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Someone shouted, "Xiao Tiantian, where are you?"
Xie Zheng raised the shit in his hand to look a little higher, and asked Da Wang, "Damn it, what did your shit smell bring?"
☆, 79 Ling Hao
This large furniture city is owned by Huanyu. When Xie Zheng called and said hello to Xiang Da, Xiang Dazheng had hot pot with Boss Shang and Brother Liang, so after the hot pot, Boss Shang dragged Brother Liang over to join in the fun .
Xie Zheng asked directly: "Why are you here?" What an unexpected visitor!
Boss Shang smiled ambiguously, and said: "There are not half of the living people around here, all of them are cold furniture. What are you doing in the dark and blind, bringing Xiao Tiantian to this place? We are holding the banner of justice to prevent you from committing low-level crimes." Here comes the mistake!"
When Boss Shang said this, Tian Luo, whose childhood memories came to mind, suddenly felt that these furniture looked a bit like monsters of different shapes, and his sense of terror was growing...
Xie Zheng said to Tian Luo: "Don't listen to his nonsense, although I am eager to move towards you from time to time, I won't be in a rut regardless of the occasion and time, otherwise I wouldn't bring a bastard with me."
Tian Luo thought to himself that it would be better not to explain in such a plain language, as it would embarrass him and Dawang.
But Boss Shang said: "Bring the dog and you can show your innocence. Huh, if you want to commit a crime, you still let the dog look out for you, scum!"
Tian Luo looked at Xie Zheng with a smile: Forget it, you can't argue with Boss Shang.
Xie Zheng realized that Tian Luo didn't misunderstand anything, and asked, "Then why were you nervous just now?"
Choose a large sofa with a coffee table at will, and four people and one dog sit down to rest and chat.
Tian Luodao: "In the past, my father would come home late if he gave students evening classes. When I was young, my father was afraid that I would be alone at home, so he asked the fat aunt next door to let me live in her house with her son Xiaozhu. I want to be a companion in the house, but Brother Xiao Zhu has smelly feet and snores, so I would rather stay at home alone and wait for my father to come back. I said that my imagination was too rich when I was a child. The cabinet is actually a monster that waited for me to fall asleep and ate me." I couldn't help laughing, and I was so stupid as a child, "So when my father came back, he first put the cat in without leaving any gaps. Let me out of the quilt."
Xie Zheng patted Tian Luo's head and said: "It's so cute." Then he said: "I can also choose a set of furniture and send it to your father."
At this time, Boss Shang took out the thermos from the bag that had been hanging on Liang Ge's body just now, took out the cup and even some snacks.
Xie Zhengdao: "It turns out that you came here for a picnic with Brother Liang, M, your equipment is the one who came here in the middle of the night and didn't feel good about Brother Liang!"
Shang Lao Dao: "Can eating and drinking shut your mouth?"
Xie Zheng took the tea that Boss Shang personally poured for him and Tian Luo, and smiled.
At a picnic in a private city in the middle of the night, Tian Luo thought that he was not the one who did such unimaginable things before...
Shang Lao Dao: "Xiao Tiantian, you can choose as much as you want, and I will help you deal with what furniture you want for your father."
Tian Luo said with a smile: "Thank you, but no need, my father misses the old days."
Xie Zhengdao: "Is your father reluctant to spend money?"
Tian Luo said: "It's a long story again." Of course it's okay to talk to Xie Zheng, but I'm afraid of annoying the ears of Boss Shang and Brother Liang.
Boss Shang said with interest: "Tell me, you have to drink tea and talk at the tea party." Slightly glanced at A Liang beside him, and instructed Tian Luo: "And you have to talk carefully."
tea party?Picnic transformed?Tian Luo decided not to think too much about it. Boss Shang asked him to say it, but he didn't dare not to say it, and said: "Those old furniture were bought when my father and my mother got married. It was popular to make furniture in those days, what else?" 36 legs' and '72 legs' and so on, my mother said she didn't draw pictures of my father, and my father said that my mother should not be wronged, but at that time the country's supplies were tight, even if you had money, you might not be able to buy all the materials. My father said that he owed my mother first, and then he would pay it back one by one. However, there is one thing that is more lacking than supplies, that is, furniture drawings. My father said that if anyone had such a complete set of accurate drawings at that time The furniture drawings in the book are even more powerful than the martial arts people in the book who have a set of top martial arts cheats. Later, when the basic furniture such as the bed is complete, my father will get my mother a dressing table, and if he wants to get it, he will get my mother The best, and later, because he didn’t find any eye-catching drawings, he tried his best to design one for my mother. After the dressing table was made, people from all over the world came to visit. Later, I heard that it was fat My aunt said that my mother was shyer than a big girl that day."
Thinking of his dressing table that fell apart when he and A Liang were in love two days ago, Shang Lao said: "Show me the blueprint." He also asked A Liang to make it for himself, oh, the shirtless A Liang wore Sweat woodworking...
Tian Luo said: "I'm afraid not."
Boss Shang didn't force others, "Photos are fine too." Copying one is enough.
Tian Luo said embarrassedly: "Actually, my father burned them all."
Boss Shang's eyes widened, "What?" He took the tea and snacks in his hand and prepared to taste them while listening, "The reason must be explained in detail."
Tian Luo said: "I forgot how old I was. Anyway, I can remember, run, and talk. One morning, I heard the sound of wood chopping in the yard. When I went out, I saw that it was my father. Splitting furniture, I asked my father why, my father said that the furniture was moth-eaten and could not be used as firewood, I turned around and ran to the fat aunt's house to take care of the fat aunt who borrowed her big cock, fat aunt I asked me why I borrowed the rooster, and I said there were bugs at home and I borrowed the furniture to help my father catch the bugs. The fat aunt took a look in my yard and grabbed a handful of red dates for me to let me stay at her house. After sitting down for a while and going back, she said that the furniture that my father destroyed was my mother's favorite use during her lifetime. My father probably thought my mother was cruel, so she asked me not to disturb my father. I didn't quite understand it at the time What does the fat aunt mean? I was thinking about taking the red dates that the fat aunt gave me back for my father to eat, so I ran back when the fat aunt went out to find his man to do farm work together At home, I saw that my father was burning something again, so I foolishly helped my father burn it together, and asked my father if I could help him chop the tables, chairs, and large cabinets left in the yard. I remember my father looked at me very After a long time, he said that I was not as tall as an axe and told me to roll away and play, so I stuffed the red dates into my father's pocket and rolled away to play." Taking a sip of tea, Runrun Throat also suppressed emotions, and said: "One day when I grow up, my father told me that if I hadn't pestered him heartlessly when I was young, he wouldn't have left those few pieces of furniture as a memory. Think." Laughing at Shang Lao Dao: "So the things you like were burned to my mother by my father many years ago."
Boss Shang exaggeratedly twitched his nose in tears, "I understand." A trace of slyness flashed through his eyes and said, "How kind of you to have such a good father, my A Liang's mother also died early but never died. I have seen my father."
Xie Zhengdao: "Okay, do you still want to become a meeting of misery?" In a blink of an eye, he lay down on Tian Luo's body and said, "I am the most pitiful for my parents, and I really need Teacher Tian's comfort."
Tian Luo pushed Xie Zheng away with a palm, because recently Xie Zheng called him Teacher Tian and nothing serious would happen next.
Boss Shang laughed and said, "There are too many beds here, don't hold back, we seniors can still give you guidance."
Since meeting Xie Zheng, Tian Luo suffered from love headaches again today, but he also thought that Brother Liang was really a strange person, no matter how embarrassing words that came out of Boss Shang's mouth, Brother Liang They are all face-to-face...
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After the two parties broke up, they returned to their respective homes.
