. Could it be because he used a tape measure to measure and record his height every month?Or is it because he eats "growth" according to the amount of three meals a day?

How high is the IQ of the artificial cell egg? Just look at his jelly-like arm that can easily crush rocks. He is a super-S-level super-power elf with a deceptive appearance.

Tou also said that the only elf in his team with a high IQ put him under a little pressure. Although he is very happy to have a partner who can communicate directly with spiritual power, it is not a good thing for a partner to be as smart as a fox. If you can't keep up with the opponent's rhythm, you will be ridiculed by the opponent to death.This is really a painful and happy thing.

Looking at Hemon who has now evolved into an artificial cell egg, Tou also suddenly misses the single-cell egg Hemon he got from his father ten years ago. At that time, this little guy didn't have such a high attack power.

Speaking of which, I haven't been home for more than ten years...

When Touya recalled returning to his home shrouded in dusk ten years ago, Hemon, who had been lying on his head, said with mental strength: "Tuya~ By the way, Touzi has passed her 16th birthday, right~ "Hmon said as he floated his body in the sky again.

With his head finally free, Tou also twisted his neck and replied: "Well, I heard from her on the phone with my mother before that Touzi decided to become a trainer with the goal of practicing alliances, but her starting point...is completely Let's follow Qiu Lun and that girl named Bell." Tou also said, frowning slightly worried about Touzi's current situation.

Touye was worried in his heart, and He Meng felt that it was unnecessary, although he had never met Touzi, but if the other party was Touye's sister, then he should not be let down by Touye: "Ah~ Doesn't Touzi have a dream? "Hmon continued to ask the question just now.

Tou also didn't know how to answer Hemeng's sudden question. He hadn't met Touzi and chatted with Zhengbajing for ten years. What is Touzi like now? Li's state: "Eh... there should be... right." Touye's words were full of the meaning of 'I don't know what Touzi thinks at all'.

"Touye, your answer is very unconvincing. It sounds like you don't understand Touzi's thoughts and things around Touzi at all, like... a stranger." The smart Hemon has no companions to love Touye at all. With a knife.

Tou, who had been stabbed in the body but was still holding on, replied listlessly: "Uh...that's true, I have been separated from Touzi for ten years, although I sneaked back to see her during the period, but... There are too few conversations." Although he was not very happy in his heart, Tou also had to admit that he really didn't understand Touzi at all.His life for Touzi is completely derailed.

"Then this time Dad has completed the excavation~, let's apply to go back~!" He Meng handed him a happy 'sweet date' while repairing Touya.It's a pity that the attitude of the parties to 'Sweet Dates' is still vacillating.

"Eh...Although this can be done, but...but..." Tou, who was in a swinging period, was not sure what effect he would have if he returned so suddenly.If he had known that it would be more difficult to go back if he didn't go back, he would have frequently ran home.

"You're 'but' a god~, it's time to go back and take a look after being away from home for so long~ Mom must miss you very much~." He Meng, who wanted to go back to Luzi Town to see his mother and Touzi, flirted with family affection Even if the cards are played thoroughly, he is caught off guard.

Tou, who received the move head-on, was also on the verge of collapse and struggled: "Eh...Actually, I'm quite afraid that Touzi will come up and beat me up without asking anything."

"That, isn't it good~?" He Meng said that he really didn't understand why he thought things so complicated.In order to coax Tou back home, He Meng, who played a close role as a confidant sister, asked with his mental strength: "So, beat you up and live in peace afterward, or ignore you for the rest of your life~ Which one do you choose~?"

"Hit me up!" Tou Ye replied without even thinking.

He Meng, who caused Touya to speak without thinking, looked at Touya who was in deep thought and said, "Look~, you just don't know what to say when you see Touya, so you are timid~, it's okay~, you are family, And Touzi is still the closest twin sister to you, that is a half-body existence~." Feeling that victory is in sight, He Meng continued to play the family card to beat Touzi.

Tou, who won the second time, was also moved by Hemon. He raised his hand and scratched the hair around his neck and said, "Haha...there is always a feeling that I have been caught by you." Tou also said bitterly Twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Why would I do this~, I'm just worried about Touya, so I'm just telling you about the psychological analysis I saw recently. Speaking of which, Dad promised to help me buy a new book~" Go to Touya He Meng, who was trapped, moved his triangular mouth, and he resolutely shifted the topic of 'being trapped' to other aspects.

