Two or three things about becoming Ye Wang's mother

I originally wanted to go to Resentment Mountain on New Year's Day.As soon as we arrived at Shinagawa Station, we learned that the train we were on was out of service.According to official sources, train No. XX from Tokyo Station had a little trouble when it stopped at Mihua Station.

"But what kind of failure can cause the train to stop running? And isn't Tokyo Station the first station? It breaks down just after arriving at Mihua. Isn't that too ugly?"

Tickets for other trains are also now unavailable.It seems that it is impossible to go to Resentment Prison Mountain today.It would be a lie to say that I am not disappointed, but fortunately it is only the Chinese New Year, and it is not too late to go after the Chinese New Year. By the way, I beg Lord Kuromo to bless me to be admitted to Dongda University.

On the way back with the two children, I got a call from Fei Yingli, who was complaining on the phone.He said that when he was about to go to the shrine by car, the station was surrounded by the police, and a murder occurred on Shinkansen No. XX.She was there with her friends at the time.And watched the reasoning of the whole case.

XX number?

familiar

I bought the ticket right.

Oh, it really is.

I said to Shier: "This world is too dangerous. Murders can happen on trains."

Shir: ...

Since I don't go to Resentment Mountain, I don't really want to go to other shrines.I have been on the Resentment Prison Mountain for nearly a thousand years, and I already consider myself a believer of Lord Kuromo. Naturally, it is impossible to visit the shrines of other gods.

"If you and Hui are going, then go."

Shier looked indifferent.There was even some sarcasm.

"If there were gods in this world, the world would not be like this."

I quickly covered his mouth.

"Disrespect to the gods will be struck by lightning!"

Shir: ...

He looked at me with an indescribable expression, and I thought he was too naive, and there are many gods who care about everything.

Since I don't go to the shrine or go home, I can only go shopping in the commercial street to pass the time. The appointment with Fei Yingli is in the afternoon, so I still have a lot of free time.

When passing by a pachinko shop, Shi Er couldn't move anymore.He looked at me, pointed to the shop, waved to us and went in.

I:……

What's so fun about this uncle's game?

I said to the two children earnestly: "Xiaohua, Hui, you must not go into this kind of shop, or you will smell like an uncle."

"Good!" X2

……

When Ken ○ Chi, Xiaohua wants to eat a cone.

"It's cold."

"It's okay, I'm an iron stomach!"

"I want it too! I want it too!" Hui jumped up and down with her hands raised.

"No, Hui is too young and will have a stomachache."

"Eh...but Kei wants to eat!"

"If you have a stomachache, you will go to the hospital for an injection."

Hui shook his head in fear, "Hui don't need an injection!"

While queuing up, a high school girl wearing a maiden skirt suddenly stared at Xiaohua's face non-stop.The eyes revealed four points of disbelief, three points of unbelievable and three points of sluggishness.

"can I help you?"

The girl finally came to her senses, straightened up immediately, and then looked at me. When she saw me, that strange look appeared again.

"This child..."

I looked at her with a smile: "My child, what's wrong?"

"No. No, no... I just feel a little like someone. But the hair color of the other person is white. Hahaha, I can't give birth to such a big child..."

As if thinking of something again, her face became ugly again.

"It seems... is it not impossible?"

"The child's father does have white hair. But he has been dead for a long time." I think she may have misunderstood something.From her tone, the other party should be a classmate.Having said that, what kind of bad personality does it take to be mistaken by classmates for having an illegitimate child?Are high school students coming out?

"Yes, is it? I'm very sorry! I interrupted you!"

She bowed suddenly, and then flew away.

I looked at her fleeing figure inexplicably, "Are the current female students so strange?"

I gave the ice cream to Xiaohua.I didn't pay much attention to the strange behavior of the female students.After eating the ice cream, Xiao Hua said that she was going to the bathroom.

"Then we'll wait for you in the restaurant ahead."

