The screenwriter of the great god of snails

On the way to Luo Ge's house, Ma Yizheng was furious, thinking that someone was to blame for going out to grind, otherwise he would have been lucky enough to miss this big traffic jam.

Sitting on the co-pilot, Xiang Da Youzai said: "Are you going to fight me again?" He explained kindly, "It's not impossible, just to remind you that the current time and place are quite special..."

Ma Yi didn't want to talk to Xiang Da, but he was also curious about what Xiang Da had to say.

Sure enough, Xiang Da gave him a super surprised answer and said: "So those who don't know see the punches and kicks here and think that we two are shameless in public."

After shaking the steering wheel tightly in his hands, Ma Yi smiled and said, "Don't worry, once I move my hands, I will definitely let others understand that I really want to beat you."

Xiang Da asked shamelessly: "Then where do you plan to take pictures on my body? I consciously washed it beforehand and waited for you!"

Ma Yi's black line, he was convinced, and said in a daze: "When you say such obscene words, please don't use a serious face, I will be even more unbearable and want to make you lose your father-in-law tomorrow morning!"

Xiang Da said lightly: "It is only in front of you that I can say such indecent words without any burden." He added: "I don't understand why."

Ma Yigang wanted to scold "a dog can't spit out ivory!", but he also realized the reason why Xiang Da made such a far-fetched joke, and followed Xiang Da's gaze to look into a certain car diagonally ahead, saying that the deputy The lady in the driver seemed to have been picking up the dropped things and hadn't picked up the things for a long time. She was shocked, "How dare you..."

Live eroticism, the live version, made him a little thirsty, so just ignore it, come on, the vivid picture has been imprinted in his mind arbitrarily, and it is estimated that the most unsuitable level is used for children. The bath towels were not even clean, and what was even more depressing was that there was Xiang Dalai by his side to accompany him to enjoy, it was extremely embarrassing and uncomfortable!

On the contrary, Xiang Da enjoys Ma Yi's uneasiness with peace of mind.

Noticing that Xiang Da was staring at an incredible part of his body, Ma Yi said indignantly, "If you look at it again, you will be blinded."

Xiang Da didn't know how to restrain himself: "Why didn't you respond?" Asked: "Or did you solve it too much when you took a shower in the morning?"

Ma Yi said solemnly: "Hey, pay attention to the scale of words, I am not without temper at all."

This is enough for Xiang Da, but the corners of his mouth are still slightly upturned, and he just likes to see Ma Yi's little expression that he thinks can be very arrogant.

To sum up, the two of them were stereotyped to be late, but someone arrived early, who, Gu Mo!

Didn’t the Gu family give Tiantian an auspicious silver collar? Later, Xie Zheng gave back the Arowana that he exchanged for the famous car to Gu Mo’s father. The Xie family has contacted more, but the real purpose remains to be seen.

Gu Mo, come to be a guest, not empty-handed, but carry two pieces of tofu with you, and just use a simple plastic bag to carry it, so carelessly, fortunately, it didn't smash into pieces...

Tian Luo is not surprised by Gu Mo's strange behavior style, but how to eat this tofu, since he has to wait for Ma Yi and Mr. Xiang for a while, let's try an appetizer.

Cut the tofu into pieces, put cornstarch on it, deep-fry in the oil pan until crispy, then take it out; melt the butter, add the seasoning, then add the fried tofu, stir-fry to taste; when it’s time to cook, add the sweet Instant oatmeal, stir well, and you're done!

It smells delicious, and Tian Luo himself is very satisfied with his size. He just watched it on TV by chance, but he didn't expect to succeed after trying it. Then invite everyone to come and try it together.

Gu Mo was full of praise, and said to Brother Xiaozheng: "Your family is really wasting money to hire a cook. If you have Teacher Tian, ​​you will have everything."

Xie Zhengdao: "That's right, our cook has already stated his position, and he plans to work part-time as a gardener when the spring comes."

Gu Mo said: "I think it's better for him to work part-time in other positions. You see, this commoner Clivia from the morning market in your family, under the gentle care of Teacher Tian, ​​has such an outstanding blessing in peace." He exaggeratedly regretted: "Unlike my grandfather who pursued high-grade and precious flowers all his life but kept nothing alive, the Clivia that he bought for a big price at the end of last month was sold the night before this month, hey, if that pot of flowers is still alive If it is alive, it is probably a little worse than this potted flower in your family..."

