The screenwriter of the great god of snails

If you want to say that Lanzi lives in this powerful place for child support, it is really not called a confinement center, but a mother and baby club that is more domineering in all aspects, that is, the business they run is not only for postpartum care, There are all kinds of things like prenatal consultation or pregnancy care, and next door is the country's leading authoritative maternal and child health hospital, plus other items related to mothers and babies, the whole organization can be called It's a spectacular money-absorbing family!

In the parking lot, Ma Yi, who got out of the car first, stared at the big sign of the Maternity and Infant Health Hospital not far away, and sighed thrillingly amidst a terrible memory that he couldn't stop even if he wanted to.

Tian Luo asked puzzledly: "What's wrong?"

Ma Yi asked rhetorically, "When you were young, did you ever ask your parents such childish questions as where did you come from?"

Tian Luo said: "No, things related to my mother can easily make my father sad, so even if I am curious, I will endure it." It was strange what Ma Yi wanted to say, because Ma Yi's expression was very conflicted.

At this time, Li Tudi, who came over after parking the car, answered, "I asked, but my father and mother would bluff me and say that I grew out of the ground." Yi said, "What about you?"

Ma Yi lowered his head heavily, calmed down his emotions, and said: "At that time, my brother and I were not in elementary school, and one day when we came home from kindergarten, I just asked casually, but the next day I was so eager for quick success and instant benefits that I wanted to let me go. The parents who inherited the mantle with my brother used their working relationship to take me and my brother to watch the delivery of pregnant women, and watch the natural birth and the caesarean section each.”

Tian Luo and Li Tutu were completely shocked. Parents who educate their young children so fiercely are really...

Walking forward, Ma Yi said with emotion: "So sometimes I think, maybe that was the beginning of my brother being so scared that he can only have feelings for men."

Remembering what Xie Zheng told him in private about Mr. Xiang's interest in Ma Yi, Tian Luo couldn't help asking: "Aren't you scared?" Therefore, he also had a certain resistance to women, and then to men. It's not that much resistance anymore, otherwise, the chances of Mr. Xiang's success in getting what he wants doesn't seem to be very high at first glance.

Ma Yidao: "Different from my precocious brother, I was just a kid who didn't understand anything at the time. It was also because I didn't understand anything that I didn't know how to be afraid. Calculate it more seriously. Since I was born , my brother learned to walk before me, my brother learned to speak before me, and when he was a little older, my brother learned to read and write before me. In the end, it was my brother who woke up before me. Rebelling against the puppet's pathetic life of being subject to crazy parents, in short, my brother can easily get ahead of me in everything, in fact, it's okay, because there is no rule that twins have to be in sync all the time, but our abominable parents use this Abnormally urging us to compete with each other desperately, in the name of promoting our excellent growth beyond our peers, I don't care that my brother and I will be distorted and infected with an abnormal sense of hostility, as if my brother and I If you can't become the offspring who can give them face, you shouldn't be born in this world..." Realizing that he had turned the atmosphere into a dignified inadvertently, he smiled remedially and said: "Brother Tu, I believe that you and your siblings must She will be a good father and mother!"

Li Tui also smoothed the field and said: "Of course!" At least he and Lanzi will not impose their wishes on the children, otherwise it is no different from abuse. Ma who grew up under such unreasonable pressure Xin and Ma Yi have to say that they are pitiful, the listener is sad and the hearer shed tears is not enough to express sympathy for these two little brothers.

Tian Luo also changed the subject to ease the atmosphere and said, "Hey, brother, are the brothers and sisters still thinking about having a son?"

Ma Yi then asked: "Can the fetus tell the gender of a man and woman now?"

Li Tutu said: "It's still a bit early, it's best to let nature take its course, but to be honest, I like girls more, and I only said three points later to make Lanzi agree with me."

Tian Luo and Ma Yi listened attentively.

After entering the building and waiting for the elevator, Li Tutu continued: "I first asked Lanzi to look at the national housing price trend chart, and said, my son will marry a wife when he grows up, and it is very likely that our old couple will As soon as my son has paid off his mortgage, he has to help the young couple build a nest, and the bowl of water must be leveled. In the situation like ours, I am afraid that a gang will have to help four. When the house price in those years, Even if our old couple sold all their kidneys, they still couldn’t make enough money. Then Lanzi became nervous after listening to it. Then I pointed to the popular blind date show that Lanzi liked to watch on TV and asked Lanzi, “Is there a baby?” Should a son be picked on by female guests, or should a daughter be picked on by male guests? Hehe, Lanzi’s answer can be imagined. In the end, I mentioned to Lanzi again that after giving birth to a son, she will become a mother-in-law one day. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is the most troublesome, no, after Lanzi figured it out, she resolutely admitted that it is better to have a daughter." After he finished speaking, the elevator arrived and boarded.

