drowning
Chapter 20
When the initial joy was over, Xu Yanxin became coy and shy. Jiang Yu was so tired that he actually apologized to him by chasing girls. He remembered that in junior high school, the gangsters in his class were like this. To confess, I gave Dove chocolates for a week, and the cold Banhua shrank in the boy's hand like a mimosa.
But his shyness could not resist his joy.
He decided to reluctantly and mercifully not bother with Jiang Yu.
When Shen Feng came back, the first thing he did was to take his temperature, and then he muttered: "The fever is gone, why is my face so red..."
He held his face, showing a mouthful of black teeth, Shen Feng was startled, and shouted, you kid really ate chocolate, be careful of diabetes.He complained, Dad, you have a higher probability of getting diabetes than me.Shen Feng whispered, living with your mother must eat some candy, otherwise life will be too bitter.Xu Yanxin was shocked and said, Minister Shen, you dare to talk about the Holy Majesty, Shen Feng waved his hand and said, we are on the same boat, Xiao Xinzi.He said speechlessly, you actually said that your son is a eunuch.His father waved his hand and said, you are a courtier.He chuckled, he might as well be Ning Caichen.
The father and son secretly said bad things about Xu Zhao, and Shen Feng was busy pouring tea for the Holy Majesty again. He probably wanted to change the car, so he had to get permission.And Xu Yanxin was thinking about it with his mobile phone after eating, and after a while, he sent a hard message, how are you and your brother?
Unexpectedly, Jiang Yu returned in seconds - he hadn't done anything yet, and no criminal evidence had been produced yet.
He laughed and wanted to remind him not to fuss with the child, but he felt bad, so he deleted all the typed words, and when he was hesitating how to reply, Jiang Yu sent a message——Has the fever subsided?
—Well, dropped a bottle of salt water.Do you go to school tomorrow?
——If I don’t go again, I’m afraid I can’t help but commit a crime and cut my brother off.Let's talk again tomorrow, and I happen to return the notebook to you.
Xu Yanxin wanted to reply, don't take it to heart if I was at the flag-raising ceremony, but in the end he didn't send it out, and just replied with a solitary "OK".He did a few sets of test papers and then took a break.Maybe it's because he just got sick, he was always a little tired, and he slept very deeply.Dreaming of the big fire that day, the fire burned the whole shop black, and even ignited the grease on the wall, the fire shot up to the tip of his nose, he backed up again and again, then fell into a strong embrace, heard A low voice said in the ear, are you stupid.It was an unprovoked dream, as chaotic as his mind.
The next day when he went to school, because of his disturbance at the flag-raising ceremony and the office, the flower of Gaoling fell to the altar and became human. More and more classmates hung shoulder to shoulder with him, and many of them followed suit. Shi's tune calls him Xinxin, and every time he blushes and speaks in a nasty way, he always gives me my homework!Sports Committee Xia Song is the second-in-command who doesn't hand in homework. He waits for him to collect homework every day, and then flatters him: "Xinxin borrowed me to copy homework. I played Adventure Island with my sister for a long time yesterday. I really don't have time."
Xu Yanxin hugged his homework book and said, "Are you playing with your sister, or is your sister playing with you?" Xia Song said: "I will accompany my sister! You lend me to copy homework, and when my sister grows up, you will be the first!"
A few boys next to him made noises and whistled, Xu Yanxin was thin-skinned, blushed thoroughly, and turned his back to accept the homework from other groups. Chai Fang immediately chimed in and said, "You're the one who made the money if I let you be the boss."
Xia Song snorted, and said, "Be careful what you say. If you don't know, you might think you and my sister are going to be rivals in love." Chai Fang blushed, picked up his homework and hit him in the face: "You scoundrel!" Xia Song He joked: "Your line is like a country drama in the 80s, next time you want to call me a hooligan?"
Fang Keshi, who had just entered the door, glanced at the situation and knew the situation. He sighed and said, "Disharmony in style is really a catastrophe for the third class!" : "Suggest a marriage, a perfect match, both style and style." The whole class roared with laughter.
