The screenwriter of the great god of snails

In the early morning, Da Wang was fined to lean against the wall, no need for sympathy, it was purely self-inflicted, this is an explanation from a big girl who still has delicious molars to chew on.

The night before yesterday, Tian Luo bought a big Totoro pillow from the Totoro Cafe and bought it back. It was just right for Mr. Xie who always loves to be lazy and watch TV on the sofa, because the previous bone-shaped pillow was torn to pieces by Da Wang. I couldn't make it up, so I had no choice but to throw it away.

Xie Zheng is happy, he likes everything Tian Luo buys him, he is reluctant to put it on the cabinet and prepares to watch it for a few days, but he never expected that when he woke up the next day, he would find that the doll had been disembowelled and died in the By the side of the big girl's den.

Da Wang has been biting things for a while, so Xie Zheng and Tian Luo can only criticize a few words, but this time Da Wang made a mistake in slandering the innocent big girl with the cotton hanging from the corner of his mouth. The charge of vandalism is petty, and the bad qualities of dishonesty are not good.

Dawang yelled twice from time to time while standing, but even if he wanted to quibble, his confidence was a bit lacking. Seeing that he was yelling for a long time, no one paid any attention to it, and got angry, and he directly faced the wall without changing his posture. Er took a splash of urine.

Xie Zheng, who was in the video, was scolded angrily because Dawang's small sample of being punished and still not convinced was very funny: "Damn bastard, you wait, the evidence is convincing, and I will post it on the Internet in a while to find a bunch." People are coming to criticize you!"

Tian Luo, who was going to get the deodorizing disinfectant to clean the wall, knew that Mr. Xie was actually worried about Dawang.

Da Wang's status in the gaming world has declined slightly, perhaps because he has grown up so the cute attribute is not as lethal as when he was a child. In this regard, he can't fight to distribute the cute panda national treasure wantonly all his life.

Xie Zheng was dissatisfied. The day before yesterday, a young red panda took up the page because it gained two catties of meat. Yesterday, a chubby giant panda grabbed the headlines because it stole a corn. In his opinion, such trivial matters It's completely unreasonable to be so beautiful, but I also have a clever plan in my heart, "Dawang, big girl, come here!"

Tian Luo had to stop writing the cat and dog story as soon as he started. Mr. Xie likes to go crazy with the two dogs, and the two dogs also like to go crazy with Mr. Xie, so it doesn’t matter, but the dog snacks as rewards should also It's about the same amount, you can't walk Dawang and Da Niuzi on the road to fat paper so carelessly, it's not good for your health!

Xie Zheng nodded with the two dogs after listening to the persuasion: "Yes, it would be terrible if you two become like Ma Yi!"

Tian Luo: ...

Ma Yi, who was so busy in the pet club that he had just had breakfast, was shot and sneezed while lying down, and then a rice grain full of momentum hit Xiang Da's face who was sitting opposite him.

Now Ma Yi, who is familiar with Mr. Xiang's temper, raised his leg and wanted to slip, but one of them didn't slip well and bumped into the corner of the table that seldom paid attention to, "Oh my god, this waist hurts me!"

Seeing that Ma Yi was fine, Xiang Da felt relieved, and said with a smile, "Do you still have a waist when you're so fat?"

Ma Yi didn't run away this time, but deliberately cleared his throat, pouted as if holding a mouthful of phlegm, and wanted to spit at Xiang Da, who was obsessed with cleanliness.

Xiang Da was really disgusted and left.

Ma Yi laughed, but he remembered the daily horoscope subscription on his mobile phone that reminded him that he would not only have a bloody disaster but also be in danger of losing money today. Damn, it can’t be true, right?

For Xie Zheng and Tian Luo, the difference between raising a female dog and raising a male dog is probably the same as the difference between raising a daughter and raising a son, that is, dressing up a son is definitely not as fun as dressing up a daughter.

Xie Zheng was so excited that he took out the mosquito net and used it as a wedding dress for the big girl. It was just a child's play. This is just a few flowers from the rhododendron that Tian Luo bought not long ago, as long as the temperature is high enough to not sleep in winter, Then put it on the big girl's ears beautifully, all kinds of innocent and enchanting, very good, very good, find the right angle, and take a picture!

So far, the "Dawang Forum" has officially changed its name to "The Happy Life of Wang Gewang's Sister-in-Law", that is, the English titles on the pedigree certificates are also added under the names of Dawang and Da Niuzi in the title, "Blade&Rose" in floral style, blade This combination of tough guy and soft girl with Rose has won thousands of fans.

Someone asked, where did Brother Wang and Mrs. Wang met? Xie just answered in a good mood before realizing that he was equivalent to advertising for Ma Yi’s pet club for free. There is still a way, call Fatty Ma and ask for sky-high publicity fees!

In depression, he realized that Ma Yi, who was spending money here today, opened the door and found that Mr. Xiang had returned. not open? ? ?

Mr. Xie, who was like a bandit, called to rob money. Tian Luo and Dou were studying how to continue to rectify the page. Fortunately, he was hugging him. The happy life of the second brother and the second sister-in-law is not bad at all.