Shang Lao Dao, who personally lit cigarettes and delivered them: "Your mother told you about your biological father before she died. You don't look for it, because you think that once you find it, you will inherit your mother's sins, but now the opportunity comes by yourself. When it comes to you, what will you do?"
Liang Hao who took the cigarette but was not in the mood to smoke said, "I don't know."
Boss Shang leaned on humanity and said, "You just need to know that no matter what decision you make, I will support you."
……
This is a cargo ship that was headed to country M, and there were many stowaways hiding in the crowded cargo. However, after a sudden storm, the whole ship disappeared at sea. In the end, only one young woman miraculously Float to the destination and survive.
But when she was rescued, she still didn't know that she had the flesh and blood of her husband's family in her belly, because she had been worrying about life and death and the future in guilt since she got on the boat, so she didn't have time to care about the subtle changes in her body .
As for the guilt, it was because she stole the boat ticket money from her husband's family in exchange for the opportunity to escape with her family. He didn't hate his new husband, nor did he hate the scholarly family, but this kind of parental order. Even Yan's marriage couldn't make her fall in love.
The domestic environment is extremely harsh, and the prospects of my mother’s family are even less optimistic than those of my husband’s family, and my husband’s family can’t save themselves and can’t help my mother’s family. I cheated my husband’s family out of conscience, but I didn’t want my family to leave me, but in the end, I was the only one who survived. People are lonely in a foreign land, ironic retribution!
Time flies and the world changes. A dying woman called her eldest son to her bedside and told her the past that she had hidden all her life...
☆, 80 Ling Hao
It was late when Xie Zheng and Tian Luo arrived home, but they didn't intend to go to rest right away, but planned to look through the thick pile of furniture catalogs brought back from the furniture city together, as if they were interested in Building a nest together is something worth losing sleep over for two people.
After Tian Luo wiped Da Wang's muddy paws, he went back to the room to wash up, but just after he squeezed toothpaste on the toothbrush, an extra person appeared.
Xie Zheng, who was wearing a new set of split-style long pajamas, was holding another set in his hand. It was the same simple style with the same neat blue-gray background, but the surface was particularly special under the distribution of cartoon Dawang dog head patterns with various expressions. Showing humor, he smiled and said: "I just arrived today, I just remembered, you should wear this too."
Tian Luo changed it on the spot indifferently, and said: "The length is just right." Unlike other Wang Gongzi's peripheral products, it is specially customized...
Xie Zheng looked at himself and Xiaotian Luoer in the couple outfit in the mirror happily, and explained: "I raped you so many times a day, I don't know the size anymore."
Tian Luo said: "There are so many bathrooms in the house, do you have to wash together with me?"
Xie Zhengdao: "I still want to take a shit with you. Hey, I have seen a heart-shaped toilet that can be shared by couples. Well, I will order one someday." Putting down his toiletries, he wanted to touch Tian Luo's Butt, "Come on, let me measure your hips now, don't order a smaller one."
Tian Luo was brushing his teeth with a toothbrush cup in one hand and a toothbrush in the other. Although he couldn't spare his upper limbs to teach Xie Zheng a lesson, his lower limbs were free.
Xie Zheng, who had his foot trampled on, smiled and observed how Tian Luo carefully cleaned his oral hygiene, and said, "Didn't I buy you an electric toothbrush before?"
Tian Luo said: "If you are not used to it, neither am I." After brushing his teeth, wash his face.
Xie Zhengdao: "Where did you put it?" Since you finished washing yourself first, don't waste time.
After wiping his face, Tian Luo pointed to the cabinet next to him and said, "There."
Xie Zheng quickly inserted the handle end of the electric toothbrush into Tian Luo's trousers and pressed it against Tian Luo's lower abdomen, "Don't move around, I can't tell where to stab it if I don't pay attention. !"
Tian Luo was pressed tightly against the edge of the sink by Xie Zheng, and his mouth had been pried open by Xie Zheng's tongue, so he couldn't hide.
Xie Zheng lifted and pushed Tian Luo to sit on the sink facing him, and soon the electric toothbrush in his hand massaged to the edge of the jungle under Tian Luo's body. .
Tian Luo struggled and said, "Don't stop!"
Xie Zheng teasingly touched Tian Luo's protruding part with an electric toothbrush, "Hey, your body is so full of potential to be developed, how can I, a competent developer, stop it!" The situation is pressing against Tian Luo.
If this goes on, it will be endless, Tian Luo touched the toothbrushing cup that he didn't have time to pour just now, and made you mess around again, I'll pour it!
After half a glass of cold water flowed from the top of his head, Xie Zheng stopped his hands in frustration, but grabbed a towel and wiped his face but said: "Come on, give me a smile and thank you for letting me not deal with you."
Tian Luo stared.
Xie Zhengjian said: "Don't smile, I will give you a smile." Grinning, showing eight big white teeth.
Tian Luo Puchi was just happy, there was really nothing he could do with just such a person!
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The light at night tends to be lonely, which is obviously not the case in this villa. The soft cushions in the spacious corner of the living room are spread on the floor, and the two of them are sitting or lying down with occasional conversations, easily propping up the warmth like a stove in winter. The scene is alive, emotional and beautiful.
People don't sleep, so the dog doesn't sleep either, and Dawang sits beside him, waiting for those furniture catalogs eliminated by Tian Luo's master and Xie Hooligan to become its targets of tearing.
Xie Zhengxuan furniture prefers to look at the vivid pictures on the top of the catalog rather than the dry text information below, "Hey, what do you think of this solid wood sofa?" He handed over the furniture catalog in his hand.
Tian Luo took it over and took a look: "It's pretty good, but it's maintenance cost, and I'm afraid Dawang will eat it. If you like it, you might as well buy the cheap one first, and then change this after Dawang finishes changing his teeth."
Xie Zheng reached out to grab the dog's ears, "Do you think you are a big trouble?"
Da Wang stopped tearing the paper, raised his head and answered Xie Hooligan: "It's not a big trouble, Master Tian Luo said that I am a sweet burden, after answering, continue to tear the paper!"
Xie Zheng happily rubbed the dog's head and said, "Yes, our family's second-hand goods are not a big trouble, but a sweet burden!"
Da Wang jokingly bit Xie Hooligan's hand: I hate it, I can't say it directly, I'll be embarrassed!
Tian Luo looked at one person and one dog with a smile. Humans and animals can really communicate with each other. Committing two crimes together is really synchronous...
After a while, Xie Zheng took a fancy to a creative dining table with an irregular shape, "Buy this one, M's, it looks too scolding, ha ha."
Tian Luoxin said that she still wants to buy it because she looks so scolded. After looking at it carefully, she pointed to the detailed description under the picture and said, "Where are you going to put it after buying it in this size? It's definitely not suitable for a restaurant. Put it somewhere else." It becomes a decoration."
Xie Zhengdao: "Why don't you measure it?"
You can’t use a steel ruler of more than ten centimeters to measure such a size, but there is no such thing as a steel ruler of more than ten centimeters in the villa, so let alone a suitable tape measure, but don’t worry, because in the past when buying clothes for Dawang I gave a tape measure as a gift, so in the end, the two cooperated seamlessly and stretched out the tape measure to make the best use of everything.
Dawang: Hey, this long and slender horse is a magic horse. I jump, I bite, I run away...
Tian Luo and Xie Zheng were chasing after him, but Dawang quickly got under a certain cabinet and couldn't come out. Although the gap below was too small for it now, there was no room for turning over, and it was crowded, but the fun was still there. First of all, everything else can be ignored. The dog’s eyes are shining brightly at the person, as if to say: Wang Hehe, you can’t catch me this time, right?
Tian Luo's gentle call did not overwhelm Dawang's curiosity, who had been in close contact with a tape measure for the first time.