Without thinking too much, Tou also showed a horrified expression and said: "How did you persuade that stingy old man who has nothing to discuss except repairing the ruins to buy something for you!" The father who feels stingy will give Asked Touya, was it more frightening for people to buy things than to buy them.

The person involved, He Meng, said that this incident should not be so scary and said, "Dad is very talkative~." He Meng said that he didn't understand why Dad was so stingy at all.

"What a joke..." Tou Ye, who was fully aware that her father would rather take a boat than buy a plane ticket, muttered.

At this time, Tou also didn't know that the black and white father bought the boat ticket simply because he wanted to see his outstanding son, and he rarely showed a listless expression and was just seasick.

Therefore, parents actually have a bit of a bad taste in wanting to see their outstanding children make a fool of themselves.

Night soon came to this desolate land.

Not far from the ruins, there are a few temporary small board houses. The lights in the board houses are brightly lit, and the sound of kitchen knives being cut on the cutting board comes from Touya. He cuts the fresh vegetables transported from a distant village very quickly, as if he had gotten used to it a long time ago.

Only Hemon and Touya were in the whole prefabricated house, while the others were still excavating the ruins, and they would probably not come out of the pit until midnight.

Touya has long been used to waking up his father who is lazy and lazy at work at three poles in the morning, and then has lunch with him to participate in the excavation work. After digging, he comes back to help them cook at night, and then sleeps to continue the cycle of waking up his father at three poles in the morning the next morning. .

The excavation work is monotonous and needs to be done very carefully, but Toru is not tired of it. Rather than saying that he has gotten used to it for a long time, it is better to say that he likes this kind of work that focuses on one thing wholeheartedly.

Although he has not participated in a few excavations so far, his father taught him what to do basically, and what he usually needs to do is to make soy sauce and help those seniors who are dedicated to excavating the ruins prepare for backup , and take care of their food and daily life, and steal some of their work skills.

Toru also sealed the prepared food with plastic wrap and put it in the fresh-keeping layer of the small refrigerator, so that when the seniors and father came back from work, they only needed to warm it up in the microwave before eating.

After the meal for four people was ready, the only thing left was to eat with Touya and Hemon.

He Meng, who looked weak but surprisingly edible, used his superpower to float the bowl and said to Touya: "Touya~I want another bowl~" He said and floated the bowl on top of the rice cooker.

Tou also caught the forehead bowl that floated over from Hemon, and looked at Hemon who had no adverse reactions to eating human food, and said, "Hey, even if you don't feel uncomfortable eating human food, don't eat it so hard. That's too much! Be careful of your weight." Toya reminded Hemon, and put the bowl full of rice in front of him.

He Meng, who simply likes the taste of human food, waved his two big hands indifferently and replied: "It's okay, it's okay~, eat more to be stronger~" He said, using his mental strength to move the rice into his mouth bit by bit to chew eat.

Hemon's obvious excuse made Touya speechless. He looked at Hemon who was happily chewing rice with squinted eyes and said, "You can crush rocks with one hand, what else do you want to do!" Tou also said that he remembered that when the ruins collapsed a long time ago, this little guy moved all the collapsed stones with the power of an elf. When some were too big to move, he just looked at them from both sides. The super soft arm was smashed!

Touya: This is how strong it takes to easily pierce a stone the size of your body!Isn't the artificial double egg cell the elf of the super power system!Why is there such a heaven-defying strength——!

"Maybe it's as strong as it can move a Snorlax?" Hemon replied disapprovingly after eating two big bowls of rice but still feeling not full.

Hemon's answer was so horrifying that Touya, who only needs to eat a small amount of food, can support his needs for half a day: "...I am so stupid to ask you this question seriously." Said.

Adhering to the policy of being ridiculed by the other party, He Meng raised the empty bowl and said: "Touye, you are always not growing tall because you eat too little~, and you will grow tall if you grow tall." You need to take in more nutrients~~ It's useless to always eat 'growth'~." He Meng floated the bowl in front of Touya while making up his knife, waiting for the other party to help him fill the rice.