Later, netizens chatted and laughed, and some people mentioned the news about the cat and dog hero guarding the park, and then there were people who said that they had seen stray dogs accidentally eat the nails that the rotten people deliberately dropped. The meat was aspic and died in pain on the street, and immediately the big guys commented on it a lot. When a heavy-hearted dog owner reposted a certain video, Tian Luo and Xie Zheng were also heartbroken.

A news column focuses on the spontaneous formation of folk customs in a certain place. Is litchi and dog meat a celebration of the summer solstice, or a crime on the tip of the tongue? The fate of dogs is like this, and what is the fate of cats? At the human table, not to mention some abuse just to keep some pervert amused.

No matter how big the companion animals are, they have to look up when they look at humans, but they don’t think it’s humble, because they have an initial affection for humans, but humans hurt their friends who can’t speak for various reasons You guys, it's unforgettably painful...

The company suddenly needed Xie Dong for an urgent matter, so Tian Luo sent a text message to Assistant Fang when Mr. Xie went back to his room to change clothes, and kindly reminded that Mr. Xie went out because of a bad mood, so don’t let him go out. Anyone who is not careful will become the unlucky guy who is used by Mr. Xie to vent his anger!

So Fang Han praised Mr. Tian in his heart as a peerless good man, and then he was so angry that he saw that he wanted to find fault with Erke, who walked over to vent his anger, and thought when he opened the door, I don't know what kind of person Xie Dong was in his previous life. It is because of the merits of saving a few galaxies that I got Mr. Tian to be my companion...

Sitting back in front of the computer again, Tian Luo's heart was still writhing. The cat and dog story that had just begun was deleted and rewritten, because he was going to change the tone of the writing. It was more penetrating to use the goodness of animals to contrast the badness of human beings. Go deep into the center and decide on the topic - "Meow · Journey · Wang", and then, write and write!

The owner moved, and the cat and dog were abandoned. The stubborn white dog wanted to wait for the owner to come back with the yellow cat in the ruins, but after a period of time, the missing figure still did not appear. The rational yellow cat and the white dog are not as good They set out to look for it, so the yellow cat and the white dog embarked on a journey. The knowledge and experience along the way grew too much understanding, but they didn't expect to find out that they had already passed away because of their dependence on each other when they finally found their master. That abandoned winter...

Linghao original, exclusive to Qianqian novels.

It was noon when Gu Mo arrived, and he was still carrying a large piece of pork belly. The family specially sent someone to give it to him, saying that he was afraid that he would not eat well when he was alone, but Gu Mo was not moved at all, because he knew The purpose of sending raw meat at home is to say that he can't take care of himself well, because he won't cook it for himself if he has meat, but he just doesn't want to go back and continue to be the young master who doesn't have to worry about anything, but he really wants to eat meat That's it, so I came to the good man Sanshi to help me cook.

After Tian Luo invited Gu Mo to come in, he asked Gu Mo to sit down and wait for a while, because after writing the short story of Thousand Characters, he talked with the special responsible Dou about the dog blog. The image that comes out is really not in line with Da Niuzi's dignified personality. Although the click-through rate of the dynamic picture that uses a feather duster to help Da Niuzi change into a grid in a second is extremely high, but the helplessness in Da Niuzi's eyes is obviously good. It’s okay to dress up like a royal and match with a big girl, but Mr. Xie took off the red paper blessing on the big apple as a decorative trademark, licked his saliva, and then slapped Dawang on the forehead, and he became stupid in a second Boy, is this going to let the two dogs follow the route of Bai Fumei and poor diaosi?

After finishing contact with Dou, Tian Luo asked Gu Mo how he wanted to eat this meat, but he explained in advance that there were only a few cooking methods he knew.

Gu Mo swallowed greedily and said, "Let's braise the pork in brown sauce, all are done, if you can't eat it, feed it to the dog."

Da Wang and Da Niuzi suddenly doubled their enthusiasm for Gu Mo.

Tian Luo smiled and called Mr. Xie to inform Mr. Xie that he was going to cook braised pork tonight. If Mr. Xie couldn't come back on time, he could leave a bowl in advance.

Putting down the phone, Xie Zheng's mood of being disturbed by the scum who abused cats, dogs, and animals was healed, because he remembered that as long as there is a small snail by his side, even hell will be like heaven!

The author has something to say: The first draft of this chapter was held back for a long time before it was written, because the more I wrote it, the more sad it became, and I dared not post it when it was finally finished, for fear that everyone would be abused like Linghao at that time I was in a bad mood, so I decided to delete the rewrite point and wait until today to post it. As for whether it is right or wrong, everyone can see for themselves. When Agou first arrived home last year, Linghao accidentally saw the Chengdu TV station "Truth 30" "Yulin's 'Dog Meat Festival', A Sin on the Tip of the Tongue?", I panicked and burst into tears, so the image of Dawang had to appear solemnly in the outline of the article that was being prepared at that time Of course, everyone can have their own opinions on the same thing, so Linghao never dares to judge others from the commanding heights of morality without reason, but just wants to say that it is not easy to be a human being, and it is not easy to be an animal , if you can't be kind, please don't kill me...

PS: If you want to ask what Agou from Linghao’s family looks like, please see the avatar in Linghao’s column. Many of the interesting things that happened to Dawang in the article are based on the daily life of Agou and Agou’s friends. Two, only more two, every day is to create two beyond self...