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"Mirror of the Chanyuan! Step out of this door! You will become the target of public criticism! There is no place for you in the world of magic arts!"

The ancient family of magic and Zen is full of decaying atmosphere, and the existence of that figure is like the light in the dark night. As we all know, cages cannot keep birds yearning for freedom.

Zenyuan Shier (8 years old) watched half of his uncle's body enter into the light, couldn't help holding his breath, and two words came to his mind - let's fly.

However, half of the body that stepped out stopped.The members of the Chanyuan family had serious faces, look, even a man like Chanyuan Jing was just a family dog, waiting to be ridiculed, they were all inserted into the soil one by one like a green onion upside down.

"If you tell me to go, I'll go. Don't you lose face?" At that moment, the Chanyuan mirror has become a mirror cub.

"From now on, I will be the master of the Buddhist monastery? Those who have opinions will be castrated, and those who disagree will be eunuched again."

What kind of devil are you?

In this way, the conjurers who succumbed to the majesty of the mirror in the Buddhist temple had to hold their noses and submit to the management of the mirror cub.

"Huh? Di son?" Jing Zai grabbed the three-headed Douding, this son who clamored that women are tools for reproduction when he was just able to walk?

"No way, don't you guys know whether the offspring have a much higher proportion of excellent female genes than males? They are all illiterates who have never read a book!"

"From now on, the Chanyuan family will have no sons, only Her Majesty the Queen."

"wait wait wait!"

Zenyuan Maki is the eldest lady of the Zenyuan family, she was raised as a queen since she was a child, and her uncle Zenyuan Jing who raised him said that any man in the Zenyuan family would be lucky for her.

"Who would honestly accept this kind of fate! Does Uncle think that I have feelings for Zenyuan Naoya?"

"This kid's taste should be pretty good. I'm not asking you to have a romantic relationship with him. It's no big deal to take a nap when you're bored."

"Uncle, I'm still a girl."

"Maki is Your Lady Queen."

Chanyuan Maki helplessly clutched her forehead, uncle is really weird, it's weird everywhere.The reason why the Chanyuan House became a stronghold of male virtues was all created by my uncle.A long time ago, the Chanyuan family was a big feudal family where men were superior to women.

Soon, it came to the annual Chanyuan Master Jing’s lecture on male virtues, and all the men from the Chanyuan family sat in the venue, including the older generation like Chanyuan Fan and Chanyuan Zhibiren, and there were also Chanyuan Naozai who were just now. adult youth.

"Next, we invite Shi Er, an outstanding graduate of the Zen Academy of Men's Virtue."

Mirror Cub handed over the microphone to the Tyrant.

Sitting under the stage was Shier's wife and young child.

Surprised to receive such an invitation in his lifetime, Shi Er stepped onto the stage with the encouragement of his wife.

A unique men's morality exchange meeting began.

Moderator: Chanyuan Mirror

Guest: Zenyuan Shier

Jing Zai: "I heard that after you left the Chanyuan home, you cheated on food and drink by being a bad boy, is that true?"

Shi Er glanced at his wife quickly, "Although I planned it that way at first, the first woman I met was my current wife."

"So you gave up the treatment after finding a meal ticket?"

"Let's put it this way, it feels good to be cared for by someone." Shi'er showed a happy smile, "Compared to having to fight for anything in the monastery by myself, it's a wonderful feeling that someone is willing to provide it to me without asking for it. "

The old, middle-aged and young Buddhists in the audience showed subtle expressions. This guy actually said that eating soft rice is so fresh and refined.

"I heard that you changed your surname after you got married?"

"Ah, after all, I don't have much nostalgia for the surname Zenyuan, and a surname is like a family."

Chan Yuan Jing smiled and said: "We are all clear about Shi Er's thoughts, so let's invite the second guest, Zhizai, to come on stage."

Zenyuan Naoya, who just turned 18, stepped onto the stage full of hostility. Who would accept male virtues?

Chanyuan mirror: "I heard that Naoya is still a virgin, although he says that male virtues are rubbish, but physically he is very honest?"

What kind of tiger wolf word is this!And where did you hear about it?

Taking a deep breath, Zenyuan Naoya sat opposite Shi Er, "It's just a waste without magic power."

Mirror Cub: "But Shi'er's son has awakened the ten shadow spells, the supreme spell of the Chanyuan family."

"what?!"

"Even so!"

The old men suddenly stood up in astonishment.

"Sit down, what are you doing so loudly? You are not skilled at all! If you don't have a family to rely on, you miscellaneous cultivators will fall into your hands!"

Sure enough, the effect of insulting is much more effective than being nice.

Zenyuan Naoya stared at the two-year-old kid in Shier's arms. This kid actually has ten shadow spells that he doesn't have?is that a lie.

Chanyuan Mirror: "Then let's interview Xiaohui. Does Huijiang think mother or father is more important? (You shouldn't ask three-dimensional children not to learn this)"

Fu Heihui replied in seconds: "Mom is important!"

"I really don't hesitate, so Hui-chan thinks it's okay without Dad?"

Fu Heihui showed a tangled look on his small face, "Impossible."

"why?"

"I don't want a new dad."

Jing Zai: "I didn't expect Hui Jiang to be my father or the original Haopai kid."

"Ah."

"Everyone has seen that Shi Er has a happy family that you miscellaneous cultivators don't have. Can you teach some tricks to these trash who are thrown in their hands?"

Shi Er: "Since the patriarch has said so, the first point is the appearance, and the genes of the Chanyuan family have already been covered. The second is what the patriarch said, you must abide by the male virtues. Don't look at me like this, Cooking can score more than 85 points."

— cheating.

The eyes of the Buddhist monasteries said so.

The scene of Shi Er cooking was played on the screen.

"The apron is very important. A cute apron can create a contrasting and cute effect. Of course, the effect of not wearing anything is also very good."

Hearing it is speaking from experience.

Ms. Fuhei showed an expression of approval.

Don't look directly at it, this guy Shier actually——

"The other thing is the ability to do housework. According to the national conditions, a handsome man who is good at cooking and housework is invincible in the battlefield of marriage and love. Even a woman who wants to be a housewife will inspire the motivation to work hard."

Chanyuan Mirror: "The following is a random interview."

A goddamn handsome Zenyuan mirror wearing sunglasses and a mask randomly stopped the golden-collared sister in Marunouchi, and took out photos of Zenyuan handsome men such as Shi Er and Naoya, "Excuse me, can you answer a question for me?"

"What show is it?"

"It's an internal investigation."

"Ok."

"Excuse me, these men in the photo, if the housework is all-around cooking is very delicious, can take care of children, and is the first love, would you be willing to marry him and raise him?"

The young lady glanced at Naoya's photo, "Is this the kingdom of heaven you're talking about? I'm going to be serious."

Naoya: "..."

The world has changed so much that he can't understand it.