The screenwriter of the great god of snails

If Boss Shang wants to raise a dog, what kind of dog will he raise? Xie Zheng and Tian Luo have talked about this question, and they agree that Castro is the most likely, because Castro's temperament is like Brother Liang, when it's time to be a gentleman Gentleman, mighty when it is time to be mighty, gorgeous and noble appearance, loyal and protective character, anyway, no one would have thought that Boss Shang's pet dog would be a pug who is so fat that you can talk about it.

It was a while ago, when Boss Shang and Liang Hao had just returned to China, they went to the pet club to check their accounts on time and went to visit Ma Pangpang. By chance, the pet school held a pet adoption meeting, so the two decided to go for a stroll.

Even though Boss Shang has retired, he is still domineering, intimidating those pets who are so cute and begging for pets that they don't dare to calm down recklessly in an instant.

Boss Shang was also depressed that he and the animals didn't have the same aura. He thought he had raised ferocious beasts back then, but those tigers turned into big cats one after another when they saw him. How boring!

At this moment, a fat pug walked towards Boss Shang unhurriedly, seeing that Boss Shang was a little excited with anticipation, but the pug passed by Boss Shang defiantly and then looked for a place to pull it up. It's shit, and after pulling it, I dig it up and bury it, so I don't care who gets a layer of dust on the shoe uppers of whoever is in the way.

Ma Yi was worried that once Boss Shang got angry, he would not give death to this bold little stupid dog, but Boss Shang happily hugged him, and the little stupid dog heartlessly slapped him in Boss Shang's arms The son snored and fell asleep, feeling that Boss Shang was uncomfortable in the hug, and dared to arch in disgust.

Afterwards, Wali became Boss Shang’s pet dog, not to mention his attitude of disdain for birds was also liked by Boss Shang very much. As for why he named it Wali, the innocent big eyes are the same as the size of the little robot that A Liang likes. There is a fight in the eyes.

No, after Xie Zheng and Tian Luo discovered the existence of Wali, Boss Shang picked out a piece of meat from the plate and asked Wali to come and eat it, but Wali blinked his eyes and looked at it but didn't mean to move. In the end, it had to be Boss Shang delivered it to him personally, but the piece of meat was a little too small, so Wali got stuck in the creases of his face, looking down and trying to squeeze the meat out with his mouth twisted. Immediately make fun of it.

How can Xie Zheng and Tian Luo concentrate on eating such a special puppy, and go back to watch after eating quickly, but if they say they are handsome or shabby, the old dog can just sit in front of the court and watch the falling flowers Continue to look at the blue sky outside the window.

Xie Zhengqi said: "Damn, what are you so proud of? Your tail is twisted into two circles and sticking to your butt like poop. You're so ugly!"

Wall-E suddenly pouted with his nose, does it make people feel that this response seems to be in line with the sneer and the grass-mud horse? ? ?

Xie Zheng: ...

Boss Shang laughed so hard that he couldn't hold his breath, and said to Tian Luo: "Don't make trouble with Ah Zheng, Xiao Tiantian, how about going for a walk with me?" He told A Liang, "Don't forget the time Play the show for Wally when I'm a child."

Xie Zheng was wondering about playing the show for the dog, but after a while he was speechless. Brother Liang took out an old-fashioned radio and a stack of tapes that are rare nowadays.

Wali immediately became lively, ran over hummingly and stood by the radio, waiting for Liang Hao to play the tape.

Liang Hao explained: "WALL-E likes to listen to cross talk in this playback mode, especially Liu Baorui's stand-up comedy."

Sure enough, from the beginning of "Official Fighting", Wall-E wagged his tail happily and listened with gusto.

Xie Zheng: ...

Tian Luo walked with Boss Shang in the yard, Boss Shang didn't speak, and he didn't know what to say first, but since they were all people with dogs at home, it was easy to find a topic, and asked, "Well, Wa How strong is it?"

Shang Lao Dao: "Two or three years old, the original owner regretted it after neutering Wali, and then abandoned it in the pet hospital."

Tian Luo remembered, Ma Yi said that he often came in and out of the business boss's place recently, probably to help take care of Wali, ah, the scenery here is more and more beautiful.

Boss Shang finally said, "There is one thing I think you should know."

Tian Luo listened attentively.

Shang Laodao: "Your brother Liang once had a half-brother, but at that time your brother Liang and I were in a very difficult situation, and we didn't save him in time. Your brother Liang and I regret it for the rest of our lives." It is enough to completely give up that kind of life so that A Liang can once again have relatives whose blood is thicker than water. Tian Luo is a transparent person who will understand what he wants to say.

Tian Luo smiled and said: "I think of a time when I was a child, I fought with someone. I cried and called his brother here before the other party fought. His brother is not as old as us, but he is strong and strong. When I have nothing to do I had to hide in the tree, and I was thinking at that time, it would be great if I also had a brother, and now my wish has come true, so I will cherish it."

