The screenwriter of the great god of snails

Gu Dangjia and his son looked at the menu together and discussed what to order.

Tian Luo asked Xie Zheng with his eyes: Can the check still be used after being folded like that by the father and son?

Xie Zheng also replied through his eyes: I underestimated the Gu family, even if they were burned to ashes, they can still take out the money.

A small theater flashed in Tian Luo's mind as the screenwriter was emotional, saying that the two father and son took the check to the bank, and the staff in the bank said that there was something wrong with the check, so they should go back and reopen it. The two father and son negotiated with him to no avail. After taking out the talisman and making a pose, the robber said, "If you don't give us the money immediately, we will curse your eight generations of ancestors... If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down...

Tian Luo snapped back to his senses, stunned, how did he design such an inconspicuous plot, and found that Xie was looking at him with a smile.

Xie Zheng blew a kiss to Tian Luo: What am I thinking about, your expression is so cute!

Tian Luo: ...

After holding up the menu high enough to cover his face, Gu Dangjia asked his son, "The two of them are always so inattentive to make eye contact in public?"

Gu Mo, who also covered his face with the menu, said: "I have seen people who are more shameless than this, so if I fail in my studies, you will know who to ask to settle the score, right?"

Xie Zheng and Tian Luo who can hear everything at all: ...

Gu Dangjia put down the menu as if nothing happened, and asked the two of them, "What should we drink?"

Gu Mo said first: "I want to drink Erguotou Red Bull. Trendy people drink it that way. I heard it tastes like Chivas Regal."

Gu Dangjia said: "Look at how unrefined your drinking method is, why don't you try an out-of-print Coke that has been preserved for decades, and you will definitely choke on the recoil and cover your face with your hands and cry bitterly."

Tian Luoping calmly suppressed the urge to replay the little theater about the father and son in his heart.

Xie Zheng also stopped his tendency to laugh and said: "Tian Luo and I still don't drink."

Gu Dangjia disagreed and said: "No, eating noodles without drinking is not a good friend, so let's be less white." He called the waiter and said: "Please have a bottle of Moutai 53 degrees 50 years."

The waiter said with a stiff smile on his face, "I'm sorry, no." Gu Dang's is a regular customer, and he can order something that makes the shop headache every time. It's no wonder that the noodle restaurant has such expensive wine!

Gu Dang said: "I knew you didn't, here, take my VIP card and go to the specialty store on the next street to pick up a bottle." He also instructed: "Hurry up and come back!"

After taking over the task, the waiter left with a dazed expression...

Just now, in order to take out the Moutai VIP card that was placed in the bottom of his pocket, Gu Dangjia also freed up a lot of things and put them on the dining table in front of him. Tian Luo was dumbfounded and incredible, it was hard not to think about it. Gu Dangjia's pockets are unfathomably comparable to Doraemon's four-dimensional treasure bag. Let's talk about the banknote detector. It's not a mini model that is easy to carry around. Isn't it too heavy?

Gu Dangjia noticed Tian Luo's gaze while he was taking things back one by one, and suddenly showed off his TV direct sales style with great interest, and introduced it to Tian Luo: "When you first saw this banknote detector , you will be dumbfounded, oh my god, there is such a comprehensive currency detector, and it only costs 190 yuan, yes, you can buy this smart currency detector for 190 yuan, it is very cost-effective. , you can’t miss it when you pass by, quickly pick up the phone in your hand and call our order hotline..."

"Noodles are ready~" The waiter who arrived at the end greeted at the door of the private room.

So Gu Dangjia stopped being nervous, but in the blink of an eye, he took on his elders again and sat waiting to eat noodles. When the noodles came to the table, he first smelled the noodles like smelling tea, and then stretched out two fingers He said to the waiter, "Please give me two more cloves of garlic."

Even though Gu Mo has been his father's son for more than [-] years, but when it's time to die, he still has no time to delay, so there is no need to talk about Xie Zheng and Tian Luo who have hit the black thread like a rainstorm pear blossom needle.