Xie Zheng turned around and brought over the large shoehorn, and asked, "Second guy, can you get out?"
Dawang couldn't come out, so he bit the measuring tape more carefully, as if Xie Hooligan didn't exist.
Xie Zheng put his shoehorn into the bottom of the cabinet for a while to sweep, and Da Wang, who was swept out after a few strokes, was grabbed by the back of the neck by Tian Luo, who cooperated with Xie Zheng tacitly.
The tape measure was saved. Although it became bumpy, it was still alive, but it was torn so that the yardage was inaccurate.
But after such a fuss, Xie Zheng was hungry and wanted to eat a big bowl of egg noodles.
Tian Luo said: "Eating at this time is not easy to digest." He took a yogurt and a small bread from the refrigerator and said, "Eat these pads."
Xie Zheng clicked his tongue and said, "Eating just such a small amount of food will only make you hungrier."
Tian Luo said: "Talk is better than nothing, you should also pay attention to your diet." Patted Xie Zheng's stomach and said: "When we first met you were slovenly, no matter whether the weather was hot or not, you always liked to be shirtless, think about it," said with a smile: "You The physique was much tighter then than it is now.”
Xie Zhengdao: "How is it possible!" He pinched his waist to see if he had really gained a lot of fat, and said with satisfaction, "Look, isn't this good!"
Tian Luo looked at the electronic scale that was specially bought for Da Wang to measure his weight by the kennel, and said, "Go up and weigh it?"
Xie Zheng also felt guilty, since all his friends said that he had gained weight, he hadn't dared to measure his weight, but now he was also curious about how much weight he had gained, so Tian Luo was not allowed to follow suit and stand on the scale.
Tian Luo smiled and watched as Xie Zheng threw the slippers first, then took off his clothes, and finally stared at the number displayed on the electronic scale at his feet even more angrily.
Xie Zhengdao: "A pure man has a lot of body hair to weigh his weight. After I shave the hair on my body, I will apply a layer of oil to see if you still have the leisure to think I am fat!" Quickly put on clothes to cover the slightly visible belly, wait When I looked back at Tian Luo, I found that Tian Luo's face was blushing, and he leaned over to hug Tian Luo with a smile and dawdled, "Are you imagining my smooth and shiny body?"
Tian Luo's face turned even redder. Xie Zheng found out after thinking about it. He coughed to make Xie Zheng calm down and said, "Do you want to eat noodles?"
Xie Zheng's hungry belch immediately came, "Eat!"
As soon as Da Wang heard the word "eat", he put down the scraps of paper under his paws and rushed over: What are you eating?Dawang wants to eat too!
So in the end, the two of them and the dog snored and ate egg noodles together in the middle of the night.
After eating, Xie Zheng touched his full abdomen and said, "It's time to get a decent set of indoor fitness equipment."
Tian Luo said: "Just kidding, you are so tall, it would be nice to add some weight."
Xie Zhengdao: "Then buy those specialized muscle training grounds. I want to turn the increased weight into solid pieces. By then, it will be stronger than Rambo in "First Blood". It will definitely make you fascinated!"
Tian Luo smiled and said, "You have no demands on me."
Xie Zheng immediately looked at Tian Luo excitedly, "Is that okay, can I ask for it?" He said as if a customer who had read the menu in the restaurant began to order: "Then I will ask for a personal fishing line first. Delicious and licky!"
Tian Luo: ...
☆, 81 Ling Hao
Drowsiness also comes after eating, but for the sake of health, people and dogs have to go for a walk to digest food before going to sleep. In fact, people are still secondary, mainly because Dawang is used to stretching after eating. Now If Da Wang is not allowed to stroll out the poo smoothly, then after Da Wang takes a nap and wants to ship the goods, maybe how disgustingly he will use the poo as an imaginary enemy to fight when no one is watching.
So the sleepy Dawang reluctantly followed the two of them around the house. After the stomach and intestines were cleaned up within 10 minutes, he immediately jumped to the nest and fell asleep.
Xie Zheng followed Tian Luo and continued walking while discussing matters related to fitness equipment.
Xie Zheng used to go to the gym to exercise, but later, because he wanted to stick to Tian Luo whenever he had time, he changed it to doing exercises at home. It's not that he didn't think about taking Tian Luo out together, but the sweaty Tian Luo is very good-looking. I don't want to show it to anyone else.
And Tian Luoren's simple exercise is also simple. It is enough to do radio gymnastics, skipping rope and the like. I like to use it very much.
Xie Zhengdao: "If I become a big fat man, will you still care about me?"
Tian Luo asked back: "Then what if I become a fat person?" Puffing up her cheeks, she purposely looked fat for Xie Zheng to see.
Xie Zheng thought about it first and then smiled, "That would be great, every pinch of your body is full of fluffy white flesh, sexy, just thinking about it makes me hard."
Tian Luo said: "You don't feel tired thinking about those things in your head all day long."
Xie Zhengdao: "I'm not tired, the more I think about it, the more energetic I am. Do you know why I worked so hard when we used a tape measure to measure the house just now?"
It's definitely not a good answer, Tian Luo said: "I don't want to know, so don't tell me." Cover your ears!
Xie Zheng had to say it out, "Fantasy, I'm a tailor, you're a model, I'm holding a tape measure to measure your alluring body as I like, until the end," pinched Tian Luo's chin and said: "Hmph, you are lying limply on the bed with only a tape measure wrapped around your body, and you are urging me to play with you further with a voice that can pinch water, hehehe." He took a deep breath.
Tian Luo patted Xie Zheng's hand away, and said, "Why do you always talk about things in the room?"
Xie Zhengdao: "Doesn't that mean I've always thought of you?"
Tian Luo changed the subject and said, "If you buy all the things you just mentioned, there won't be enough space in the house."
Xie Zhengdao: "Break down the walls and demolish the houses and put them down."
Tian Luo said: "Won't that destroy the overall structure of the building, and it will be dangerous if there is an earthquake or something."
Xie Zhengdao: "Then let's move to a bigger house."
Tian Luo: ...
Xie Zhengdao: "You can choose the city of country C. We can buy a house wherever you say, ah yes, we have to buy it not only at home, but also abroad. From now on, we can live wherever we want, one day at a time. Any place is fine, as long as you like it!"
Tian Luo didn't answer with the same ease and laughter, but said: "Don't plan too far."
Xie Zheng also got up seriously and said, "It's because you worry too much."
Tian Luo said: "No one can predict the future. Everything must be done in the best direction, but we must also prepare for the worst."
Xie Zheng said: "Why have you become so negative? I don't have any obstacles on my side. The only thing I worry about now is your father." This problem has always existed, but Xie Zheng didn't find a suitable opportunity to spread it out Chat with Tian Luo deeply.
Tian Luo said: "If I haven't fully realized it, I won't respond to you, so at present, even if my father objects, I won't give up on you." As for the perfect solution, I'm still thinking about it.
Xie Zhengdao: "Then what if your father forced you to break up with me?" That would definitely be the strongest trick used by the old snail to control the little snail.
Tian Luo suddenly smiled, "You and my dad have been together on the phone for so long, how can you still think that my dad is someone who would do such unprofessional things?"
Xie Zhengdao: "Then you take me back to your home for the New Year. If your father agrees, we will get married in two years. It is up to you to decide which country to register in."
Tian Luo calmly said: "It's okay to take you home during the Chinese New Year, but you can only go back with me as Xiao Xie. As for other things, I have to see my father's attitude first."
Xie Zhengdao: "I really want to have a legal relationship with you in bed now."
Tian Luo said: "If the relationship reaches that point, I can hang out with you in bed even if it is illegal." Turning back to the room, he said: "Sleep, good night."
After hearing about Xie Zhengmei, she asked again: "Aren't you going to sleep with me on the second floor?"