Ma Yi convinced: "Brother Tudi is really eloquent. Well, if you have this magical ability, you should use it selflessly, don't you? Do me a favor."

Li Tutu patted his chest and said, "No problem, tell me, what can I do for you?"

Ma Yidao: "The tie that Brother Luo gave me was snatched by Mr. Xiang, how about you help me get it back?"

This is an impossible task. The elevator on the arrival floor just opened, so Li Tutu flashed out quickly and went straight to the VIP suite where his wife was. The smoke dissipated until Mo'er was gone.

The fooled Ma Yi's black thread stayed where he was:...

After entering the room, Tian Luo and Ma Yi first gave Lan Zi the gifts they brought before they were seated.

Lanzi's eyes turned red, and she was moved. Although her man didn't say much, how could she not know that she and her children could receive such good care? First of all, she must thank the two brothers in front of her. She has to spend a lot of money on the ins and outs of pregnancy insurance for her belly. Without help, no matter how capable her own man is, she can't afford her more extravagant pregnancy enjoyment than the empress in the ancient palace!

Li Tutu comforted Lanzi to sit down, and said with Tian Luo and Ma Yi in a silly way: "Are you pregnant, you are easily agitated, forgive me, haha!"

Lanzi smiled through tears, but she still didn't sit down, and wanted to pour water to entertain the two guests herself.

How dare Tian Luo and Ma Yi bother the big belly woman.

But Li Tutu didn't stop his daughter-in-law, saying: "It's good to move more, but in a month or two, I won't be able to move as much as I want."

Tian Luo and Ma Yi looked at Lanzi's belly after hearing the words, um, sure enough there are four babies living in it, it's much bigger than the belly of a normal pregnant woman of the same month, but Lanzi is very healthy, I don't see any swollen hands and feet, and Bai Pang'er looks quite good.

Ma Yi said to the couple: "You are lucky, the chance of conceiving quadruplets naturally is as small as one in hundreds of thousands." Then he congratulated Lanzi and said: "Your condition is quite good, brother and sister. Don’t look at me as a surgeon before, but during my internship, I had a lot of contact with the obstetrics and gynecology department, and some pregnant women started to make all kinds of troubles from the moment they found out they were pregnant.”

Lanzi raised her hand to touch her stomach, and said with a sweet smile exuding the radiance of motherhood: "Actually, I don't have any special feelings."

Li Tutu proudly praised Lanzi and said: "What else can my wife say, there are almost no such bad pregnancy reactions, and it will save my husband from getting old." Feeling a little hot, he got up and put on his coat I took it off and put it aside, I didn't want to wait for a small circle of flesh to protrude from the waist and abdomen when I sat down again.

Ma Yi was excited, because he finally found a chance to fight back, and teased: "Oh, who made fun of me on the way here?" He looked happily at Li Tutu's fat body who didn't know when he was lying on his upper body in a low-key manner. Son.

Li Tutu said helplessly: "There are a lot of supplements sent to Lanzi by relatives and friends, but the better the products, the shorter the shelf life. Once the bowls and jars are opened, Lanzi can't finish them for a while, and my parents eat them again." I'm not used to it, but it's shameful to waste it, well, I have to clean it up in the end." He took a sharp breath and wanted to take back his belly, and then said: "This is the price of diligence and thrift." Sophistry: "However, this matter can also be understood in this way. Pregnancy is the same as pregnancy. After a long time, it will always be seen by others. I just use this way that is easy to be misunderstood to condense the abstract. The talent in the soul is embodied in the appearance."

Ma Yi, who was stunned for a while, came back to his senses, patted his watermelon belly, and said with a smile: "I like this impeccable explanation. My talent is far greater than yours."

Lanzi was amused and giggled.

Li Tutu hurriedly supported his wife's belly, and said in a playful way: "Smile more steadily, and be careful that the babies inside are dizzy from being shaken."

Lanzi couldn't stop laughing after listening to these serious worrying words: ...

Tian Luo watched with a smile, thinking that if he fell in love with a man, he probably wouldn't have the opportunity to experience such a way of getting along between husband and wife, but he didn't mind, it turned out that certain moods would naturally rise at special times, For example, right now, I really want to tell Xie Zheng that happiness is very simple, it is enough to have you by my side in this life!