Two or three things about becoming Ye Wang's mother

Gojo Satoru has been squatting on the electric pole outside that villa for a week, but no one has ever entered or left that villa.Xia Youjie felt too ashamed and refused to squat with him.Their classmate Jia Ruzizi originally wanted to see what the two DKs were doing, but saw the two staring at the balcony like a pervert, and left with a complicated expression.Before leaving, he also said: "I didn't call the police, it was already my last concession in consideration of the friendship of my classmates."

And I hope I won't see rule of law news about the two of them in tomorrow's morning paper.

Although the family entered the nitrous and did not call the police, but someone else called the police. After all, it has been a week since I saw suspicious people staying at the site, so it is a bit unreasonable not to call the police.No matter how Xia Youjie explained, the patrolmen in the area didn't listen.

"I've seen a lot of students like you. They look gentle and courteous on the outside, but they're actually very dark inside. I saw them going out for a trip, so I wanted to break into the empty door..." The patrolman said clearly, as if he had some colorful experiences .

Xia Youjie: ...

Wujo Satoru exploded when he heard it.

Fortunately, Xia Youjie stopped him in time, so the situation didn't get worse.

The two were cursed and taken to the local police station by patrol officers.

Although it was finally determined to be a misunderstanding, but because the two are underage, the guardian must sign.

Call both parents?

No no, it will be miserable.

Call Mr. Moth?

No no, it will still be miserable.

At this moment Gojo Satoru thought of Ah Chan.

"As my grandparents, it shouldn't be a problem to find us." He touched his chin and said.

Xia Youjie decided to remind him, "Your grandma looks good." The implication is that the superficial identity should also be a minor.

Gojo Satoru didn't care, "It's enough to pretend to be a little bit. Grandma has lived to this day, and the identity issue is not a problem at all. Anyway, let's see what she can do."

This natural tone made Xia Youjie a little uneasy.

Hope all is well.

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During this period, our family went on a trip. Well, we said it was a trip, but we actually went to listen to a child abuse case and then spent a few days in the countryside by the way.

The country air is nice, but too raw, and very inconvenient.After getting used to life in the city, it is a bit unbearable for me to live in the countryside. It can only be said that it is a good place to retire.

After returning, I wanted to take a good rest, but I received a call from Gojo Satoru.He said that because of a misunderstanding, he and his classmates are now in the local police station, and they need a guardian's signature to leave.Wants me to pretend to be a guardian, and let me come right away.In the end he acted coquettishly.

I:? ? ? ?

What on earth is this?

"Darling, whose phone is it?" Shi Er came out with a pile of clothes in his arms, and asked casually when he saw that I had called back.

"It's Satoru..." Thinking that Shier still didn't know who Gojo Satoru was, I said succinctly: "It's a child of a relative. It seems that because of some misunderstanding with the police, I need a guardian to go there now. Maybe it's because I'm afraid of being scolded by my parents and teachers, so found me."

But I'm talented too, so I can't fake it, right?

A strange smile suddenly appeared on Shier's face.He put his arm around my shoulders and walked towards the gate, "Honey, I have to remind you that you are now 19 years old, so pretending to be 20 years old is not a problem at all. I can go with you too."

I think his last sentence is the point.I stopped and looked sideways at him.

"Why do I feel that you are a little gloating? You even look forward to it?"

"Illusion. Let's go, or the children of relatives will be in a hurry." He answered me slightly perfunctorily.

Sure enough, he was a little gloating.

Does Shier know Jun Wu?

"Wait, I'm going to get a bag... I have to talk to Xiaohua and Hui."

After instructing Xiao Hua and Hui not to open the door to strangers, Shi Er and I went to the local police station.On the way there, I was still a little surprised by the change in attitude.He seemed very happy.

About 10 minutes later, Shir and I arrived at the police station.Shier was the last one to sign, but they didn't confirm whether Shier was Wu Jun's elder. I think Wu Jun was too annoying, so the policemen at the police station couldn't bear it anymore. Written documents, they can't wait to let them go directly.

"I knew Ah Chan would definitely..."

When Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie came out, their complacent faces suddenly changed when they saw Shi Er beside me.

"Yo, two brats." Shi Er lazily raised his hand and greeted.

I looked at the three of them with question marks all over my head.

"You guys, know each other?"

Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth with a grim face and said, "We know each other very well!"

Even Xia Youjie, who has always been gentle, is gearing up.

Then the police station was smashed.

Thank goodness they remembered my character.

……

In the end, people from the Wutiao family came forward and settled the matter.

I looked blankly at the three kneeling people in front of me.

Xiaohua and Hui snickered aside, and ran back to their room after being glared at by me.

"So all three of you knew each other, and none of you told me."

I try to be as calm as possible, but the truth is too fucked up.

"Actually, it was a misunderstanding." Shier glanced at the other two people.

I sat down, held the teacup in my hand, and motioned for him to continue.

He looked at me for a long time without a word of explanation.Instead, he said: "Darling, I think your makeup is very good today. I suddenly feel a little out of sorts."

I:? ? ?

Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

Xia Youjie:? ? ?

"I don't wear makeup."

He said in disbelief: "What? There's no make-up? You can't see it at all! Sure enough, my Darling is a natural beauty!" He also gave a thumbs up.

I:……

Gojo Satoru: ...

Xia Youjie: ...

"It's useless to try to change the subject."

Later, Gojo Satoru couldn't bear it anymore, he pointed to Shier and said to me: "You really like this kind of man, don't you?"

Shi Er turned his head, "Hey kid, what is this kind of man?"

Xia Youjie smiled and said, "You look old, you have no money."

Shir: ...

Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie whispered to each other: "Are young female students' aesthetics so weird?"

Xia Youjie covered his nose with his hands, but his eyes stayed on Shier.

"This kind of man can only take shots... Maybe he has practiced outside often..."

"It's true, so it's just cheating the young and beautiful girl."

"Hehehe, after a long time, the old man's stamina will lose."

"makes sense……"

You two are whispering so loudly.Shi Er's expression has darkened.

He sneered, turned around, and wrote lightly:

"A young child who doesn't even have a first experience."

Gojo Satoru: ...

Xia Youjie: ...

Wait, did they change the subject again?

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