Tou Ye, who was stabbed in the body and had to feed the other party, replied lazily: "...I'm really sorry, I can only eat this little food."

After Hemon ate a whole pot of rice before shouting 'full', Touya, who had only eaten a bowl of rice after being hit by Hemon's big stomach, wandered into the kitchen with bowls and chopsticks. He poured out a small amount of rice. The dishwashing liquid started to wash the dishes.

"Nah~ Touya~, don't we really need to remind Dad that it's late?" Hemon, who was full and had nothing to do, continued to follow behind Touya's ass to disrupt his work. The soft jelly hands handed Touya the clean bowl and floated it into the cupboard and asked.

Toru, who was questioned, washed his hands covered with foam and said, "It's okay, he will climb up to eat when he is hungry." He wiped his hands with the towel in the kitchen and turned to the kitchen. go outside.

Hemon, who followed Touya out of the kitchen, squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Such a father is like a gopher~"

The metaphor that Hemon popped up suddenly made Touya's mouth twitch: "If the old man hears you describe him as dark, he will cry." Touye held his forehead feebly and remembered that his father's request for Hemon was very high. He is responsive to every request, but all his requests are ignored...Tou also sometimes really doubts whether he is the real son of the Black and White family. If he is not carved out of the same mold as his father now, he doesn't have to be entangled to death every time for various reasons——!

Hemon, who was doted on by Black and White's father but didn't take it seriously, continued: "It's okay, it's okay~ Dad has always been as strong as those muscles on his body." Hemon said very firmly and clenched his fists to express that he was sure that Black and White Dad was a strong man .

"...What kind of messed-up metaphor are you talking about?" Tou, who had already been confused by Hemon's words, took the little guy back to their room to sleep.

He Meng, who followed Touya back to the room and was about to go to bed, was not too sleepy. He took off his light blue jacket and only wore a black waistcoat inside, and walked into the bathroom to brush his teeth. Have you gone out~~."

Hemon's inquiry successfully caused Tou Ye to choke on the mouthwash in the middle of brushing his teeth: "Ahem... I... I forgot." Tou Ye wiped off the toothpaste at the corner of his mouth with his hand as he spoke, and rushed out of the bathroom I rummaged through my jacket pocket and found the letter that needed to be mailed home at noon today.

He Meng followed behind Touye and looked at the flustered young man and said, "Touye, how come your memory has become so bad~~, it's because of some kind of magic that made you decline before you got old~~~, and what's more~ Warrior Eagle You won’t receive letters in the middle of the night~” said Hemon, who loves to bully Touya and tease Touya’s petty thoughts, twisting his jelly arm.

"...He Meng, why don't you remind me..." Tou also said weakly while holding the letter that he found out from his coat pocket.

"I don't want it~ Dad said, it's very interesting to see the excellent Touya look embarrassed~ He Meng is just completing the task assigned by Dad, and then puts all kinds of embarrassing and weak you Just take a photo of the appearance and save it~(=w=)." ​​He Meng broke the news with the camera that was usually used to record the appearance of the ruins.

"When did you take a picture of me! Why didn't I feel it at all—!" Tou also looked at the camera floating beside Hemon and was about to grab it, and shouted while grabbing: "Delete it! Definitely give it I'll delete it, I absolutely don't want Touzi to see my embarrassing appearance——!"

He Meng didn't care about Touya's yelling at all, and while flying the camera high, he blocked Touya with his hand that could crush gravel, and replied, "I don't want it~, this is the capital for me to buy Mama and Touzi in the future." , of course~ and my lord father who asked me to do this~." Hemon said as he floated the camera to a light bulb that was completely out of reach of him and hung it up.

Until Touya had to go to bed, he didn't snatch the camera from Hemon.

Touya, who was lying on the bed wearing a vest and shorts, muttered with a foul expression: "Damn... Why do you like to bully me so much, Hemen?" Hermon was sleeping next to him.

The little guy covered with a small quilt with the words 'for Hemon' looked up at Touya, squinted his eyes and replied, "Of course it's because I like Touya the most~." As he spoke, Touya's neck came A big bear hug.

