Little nagging

What should I do if my wife is too pretentious?Brother Zhou: You can do better than him!Little nagging: (threats) Who do you say did it! ?Brother Zhou smiled awkwardly: Hehe, hehe.

After I finished washing, I realized that neither of us had drunk the first cup of boiled water in the morning, so I asked the little nagging to change clothes first, and I went to pour the boiled water.

Although I didn't listen to my mother and brought back a girlfriend, I did a good job of implementing what she said to get up with a glass of warm water.

When I finished drinking the water and walked into the bedroom with another glass, Little Nagging was wearing a red flower shirt of the same style as pp and was taking photos in front of the mirror.

"What are you wearing this for?"

"What day do you think today is?"

What anniversary?

I thought about it and didn't come up with it, but there are precedents there, I think it's better to be tough, so as not to be easily manipulated by him again.

"Don't make any silly anniversaries like the second anniversary of holding hands."

The little nagging turned around and gave me a gouging look, which made me feel even more guilty.

Did I really forget some important holiday?

Just as I was about to open my mouth to make amends, I heard him say, "'International Day Against Homophobia'!"

"Oh." I really don't know, "But we are going to have breakfast now, there is no need to dress so nicely, right?"

"Brother, you wear this." He threw over the T-shirt of the same style as bk with "Moon" printed on it.

Yes, the T-shirt, and he bought me this improved version because I insisted on not wearing a tank top.

"Brother, let's go shopping in the mall."

"Why? Are you going to parade?"

"What! I guess no one dares to organize it, otherwise I will go. Don't you think we should go out for a stroll on such a special day?"

"Thirty years ago, we were classified as mentally ill. It is today in 1990 that homosexuality was decriminalized by the United Nations."

"We just went for a stroll, and there was nothing to do."

"Brother, even if you are beaten, I will protect you."

……

OK, I'm convinced.

"Although, it's better for me to protect you. My brother is rough and thick, and he is not afraid of pain. Your small body is easy to be beaten and paralyzed."

He came over and kissed me on the face: "I love you, bro." He mumbled as he left, "I'm not that weak, am I?"

It was almost eleven o'clock when we were about to leave, so we discussed with him that we should go eat barbecue now (because he said he wanted to eat it before), then go to the shopping mall, and go to Lin Kee to eat gouache when we came back.

It was noon when we arrived at the mall after eating, and there were not many people, so we wandered aimlessly from the first floor to the top floor, and only went in to have a look when we encountered a store we were interested in.

However, seeing Xiao Nagging's joyful face turned into a lack of interest, I didn't want to go shopping anymore, so I proposed to go back.

He clearly wanted to go back, but he still looked very reluctant, feeling like he was waiting for something.

Finally he agreed to go home.

Before going home, the little nagging was going to have a cup of milk tea. When I was queuing at the milk tea shop, the little nagging suddenly patted my arm vigorously and exaggeratedly asked me to look in his direction.

I followed his gaze, and there were two girls wearing the same style of pp floral shirts as Xiao Nao, ten meters away from us.

They also found us, showing bright smiles, very beautiful.

The point is that the little nagging thief is excited, as if he is waiting for them, which makes me feel excited.

When they approached, I realized that they looked very young, and they greeted us politely.At this time, the little nagging showed his strong social skills, and made the two younger sisters very happy during the communication.

In the end, the four of us took a photo together.

On the way home, Little Nagging looked at the photo with satisfaction and said, "I love beautiful women."

"No, you love handsome guys." I retorted.

"No, I love beautiful women."

"What about me? I'm a beautiful woman?"

"You have the nerve to say that you even forgot the time when we held hands for the first time!"

"Where...how can there be?" I suddenly lost my confidence.

"Yes, what you said in the morning is the second anniversary of holding hands, but the first time we held hands was in the first month of our acquaintance! It's been almost three years bro."

"I was just talking casually, and we were not together at that time, how could it be the first time?" Suddenly found a loophole in his words and had to deny it.

"Why doesn't it count? You just say that you took it."

"Pull...Pull it."

"So, if you don't admit it after you pull it, you are not a man."

All right, I admit it.

"Then I'm not a man, so you love me."

The little nagging laughed out of nowhere: "Hahahahaha... okay brother, I didn't expect you to love me so much, and you would admit that you are not a man just to get my love."

"Cut. Just say whether you like it or not."

"Love love love, I love you to death." The little nagging stood beside me, stretched out his hand and crossed my fingers, and strode towards home.

Subconsciously, I looked around and found no one, but soon felt that it didn't matter.

Today is International Day Against Homophobia!