The screenwriter of the great god of snails

On the way home with Dawang, Tian Luo received a call from Xie Zheng, "Are you there?"

Xie Zhengdao: "Well, what are you doing?"

Tian Luo said: "Walk the dog."

Xie Zhengdao: "Why so early?"

Tian Luo said: "Dawang is a little noisy."

Xie Zheng said narcissistically: "The bastard misses me." Then he said stickily: "Do you miss me?"

Tian Luo looked at his watch and said with a smile: "It's been less than eight hours since we separated, how could you start thinking so quickly?"

Xie Zhengdao: "I miss you, but you miss me, then I will get angry, tell me a joke and apologize!"

Tian Luo casually told Xie Zheng something, "Three nurses described how they teased the doctor, the first said that they stuffed cotton wool into the doctor's stethoscope, and the second said that they put it in the doctor's drawer." The condoms were all punctured, and the third passed out after hearing that."

Didn’t you listen to the nurse gossip about the patient in the elevator of the hospital before you donated later? On the way to send Luo Ge home, Li Tudi picked up such a joke and said it to Luo Ge to relieve his boredom. Now it is used by Tian Luo and Xie Zheng chatted about homework.

After laughing, Xie Zheng said regretfully: "The scent of your underpants safety charm is still a bit weak, and I smelled almost the same on the way here."

Tian Luo: ...

Xie Zheng's lower limit has reached a new low. Tian Luo's underwear must be used as a safety talisman, and the original flavor must be put in a ziplock bag. The reason is to prevent the smell from being lost and take it out when you want to smell it. It smells convenient, but this is not over yet, in case the ziplock bag is not tight enough, he will find a portable refrigerator for a second layer of preservation.

Tian Luo didn't let him mess around, he had his own reason, "This is the source of the smell, if you don't keep it in your pocket, what should you do if you can't find your way home!"

Tian Luo, who couldn't snatch back his underwear, said: "If you lose it, I'll post a dog-finding revelation." It was a bad joke, because Xie Zheng then realistically performed on him how a male dog is in heat, But also to mobilize the atmosphere to imitate a few dog barks.

Da Wang downstairs woke up from his sleep when he heard it, and became worried. When Xie was a man, he would fight with Tian Luo's master all day long. If he could become a dog, it would invade his position in Tian Luo's heart even more. Is it, yes, I raised my neck, aww~

Tian Luo pushed Xie Zheng away and said, "Why did Dawang howl like a wolf?" Anxious, lonely, and still insecure, I have to go downstairs to take a look and comfort him.

Aha, Da Wang wagged his tail happily, Master Tian Luo really came downstairs, but why does Master Tian Luo smell of Xie Hooligan all over his body, Xie Hooligan also smells of Master Tian Luo, Well, Xie Rogue stared at him so angrily, it must be because he was jealous of his bel canto, woof, hehe, come one more, woohoo~

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Outside the door of a lounge in the presidential suite of a certain international hotel, the bodyguard and Assistant Fang asked for instructions: "He's here."

Fang Han said: "Let's wait." Xie Dong is talking on the phone with Mr. Tian, ​​and it's not a situation that can be interrupted casually.

The bodyguard added: "He came with Young Master Xie."

Fang Han hesitated a little, but said: "Then please wait with Mr. Xie." Because even if Mr. Xie was not on the phone with Mr. Tian, ​​Mr. Xie would deliberately hang Mr. Xie for a while, which is a habit.

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After walking around for a while and returning, Tian Luo helped Da Wang clean his paws, and then went back to the door of the room where Xie Zheng's mother's ashes were placed, in a daze. I gave Xie Zheng a home. Even though there was no father at home, the roof never collapsed. I took off my clothes again and again in front of a man I didn’t love to support this home. I don’t remember when I came to the computer. , an emotion welled up from my heart and flowed unstoppably into words.

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After putting down the phone and reminiscing about the beauty of the family for a while, Xie Zheng, who was in an enemy state, signaled Fang Han, "Let Xie Lin come in."

The Xie family is very rude, and Xie Zheng is not welcome when there is nothing to do. For example, two days ago, in the middle of the night, Xie Zheng was notified not to go back for Christmas. Xie Zheng went over to have a look, it's strange that Xie Zheng took care of them.

The Xie family is also very powerful. They used their connections to take a red-headed document to delay a project that was about to be completed in Xie Zheng's hands. He wouldn't give the Xie family face to sit down and have a talk. He originally planned to see the project supervisor first to ask about the situation in person, but since the person concerned came, there was nothing the project supervisor had to do.

After Fang Han invited someone in, he stood guard outside the door with other unrelated people.

Xie Lin didn't feel any displeasure because Xie Zheng made him wait for such a long time. This was what he had expected, so he sat down and said to Xie Zheng: "You are fat, either you are sick, or you are someone else."