Having said that, Boss Shang felt relieved for A Liang, and said with a smile: "He is just guarding under the tree like that, so how did you get away in the end?"

Tian Luo was proud of his cleverness at the time and said: "They not only guarded, but also threw stones at me. In a fit of anger, I threw the fur that climbed on the tree at them."

Boss Shang asked puzzledly, "Uh, what is a Maolazi?"

Tian Luo explained: "It's a caterpillar that stings people."

Boss Shang died laughing, "It must have scared them away, right?"

Tian Luo felt that the other party was really disappointed and said: "It's okay to say that they were just scared away. They were scared and ran away."

Boss Shang recalled that A Liang was not afraid of bugs when he was a child, which is interesting.

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When the two returned indoors, Liang Hao and Xie Zheng had already watched TV, and Wali went to take a nap in a warm place with sunshine after listening to two episodes of stand-up comedy.

Boss Shang said loudly: "Xiao Tiantian, don't make any noise, I'll show you some fun." He tiptoed to Wali's side and said, "It's delicious."

Then Wall-E's ears moved, and his eyes closed and he clicked his mouth.

Tian Luo couldn't help laughing, the silly little thing is so cute.

Boss Shang used his fingers to draw Wali's back fur in the shape of matts, appreciating his own work and saying: "You are so upright!"

Tian Luo had some thoughts but expressed it in his heart. The power of pets should not be underestimated, they can infect people like Boss Shang with the "second disease".

Wally was disturbed, looked at Boss Shang twice, and suddenly lay on his side.

Boss Shang took the order to give Wali a massage with ease.

No matter how emotional Tian Luo is, the power of pets is really amazing. It seems that Shang Boss, who went to catch up with Zidi, has also successfully joined the dog slave clan.

However, what Tian Luo saw was the next thing, after Wali enjoyed being massaged on one part, he took the initiative to turn over and show him the other parts he wanted to be massaged by Boss Shang. What if Boss Shang didn’t massage well? Wall-E can also use its tail to point at the target, whether it has its own navigation system, if you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, Xie Zheng, who is just as dumbfounded as Tian Luo, can testify!

Xie Zheng said to Boss Shang and Brother Liang, "This guy is so flamboyant, why didn't you film it?" He remembered the big and small things about his Dawang and Da Niuzi very clearly.

Boss Shang wondered: "Wali in our family has a very strong sense of anti-gossip." He signaled A Liang to practice for Ah Zheng and Xiao Tiantian.

As soon as Liang Hao lifted the phone up, Wali dodged left and right to find Diermao. Boss Shang wanted to hold it down, but he struggled in various ways.

Thank you Zhenghe Tianluo.

After bullying the dog for a while, Boss Shang suggested playing mahjong, and Liang Hao agreed after thinking about it.

But knowing that Boss Shang and Brother Liang are both masters, and also knowing that Xiaotian Luoer would be too embarrassed to win money from Boss Shang and Brother Liang, Xie Zhengdao said it was unhealthy to play mahjong and said something different.

In fact, Tian Luo is fine, as long as he does not miss the fashion awards, because it is a live broadcast, so there will be behind-the-scenes interviews in advance in the evening, and he cares about the friends he knows who participated in the event, and the relevant information is also important for his screenwriting work helpful.

Boss Shang certainly has a good idea, let’s play the puzzle game layer by layer, take wood from the lower layer and stack it on the upper layer, I love the feeling of drawing salary from the bottom of the pot.

The four of them discussed about splitting up a team, but Boss Shang said that he would not be with A Liang, because the winning party can make an offer while the losing party cannot refuse, which means that if Boss Shang wins, he can I tried the super vigorous sex position that A Liang had been refusing to agree to because he was afraid that his waist would not be able to bear it.

God also knows that those who have evil intentions should be divided into a team. In other words, Liang Hao and Tian Luo, a pair of upright brothers, will join forces to resist the big obscene demons of each family after drawing lots.

But it didn't take long for Tian Luo to find out that his comrade-in-arms was actually not very good, because Boss Shang was a little flamboyant︱Brother Liang would have a tendency to be distracted if he tried to seduce him. Yes, I'll take off my clothes!

The little snail suddenly showed its tender belly, Xie Zheng shook his hands when he was excited, and the building blocks fell down, he and Boss Shang lost.

Boss Shang beat Xie Zheng hard, and scolded: "What kind of rubbish you are!" Why can't you resist the temptation like your own Ah Liang!

Liang Hao nodded in relief and praised Tian Luo: "Brother, you are the best."

This is the first time Brother Liang called himself a brother. Tian Luo smiled, looked at Xie Zheng and said, "Thank you for your cooperation."

Xie Zheng: ...