Tian Luo said: "I'm tired today, so I can't give you a chance to mess around."
Xie Zheng refused to let Tian Luo close the door and said, "I promise not to mess around, and I'm tired too, so I'll lie down next to you and sleep well in a while."
Tian Luo shook his head and said, "No, it's too easy for Tianlei to catch fire, even if you don't mess around, I'm easy to get distracted." The door was closed.
Xie Zheng was stunned for a moment, then slammed on the door vigorously, and shouted: "Hey, you can't leave such seductive words behind and close the door tightly. This is a violation, a violation!" Seeing that there was no movement for a long time, he didn't complain Instead, he leaned against Tian Luo's door and slowly slid down and sat on the floor, smiling dumbly, because even though there was a door separating him, he knew that he and Tian Luo were connected.
Therefore, Xie Zheng affirms that the appearance of Tian Luo is his own destiny; Tian Luo is included in every plan that is either seeking truth from facts or whimsical; the chairman Xie who used to do whatever he wants is now used to planning carefully with Tian Luo; Xie Zheng unconsciously Longing for the married life of the two always infects Tian Luo; Xie Zheng is willing to treat Tian Luo's family as his own family...
Da Wang who was woken up was staring at him, and after finding a comfortable angle to lie down again, before going to sleep, he sincerely sent a sentence to Xie Hooligan: I am losing my nerve again, there is really no way to save it!
Tian Luo listened to Xie Zheng walking away from the door before returning to his bed, and couldn't sleep even more. Words about marriage kept circling in his mind. Although Xie Zheng just said it casually, he knew that Xie Zheng was serious. .
Therefore, Tian Luo is very sure that Xie Zheng is the one who will grow old with him, because he is fascinated by Xie Zheng's eccentricities and will condone all Xie Zheng's bad habits. Imagine what life would be like without Xie Zheng, it seems that if there is no such a nonsense person around him, he will feel uneasy...
In short, the two met not too late and their fate is not shallow at all, and the relationship quickly warmed up to the point of discussing marriage so smoothly.
It is said that dogs like to sleep with their owners on the bed of their owners. Many people think that this bad habit develops very quickly. As long as the dog is allowed once, it will be difficult to drive the dog out next time. However, We are not talking about Dawang here.
After turning around for a while, Xie Zheng sneaked into Tian Luo's room again in the dark, and he still had to act like a thief, walking on tiptoes with his back hunched over like a mouse, with his mouth still Singing like a disciple, "I'm a big pervert, touch the beautiful man's bed, take it off and clean it, the sauce is stuffed again...".
Tian Luo didn't chase him away either, because he knew that he couldn't be chased away, so he simply made room for Xie Zheng from behind.
Xie Zhengdao: "Are you asleep?"
Tian Luo said, "Go to sleep too."
Xie Zheng said: "This bed is really narrow."
Tian Luo said: "Then you still come up."
Xie Zhengdao: "I mean this bed is just right and narrow enough for us to be close together."
Tian Luo said: "What else can you do besides being nasty?"
Xie Zhengdao: "I can still read a song, listen to it, little boy, sitting at the door, crying for a daughter-in-law, why do you want a daughter-in-law, light up the lights - talk, turn off the lights - sleep ! When you look at Geyao, do you mean the two of us?"
Tian Luo said: "Where did you learn it?"
Xie Zhengdao: "My mother read it to me when I was young. I asked my mother what a daughter-in-law is. My mother said that a daughter-in-law is someone who treats me well, so I asked my mother if she was my daughter-in-law. You said I was stupid. Not stupid?"
Tian Luo said: "Not stupid, because at that time, only your mother was good to you by your side. From now on, I will be good to you."
Xie Zhengdao: "I am also kind to you."
Tian Luo turned over and touched Xie Zheng's face, "Are you laughing?"
Xie Zhengdao: "Well, if you turn on the light now, you will find that I smile sweetly."
Tian Luo said: "Which big man would describe his smile as sweet?"
Xie Zheng said poorly, "Because I can be a little girl for you."
Tian Luo said: "I'm going to get tired of you."
Xie Zheng hehehe.
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Da Wang, who noticed something strange, was disturbed again, and looked up at the direction of Master Tian Luo's room: Hearts came out from the crack of the door, no, bark, they were all pink, they must be pink again. It's the good deed of Xie Hooligan, whoops, what kind of smell is coming out of this, it's so sweet that it's so turbulent that the dog will faint!
☆, 82 Ling Hao
As soon as the early morning arrived, Xie Zheng, who woke up first, began to feel happy again, flirting and flirting.
Tian Luo slowly opened his eyes and looked at Xie Zheng with a smile, "Morning." Getting ready to get up.
Xie Zheng pressed him down and kissed him deeply.
In Tian Luo's mouth, his tongue was wrapped up by Xie Zheng's tongue and swirled up and down, left and right, a little rough but also very pleasant, and he echoed softly and naturally.
Xie Zheng was having a good time and pattered his mouth, but he didn't let Tian Luo go because of this, licking the little snail's chin, licking the little snail's neck, licking the little snail's chest, oh hehe, licking the little snail's belly button ...
When Tian Luo raised his right leg and knee, he stopped Xie Zheng from continuing to indulge.
Xie Zheng grabbed Tian Luo's right ankle without retreating, and said, "I like this posture!"
Tian Luo was about to kick Xie Zheng, when the sound of scratching the door was heard, one didn't need to think to know who was uncomfortable.
Dawang: What are you going to do, you don't give me breakfast on time!
Xie Zheng, who still couldn't get enough of it, had no choice but to kiss the back of Xiao Tianluo'er's right foot lightly, ending the stickiness between himself and Xiao Tianluo'er, Yu Chen.
After tidying up, Tian Luo went to the kitchen to make breakfast.
Xie Zheng, who was waiting for the meal, took the opportunity to educate Da Wang, who was also waiting for the meal, and said, "If you scratch the door casually, I will beat you!"
Da Wang tilted his head and let out a dumbfounded sound to show he remembered.
But just as Xie Zheng turned around, he heard the sound of scratching the door behind him suddenly.
After the bluffing cuteness was withdrawn, Dawang, who had a dark belly and revenge, said: Damn, you dare to scare me, even if this dog doesn't eat, he will scratch the door to show you!
Xie was chasing, Dawang ran away, and Tian Luo scrambled the poached eggs.
Dawang took the initiative to express: Dawang doesn’t feel bad if he is confused, and he will leave it to Dawang to solve it. No matter how much Xie hooligan eats, he will never become a good person!
Xie Zheng poked the dog with his foot and said: "After eating your dog food, go to the side to lick the pussy, don't put it around the dining table and keep running around to obstruct people's eyes!"
Tian Luo: ...
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When it was time to go to work, Xie Zheng personally sent Tian Luo to the place and handed it over to Li Tudi before leaving. Of course, he had to give instructions to the two before leaving. Parents who sent their children to kindergarten on the first day would not be so careless.
While walking in, Li Tutu laughed and said to Brother Luo: "As a person who also has a wife, I understand Dong Xie's behavior of treating you like a treasure."
Tian Luo smiled and asked, "Is your brother and sister feeling better?"
Li Tutu said worriedly: "It's still the same, throwing up every morning, and she likes to eat chicken feet. She didn't even look at that stuff before."
Tian Luo said: "Is it okay for the younger siblings who are pregnant to drink milk powder?"
Li Tutu said: "Lanzi saw that it was full of foreign characters and was reluctant to drink it. She said she wanted to keep it for the child, so I reasoned with her and said that drinking it now is equivalent to giving it to the child in her belly, so she drank it in big gulps. Woke up, and said it was delicious." Asked: "Brother Luo, where did you buy it, I will buy it at my own expense after the Lanzi is finished drinking, I can't let you start spending money now."
