The screenwriter of the great god of snails

Extra Story - Assistant Fang's Wonderful Valentine's Day

After arriving home, Fang Han began to worry about where would be the best place to put this pot of broken flowers.

When setting the table, Xiaotao came to sniff and eat excitedly. Could this lavender be catnip?

I don't want the cannon to come to make fun of it, since Xiaotao likes it, then it can't be left behind!

Fang Han understood that he had to find a place out of Xiaotao's reach and out of the cannon's reach.

In the end, he admired himself to death, because he tied this potted flower to a curtain rod in front of a certain window in the living room, like a spider plant.

Da Pao and Xiao Tao sat under the window and looked up, feeling the same, recently, it is really not uncommon to see Xiao Fang being so funny recently!

Fang Han himself sniffed it casually. The faint fragrance was like the scent of Cannon's bath shampoo. By the way, it's time to give Cannon a bath...

If he wants to give Cannon a complete body beauty, he is willing to send Cannon to Ma Yi. Is it more professional? If it is just daily cleaning, then he would rather fight Cannon at home, although it does not save time and effort. It can't save much money, but judging from the current situation between him and Da Pao, it can strengthen Da Pao's trust in him. What Ma Yi told him should not be wrong.

But Da Pao is notorious for not taking a bath. When he was in the pet school, he ran around because he didn't want to take a bath, so he met Fang Han.

But Fang Han has also benefited from this. For example, the clingy Cannon went crazy and came to him to be annoying on purpose. He took out the pet shower gel and made it look like he was going to give Cannon a bath. , and immediately the cannon will not be swaying in front of his eyes for at least an hour, ha ha.

However, the current cannons are gradually able to enjoy bathing. The prerequisites are that firstly, there must be meat-flavored snacks, secondly, there must be no less duckling toys, and the last and most important thing is that Master Kong, a small bath worker with superb massage techniques, must be in place. .

Now, watching Xiao Fang invite all the guys who bathe him out again, Da Pao rushed to the door without thinking, waiting, waiting, his favorite little scrubber, Mr. Kong, is coming back Is it? ? ?

It's not hard to imagine Fang Han's current state of mind. He inhaled and then exhaled, looking for common sense: "If you think Xiaotao's master is better than me, then when Xiaotao's master comes back, you can go directly with him Bar!"

Da Pao tilted his head, is it really possible? Then you can't be lonely after I'm gone!

Fang Han suddenly smiled, what do he care about with this bastard? Is he full? Well, he doesn't seem to have had breakfast yet, okay, let's eat it with lunch later.

Xiaotao watched the resigned Cannon being dragged into the bathroom by the cold-faced and selfless Xiaofang, looking up at the sky, this seemingly upright dog and one person are actually more out of tune than the other, but it likes it, meow~

Bathing Cannon is a tiring project. Fang Han couldn't help thinking that it would be great if Cannon could turn into a chinchilla during the bath, like his sister's little crystal and later his brother-in-law Qiu Liang specially made it to please his sister. Little Diamond, the husband she found for Little Crystal, made a small bucket, put bath powder in the small bucket, and then threw the two big mice into it. They first planed, then rolled, and finally shook, and it was just as good. Finished work and got out of the bath...

Da Pao turned his head in confusion, what is Xiao Fang scratching his back while distracting his thoughts? It just drank the bath water secretly, Xiao Fang didn't know how to take care of it, Xiao Fang, your sense of responsibility Well, was it eaten by a dog, I didn’t eat it, was it taken away by a cat, Xiaotao didn’t pick it up, so you lost it yourself, then I’ll lick a few more soap bubbles, don’t get mad!

Finally, the cannon was cleaned up to the standard, so Fang Han put the cannon back into the shining image to find Xiaotao to play with. As for him, he continued to clean up the bathroom.

Then, just as he finished cleaning the bathroom, he heard another "Boom!" which gave him a bad feeling, so he hurried to the living room to have a look. A part of it was gnawed. I don't know if the quality of the cat climbing frame is not good enough, or the teeth of the cannon are too good. After a while, he is caught in the rhythm of losing money to someone again?

Having said that, if he could repair Xiaotao's cat climbing frame to the extent that he could hide it from the sky, then it would prevent Kong Senshi from blackmailing him, but, after confirming that he had nothing to do, he stared at the dog. He murmured: "You can just gnaw, and you have to gnaw at a place that is inconvenient to repair. Now it's good, and the sticking will not go back!" He also said helplessly: "I don't raise you for nothing, you can really find me a job What the hell, actually I don’t feel bad even if I’m idle, so can you stop taking care of me like this next time?”

