The screenwriter of the great god of snails

Before going to bed, in the bedroom, Tian Luo sneezed suddenly while reading a book that would help him fall asleep. He rubbed his nose to make sure that it wasn't a cold. Maybe someone was talking about him, could it be his father? Hey, the closer it is to the day of going home, the more mixed emotions I feel in my heart. I turned my head to look at Xie Zheng who was sleeping peacefully beside him, and firmly believed that there are no obstacles in life. It all depends on how I overcome it... …

In fact, Tian Luo was really talked about by someone, who was it? ,real.

About an hour ago, Wu Ke, who had been busy all day, finally returned to his home. As the saying goes, a golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own dog nest. It makes sense that the infinite scenery outside may not be worth it. Live at home easily and completely.

The reason why he expresses the above is that he is a little drunk, the inevitable entertainment, the unavoidable but indispensable wine, taking off his coat and tie, what he wants to do most at this moment The only thing to do is to take a hot bath to relieve the fatigue all over the body.

Naturally, it took some time for the bathtub to store water, so after turning on the tap, he went back to the living room to drink a hangover shot, and habitually turned on the TV to improve the home of a middle-aged man who lived alone feeling of emptiness.

According to his preference, after changing several channels, he inadvertently saw an entertainment news related to himself on a program, so he lazily sat on the comfortable sofa and paid close attention to it, but, watching Just watching, his eyelids became heavy, and when the advertisement started, the rattling of the remote control falling from his hand to the floor did not affect his moment of sleep, which was very sweet.

But after a while he was woken up by the doorbell ringing again, and the soft music of ding dong ding dong disturbed him, and when he walked to the door in a daze, he heard a female voice coming in from outside the door and shouting: "The upstairs!" , I am the neighbor downstairs, is your house leaking?"

In less than a second, Wu Ke was fully alert and came to his senses. He rushed into the bathroom and quickly turned off the faucet beside the bathtub. In an instant, the cotton slippers on his feet were completely soaked by the accumulated water on the ground. It can be seen that how much water will flow downstairs and cause trouble to others, calm down, calm down, it is not polite to give an explanation to others right away.

Then, a door was opened, and the two people were stunned. Why, they had met each other during the day.

Nowadays, it is not uncommon for neighbors in urban high-rise buildings not to know each other, not to mention the upstairs and downstairs who may not see each other for a long time, so when Wu Ke found out that someone knocked on his door It turned out to be the demeanor Zhou Zhengnv who was suspected of suffering from the aftermath of a blind date who accidentally watered him as a potted plant earlier.

By the way, Zhou Zhengnv's demeanor at that time was in a big mess at this time, with a lump on her head randomly twisted, her face was mostly covered by a pair of rustic black-rimmed glasses, and she was wearing a set of pajamas that looked like SpongeBob SquarePants. Unlike pajamas, the sportswear looks wrinkled, and the clothes on the feet are even more domineering. On one side are half-worn flip flops, and on the other side are white and yellow hole shoes...

At the same time, after recognizing the person who opened the door for her, Tao Jie was also amused, and couldn't help joking: "I splashed tea on your face during the day, and you flooded my house at night, do you want to be so vengeful?" Very strong?" After speaking, he extended his hand in a friendly manner and said, "Hello, my name is Tao Jie."

It can be said that Tao Jie has a good impression of Wu Ke. A gentleman is always right, but in real life there are several men who are truly gentlemen, such as the disgusting man who had a blind date with her recently. On the contrary, for the previous Wu Ke didn't bother with her about the little misunderstanding of splashing and being splashed. In the end, he comforted her with the words "There is no grass anywhere in the world, maybe the next one is the best." Leaving a ray of insignificant troubles in the world, she is so chic, and then unconsciously, her mood of being pissed off by disgusting men turned into a willingness to laugh at her speechless encounters, so she met Wu Ke again She didn't feel bad at the time, although the reason for meeting again made her very helpless.

Wu Ke also stretched out his hand of peace, a little embarrassed, and also a little stupid without knowing it. It was his carelessness that caused Tao Jie's house downstairs to suffer, but Tao Jie was anxious since just now. Tao Jie's high quality can be inferred by knocking on the door instead of smashing the door in a rage, because whether an accident is a grudge against an enemy or acquaintance with a friend depends on the attitudes of both parties. In his own opinion, it was all inexplicable silent chanting, saying that whoever gets involved with Luo Tian will be lucky. Could it be that Luo Tian's auspicious words wishing him to get out of the singles this year began to be fulfilled in less than twelve hours? Shaking his head, he was in a mess What are you trying to figure out? Are you tired and crazy? ? ?