Tian Luo said: "It was Mr. Xie who brought it back from abroad. You don't have to be polite, just tell me after drinking." He said with a smile: "If he said that I am the child's godfather, then he is the child's godmother."
Li Tutu said with emotion: "My child's face is really bigger than that of my father." Xie Dong bought people's hearts and bought them all on the Lai Festival. It's so fucking hard to guard against!
Xiaomi caught up, "Morning boss, morning teacher Luo!"
Li Tutu said: "Yo, I'm in a good mood!"
Xiaomi beamed and said, "It's a happy event. Ever since Director Qiu had an extra pipe in his hand, he hasn't said a word of viciousness. It's as miraculous as a baby who stops crying after holding a pacifier in his mouth." Although I feel that this description is accurate But he also offended Director Qiu, which was very bad, so he ran away first after laughing twice.
People can't change their appearance, but they can change their temperament. Who would have thought that the pipe that Xie Zheng and Tian Luo gave Qiu Liang as a birthday present would give Qiu Liang such a contemplative breath, even Fang Chu, who has always hated the smell of cigarettes, couldn't help it I took a few more glances at Qiu Liang, who became leisurely and slowly exuding wisdom. Even if Fang Han ridiculed that Qiu Liang's image was more humorous than Popeye with a pipe in his mouth, it could not shake Qiu Liangru's philosopher's charm in his eyes. , non-props, really amazing!
Qiu Liang said to Tian Luo: "Old Luo, there are still a few scenes left to end, but the aftertaste is endless." Decided also suggested: "You can make another movie with a normal length!"
Tian Luo said: "I will consider it." There is room for reservations in the answer, but I agreed
Xie Zheng raised the shit in his hand to look a little higher, and asked Da Wang, "Damn it, what did your shit smell bring?"
☆, 79 Ling Hao
This large furniture city is owned by Huanyu. When Xie Zheng called and said hello to Xiang Da, Xiang Dazheng had hot pot with Boss Shang and Brother Liang, so after the hot pot, Boss Shang dragged Brother Liang over to join in the fun .
Xie Zheng asked directly: "Why are you here?" What an unexpected visitor!
Boss Shang smiled ambiguously, and said: "There are not half of the living people around here, all of them are cold furniture. What are you doing in the dark and blind, bringing Xiao Tiantian to this place? We are holding the banner of justice to prevent you from committing low-level crimes." Here comes the mistake!"
When Boss Shang said this, Tian Luo, whose childhood memories came to mind, suddenly felt that these furniture looked a bit like monsters of different shapes, and his sense of terror was growing...
Xie Zheng said to Tian Luo: "Don't listen to his nonsense, although I am eager to move towards you from time to time, I won't be in a rut regardless of the occasion and time, otherwise I wouldn't bring a bastard with me."
Tian Luo thought to himself that it would be better not to explain in such a plain language, as it would embarrass him and Dawang.
But Boss Shang said: "Bring the dog and you can show your innocence. Huh, if you want to commit a crime, you still let the dog look out for you, scum!"
Tian Luo looked at Xie Zheng with a smile: Forget it, you can't argue with Boss Shang.
Xie Zheng realized that Tian Luo didn't misunderstand anything, and asked, "Then why were you nervous just now?"
Choose a large sofa with a coffee table at will, and four people and one dog sit down to rest and chat.
Tian Luodao: "In the past, my father would come home late if he gave students evening classes. When I was young, my father was afraid that I would be alone at home, so he asked the fat aunt next door to let me live in her house with her son Xiaozhu. I want to be a companion in the house, but Brother Xiao Zhu has smelly feet and snores, so I would rather stay at home alone and wait for my father to come back. I said that my imagination was too rich when I was a child. The cabinet is actually a monster that waited for me to fall asleep and ate me." I couldn't help laughing, and I was so stupid as a child, "So when my father came back, he first put the cat in without leaving any gaps. Let me out of the quilt."
Xie Zheng patted Tian Luo's head and said: "It's so cute." Then he said: "I can also choose a set of furniture and send it to your father."
At this time, Boss Shang took out the thermos from the bag that had been hanging on Liang Ge's body just now, took out the cup and even some snacks.
Xie Zhengdao: "It turns out that you came here for a picnic with Brother Liang, M, your equipment is the one who came here in the middle of the night and didn't feel good about Brother Liang!"
Shang Lao Dao: "Can eating and drinking shut your mouth?"
Xie Zheng took the tea that Boss Shang personally poured for him and Tian Luo, and smiled.
At a picnic in a private city in the middle of the night, Tian Luo thought that he was not the one who did such unimaginable things before...
Shang Lao Dao: "Xiao Tiantian, you can choose as much as you want, and I will help you deal with what furniture you want for your father."
Tian Luo said with a smile: "Thank you, but no need, my father misses the old days."
Xie Zhengdao: "Is your father reluctant to spend money?"
Tian Luo said: "It's a long story again." Of course it's okay to talk to Xie Zheng, but I'm afraid of annoying the ears of Boss Shang and Brother Liang.
Boss Shang said with interest: "Tell me, you have to drink tea and talk at the tea party." Slightly glanced at A Liang beside him, and instructed Tian Luo: "And you have to talk carefully."
tea party?Picnic transformed?Tian Luo decided not to think too much about it. Boss Shang asked him to say it, but he didn't dare not to say it, and said: "Those old furniture were bought when my father and my mother got married. It was popular to make furniture in those days, what else?" 36 legs' and '72 legs' and so on, my mother said she didn't draw pictures of my father, and my father said that my mother should not be wronged, but at that time the country's supplies were tight, even if you had money, you might not be able to buy all the materials. My father said that he owed my mother first, and then he would pay it back one by one. However, there is one thing that is more lacking than supplies, that is, furniture drawings. My father said that if anyone had such a complete set of accurate drawings at that time The furniture drawings in the book are even more powerful than the martial arts people in the book who have a set of top martial arts cheats. Later, when the basic furniture such as the bed is complete, my father will get my mother a dressing table, and if he wants to get it, he will get my mother The best, and later, because he didn’t find any eye-catching drawings, he tried his best to design one for my mother. After the dressing table was made, people from all over the world came to visit. Later, I heard that it was fat My aunt said that my mother was shyer than a big girl that day."
Thinking of his dressing table that fell apart when he and A Liang were in love two days ago, Shang Lao said: "Show me the blueprint." He also asked A Liang to make it for himself, oh, the shirtless A Liang wore Sweat woodworking...
Tian Luo said: "I'm afraid not."
Boss Shang didn't force others, "Photos are fine too." Copying one is enough.
Tian Luo said embarrassedly: "Actually, my father burned them all."
Boss Shang's eyes widened, "What?" He took the tea and snacks in his hand and prepared to taste them while listening, "The reason must be explained in detail."
Tian Luo said: "I forgot how old I was. Anyway, I can remember, run, and talk. One morning, I heard the sound of wood chopping in the yard. When I went out, I saw that it was my father. Splitting furniture, I asked my father why, my father said that the furniture was moth-eaten and could not be used as firewood, I turned around and ran to the fat aunt's house to take care of the fat aunt who borrowed her big cock, fat aunt I asked me why I borrowed the rooster, and I said there were bugs at home and I borrowed the furniture to help my father catch the bugs. The fat aunt took a look in my yard and grabbed a handful of red dates for me to let me stay at her house. After sitting down for a while and going back, she said that the furniture that my father destroyed was my mother's favorite use during her lifetime. My father probably thought my mother was cruel, so she asked me not to disturb my father. I didn't quite understand it at the time What does the fat aunt mean? I was thinking about taking the red dates that the fat aunt gave me back for my father to eat, so I ran back when the fat aunt went out to find his man to do farm work together At home, I saw that my father was burning something again, so I foolishly helped my father burn it together, and asked my father if I could help him chop the tables, chairs, and large cabinets left in the yard. I remember my father looked at me very After a long time, he said that I was not as tall as an axe and told me to roll away and play, so I stuffed the red dates into my father's pocket and rolled away to play." Taking a sip of tea, Runrun Throat also suppressed emotions, and said: "One day when I grow up, my father told me that if I hadn't pestered him heartlessly when I was young, he wouldn't have left those few pieces of furniture as a memory. Think." Laughing at Shang Lao Dao: "So the things you like were burned to my mother by my father many years ago."