Xia Song took the opportunity to shout: "Who wants to fall in love with this nympho tigress? I'd rather be a rival in love with my sister, Xu Yanxin, let's get better, and your homework will be considered our marital property in the future."
Xu Yanxin was speechless, and just said: "You hand in the exercise book first!" Adolescent boys are no different from purebred Teddy, at most they keep their human shapes and make a string.Girls can't be touched, a little closer is puppy love, and they have to report their breasts, so they have to molested the same sex. A few boys stacked arhats every day, cuddled and hugged, and they were more puppy lovers than puppy lovers. Boys vented their excess hormones, and girls chattered to watch joke.
At first, no one dared to tease Xu Yanxin. Since Xu Yanxin posted a blackboard report and yelled at the teacher, a few boys started to play tricks on him. They touched their faces every day and blew kisses in the air. Xu Yanxin got goosebumps all over the place. , Fang Keshi put his shoulders and said: "You now belong to the public property of our class, the white moonlight of the girls, and the underground lover of the boys."
Xu Yanxin was extremely speechless, and said: "Who was the last one to suffer?" Fang Keshi said: "Xia Song, who made him have four-pack abs, tall legs and long legs, so exciting to touch."
Xu Yanxin vomited and said, "I shaved my hair to become a monk, don't read it."
But he thought about it again, isn't Jiang Yu more handsome, with longer legs, why didn't they see him playing tricks, Fang Keshi heard it, almost choked to death with saliva, and gasped, "Isn't this deliberately looking for a beating? Who Dare to stick to Jiangyu, don't you want my little brother?"
One minute before the bell rang for early self-study, he turned his head and glanced at Jiangyu's seat. He didn't arrive, so he should write down his name, but he touched the pen case, and the pen was out of ink, so he comforted himself that he was not the one who gave Jiangyu the seat. Opening the back door and running out of ink is an objective reason.Unexpectedly, Fang Keshi next door didn't understand his heart, so he handed over a pen and said, "Is your pen out of ink? I'll give you one, don't be too grateful to me."
Xu Yanxin opened the name book with a sullen face without gratitude. Just after writing down three o'clock of water, Jiang Yu walked lazily with long legs, opened the back door and entered the door without carrying the student's schoolbag. The two looked at each other, and Xu Yanxin praised him laugh.
As a representative of the mathematics class, he came to the stage to write the Zhou Lianjuan the day before yesterday. He thought quickly and wrote on the blackboard. He passed a big question in 2 minutes, and the students below sighed and complained again and again.Xu Yanxin asked in a daze, do you have any questions?
A good person, named Xia Song, shouted: "Xinxin, it's too fast!"
The booers immediately answered: "Men can't be so fast!"
As the representative of the girls, Chai Fang blushed and said in disgust, "You guys are so dirty!"
Xia Song choked her: "You didn't understand in a second, you are the cleanest. You beat all our boys with one shot, and even scolded Xu Yanxin together, or did you say that Xinxin is not a man in your heart, and has ulterior motives!" Chai Fang was dumbfounded: "I'm not That means!"
Xu Yanxin was so confused by them that he couldn't get off the stage and stood helpless on the stage. It was the first time he saw a class with such a tough class style. In the math class before, let alone gags, even the lectures were against the clock. He wanted to give all the students numbers. , save the time of speaking Chinese characters.Xu Yanxin pinched the test paper, watching them come and go, so quiet, she could only ask weakly: "Are there any students who have any questions?"
Jiang Yu couldn't be bothered to watch him stand, and after seeing the figure of the teaching director swaying across from him, he sighed softly and raised his hand. Xu Yanxin asked, "What question?" Jiang Yu stood lazily. Standing up, he smiled under everyone's surprised eyes and said, "Isn't it a math problem?"
Xu Yanxin was stunned for a moment, and said yes.
"How much is a heart worth?"
He looked dazed, and the class burst into laughter again.He looked at Jiang Yu helplessly, only to see Jiang Yu had a slight smile on his face. He didn't come here to rescue him, but to add fuel to his fire.He couldn't help but stare at Jiang Yu, but Jiang Yu didn't take it seriously, and said leisurely: "The squad leader can't answer?"
He suppressed his dissatisfaction and said, "I don't know the answer."
Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "One heart, one heart."
The whole class burst into laughter.
Xia Song also blew his whistle and said, "I didn't expect you to be a friendly army!"
Xu Yanxin's face was burned by what they said, and he had never felt so hot before. He looked at Jiang Yu with enthusiastic eyes, Jiang Yu's face was expressionless, but there was a chuckle on the corner of his mouth. He was worried about how to end it when he heard the wind The dean opened their classroom door with his hands behind his back, and glanced around with his eyes wide open, like a machine gun, but when he swept past Xu Yanxin, he asked like spring rain: "What's going on? Are they making things difficult for you?"
Xu Yanxin said in his heart, it doesn't count, at most people are good at being bullied, he glanced at Jiangyu, and he was still half leaning against the locker calmly.
The dean caught a glimpse of Jiang Yu following his line of sight, and shouted, "Everyone who made a fuss just now should come out and be punished! Are there any rules in your science class?"
When the wind blows through the country, not a single blade of grass grows. The tolerance of the dean is like his hair, which never grows.The few booers all stood outside for punishment, and the class finally calmed down.He slowed down his speech and looked at the figure outside the window while talking about the topic.People in Jiangyu are tall, and standing side by side with those boys makes him even taller. Even Xia Song, who is 1.8 meters three, is much shorter than him.
Jiang Yu put his hands in his pockets, leaned against the wall, yawned and listened to Xu Yanxin's voice, feeling even sleepier.Unexpectedly, Xia Song next to him burst out laughing suddenly, Jiang Yu squinted at him, Xia Song immediately retracted his expression, and said, "I didn't expect you to be the No.
Jiang Yu said succinctly: "Original."
Xia Songdao: "Fart! I've seen similar stories in comic books before. You have a grudge against the class monitor, so make trouble with him. It shouldn't be, the class monitor speaks for you like that..." Jiang Yu squinted his eyes and waited. After he finished, Xia Song suddenly realized: "You made a fuss on purpose and asked the dean to punish us. Afterwards, the morning reading will be calm, right? Your trick is too bad!"
"This is your own imagination, I didn't say that."
Xia Song murmured, they are all despicable, vulgar, villain... Jiang Yu didn't bother to talk to him, and when the self-study was over, he handed over the homework to Xu Yanxin.Xu Yanxin glanced at him, didn't reach out to pick it up, but raised his chin and said, "Leave it alone."
Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows and said affirmatively, "I'm angry."
Xu Yanxin didn't hesitate, raised her face and asked him, "Why are you kidding me?"
"What are you kidding me about? Are you kidding me?" Jiang Yu chuckled lightly and said, "Please have lunch, don't be angry, you are angry every day, just like an inflated baby, be careful of leaking air."
Xu Yanxin blushed suddenly, hammered his thigh, and said incoherently: "You, how dare you say anything."
Jiang Yu said: "This is the behavior that a teenager should have. You are stupid in reading."
For lunch, Xu Yanxin ordered two vegetarian dishes, full of greens.Jiang Yu glanced at him and gave him the fried fish, Xu Yanxin politely said no, but during the refusal, the fish fell on the table with a clatter, Xu Yanxin stared at the golden fish heartbrokenly, Jiang Yu said with a light smile : "What kind of eyes do you have, you belong to a cat?"
Xu Yanxin said: "It was you who pushed and shoved, and now no one can eat." He glanced at the window where the vegetables were served, and the aunts were all off work.Jiang Yu poked the rice twice, and said in a low voice: "In your eyes, am I sleeping in a bridge hole? Or is it bankrupt? Do you need to order a green vegetable and a bean sprout?"
He glanced at Jiang Yu's expression, wondering if Jiang Yu was angry, so he made an excuse and said, "I just got sick, so I have to eat lightly. And, besides, these two dishes are delicious, real."
Jiang Yu looked at him with a smile: "You can't even lie. Do you know that you swallow when you lie?"
"Really?" He subconsciously touched his Adam's apple.
Jiang Yu said calmly: "It's fake, but now I know."