Tou, who was hugged by the Hemon bear, felt a little short of breath. While supporting Hemon's arm with his hands, he struggled and said, "It's so uncomfortable, don't hug me all of a sudden, the strength of your arm is so strong that it can even crush a stone." The existence that is easily crushed, I will be strangled to death by you." Tou also said that his face had changed a little.

However, the perpetrator replied indifferently: "It's okay, it's okay~"

There was a sound of 'click', and a sound that seemed to be broken sounded in the silent room.

Feeling the pain in the neck for a while, Tou also twitched the corner of his mouth: "...Hmon."

"Hehehe~" The little guy who caused trouble let go of Toya's neck with a smile without any pressure.

In the early morning, when the first rays of the sun shone into the room, Hemon on the bed opened his beady eyes by relying on his good early riser biological clock. He floated up together with the quilt, and he covered Touya, who slept dishonestly at night and exposed his belly, with a small quilt with the words 'for Hermon'.

While the quilt was covering Touya's body, there were loud footsteps outside the door of the room, and the door of Touya's room was suddenly opened with a 'huh'.

When the door was about to hit the wall, Hemon used superpowers to prevent the loud collision sound in advance.

At this time, the person who was about to rush into the room and opened his mouth to speak loudly maintained the posture of opening the door. He looked at Hemon who was holding out a finger to him, and slowly withdrew his exaggerated gesture and muttered softly: "I'm still here. I thought Tou would wake up at this time..." He waved to He Meng to come out.

He Meng followed the other party out of the room and slowly closed the door. He looked at the sturdy man with a beard and a fishing cap and said, "My lord, you should shave once in a while and take care of yourself~"

The black-and-white father, who was disgusted by Hemon, raised his hand and stroked his obviously bushy beard, and said hahaha, "Hahaha, I forget everything when I get excited about work." Hei-white father brought Hemon back to him while talking. He asked Hermon to help him find the razor and hair clippers that had been thrown away, and then went to the bathroom to shave with hot water and soap.

Hemon watched the black and white father transform from a slovenly uncle into a young man with messy hair and a baby face as if by magic.

After shaving off his beard, he looked like a grown-up version of Touya's black and white father. He handed the clipper to Hemon and said, "I leave the hair to you." He soaked his hair and wrapped the towel around his neck. He sat down obediently and waited for Hemon to help him cut his hair.

He Meng, who was already used to cutting hair for black and white father and son, asked while raising the clippers. The black and white father, who had shaved his beard early in the morning, said, "Master Dad, did you sleep in the ruins again? Or did you Didn't sleep at all after sorting out the materials brought out from the ruins all night?" Hemon said as he floated the scissors on the table, and pushed them while cutting.

He Meng found out that the black and white father who had less sleep time because of his high work enthusiasm smiled indifferently and said: "Haha, there is no way, as long as I think that I will see the results immediately, I can't stop at all! Every time I think about it Do a little more and go to bed, but every time you do a little bit, it will be too late."

"I really don't understand how the excavation of ruins is so attractive to you and Touya." Hemon, who helped Black and White Dad trim his hair, asked.

Hei Meng's father didn't answer He Meng's question directly, but instead sighed melancholy and said, "Oh... If Tou really likes digging ruins so much, I don't have to worry about him so much. The reason why I came here is not this noble reason that I am willing to give up my childhood in order to 'digging the ruins'."

The black and white father said, looking at Hemon in the mirror, he cut him a haircut similar to that of Touye, and said: "The child originally used the reason of 'the longer he stays with Touzi, the more uncomfortable he will be'." Convincing me, Tou also said that he was very afraid that staying at home would hurt Touzi and the people around her. His desire to monopolize Touzi was stronger than Touzi's heart. He was very worried that the family relationship would deteriorate, so Let me take him out of the house." The black and white father said helplessly as he scratched the hair that Hemon had already taken care of.

He Meng put the tools on the table, he looked at the man who had the same appearance and the same hair color as Touya, but he was more energetic than Touya, and said: "Actually... Touya still loves Touzi very much. Well, but he hides his thoughts in a masochistic way."

"Oh...it's the same for Tou, and it's the same with Touzi. It's been a full ten years, but their feelings for each other have not diminished, but have grown deeper. I said, but I also know that he often sneaks back to the audience every few months." The black and white father said while rinsing the freshly cut hair with water.