I finally understood the real purpose of Gu Mo's visit here today, saying that Grandpa Gu's beloved Hua'er died, so Old Gu urged Xiao Gu to abduct the Hua'er from his friend's house to honor the old man, with all kinds of good intentions.

Xie Zheng said to Gu Mo very understandingly: "Next time, just say what you want, don't be so polite."

Gu Mo replied: "There is no need to be euphemistic and polite, and there is no need to be thick-skinned."

Xie Zheng wanted to say that you don't have a thin skin now, but Tian Luo has already generously helped Gu Mo move the flowers out, so he didn't bother to tease Gu Mo anymore.

Gu Mo, who got his wish, had a big appetite in a bright mood, stuffed a large piece of oatmeal tofu into his mouth, and chewed sassyly.

Xiang Chen, who was at the side, also enjoyed eating to his heart's content, but he was still concerned about when his brother Xiang Da would arrive, so he called and asked.

After Xiangda finished answering the phone, Ma Yi said, "Your brother?" But he was still staring at a certain car with good eyesight, and he was still in admiration of that buddy's strength.

Xiang Da casually said, "Yes." He also didn't waste his precious eyesight elsewhere, guessing: "Tsk tsk tsk, that man must have taken medicine, or that woman's ventriloquism is too bad."

Ma Yi said contemptuously: "You understand quite well."

Xiang Da patted Ma Yi's shoulder sympathetically.

Ma Yi was vigilant and asked, "What are you asking about me again?" Xiang Da's silent answer was too much like a sample of knowing some embarrassing things about him.

Although minding is unavoidable, as a sensible adult, Xiang Da is not too stingy. Ma Yi has had intimate relationships with someone before. Under the guidance of the theory that knowing yourself and the enemy can win all battles, he will of course investigate in order to pursue Ma Yi. Ma Yi's past, so some things are naturally learned by the way.

Ma Yiheren has been to first base and also to second base, but as far as he knows, he has never dropped to third base, and all of them have ended in misfortune. It seems that Ma Yi's first girlfriend was Ma Yi in college. The school girl, the two finally progressed to the point of opening a room, who knew that just after the door was closed for a while, the school girl was sent directly to the hospital because of acute appendicitis, and the next thing was even more funny, Ma Yi, as an exchange student When I went to Europe to study abroad, I met my second girlfriend. She was a blonde and blue-eyed foreign girl. I heard that there was a special atmosphere of red wine and sexy underwear that day. I didn’t want Ma Yi to throw her on the bed excitedly. Unfortunately, the bag of salt water in the bag was crushed, and was sent directly to the hospital. The last one was Ma Yi's legendary fiancée, who followed Ma Yi into the bed naked, but was suddenly given to the hospital. Ma Yi took an injection, and when Ma Yi fainted, he took his lover who had been waiting downstairs for a long time and eloped away...

Ma Yi didn't have to doubt anymore, Xiang Da was absolutely capable of investigating him, and said, "You can have fun if you want, but don't laugh so provocatively, can you?"

Xiang Da smiled and said, "Since, to a certain extent, you and I are similarly innocent, so it's hard for me not to be unhappy."

After thinking for a while, Ma Yi broke the jar and felt sorry for himself, saying: "The school girl, who had symptoms before, was more anxious than a man and didn't take it seriously, and she made a fool of herself in the end. With that German beauty, if you have breast implants, you can get breast augmentation, find a regular place to fake it, isn't it embarrassing and embarrassing?"

Xiang Da said: "Why don't you see that you have a problem with your fiancée?"