Only then did Xu Yanxin realize that she had been cheated by him along the pole, so she had to be honest: "I, I don't mean anything else, I feel sorry for your meal card." Jiang Yu said: "No, I can't eat Michelin, the cafeteria still eats Affordable." Xu Yanxin stared at him: "Really?" Jiang Yu nodded, and Xu Yanxin sighed: "If I knew this, I would have ordered chicken legs. I usually eat two meat and two vegetables." Jiang Yu said with a smile: "It's quite edible, so why don't you gain weight after eating it?"
"Naturally, I'm also quite distressed. Do you think this limits my height?"
Jiang Yu raised his arms and looked at him with his head on the pillow: "How tall do you want to be?"
"1.8 meters?" He seriously analyzed the reason: "You are so tall, I look like a dwarf standing next to you."
Jiang Yu looked at him with a smile: "So you want to grow taller because of me?"
The way Jiang Yu looked at him was weird, and what he said sounded weird, but after thinking about it, there seemed to be no major problem.The men in their family are not tall. He is 1.7 meters and five meters above the average level, but he is quite small when standing with Jiang Yu. He secretly estimated Jiang Yu's height, which is about 1.8 meters and seven. And he is not like other boys with hunchback and chest. He is tall and in good shape. He is still nine-headed and looks like 1.9 meters.
Xu Yanxin scanned his body up and down sincerely, and said, "I'm so envious of you, can you reach the basket with a little jumping?"
"I still have to jump. You can't layup by jumping," Jiang Yu looked at his envious eyes, and said, "Want to slam dunk?" Jiang Yu said in his heart, probably because he watched "Slam Dunk" more Already, for short, comic sickness.
Xu Yanxin was like a light bulb, it turned on at once, but soon went out due to poor contact, and said regretfully: "The doctor said that I can't exercise vigorously with this problem, let alone slam dunk, at most I can only Shoot the ball." Seeing his pitiful grievance, Jiang Yu thought it was funny, and couldn't help but said, "I have a way."
Xu Yanxin followed behind Jiang Yu like a small tail. Jiang Yu took off his coat, the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and he was still wearing a coat, holding a basketball foolishly. He just asked Jiang Yu if he wanted to take off his coat. Yu said no, it was cold.When he was under the basket, Xu Yanxin waited impatiently for Jiang Yu to do magic tricks for him, but he remembered the joke of "one heart, one heart" and said in advance: "It is agreed in advance that if you take out that 1.4-meter mini basket Basket, I will be angry."
Jiang Yu smiled and said, "You think of me as Doraemon?"
Xu Yanxin flattered him: "No, I took you as Rukawa Kaede."
"Okay, you close your eyes."
"What are you doing, trying to play a prank again?" Xu Yanxin was quite vigilant.
"Close it obediently, and I'll treat you to a popsicle later."
"Okay," Xu Yanxin closed his eyes obediently, and he suddenly smiled, "Jiang Yu, you laughed many times today."
"is it?"
"Well, when I saw you for the first time, you always had a straight face, so aggressive. But you keep smiling today, and I hope you can keep smiling every day."
Jiang Yu was silent for a while, and said, "Who told you to close your eyes and make a wish?"
"Then tell me to close my eyes..." Before he finished speaking, he felt Jiang Yu wrapping his arms around his calves and hugging him up. He subconsciously put Jiang Yu's shoulders on his shoulders and shouted: " You, you really treat me like a child, how can you be like this?"
Jiang Yu chuckled and said, "Don't bother hugging me, you're just sending the ball in." If this posture is seen by others, how can you explain it clearly?He blushed, and just wanted to end this shameful drama quickly. He held the ball and smashed it casually, but he didn't expect the ball to go around the basket twice and fell to the ground. Jiang Yu laughed at him while putting him down. : "You can't hit a throw less than ten centimeters away, you can't even shoot the ball well."
Xu Yanxin was still immersed in shame, muttering in a low voice: "Why are you always teasing me?"
"I didn't tease you," Jiang Yu picked up the basketball on the ground, jumped up and leaned back, and sent a beautiful hollow ball with both hands. He said to Xu Yanxin who was amazed, "I'm thanking you."
"Thank you for what?" He looked at him a little blankly.