However, Tian Luo also heard some nonsense. It turned out that the banknote detector also has a certain function to test the quality of jadeite, but Gu Dangjia hadn't mentioned it in detail, so he asked for advice again.

Gu Dangjia finished smoking a stick of noodles, smiled, and was happy to chat with Tian Luo, "There has been a long history of fraud in the trading of rough jadeite and finished products, and the techniques are also varied. Let's just talk about this finished product, and divide it into ABC goods. The banknote machine is not [-]% accurate, but you can roughly tell if it is a good one by injecting glue or other methods..." Finally, a young man was willing to listen to his chatter, so he chattered happily stand up.

Tian Luo listened with gusto, Gu Mo just concentrated on eating noodles, while Xie Zheng turned on his phone to watch the video of Dawang and Da Niuzi's training in the morning, the excellent performance of the two dogs made him very beautiful!

At this time, Da Wang and Da Niuzi, who were in the pet school, had already returned to the room to rest, lazily basking in the sun by the window, and were waiting for Assistant Fang to pick them up and go home.

What is Fang Han doing? A sacred ceremony is in progress, initiated by Ma Yi.

The last time Da Niuzi was abducted by Xie Dong like that, Ma Yi felt empty for several days afterwards, this time he parted from Da Pao, he said that he had to hold a handover ceremony to commemorate everything, anyone who has intersected with Da Pao Call everyone, let’s give Cannon a treat together, although the time spent together with Cannon is not very long, and the loyal Cannon does not have the aura of the big girl, that is, the former Jennifer, but the crying child has milk to eat Well, so everyone's love for cannons is quite profound.

After taking a bath, Cannon was cleaning the last time in the pet school before being adopted, so he was extra careful, so there was a little delay. He was also in a hurry, rushing to head to Principal Ma and his soon-to-be new owner Mr. Fang, and rushed to the destination without anyone's guidance.

Long-haired dogs are more elegant than short-haired dogs when they run. Look at the running cannon, especially after taking a bath, the hair is smoother and shiny, which makes the viewers greedy to grab it. After a while, it sat in front of Principal Ma, and turned its head to look at Mr. Fang.

Ma Yi touched Cannon's head, picked up the collar prepared in advance and put it on Cannon's neck, and then solemnly handed the traction connected with the collar to Fang Han's hands. At this time, other people came over and said to Cannon The last two words of reluctantly saying goodbye should be goodbye.

Finally, Ma Yi asked Fang Han, "Is everything satisfactory?"

Very satisfied, but Fang Han realized that the key point of what Ma Yi wanted to say was the next sentence.

Ma Yidao: "Since you are satisfied, why don't you treat me to a big meal as a thank-you gift?" He pretended to be a ruffian and said, "It's not that I don't care about human feelings. If you don't answer my principal correctly and make you feel comfortable, you still get it." Don't walk like a dog."

Fang Han smiled and said, "No problem." He took out his mobile phone and said, "First take a photo with Da Pao."

Da Pao sat down very cooperatively, but he also felt a little resentful in his heart, so I was worth the price of a meal, so Xiao Fang, you must invite Principal Ma to eat more expensive, otherwise it will appear that Ben Wang's worth is very cheap, ah , look at the camera, eggplant!

In Zhenggang, Fang Chu and Qiu Liang received a message while eating lunch together. They took out their mobile phone to look at it. It was a photo sent by their younger brother. The subject was—Sister, this is your eldest nephew!

Qiu Liang took the mobile phone that Fang Chu handed him, looked at it, laughed hahaha, and said, it seems that we must hurry up and prepare some delicious big bones for our eldest nephew as lucky money!

Fang Chu: ...