Xie Zheng still couldn't understand what Xie Lin meant, and admitted generously: "There is someone, and the lucky star shines so fiercely that it has made me a lucky star." Seemingly concerned, he said: "You have reduced a lot. .” Alluding to Xie Linhuai’s star cover.

Clearance?Is this a word that the vulgar Xie Zheng would use?Xie Lin said again: "Your hair is much darker, is it dyed or is it because of the depravity of life that you don't care about business?"

Xie Zhengdao: "Because I was taken care of by others, I am in a good state of mind." Examining the situation, he said: "It's been a long time since I saw you, you see old people, there are too many things to worry about, it's better to speak directly to save time Hurry up and go home to take care of your health, don't be too young to outlive your father Xie Feng."

Xie Lin suppressed the fire and said: "You are not too young, should you get married?"

Xie Zhengdao: "You are getting older, shouldn't it be time for a divorce?"

Xie Lindao: "The Xie family has shown you a marriage that is well-matched."

Xie Zhengdao: "You might as well say that the Xie family is looking at a uterus that is in their own interests." He laughed and said, "I remember that I have already signed the legal document to sever ties with the Xie family."

Xie Lindao: "As long as your surname is Xie, we can still recognize you as Xie's family." Back then, it was grandma who refused to agree with Xie Zheng's name change, so it looks good now.

Xie Zhengdao: "That's it, it seems that I can't do without changing my name and surname now, please you still have to think of me, I'm sorry!"

Xie Lindao: "I don't want to be named Xie because I want to follow others' surname 'Tian'?"

Xie Zhengdao: "I have never liked to listen to you, but this sentence you said is very attractive."

Xie Lindao: "So you rejected the family's kindness?"

Xie Zhengdao: "I ruthlessly reject your family's kindness, but I never refuse my family's kindness."

Xie Lin tried for the last time, and threw the information of the woman the Xie family wanted to marry to Xie Zheng. Some did not believe that Xie Zheng would give up such a good marriage, "Grandma also thinks it is good."

Xie Zheng picked up the document with one hand and took out a pen with the other.

Xie Lin thought that Xie Zheng was interested and wanted to circle the key points on it.

Xie Zheng scribbled the faces on the photos into protruding ears, pig noses, black beards, and toad eyes. He handed it back to Xie Lin no matter what he handed it over. He threw it on the table and said, "When grandma was ill and confused last time, I also want to point you to the silver-backed daughter-in-law in the zoo, let alone, that female orangutan looks like a husband and wife with you, by the way, isn’t Xie Feng old and strong, anyway, your mother is too old to lay eggs, Let him marry and go home as the second wife, and it will be over." The most disgusting Xie Lin looks down on other people's face with a smile that is not a smile, and the best way to anger Xie Lin is to involve Xie Lin's mother, Dong Hua, who is also not a good person!

Xie Lin finally uttered the swear words specially used to curse Xie Zheng, but with an unpredictable smile in his eyes, "You, son of the bitch!"

Xie Zhengcai was not angry, but nodded in approval: "Well, it's the truth, my mother was a bitch when she was a bitch, otherwise she wouldn't have the chance to have sex with your father!"

Xie Lin held his breath and said, "Your sister-in-law is pregnant with a boy this time."

Xie Zhengdao: "There is another next generation of the Xie family who calls me the bastard uncle. I can't be happy if you notify me so formally." I probably guessed what Xie Lin was here for, and found him on behalf of the Xie family. Trouble is only one aspect of it.

Xie Linmo, this time he didn't just pass on the message for the Xie family, but also for his own plan. After a lot of trouble, he finally met with Xie Zheng. Of course, he didn't want to end any grudges, but just to make friends, but with the Xie family here, Xie Zheng is sure He wouldn't give him a good face, so if he wanted to abandon Xie's family and join Xie Zheng's line, then it would be better to give this favor directly to Xie Zheng than to give it to someone Xie Zheng cares about.

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As soon as Xie Lin left, Xie Zheng immediately contacted the boss of Shang. If the person Xie Lin mentioned really tried to betray the merchant, then Brother Liang's trip this time would be full of dangers.

Fang Han, who was also worried, asked Xie Dong and Young Master Xie's intention in puzzlement.

Xie Zhengdao: "Xie Feng dominates the dragon chair of the Xie family and will not abdicate for a long time. Xie Lin, the crown prince, is eager to ascend the throne. I am sure that my disinterest in the Xie family is not a threat, so I want to use my strength to help with internal and external troubles." With him seizing power, it is a good time for him to have a son." Thinking about the family relationship between old Tianluoer and Xiaotianluoer, Xie Feng and Xie Lin are really pitiful fathers and sons. Go, as long as grandma is safe, he told Fang Han, "Add more people to protect the old lady."