Jiang Yu stood under the sun, he couldn't see Jiang Yu's expression clearly, but he knew that Jiang Yu must have smiled softly, because the breeze in his ears became softer.Jiang Yu said, "Thank you for your kindness all the time."
But his shyness could not resist his joy.
He decided to reluctantly and mercifully not bother with Jiang Yu.
When Shen Feng came back, the first thing he did was to take his temperature, and then he muttered: "The fever is gone, why is my face so red..."
He held his face, showing a mouthful of black teeth, Shen Feng was startled, and shouted, you kid really ate chocolate, be careful of diabetes.He complained, Dad, you have a higher probability of getting diabetes than me.Shen Feng whispered, living with your mother must eat some candy, otherwise life will be too bitter.Xu Yanxin was shocked and said, Minister Shen, you dare to talk about the Holy Majesty, Shen Feng waved his hand and said, we are on the same boat, Xiao Xinzi.He said speechlessly, you actually said that your son is a eunuch.His father waved his hand and said, you are a courtier.He chuckled, he might as well be Ning Caichen.
The father and son secretly said bad things about Xu Zhao, and Shen Feng was busy pouring tea for the Holy Majesty again. He probably wanted to change the car, so he had to get permission.And Xu Yanxin was thinking about it with his mobile phone after eating, and after a while, he sent a hard message, how are you and your brother?
Unexpectedly, Jiang Yu returned in seconds - he hadn't done anything yet, and no criminal evidence had been produced yet.
He laughed and wanted to remind him not to fuss with the child, but he felt bad, so he deleted all the typed words, and when he was hesitating how to reply, Jiang Yu sent a message——Has the fever subsided?
—Well, dropped a bottle of salt water.Do you go to school tomorrow?
——If I don’t go again, I’m afraid I can’t help but commit a crime and cut my brother off.Let's talk again tomorrow, and I happen to return the notebook to you.
Xu Yanxin wanted to reply, don't take it to heart if I was at the flag-raising ceremony, but in the end he didn't send it out, and just replied with a solitary "OK".He did a few sets of test papers and then took a break.Maybe it's because he just got sick, he was always a little tired, and he slept very deeply.Dreaming of the big fire that day, the fire burned the whole shop black, and even ignited the grease on the wall, the fire shot up to the tip of his nose, he backed up again and again, then fell into a strong embrace, heard A low voice said in the ear, are you stupid.It was an unprovoked dream, as chaotic as his mind.
The next day when he went to school, because of his disturbance at the flag-raising ceremony and the office, the flower of Gaoling fell to the altar and became human. More and more classmates hung shoulder to shoulder with him, and many of them followed suit. Shi's tune calls him Xinxin, and every time he blushes and speaks in a nasty way, he always gives me my homework!Sports Committee Xia Song is the second-in-command who doesn't hand in homework. He waits for him to collect homework every day, and then flatters him: "Xinxin borrowed me to copy homework. I played Adventure Island with my sister for a long time yesterday. I really don't have time."
Xu Yanxin hugged his homework book and said, "Are you playing with your sister, or is your sister playing with you?" Xia Song said: "I will accompany my sister! You lend me to copy homework, and when my sister grows up, you will be the first!"
A few boys next to him made noises and whistled, Xu Yanxin was thin-skinned, blushed thoroughly, and turned his back to accept the homework from other groups. Chai Fang immediately chimed in and said, "You're the one who made the money if I let you be the boss."
Xia Song snorted, and said, "Be careful what you say. If you don't know, you might think you and my sister are going to be rivals in love." Chai Fang blushed, picked up his homework and hit him in the face: "You scoundrel!" Xia Song He joked: "Your line is like a country drama in the 80s, next time you want to call me a hooligan?"
Fang Keshi, who had just entered the door, glanced at the situation and knew the situation. He sighed and said, "Disharmony in style is really a catastrophe for the third class!" : "Suggest a marriage, a perfect match, both style and style." The whole class roared with laughter.
Xia Song took the opportunity to shout: "Who wants to fall in love with this nympho tigress? I'd rather be a rival in love with my sister, Xu Yanxin, let's get better, and your homework will be considered our marital property in the future."