Ma Yidao: "At that time my brother had just passed away, but my father and my mother still had time to arrange for me to meet my fiancée, who seemed to me from heaven. I just didn't know the truth before and after my brother's death. I followed their arrangement without asking any questions. The little girl is not very beautiful, she is a little short and thin, but Wen Wen is pleasing to the eye when people look at her quietly. After a few simple touches, I I think it is not impossible to marry a woman with such a peaceful temperament. Later, she suggested that she go on a trip with me to help me cope with the pain of losing my brother. I really did not doubt her kindness at all. One of the steps in plotting to elope with her sweetheart. However, before she left, she sincerely chatted with me who was dazed by the effects of the medicine. She thought that my parents and her parents were the same The same kind of person, the marriage is only for fame and fortune, and they don't care about the true intentions of the two people who are going to marry, but soon after she found that I was more pitiful than her, at least she can still realize where the tragedy of her life is, so she advised me not to Foolishly muddled, a person who can’t live without self in this life is tantamount to living in vain, even if it is controlled by the hands of biological parents who seem to be planning for their children all the time. After wishing me and her to find true happiness, she I left, and then I lost consciousness."

Xiang Da said: "The process of your awakening is quite tortuous and bizarre."

Ma Yidao: "It's still in the next step that I fully wake up. After such an embarrassing incident, my father and my mother don't care about my feelings at all, but are even more chasing after each other. How will the other party compensate? Seriously. When I actually saw my father and my mother happily accepting a box of money from each other, I suddenly knew to reflect, and the questions were out of control, so it didn't take long for me to find out that I was How much brother's life was exchanged by them, and you will know the rest..."

Laughing at myself that I was really lonely for a long time to talk to Xiang Daxu so seriously, regaining my self-esteem and said forcefully: "By the way, whether I am innocent or not is my business, whether you are innocent or not is my business? "

Xiang Da said: "You don't care, then I will report to you the sex scene I had with so-and-so. Anyway, there is plenty of time now to make it clear."

Ma Yi scolded: "Go away, who cares, you are a pervert, listen to you, why don't I find a movie and watch it myself, which handsome boy in it is not more attractive than you!"

Xiang Da said: "Yo, so you really watched it, didn't you feel disgusted?"

Ma Yidao: "The most disgusting one hangs around me all day long, you can tell me who else is disgusting." A trace of remorse slipped through his heart. Although this was a joke, it was still a little too much...

But Xiang Da said nonchalantly: "At least I can still disgust you, which proves that I am not insignificant to you, so I am satisfied at this stage."

Feeling gross, Ma Yi couldn't get used to it, so he quickly took out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet and said, "Hey, I'll pay the fare, you can take a taxi there by yourself, I won't go all the way with you, it's better to wait for dinner After that, we will never see each other again."

Xiang Da said: "Think beautifully!" But the money still has to be occupied.

Ma Yidao: "If you don't agree, you take the ticket away and return it!" He made a gesture of grabbing if Xiang Da didn't give it to him.

But seeing that the car was finally able to move forward, the two stopped fighting, but they both caught a glimpse of the movement in a certain car that seemed to have not stopped. .

Xiang Da is from the bottom of his heart to take the initiative to imagine what he and Ma Yi are, regardless of who he is serving whom, and cherish this secret sense of comfort.

However, Ma Yi passively hooked himself and Xiang Da in his imagination, and almost shook his head off, but he still couldn't get rid of the hateful picture.

Seeing Ma Yi, Xiang Da couldn't stop shaking his head, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Ma Yidao: "I remember that you are not such an extroverted person who doesn't even care about etiquette, justice, and shame?"

Xiang Dali said bluntly: "I've known Mr. Xie Zheng for a long time, and if I didn't pay attention, I was taken away."

Ma Yidao: "Then you are really unlucky. You once wanted to rob Brother Luo with Xie Dong. You said that if you were brought down earlier, you might be able to become a strong competitor."

Xiang Da said: "It was only when I met you, a fat man, that I truly realized that, just like what Xie Zheng said at the time, even without him, Tian Luo and I would not be able to make it. As the saying goes, a pot goes with a lid."

Ma Yidao: "You are not finished, are you? You always say that I am not easy to resist. Please understand me, a normal human being. The psychological endurance is OK. Besides, what kind of pot are you and what am I?" Gail, who told you that we can match condoms, don't match up."

Xiang Dazi had a point, "Why can't a donkey and a horse have an affair, otherwise, where did the mule come from? Let's argue if you don't agree!"

Ma Yi, who was shocked by this nonsensical nonsense, said: ...