In short, the screenwriter Wu Ke and the doctor Tao Jie were so much ape dung because of the water. As for whether Luo Tian played the role of a matchmaker that everyone loves, the benevolent sees the benevolent and the wise sees the wisdom!

Tian Luo looked at Xie Zheng's An Ran's sleeping face for a while, couldn't help touching it again, and sighed in his heart, his mood would be affected by Ah Zheng so easily...

Xie Zheng, who was pretending to sleep, finally pretended that he couldn't sleep any longer, and smiled like a beating, and said: "My dear, you don't have to be so euphemistic and subtle when teasing me, or is it that you know that being subtle and intriguing will arouse my burning desire︱ The fire is intentional, don't worry, there is no shyness in my body, and I can satisfy you at any time."

Seeing that something was wrong, Tian Luo ran away and went downstairs to see if the children were sleeping well.

Actually speaking, Xie Zheng didn't dare to be serious, the timing was not right, if the old Tian Luoer saw something was wrong in the near future, then his hope of entering Tian's house would be even more bleak, so he He chooses not to mess around with Tian Luo and do whatever he should.

In the warm little hall, the children slept very well, but the dogs slept even better. They said that the tent with all kinds of expectations was prepared for people, but when Dawang saw it, he had twinkling thoughts After that, he urged the big girl to occupy the whole body together.

The four older children didn't have any objections, anyway, the tent couldn't accommodate them all, so it would be more atmospheric to find sleep around a toy campfire with a sleeping bag each, so it's settled, lie down one after another, and then say a few whispers, Waiting for sweet dreams to disturb you.

Tian Luo returned to the bedroom with peace of mind, Xie Zheng followed closely, and the two of them were immersed in the beauty of harmony by coincidence.

On the contrary, there are some people who are troubled by disharmony and unpleasantness, which one?

Xiang Da had a cold face. In the name of the small bottle cap, Ma Yi used endless methods to squeeze him. For example, there was a position in the kitchen where the daily health care products he ate were placed, but now they are being replaced by others. It was full of milk-flavored calcium tablets with small caps on it.

In addition, Ma Yi also piled up all his belongings at the door of his room, clearly declaring war, I can't drive you away, but it doesn't affect that I can confine you in this home Somewhere in the corner exudes an unwelcome atmosphere.

Even the little bottle cap is still like a fart, Ma Yi goes wherever he goes, working like a dog, just to make things difficult for him, okay, fine, see you tomorrow morning!

Ma Yi's heart was gradually lost. Ignoring his provocation, Xiang Da calmly tidied up his personal belongings back to the room. Don’t blow your hair, are you holding back some bad ideas?” He smiled relievedly, turned around to pick up something, and said, “Forget it, you are also a fool, how would you understand, come on, tie a small bell for you , Walk around with a little movement, and don't let him accidentally step on you in the future is the first thing to do."

There was an extra noise on my body, and the little bottle cap was a bit uncomfortable at first, so I raised one of my hind legs to scratch the red rope tied around my neck with a small bell, wow, isn’t it uncomfortable, then Be at peace with the situation, sit leisurely and sell the fool...

Seeing this, Ma Yi patted Xiao Ping Gai'er's head lightly, and said with a smile, "Even criminals are so cute."

I don't quite understand the small bottle cap of the master silver in the cloud:...

Early the next morning, Xiang Da came to pick up his younger sister and younger brother in person. He didn't come alone, he also accompanied the small bottle cap, but the way he brought the small bottle cap, hehehe!

Seeing that Xiang Da, who was wearing a sexy and stylish black windbreaker, carried the small bottle cap on his chest with a pink leopard-print pet carrying bag, Xie Zheng had no choice but to say: "How can you still be gay?" a little?"

Xiang Da did not lose ground, and Xie Zheng, who was trying to braid Tian Tian, ​​said, "Can you be a little bit more motherly?"

And then I heard Xiao Chen put in the stitches in time: "When you meet, you quarrel, I said, can you two adults be a little more childish?"

Tian Luo smiled, also surprised, and asked Xiang Da, "Ma Yi didn't come?"

Xiang Da said freely: "I locked the house."

Including Xie Zheng, everyone was skeptical about this, thinking that Xiang Da was joking, so they changed the conversation to other topics.

But in fact, as soon as he opened his eyes, Ma Yi found that his right hand and the bedside railing were firmly tied together by a fake handcuff, and he couldn't even cry. He took the little bottle cap away, leaving him alone at home in a sad mess, dammit! ! !