Xu Yanxin was speechless, and just said: "You hand in the exercise book first!" Adolescent boys are no different from purebred Teddy, at most they keep their human shapes and make a string.Girls can't be touched, a little closer is puppy love, and they have to report their breasts, so they have to molested the same sex. A few boys stacked arhats every day, cuddled and hugged, and they were more puppy lovers than puppy lovers. Boys vented their excess hormones, and girls chattered to watch joke.
At first, no one dared to tease Xu Yanxin. Since Xu Yanxin posted a blackboard report and yelled at the teacher, a few boys started to play tricks on him. They touched their faces every day and blew kisses in the air. Xu Yanxin got goosebumps all over the place. , Fang Keshi put his shoulders and said: "You now belong to the public property of our class, the white moonlight of the girls, and the underground lover of the boys."
Xu Yanxin was extremely speechless, and said: "Who was the last one to suffer?" Fang Keshi said: "Xia Song, who made him have four-pack abs, tall legs and long legs, so exciting to touch."
Xu Yanxin vomited and said, "I shaved my hair to become a monk, don't read it."
But he thought about it again, isn't Jiang Yu more handsome, with longer legs, why didn't they see him playing tricks, Fang Keshi heard it, almost choked to death with saliva, and gasped, "Isn't this deliberately looking for a beating? Who Dare to stick to Jiangyu, don't you want my little brother?"
One minute before the bell rang for early self-study, he turned his head and glanced at Jiangyu's seat. He didn't arrive, so he should write down his name, but he touched the pen case, and the pen was out of ink, so he comforted himself that he was not the one who gave Jiangyu the seat. Opening the back door and running out of ink is an objective reason.Unexpectedly, Fang Keshi next door didn't understand his heart, so he handed over a pen and said, "Is your pen out of ink? I'll give you one, don't be too grateful to me."
Xu Yanxin opened the name book with a sullen face without gratitude. Just after writing down three o'clock of water, Jiang Yu walked lazily with long legs, opened the back door and entered the door without carrying the student's schoolbag. The two looked at each other, and Xu Yanxin praised him laugh.
As a representative of the mathematics class, he came to the stage to write the Zhou Lianjuan the day before yesterday. He thought quickly and wrote on the blackboard. He passed a big question in 2 minutes, and the students below sighed and complained again and again.Xu Yanxin asked in a daze, do you have any questions?
A good person, named Xia Song, shouted: "Xinxin, it's too fast!"
The booers immediately answered: "Men can't be so fast!"
As the representative of the girls, Chai Fang blushed and said in disgust, "You guys are so dirty!"
Xia Song choked her: "You didn't understand in a second, you are the cleanest. You beat all our boys with one shot, and even scolded Xu Yanxin together, or did you say that Xinxin is not a man in your heart, and has ulterior motives!" Chai Fang was dumbfounded: "I'm not That means!"
Xu Yanxin was so confused by them that he couldn't get off the stage and stood helpless on the stage. It was the first time he saw a class with such a tough class style. In the math class before, let alone gags, even the lectures were against the clock. He wanted to give all the students numbers. , save the time of speaking Chinese characters.Xu Yanxin pinched the test paper, watching them come and go, so quiet, she could only ask weakly: "Are there any students who have any questions?"
Jiang Yu couldn't be bothered to watch him stand, and after seeing the figure of the teaching director swaying across from him, he sighed softly and raised his hand. Xu Yanxin asked, "What question?" Jiang Yu stood lazily. Standing up, he smiled under everyone's surprised eyes and said, "Isn't it a math problem?"
Xu Yanxin was stunned for a moment, and said yes.
"How much is a heart worth?"
He looked dazed, and the class burst into laughter again.He looked at Jiang Yu helplessly, only to see Jiang Yu had a slight smile on his face. He didn't come here to rescue him, but to add fuel to his fire.He couldn't help but stare at Jiang Yu, but Jiang Yu didn't take it seriously, and said leisurely: "The squad leader can't answer?"
He suppressed his dissatisfaction and said, "I don't know the answer."
Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "One heart, one heart."
The whole class burst into laughter.
Xia Song also blew his whistle and said, "I didn't expect you to be a friendly army!"