Boss Shang exaggeratedly twitched his nose in tears, "I understand." A trace of slyness flashed through his eyes and said, "How kind of you to have such a good father, my A Liang's mother also died early but never died. I have seen my father."
Xie Zhengdao: "Okay, do you still want to become a meeting of misery?" In a blink of an eye, he lay down on Tian Luo's body and said, "I am the most pitiful for my parents, and I really need Teacher Tian's comfort."
Tian Luo pushed Xie Zheng away with a palm, because recently Xie Zheng called him Teacher Tian and nothing serious would happen next.
Boss Shang laughed and said, "There are too many beds here, don't hold back, we seniors can still give you guidance."
Since meeting Xie Zheng, Tian Luo suffered from love headaches again today, but he also thought that Brother Liang was really a strange person, no matter how embarrassing words that came out of Boss Shang's mouth, Brother Liang They are all face-to-face...
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After the two parties broke up, they returned to their respective homes.
Shang Lao Dao, who personally lit cigarettes and delivered them: "Your mother told you about your biological father before she died. You don't look for it, because you think that once you find it, you will inherit your mother's sins, but now the opportunity comes by yourself. When it comes to you, what will you do?"
Liang Hao who took the cigarette but was not in the mood to smoke said, "I don't know."
Boss Shang leaned on humanity and said, "You just need to know that no matter what decision you make, I will support you."
……
This is a cargo ship that was headed to country M, and there were many stowaways hiding in the crowded cargo. However, after a sudden storm, the whole ship disappeared at sea. In the end, only one young woman miraculously Float to the destination and survive.
But when she was rescued, she still didn't know that she had the flesh and blood of her husband's family in her belly, because she had been worrying about life and death and the future in guilt since she got on the boat, so she didn't have time to care about the subtle changes in her body .
As for the guilt, it was because she stole the boat ticket money from her husband's family in exchange for the opportunity to escape with her family. He didn't hate his new husband, nor did he hate the scholarly family, but this kind of parental order. Even Yan's marriage couldn't make her fall in love.
The domestic environment is extremely harsh, and the prospects of my mother’s family are even less optimistic than those of my husband’s family, and my husband’s family can’t save themselves and can’t help my mother’s family. I cheated my husband’s family out of conscience, but I didn’t want my family to leave me, but in the end, I was the only one who survived. People are lonely in a foreign land, ironic retribution!
Time flies and the world changes. A dying woman called her eldest son to her bedside and told her the past that she had hidden all her life...
☆, 80 Ling Hao
It was late when Xie Zheng and Tian Luo arrived home, but they didn't intend to go to rest right away, but planned to look through the thick pile of furniture catalogs brought back from the furniture city together, as if they were interested in Building a nest together is something worth losing sleep over for two people.
After Tian Luo wiped Da Wang's muddy paws, he went back to the room to wash up, but just after he squeezed toothpaste on the toothbrush, an extra person appeared.
Xie Zheng, who was wearing a new set of split-style long pajamas, was holding another set in his hand. It was the same simple style with the same neat blue-gray background, but the surface was particularly special under the distribution of cartoon Dawang dog head patterns with various expressions. Showing humor, he smiled and said: "I just arrived today, I just remembered, you should wear this too."
Tian Luo changed it on the spot indifferently, and said: "The length is just right." Unlike other Wang Gongzi's peripheral products, it is specially customized...
Xie Zheng looked at himself and Xiaotian Luoer in the couple outfit in the mirror happily, and explained: "I raped you so many times a day, I don't know the size anymore."
Tian Luo said: "There are so many bathrooms in the house, do you have to wash together with me?"
Xie Zhengdao: "I still want to take a shit with you. Hey, I have seen a heart-shaped toilet that can be shared by couples. Well, I will order one someday." Putting down his toiletries, he wanted to touch Tian Luo's Butt, "Come on, let me measure your hips now, don't order a smaller one."
Tian Luo was brushing his teeth with a toothbrush cup in one hand and a toothbrush in the other. Although he couldn't spare his upper limbs to teach Xie Zheng a lesson, his lower limbs were free.
Xie Zheng, who had his foot trampled on, smiled and observed how Tian Luo carefully cleaned his oral hygiene, and said, "Didn't I buy you an electric toothbrush before?"
Tian Luo said: "If you are not used to it, neither am I." After brushing his teeth, wash his face.
Xie Zhengdao: "Where did you put it?" Since you finished washing yourself first, don't waste time.
After wiping his face, Tian Luo pointed to the cabinet next to him and said, "There."
Xie Zheng quickly inserted the handle end of the electric toothbrush into Tian Luo's trousers and pressed it against Tian Luo's lower abdomen, "Don't move around, I can't tell where to stab it if I don't pay attention. !"
Tian Luo was pressed tightly against the edge of the sink by Xie Zheng, and his mouth had been pried open by Xie Zheng's tongue, so he couldn't hide.
Xie Zheng lifted and pushed Tian Luo to sit on the sink facing him, and soon the electric toothbrush in his hand massaged to the edge of the jungle under Tian Luo's body. .
Tian Luo struggled and said, "Don't stop!"
Xie Zheng teasingly touched Tian Luo's protruding part with an electric toothbrush, "Hey, your body is so full of potential to be developed, how can I, a competent developer, stop it!" The situation is pressing against Tian Luo.
If this goes on, it will be endless, Tian Luo touched the toothbrushing cup that he didn't have time to pour just now, and made you mess around again, I'll pour it!
After half a glass of cold water flowed from the top of his head, Xie Zheng stopped his hands in frustration, but grabbed a towel and wiped his face but said: "Come on, give me a smile and thank you for letting me not deal with you."
Tian Luo stared.
Xie Zhengjian said: "Don't smile, I will give you a smile." Grinning, showing eight big white teeth.
Tian Luo Puchi was just happy, there was really nothing he could do with just such a person!
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The light at night tends to be lonely, which is obviously not the case in this villa. The soft cushions in the spacious corner of the living room are spread on the floor, and the two of them are sitting or lying down with occasional conversations, easily propping up the warmth like a stove in winter. The scene is alive, emotional and beautiful.
People don't sleep, so the dog doesn't sleep either, and Dawang sits beside him, waiting for those furniture catalogs eliminated by Tian Luo's master and Xie Hooligan to become its targets of tearing.
Xie Zhengxuan furniture prefers to look at the vivid pictures on the top of the catalog rather than the dry text information below, "Hey, what do you think of this solid wood sofa?" He handed over the furniture catalog in his hand.
Tian Luo took it over and took a look: "It's pretty good, but it's maintenance cost, and I'm afraid Dawang will eat it. If you like it, you might as well buy the cheap one first, and then change this after Dawang finishes changing his teeth."
Xie Zheng reached out to grab the dog's ears, "Do you think you are a big trouble?"
Da Wang stopped tearing the paper, raised his head and answered Xie Hooligan: "It's not a big trouble, Master Tian Luo said that I am a sweet burden, after answering, continue to tear the paper!"
Xie Zheng happily rubbed the dog's head and said, "Yes, our family's second-hand goods are not a big trouble, but a sweet burden!"