"Does your lord know, Mom?" He Meng continued to ask as he handed the soap to the black and white father.

"I know, when we talked on the phone, I often complained that Touzi has become more and more reticent recently. If it wasn't for the son of the Heilian family, Qiu Lun, and the daughter of the Bailu family, Bell, she would be really worried about this not strong enough man." The child just kept silent." The black and white father said and washed his soaped head out with water, he wiped it with a towel and said: "I think it's almost time for Touya to return to the public, and if they continue to separate like this, since they don't If there is no effect, then there is no need to continue drinking, and my work has come to an end, and it will be better to submit an application to return to the public area to be a lecturer or something to accompany my family."

He Meng took the towels used by the black and white fathers to dry and said, "It turns out that you, my lord, have always planned to return to the public area~" He deliberately bumped into the black and white fathers.

The old black and white father blushed and coughed after being teased by Hemon: "Ahem, this... of course! Ever since I married my mother, I have been planning to gain 'ten years' of experience in excavating ruins, okay? Go apply for the position of training archaeologist lecturers in the United Alliance! No one is willing to run outside all year and even have no time to go home to see his wife and daughter."

He Meng looked at the black and white father who was almost the same as Tou and walked out of the room with a blushing face. He secretly left this picture in the camera.

The black and white father took care of his own affairs and caused a sensation in the living room.

Shorter man A, the excavator, looked at the young man who looked like Touya, but was much taller than Touya, and exclaimed, "I'll go! It's unscientific that Touya grew so much taller overnight!" Wan immediately fainted on the sofa without resisting the blow.

Man A's sudden exclamation startled the black and white father who was yawning. He looked at the eyes all around him and raised his hand and said, "Hi, good morning everyone~."

Everyone looked at the same face as Tou Ye, but the voice was obviously not from Tou Ye but sounded very familiar to him.

Among them, female excavator A suddenly realized: "Could it be... senior black and white?" She said with her eyes widened in disbelief and said, "You're lying, senior black and white looked like a sloppy uncle yesterday, why did you say that?" I didn’t see him for one night, and the time went back to a young man in his twenties, who was obviously a 40-year-old uncle, senior black and white, you must have used a ‘time machine’!” Female A obviously didn’t believe in clean black and white Dad can be so young and cute!

The black and white father, who was teased by the younger generation after He Meng, twitched his lips and said, "I'll cry for you." He took a sip of the coffee that was brewed on the table.

"Senior Black and White didn't run away, so Tou wouldn't say such things." Man B, the digger, walked up to Father Black and White with a paralyzed face. He stared at Father Black and White and raised his hand to pinch his cheek and said, "This The feel...is different from Touya's." After speaking, he wandered into the kitchen.

The black and white father covered his face that was pinched by the junior B boy and yelled at the kitchen: "Hey! Don't be disrespectful to the senior, I will really cry for you!" Shouting and rubbing the red face with aggrieved face Dirty cheeks.

"Senior Black and White didn't run away, so Touya wouldn't show this expression." Female A still couldn't accept it.

"Let me just say, Tou won't grow so tall all of a sudden. We are the standard leg-cutting party over 1 meters." Man A, who was still in a coma just now, climbed up from the sofa completely relieved.

At this time, Tou Ye, who had just woken up, stood outside the door and shouted: "I'm only 16 years old! I can still grow! I can definitely reach 1 meters and cut my legs——!"

Hearing Touye's shout, man A turned his head to look at Touya outside the door, and then turned his head to look at the black and white father who was probably not taller than 1 meters. He raised his hand and placed it on Touye's body to make up for it Said: "It's impossible, don't think about it, the seniors are not even 8 meters!"

The black and white father who was shot innocently retorted immediately: "Mouth! I'm really 1 meters—!"

"That's measured with shoes on, senior." Man B, who floated out of the kitchen, complained.

"QAQ is a group of bad guys who like to ask questions!" The very innocent black and white father burst into tears.

Everyone: "No way, occupational disease."

The author has something to say: = Finally hit base safely.

Generally, air tickets are more expensive than boat tickets without discounts, so don't get entangled.

I have always wondered how to eat artificial cell eggs, so I just let him use superpowers to stuff them into his mouth. . .