Xu Yanxin's face was burned by what they said, and he had never felt so hot before. He looked at Jiang Yu with enthusiastic eyes, Jiang Yu's face was expressionless, but there was a chuckle on the corner of his mouth. He was worried about how to end it when he heard the wind The dean opened their classroom door with his hands behind his back, and glanced around with his eyes wide open, like a machine gun, but when he swept past Xu Yanxin, he asked like spring rain: "What's going on? Are they making things difficult for you?"
Xu Yanxin said in his heart, it doesn't count, at most people are good at being bullied, he glanced at Jiangyu, and he was still half leaning against the locker calmly.
The dean caught a glimpse of Jiang Yu following his line of sight, and shouted, "Everyone who made a fuss just now should come out and be punished! Are there any rules in your science class?"
When the wind blows through the country, not a single blade of grass grows. The tolerance of the dean is like his hair, which never grows.The few booers all stood outside for punishment, and the class finally calmed down.He slowed down his speech and looked at the figure outside the window while talking about the topic.People in Jiangyu are tall, and standing side by side with those boys makes him even taller. Even Xia Song, who is 1.8 meters three, is much shorter than him.
Jiang Yu put his hands in his pockets, leaned against the wall, yawned and listened to Xu Yanxin's voice, feeling even sleepier.Unexpectedly, Xia Song next to him burst out laughing suddenly, Jiang Yu squinted at him, Xia Song immediately retracted his expression, and said, "I didn't expect you to be the No.
Jiang Yu said succinctly: "Original."
Xia Songdao: "Fart! I've seen similar stories in comic books before. You have a grudge against the class monitor, so make trouble with him. It shouldn't be, the class monitor speaks for you like that..." Jiang Yu squinted his eyes and waited. After he finished, Xia Song suddenly realized: "You made a fuss on purpose and asked the dean to punish us. Afterwards, the morning reading will be calm, right? Your trick is too bad!"
"This is your own imagination, I didn't say that."
Xia Song murmured, they are all despicable, vulgar, villain... Jiang Yu didn't bother to talk to him, and when the self-study was over, he handed over the homework to Xu Yanxin.Xu Yanxin glanced at him, didn't reach out to pick it up, but raised his chin and said, "Leave it alone."
Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows and said affirmatively, "I'm angry."
Xu Yanxin didn't hesitate, raised her face and asked him, "Why are you kidding me?"
"What are you kidding me about? Are you kidding me?" Jiang Yu chuckled lightly and said, "Please have lunch, don't be angry, you are angry every day, just like an inflated baby, be careful of leaking air."
Xu Yanxin blushed suddenly, hammered his thigh, and said incoherently: "You, how dare you say anything."
Jiang Yu said: "This is the behavior that a teenager should have. You are stupid in reading."
For lunch, Xu Yanxin ordered two vegetarian dishes, full of greens.Jiang Yu glanced at him and gave him the fried fish, Xu Yanxin politely said no, but during the refusal, the fish fell on the table with a clatter, Xu Yanxin stared at the golden fish heartbrokenly, Jiang Yu said with a light smile : "What kind of eyes do you have, you belong to a cat?"
Xu Yanxin said: "It was you who pushed and shoved, and now no one can eat." He glanced at the window where the vegetables were served, and the aunts were all off work.Jiang Yu poked the rice twice, and said in a low voice: "In your eyes, am I sleeping in a bridge hole? Or is it bankrupt? Do you need to order a green vegetable and a bean sprout?"
He glanced at Jiang Yu's expression, wondering if Jiang Yu was angry, so he made an excuse and said, "I just got sick, so I have to eat lightly. And, besides, these two dishes are delicious, real."
Jiang Yu looked at him with a smile: "You can't even lie. Do you know that you swallow when you lie?"
"Really?" He subconsciously touched his Adam's apple.
Jiang Yu said calmly: "It's fake, but now I know."
Only then did Xu Yanxin realize that she had been cheated by him along the pole, so she had to be honest: "I, I don't mean anything else, I feel sorry for your meal card." Jiang Yu said: "No, I can't eat Michelin, the cafeteria still eats Affordable." Xu Yanxin stared at him: "Really?" Jiang Yu nodded, and Xu Yanxin sighed: "If I knew this, I would have ordered chicken legs. I usually eat two meat and two vegetables." Jiang Yu said with a smile: "It's quite edible, so why don't you gain weight after eating it?"