Da Wang jokingly bit Xie Hooligan's hand: I hate it, I can't say it directly, I'll be embarrassed!
Tian Luo looked at one person and one dog with a smile. Humans and animals can really communicate with each other. Committing two crimes together is really synchronous...
After a while, Xie Zheng took a fancy to a creative dining table with an irregular shape, "Buy this one, M's, it looks too scolding, ha ha."
Tian Luoxin said that she still wants to buy it because she looks so scolded. After looking at it carefully, she pointed to the detailed description under the picture and said, "Where are you going to put it after buying it in this size? It's definitely not suitable for a restaurant. Put it somewhere else." It becomes a decoration."
Xie Zhengdao: "Why don't you measure it?"
You can’t use a steel ruler of more than ten centimeters to measure such a size, but there is no such thing as a steel ruler of more than ten centimeters in the villa, so let alone a suitable tape measure, but don’t worry, because in the past when buying clothes for Dawang I gave a tape measure as a gift, so in the end, the two cooperated seamlessly and stretched out the tape measure to make the best use of everything.
Dawang: Hey, this long and slender horse is a magic horse. I jump, I bite, I run away...
Tian Luo and Xie Zheng were chasing after him, but Dawang quickly got under a certain cabinet and couldn't come out. Although the gap below was too small for it now, there was no room for turning over, and it was crowded, but the fun was still there. First of all, everything else can be ignored. The dog’s eyes are shining brightly at the person, as if to say: Wang Hehe, you can’t catch me this time, right?
Tian Luo's gentle call did not overwhelm Dawang's curiosity, who had been in close contact with a tape measure for the first time.
Xie Zheng turned around and brought over the large shoehorn, and asked, "Second guy, can you get out?"
Dawang couldn't come out, so he bit the measuring tape more carefully, as if Xie Hooligan didn't exist.
Xie Zheng put his shoehorn into the bottom of the cabinet for a while to sweep, and Da Wang, who was swept out after a few strokes, was grabbed by the back of the neck by Tian Luo, who cooperated with Xie Zheng tacitly.
The tape measure was saved. Although it became bumpy, it was still alive, but it was torn so that the yardage was inaccurate.
But after such a fuss, Xie Zheng was hungry and wanted to eat a big bowl of egg noodles.
Tian Luo said: "Eating at this time is not easy to digest." He took a yogurt and a small bread from the refrigerator and said, "Eat these pads."
Xie Zheng clicked his tongue and said, "Eating just such a small amount of food will only make you hungrier."
Tian Luo said: "Talk is better than nothing, you should also pay attention to your diet." Patted Xie Zheng's stomach and said: "When we first met you were slovenly, no matter whether the weather was hot or not, you always liked to be shirtless, think about it," said with a smile: "You The physique was much tighter then than it is now.”
Xie Zhengdao: "How is it possible!" He pinched his waist to see if he had really gained a lot of fat, and said with satisfaction, "Look, isn't this good!"
Tian Luo looked at the electronic scale that was specially bought for Da Wang to measure his weight by the kennel, and said, "Go up and weigh it?"
Xie Zheng also felt guilty, since all his friends said that he had gained weight, he hadn't dared to measure his weight, but now he was also curious about how much weight he had gained, so Tian Luo was not allowed to follow suit and stand on the scale.
Tian Luo smiled and watched as Xie Zheng threw the slippers first, then took off his clothes, and finally stared at the number displayed on the electronic scale at his feet even more angrily.
Xie Zhengdao: "A pure man has a lot of body hair to weigh his weight. After I shave the hair on my body, I will apply a layer of oil to see if you still have the leisure to think I am fat!" Quickly put on clothes to cover the slightly visible belly, wait When I looked back at Tian Luo, I found that Tian Luo's face was blushing, and he leaned over to hug Tian Luo with a smile and dawdled, "Are you imagining my smooth and shiny body?"
Tian Luo's face turned even redder. Xie Zheng found out after thinking about it. He coughed to make Xie Zheng calm down and said, "Do you want to eat noodles?"
Xie Zheng's hungry belch immediately came, "Eat!"
As soon as Da Wang heard the word "eat", he put down the scraps of paper under his paws and rushed over: What are you eating?Dawang wants to eat too!
So in the end, the two of them and the dog snored and ate egg noodles together in the middle of the night.
After eating, Xie Zheng touched his full abdomen and said, "It's time to get a decent set of indoor fitness equipment."
Tian Luo said: "Just kidding, you are so tall, it would be nice to add some weight."
Xie Zhengdao: "Then buy those specialized muscle training grounds. I want to turn the increased weight into solid pieces. By then, it will be stronger than Rambo in "First Blood". It will definitely make you fascinated!"
Tian Luo smiled and said, "You have no demands on me."
Xie Zheng immediately looked at Tian Luo excitedly, "Is that okay, can I ask for it?" He said as if a customer who had read the menu in the restaurant began to order: "Then I will ask for a personal fishing line first. Delicious and licky!"
Tian Luo: ...
☆, 81 Ling Hao
Drowsiness also comes after eating, but for the sake of health, people and dogs have to go for a walk to digest food before going to sleep. In fact, people are still secondary, mainly because Dawang is used to stretching after eating. Now If Da Wang is not allowed to stroll out the poo smoothly, then after Da Wang takes a nap and wants to ship the goods, maybe how disgustingly he will use the poo as an imaginary enemy to fight when no one is watching.
So the sleepy Dawang reluctantly followed the two of them around the house. After the stomach and intestines were cleaned up within 10 minutes, he immediately jumped to the nest and fell asleep.
Xie Zheng followed Tian Luo and continued walking while discussing matters related to fitness equipment.
Xie Zheng used to go to the gym to exercise, but later, because he wanted to stick to Tian Luo whenever he had time, he changed it to doing exercises at home. It's not that he didn't think about taking Tian Luo out together, but the sweaty Tian Luo is very good-looking. I don't want to show it to anyone else.
And Tian Luoren's simple exercise is also simple. It is enough to do radio gymnastics, skipping rope and the like. I like to use it very much.
Xie Zhengdao: "If I become a big fat man, will you still care about me?"
Tian Luo asked back: "Then what if I become a fat person?" Puffing up her cheeks, she purposely looked fat for Xie Zheng to see.
Xie Zheng thought about it first and then smiled, "That would be great, every pinch of your body is full of fluffy white flesh, sexy, just thinking about it makes me hard."
Tian Luo said: "You don't feel tired thinking about those things in your head all day long."
Xie Zhengdao: "I'm not tired, the more I think about it, the more energetic I am. Do you know why I worked so hard when we used a tape measure to measure the house just now?"
It's definitely not a good answer, Tian Luo said: "I don't want to know, so don't tell me." Cover your ears!
Xie Zheng had to say it out, "Fantasy, I'm a tailor, you're a model, I'm holding a tape measure to measure your alluring body as I like, until the end," pinched Tian Luo's chin and said: "Hmph, you are lying limply on the bed with only a tape measure wrapped around your body, and you are urging me to play with you further with a voice that can pinch water, hehehe." He took a deep breath.
Tian Luo patted Xie Zheng's hand away, and said, "Why do you always talk about things in the room?"
Xie Zhengdao: "Doesn't that mean I've always thought of you?"
Tian Luo changed the subject and said, "If you buy all the things you just mentioned, there won't be enough space in the house."
Xie Zhengdao: "Break down the walls and demolish the houses and put them down."
Tian Luo said: "Won't that destroy the overall structure of the building, and it will be dangerous if there is an earthquake or something."
Xie Zhengdao: "Then let's move to a bigger house."
Tian Luo: ...
