Little nagging

Happy Dragon Boat Festival. ——Blessings from an author who doesn't like eating zongzi. (/ω＼)

"On business trip"

Less than a month after I was promoted, I was sent out on a business trip for a week.

It hasn't been so long since I moved in with Little Nag.

The night before I left, I took the little nagging to do a good job.

The little nagging always said: "I must suck a neck of strawberries for you to let them all know that you are in charge."

"You are a puppy peeing and taking up space."

"I can pee too."

……

It ended up being just a bunch on my collarbone the next day.

I was looking forward to it in vain.

"Big Nagging"

Feng Shui turns.

Little Nagging was going to study abroad with his mentor's team for at least half a month, and the person who was eager to see him off was replaced by me.

"Bring two long-sleeved jackets. Autumn is coming soon, who knows when it will be cold."

"People over there like spicy food. If you have a bad stomach, don't eat with them. Love and take care of your body."

"Otherwise, I'll bring you an electric cooker, and you can cook some simple things over there."

……

When he leaves, I have to send it to him.

[Be careful on the road, don't lower your head and play with your phone. 】

[Don't trust strangers, be careful that even your underwear will be cheated! 】

[People who follow your team closely when you go out, you have such a poor sense of direction, don't get lost.Don't panic if you get lost, just look at the navigation, or find a taxi directly, or find the police uncle if you can't. 】

[You are not allowed to look at other men, you know? 】

[Call me when you arrive. 】

……

Little nagging: [Got it, got it.Brother, are you a big nag?More than I can say. 】

[I will tell you to nag you from now on! 】

...disliked?

After a long time, the little chatterer sent again: [But my father's boyfriend is really great, I like it very much.Shy.JPG]

[Brother, I already miss you. 】

I hugged my phone and laughed for a long time.

"Dragon Boat Festival"

On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, I was awakened by a little nagging.

The first time I opened it, the lewdly smiling little nagging looked like a pig that had just finished eating chaff from my perspective.

Shocked, completely awake.

Seeing that I woke up, the little chatter kissed the corner of my mouth in the morning, and said, "Brother, Dragon Boat Festival is healthy."

"Happy Dragon Boat Festival." After I finished speaking, I sat up and stretched.

"No, the Dragon Boat Festival should say 'Ankang' instead of 'Happy'."

I was baffled: "Why not?"

"Just...uh...the Dragon Boat Festival is special, it's different from other festivals, so 'Ankang' is used!" He retorted, but it was not convincing.

"It's all right, what's the difference?"

The little chatterer knelt and sat up: "Of course traditional festivals must follow the tradition."

"Then... the Dragon Boat Festival is healthy, baby. Give me another kiss." I threw myself forward and gave him a kiss forcibly, making it difficult for him to dwell on this issue any longer.

……

In the afternoon, the two of us plan to go to the street to buy some zongzi and feel the festive atmosphere.

When I arrived at the zongzi shop, they actually had a lot of flavors there, and even many of them were strange flavors that I had never heard of.

"Welcome, what zongzi do you two want?" The waitress's voice was so sweet and her smile was bright, it was hard not to feel good about it.

"Of course it's candied dates."

"Salty meat dumpling."

We spoke at the same time, and then looked at each other strangely.

The young lady immediately said, "Don't quarrel, we have everything."

Although we didn't want to quarrel, the young lady's reaction was quite cute. It is estimated that I have seen many people quarreling over salty and sweet rice dumplings.

Sure enough, the unhappiness in Xiao Nagging's eyes disappeared immediately.

I could almost hear him say, "All right, don't argue with fools."

Then I actually heard him say: "Please pack the two separately."

He gave me a threatening look.

On the way home, the little nagging brainwashed me: "It's strange. How can there be such things as salty rice dumplings in this world?"

"That's because you haven't eaten."

"Cut, I don't bother. The sweet rice dumpling is the eternal god."

……

After returning home, under my coercion and lure, Xiao Nao took a bite of my salted meat dumpling with the determination to die.

After taking just one bite, he showed his acting skills as an Oscar winner, intending to show me how unpalatable the salted meat dumpling is.

Just before I bit into my mouth, I guess I haven't tasted the taste of the meat, so I wrinkled my whole face, making a look like I want to vomit.

"vomit……"

"Don't spit, swallow."

He straightened up, looked at me resentfully, began to chew the zongzi with exaggerated movements, and then pretended that it was difficult to swallow, and swallowed it with great difficulty.

"He's dead."

I ignored his negative feedback and gorged myself on the fresh meat dumpling in my hand.

"Hmph, let's sleep in separate beds, bro. After all, we are not the same people." He turned around and walked back to the room smartly, and then closed the door firmly.

……

When I was about to have supper at night, I found that one of my bacon dumplings was missing. I asked him, and he said, "Huh? I don't understand."

"Huh?" I was skeptical.

"Uh, uh, oops! It's me, I accidentally picked up the wrong one, I thought it was a candied date." Little Nagging expressed his innocence.

I expressed my forgiveness: "Then I also want to eat one of your candied date dumplings."

"Eat it. You will be conquered by it."

In fact, I think it tastes really good.

In the evening, I took the pillow and quilt and prepared to sleep on the sofa with the little nagging.

In the end, before I fell asleep, a small body got into my arms and said to me: "Brother, salty rice dumplings are as delicious as sweet rice dumplings. We don't sleep in separate beds."

I held the visitor tightly in my arms, and slid my hands dishonestly up his buttocks.

"Brother, I have to go to class tomorrow." Little Nagging tried to get over it by being coquettish.

"That's too late."

……