"Okay, I'll be right back." Then he ran away without a trace.

I hugged Hui and went to the restaurant at the crossroads in front of me. Before I got to the restaurant, Hui pulled my clothes and asked me: "Is that brother invisible?"

He was referring to a boy smoking a cigarette not far away against the wall.

White hair, black round sunglasses, and a cigarette in his mouth.

He probably didn't hear Kei's voice, right?

"That's what the invisible uncle looks like on TV." Hui thought for a while and added.

I:……

"So when we go back, Hui can't watch TV for a long time, or his eyes will be broken like this brother."

"Eh...but I want to watch Pretty Magical Girl today." Today is the opening day of Pretty Magical Girl.Hui has been looking forward to it for a long time.

"Then just watch a little bit."

"Ok!"

-

Gojo Satoru watched the two leaving, took out the lollipop in his mouth, and suddenly fell into deep thought.

When Xia Youjie came over with a cigarette in his mouth, Gojo Wu asked him with a serious expression.

"Jie, I ask you a question, you have to answer me seriously."

"Okay, you ask."

Xia Youjie, who knows his friend's personality well, instinctively felt that this friend would not be able to ask any constructive questions.

"Jie, do I really look like a blind man who can't see?"

Gojo Satoru put on the round sunglasses and pursed his lips.The expressionless look is inexplicably funny.

"Wu, may I know why you ask this question?"

Gojo Satoru repeated what the mother and son had just passed by.

Unexpectedly, Xia Youjie's focus was——

"It turns out that today is the opening day of the beautiful girl. No wonder the little girl in the neighbor's house keeps running up and down. But do boys also like to watch this kind of cartoon?"

"Jay!"

Gojo Satoru looked at Xia Youjie in shock.

Xia Youjie waved his hand lazily, "This kind of thing doesn't matter. Wu, why do you care so much? You didn't care about this before."

Wujo Satoru himself was also very puzzled.

"I also find it very strange. When I see that young mother, I feel my heart beating so hard. I have a feeling in my heart that something bad will happen if I don't explain it clearly."

"Then why don't you go up and explain?"

"Do I look like someone who can explain?"

After Gojo Satoru finished speaking, he found that his close friend was looking at him with an indescribable expression.

"Wu, are you a pervert?"

"Huh? Wait, did you think of something bad?! Jay! It's definitely not what you think!"

"What did I think? Sure enough, that's what you thought of. Your sexual fetish is really strange."

Xia Youjie felt that Wujo Wu was his best friend after all, and it was his responsibility to lead him on the right path.

He said earnestly: "Wu, I can understand your sexuality, but it's really not recommended to be a man and a wife."

Gojo Satoru: ...

At the same time, because she saw a child who looked very similar to Gojo Satoru, Angeji, who was thinking about whether it was Gojo Satoru's illegitimate son or Gojo Satoru's father, happened to pass by and heard two DKs talking as if no one was there. Strange fetish.

She smashed the ice cream she just bought in her hand.

"You two perverts!"

Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

Xia Youjie:? ? ?

"What's wrong with Diva?"

"I don't know, senior may be on his period."

"..."

-

I waited for Xiaohua at the family restaurant, but instead of Xiaohua, I waited for Shier, who had lost a lot in pachinko.

I asked how he knew we were here.

He took it for granted: "Little ghosts like this kind of place."

When ordering food, Shi Er suddenly said that he was going to the toilet.Then the person disappeared.

After about 5 minutes, Shi Er came back.At that time, I had already ordered the meal, and Xiaohua came back.

These two people seem to have a common secret that I don't know.

During the period, I received a New Year's call from the slick ghost Ayu Yuyi and others.After answering the phone, I found that the two of them went to the toilet one after another.

I:……

After both of them were here, I asked implicitly:

"You guys, do you have any minor physical problems?"

They both looked puzzled.

"...For example, the kidney?"

Xiaohua:? ? ?

Shir: ...

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