"Naturally, I'm also quite distressed. Do you think this limits my height?"
Jiang Yu raised his arms and looked at him with his head on the pillow: "How tall do you want to be?"
"1.8 meters?" He seriously analyzed the reason: "You are so tall, I look like a dwarf standing next to you."
Jiang Yu looked at him with a smile: "So you want to grow taller because of me?"
The way Jiang Yu looked at him was weird, and what he said sounded weird, but after thinking about it, there seemed to be no major problem.The men in their family are not tall. He is 1.7 meters and five meters above the average level, but he is quite small when standing with Jiang Yu. He secretly estimated Jiang Yu's height, which is about 1.8 meters and seven. And he is not like other boys with hunchback and chest. He is tall and in good shape. He is still nine-headed and looks like 1.9 meters.
Xu Yanxin scanned his body up and down sincerely, and said, "I'm so envious of you, can you reach the basket with a little jumping?"
"I still have to jump. You can't layup by jumping," Jiang Yu looked at his envious eyes, and said, "Want to slam dunk?" Jiang Yu said in his heart, probably because he watched "Slam Dunk" more Already, for short, comic sickness.
Xu Yanxin was like a light bulb, it turned on at once, but soon went out due to poor contact, and said regretfully: "The doctor said that I can't exercise vigorously with this problem, let alone slam dunk, at most I can only Shoot the ball." Seeing his pitiful grievance, Jiang Yu thought it was funny, and couldn't help but said, "I have a way."
Xu Yanxin followed behind Jiang Yu like a small tail. Jiang Yu took off his coat, the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and he was still wearing a coat, holding a basketball foolishly. He just asked Jiang Yu if he wanted to take off his coat. Yu said no, it was cold.When he was under the basket, Xu Yanxin waited impatiently for Jiang Yu to do magic tricks for him, but he remembered the joke of "one heart, one heart" and said in advance: "It is agreed in advance that if you take out that 1.4-meter mini basket Basket, I will be angry."
Jiang Yu smiled and said, "You think of me as Doraemon?"
Xu Yanxin flattered him: "No, I took you as Rukawa Kaede."
"Okay, you close your eyes."
"What are you doing, trying to play a prank again?" Xu Yanxin was quite vigilant.
"Close it obediently, and I'll treat you to a popsicle later."
"Okay," Xu Yanxin closed his eyes obediently, and he suddenly smiled, "Jiang Yu, you laughed many times today."
"is it?"
"Well, when I saw you for the first time, you always had a straight face, so aggressive. But you keep smiling today, and I hope you can keep smiling every day."
Jiang Yu was silent for a while, and said, "Who told you to close your eyes and make a wish?"
"Then tell me to close my eyes..." Before he finished speaking, he felt Jiang Yu wrapping his arms around his calves and hugging him up. He subconsciously put Jiang Yu's shoulders on his shoulders and shouted: " You, you really treat me like a child, how can you be like this?"
Jiang Yu chuckled and said, "Don't bother hugging me, you're just sending the ball in." If this posture is seen by others, how can you explain it clearly?He blushed, and just wanted to end this shameful drama quickly. He held the ball and smashed it casually, but he didn't expect the ball to go around the basket twice and fell to the ground. Jiang Yu laughed at him while putting him down. : "You can't hit a throw less than ten centimeters away, you can't even shoot the ball well."
Xu Yanxin was still immersed in shame, muttering in a low voice: "Why are you always teasing me?"
"I didn't tease you," Jiang Yu picked up the basketball on the ground, jumped up and leaned back, and sent a beautiful hollow ball with both hands. He said to Xu Yanxin who was amazed, "I'm thanking you."
"Thank you for what?" He looked at him a little blankly.
Jiang Yu stood under the sun, he couldn't see Jiang Yu's expression clearly, but he knew that Jiang Yu must have smiled softly, because the breeze in his ears became softer.Jiang Yu said, "Thank you for your kindness all the time."
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