Cannon wagged his tail happily: Thank you for the compliment, although I didn't understand what you were complimenting me, but I will work harder next time!

Fang Han was thoughtful, Da Pao must be expressing something, but it is foreseeable that it is better for him not to know, otherwise he will have to beat this stupid and annoying dog!

Ding dong, the doorbell rang. It was a gift from Fang Chu. He sent the courier away. Fang Han unpacked and found a box of heart-shaped chocolates and a bottle of red wine with two glasses. single.

Originally, his elder sister was not like this, but since she found Mr. Ruyi and became pregnant with an unexpected baby, she has become more and more fond of chatting with him, but this also proves that the elder sister is indeed very happy now, otherwise she would not The bliss of the non-single life is recommended to him with such fanfare.

However, his growth experience told him that if a person gets together with the wrong person carelessly, in the end, it would be better to be single. He can still live a full life during the disaster of Valentine's Day.

Speaking of enrichment, he was taken aback. What has he been doing since he got up in the morning? It seems that he is either a cat slave or a dog slave. Bad, no, I can’t live like this again in the afternoon. I guess I’ll get a few shots from the shooting club Only then can I feel comfortable and return to the original position, that's it!

Fang Han didn't even eat lunch, so Fang Han set off. The road was smooth, but it was not smooth. The only reason was that Valentine's Day and the weekend were merged into one this year, and there were all kinds of traffic jams.

When he arrived at the destination, he became even more depressed. The shooting club is also booming his business in the form of couple packages. What’s so sweet about shooting a target? It came here to wipe a gun, probably.

He lost his interest in shooting guns, so he didn't want to stay any longer, but just as he got in the car, he received another call from Kong Sen.

Kong Sen said: "I've got off the plane, can you come pick me up?"

He really regarded him as an acquaintance, Fang Han said: "You and I are neither relatives nor relatives."

Kong Sen said: "You and I have no enmity."

Fang Han summed up that the cannon had bitten Xiaotao's cat climbing frame, and he checked on the Internet and found out that it was a custom-made one that Kong Sen deliberately bought. How far away, it's all on the way, and said: "That's all right, just wait a moment."

Kong Sen was overjoyed, it was already this time, if Fang Han had an appointment with someone, it would be impossible to agree to him, of course the special day was spent with a special person, so he was able to make it ahead of time in a hurry Come back one day, it’s an auspicious day, even if it’s just to have dinner at the same table with Fang Han...

When he saw someone, he smiled and said: "I invite you to dinner." Worried that Fang Han would disagree, he said again: "I made an appointment to a good place."

He didn't eat breakfast, he didn't eat lunch, he was invited for dinner, so he had better go to a good place, Fang Han readily accepted.

But not long after getting out of the car at the parking lot of the hotel, Fang Han swooped Kong Sen to a safe corner with a clever pounce.

A gunshot, accompanied by a black car speeding away without a license plate, the horror that ordinary people could not react to for a long time.

Kong Sen was fine. Although he disappeared calmly, he was definitely not in a state of shock.

Fang Han, who was calmer than Kong Sen because of his experience in many battles, judged: "It's for you." The first time he saw Kong Sen was in the parking lot of the Antique City. Kong Sen was bewitched at that time , It sounds very unreliable, and later the little magic stick Gu Mo came to help solve the Gu, so it seemed even more unreliable, but now I saw with my own eyes that someone was going to lay a black hand on Kong Sen in broad daylight, Fang Han He asked with certainty, "What kind of trouble did you get into?"

After finishing speaking, he didn't leave any time for Kong Sen to answer. Instead, he picked up his mobile phone and wanted to call the scavenger he knew well, but he immediately remembered that Kong Sen was a public official, and he was not suitable to make a move. Helping each other, the phone is still in his hand, and the numbers have been dialed. He thinks he is a bit stupid, this is not his mistake, so he doesn't say anything.

With mixed feelings, Kong Sen sincerely said: "Thank you." If there is no Fang Han, then he might have disappeared in this world long ago, or in other words, from a certain moment, he has been born because of this person named Fang Han. exists...

The matter came to an end, and Fang Han, who had put aside the troubles involved, returned home and it was already dark again. After washing up, he walked out of the bathroom. He looked at the front with a blank expression. He has flowers, even though he was blindly urinated by the cannon, he also has chocolates and red wine, even though they were forced to him by the old lady who urged him to find a girlfriend, what about his lover, there is no lover, only one The unlucky friend who was not a friend who was hunted down but was stunned to use his warm home as a refuge, shit! ! !