As for the best food, drink, and stinky things for Da Pao, Ma Yi is telling Fang Han, "I think Da Wang and Da Niuzi eat pretty good food. I suggest you ask Brother Luo how he arranged it. Thank you Dong for giving Da Pao The stainless steel 360-degree active oxygen fountain automatic water dispenser that Wang and Da Niuzi ordered abroad is also very good..." Shun Shun Da Pao's back hair continued: "We have a lot of cats and dogs here, so no matter how good life is You are well-off, Assistant Fang, you are not short of money, why don't you pamper the cannon more, hehe, in fact, the dog is a bit stupid, once it recognizes you, it will not dislike you for good or bad, even if you put It beats down, and when it can get up, it will return to you obediently..." Yi patted himself on the mouth and said, "Look what I'm talking about, can the cannon be wronged by you? Anyway, I What do you want to say, there are always times when life is not as you wish, in case it is inconvenient for you to continue to take care of Da Pao, Assistant Fang, then please return Da Pao to me..."

Ma Yi's words are simple and come from the bottom of his heart.

Fang Han said: "I will keep my word, don't worry."

Cannon lazily raised his hind legs and scratched his ears. The two of them had been chattering for a long time. Who still remembered that this dog, who ate three meals a day, didn't use his lunch today?

Fang Han remembered and asked, "Why is the cannon called the cannon?"

Ma Yizhen knew, but he didn't say anything, but motioned Fang Han to look at Da Pao's giant little brother.

Fang Han fainted. He didn't expect the name of the cannon to have an obscene meaning. He was about to change the name of the cannon, but after a while, the ammunition depot of the cannon was all sterilized. Call it a cannon. The dog's self-esteem once again took out his mobile phone and took a solo photo of Cannon.

And this photo was received by more people, Xie Zheng and Tian Luo were among them.

Therefore, Gu Dangjia also saw clearly what the two of them were wearing when they picked up the mobile phone.

At the end of lunch, the Gu family could not really pay the bill, so Tian Luo ran downstairs to pay first.

Gu Dangjia then said to Xie Zheng: "The rings of both of you are very particular."

The rings of Xie Zheng and Tian Luo are simple but not simple. For example, the design also refers to numerology and the like. There are not only one gemstones on it, but they are not big. What caught the attention of Gu Dangjia is the little blue stone on the far side. , transformed from the ashes, thus realizing the purpose of making the dearest people truly "immortal".

Gu Dangjia asked again: "Does Tian Luo know, does your mother know?"

Xie Zhengdao: "Of course, we have made an agreement with Tian Luo. It is also my mother's intention to scatter the rest of my mother's ashes into the sea together." Thank you Gu Mo for helping to spread the word.

Gu Dangjia nodded in praise, turned his face and said to his son: "Look at your brother Zheng, even if mom is dead, he can still find a way to keep mom by his side as a filial piety, and then take a look at you and go home early It’s so hard to reunite with your loved ones in the new year!”

Gu Mo was furious, why did this topic come here again?

Gu Dang's family went all out, and the three boys went back to the antique city in the afternoon to continue shopping. He followed, and then followed them all the way back to Xie Zheng and Tian Luo's home. Yes, it means that they plan to take their son back today, isn't it? Because I heard that there is braised pork in the evening, I came here to satisfy my hunger.

Da Wang and Da Niuzi have never seen the Gu Dangjia before, so they can enter the house if they want to, but they will go through the trial first.

Gu Dangjia yelled: "Wow, what a strong dog!" He raised his hands high in a gesture of surrender.

Even the flowers and plants in the house that are honestly used as bonsai are: ...

Fang Han is also here. When he sees Mr. Gu, he comes over to say hello.

Master Gu patted Fang Han on the shoulder and said, "Oh, long time no see, Xiao Fang, have you grown so big?"

Fang Han, who had just invited the Gu family to comfort him half a month ago: ...

Dawang and Da Niuzi took a step back at the same time and looked at Gu Dangjia again. What is the origin of this person who can force our iceberg-faced Assistant Fang out of a state of smirking? ? ?