Xie Zhengdao: "You can choose the city of country C. We can buy a house wherever you say, ah yes, we have to buy it not only at home, but also abroad. From now on, we can live wherever we want, one day at a time. Any place is fine, as long as you like it!"
Tian Luo didn't answer with the same ease and laughter, but said: "Don't plan too far."
Xie Zheng also got up seriously and said, "It's because you worry too much."
Tian Luo said: "No one can predict the future. Everything must be done in the best direction, but we must also prepare for the worst."
Xie Zheng said: "Why have you become so negative? I don't have any obstacles on my side. The only thing I worry about now is your father." This problem has always existed, but Xie Zheng didn't find a suitable opportunity to spread it out Chat with Tian Luo deeply.
Tian Luo said: "If I haven't fully realized it, I won't respond to you, so at present, even if my father objects, I won't give up on you." As for the perfect solution, I'm still thinking about it.
Xie Zhengdao: "Then what if your father forced you to break up with me?" That would definitely be the strongest trick used by the old snail to control the little snail.
Tian Luo suddenly smiled, "You and my dad have been together on the phone for so long, how can you still think that my dad is someone who would do such unprofessional things?"
Xie Zhengdao: "Then you take me back to your home for the New Year. If your father agrees, we will get married in two years. It is up to you to decide which country to register in."
Tian Luo calmly said: "It's okay to take you home during the Chinese New Year, but you can only go back with me as Xiao Xie. As for other things, I have to see my father's attitude first."
Xie Zhengdao: "I really want to have a legal relationship with you in bed now."
Tian Luo said: "If the relationship reaches that point, I can hang out with you in bed even if it is illegal." Turning back to the room, he said: "Sleep, good night."
After hearing about Xie Zhengmei, she asked again: "Aren't you going to sleep with me on the second floor?"
Tian Luo said: "I'm tired today, so I can't give you a chance to mess around."
Xie Zheng refused to let Tian Luo close the door and said, "I promise not to mess around, and I'm tired too, so I'll lie down next to you and sleep well in a while."
Tian Luo shook his head and said, "No, it's too easy for Tianlei to catch fire, even if you don't mess around, I'm easy to get distracted." The door was closed.
Xie Zheng was stunned for a moment, then slammed on the door vigorously, and shouted: "Hey, you can't leave such seductive words behind and close the door tightly. This is a violation, a violation!" Seeing that there was no movement for a long time, he didn't complain Instead, he leaned against Tian Luo's door and slowly slid down and sat on the floor, smiling dumbly, because even though there was a door separating him, he knew that he and Tian Luo were connected.
Therefore, Xie Zheng affirms that the appearance of Tian Luo is his own destiny; Tian Luo is included in every plan that is either seeking truth from facts or whimsical; the chairman Xie who used to do whatever he wants is now used to planning carefully with Tian Luo; Xie Zheng unconsciously Longing for the married life of the two always infects Tian Luo; Xie Zheng is willing to treat Tian Luo's family as his own family...
Da Wang who was woken up was staring at him, and after finding a comfortable angle to lie down again, before going to sleep, he sincerely sent a sentence to Xie Hooligan: I am losing my nerve again, there is really no way to save it!
Tian Luo listened to Xie Zheng walking away from the door before returning to his bed, and couldn't sleep even more. Words about marriage kept circling in his mind. Although Xie Zheng just said it casually, he knew that Xie Zheng was serious. .
Therefore, Tian Luo is very sure that Xie Zheng is the one who will grow old with him, because he is fascinated by Xie Zheng's eccentricities and will condone all Xie Zheng's bad habits. Imagine what life would be like without Xie Zheng, it seems that if there is no such a nonsense person around him, he will feel uneasy...
In short, the two met not too late and their fate is not shallow at all, and the relationship quickly warmed up to the point of discussing marriage so smoothly.
It is said that dogs like to sleep with their owners on the bed of their owners. Many people think that this bad habit develops very quickly. As long as the dog is allowed once, it will be difficult to drive the dog out next time. However, We are not talking about Dawang here.
After turning around for a while, Xie Zheng sneaked into Tian Luo's room again in the dark, and he still had to act like a thief, walking on tiptoes with his back hunched over like a mouse, with his mouth still Singing like a disciple, "I'm a big pervert, touch the beautiful man's bed, take it off and clean it, the sauce is stuffed again...".
Tian Luo didn't chase him away either, because he knew that he couldn't be chased away, so he simply made room for Xie Zheng from behind.
Xie Zhengdao: "Are you asleep?"
Tian Luo said, "Go to sleep too."
Xie Zheng said: "This bed is really narrow."
Tian Luo said: "Then you still come up."
Xie Zhengdao: "I mean this bed is just right and narrow enough for us to be close together."
Tian Luo said: "What else can you do besides being nasty?"
Xie Zhengdao: "I can still read a song, listen to it, little boy, sitting at the door, crying for a daughter-in-law, why do you want a daughter-in-law, light up the lights - talk, turn off the lights - sleep ! When you look at Geyao, do you mean the two of us?"
Tian Luo said: "Where did you learn it?"
Xie Zhengdao: "My mother read it to me when I was young. I asked my mother what a daughter-in-law is. My mother said that a daughter-in-law is someone who treats me well, so I asked my mother if she was my daughter-in-law. You said I was stupid. Not stupid?"
Tian Luo said: "Not stupid, because at that time, only your mother was good to you by your side. From now on, I will be good to you."
Xie Zhengdao: "I am also kind to you."
Tian Luo turned over and touched Xie Zheng's face, "Are you laughing?"
Xie Zhengdao: "Well, if you turn on the light now, you will find that I smile sweetly."
Tian Luo said: "Which big man would describe his smile as sweet?"
Xie Zheng said poorly, "Because I can be a little girl for you."
Tian Luo said: "I'm going to get tired of you."
Xie Zheng hehehe.
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Da Wang, who noticed something strange, was disturbed again, and looked up at the direction of Master Tian Luo's room: Hearts came out from the crack of the door, no, bark, they were all pink, they must be pink again. It's the good deed of Xie Hooligan, whoops, what kind of smell is coming out of this, it's so sweet that it's so turbulent that the dog will faint!
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As soon as the early morning arrived, Xie Zheng, who woke up first, began to feel happy again, flirting and flirting.
Tian Luo slowly opened his eyes and looked at Xie Zheng with a smile, "Morning." Getting ready to get up.
Xie Zheng pressed him down and kissed him deeply.
In Tian Luo's mouth, his tongue was wrapped up by Xie Zheng's tongue and swirled up and down, left and right, a little rough but also very pleasant, and he echoed softly and naturally.
Xie Zheng was having a good time and pattered his mouth, but he didn't let Tian Luo go because of this, licking the little snail's chin, licking the little snail's neck, licking the little snail's chest, oh hehe, licking the little snail's belly button ...
When Tian Luo raised his right leg and knee, he stopped Xie Zheng from continuing to indulge.
Xie Zheng grabbed Tian Luo's right ankle without retreating, and said, "I like this posture!"
Tian Luo was about to kick Xie Zheng, when the sound of scratching the door was heard, one didn't need to think to know who was uncomfortable.
Dawang: What are you going to do, you don't give me breakfast on time!
Xie Zheng, who still couldn't get enough of it, had no choice but to kiss the back of Xiao Tianluo'er's right foot lightly, ending the stickiness between himself and Xiao Tianluo'er, Yu Chen.
After tidying up, Tian Luo went to the kitchen to make breakfast.
Xie Zheng, who was waiting for the meal, took the opportunity to educate Da Wang, who was also waiting for the meal, and said, "If you scratch the door casually, I will beat you!"
Da Wang tilted his head and let out a dumbfounded sound to show he remembered.
But just as Xie Zheng turned around, he heard the sound of scratching the door behind him suddenly.
After the bluffing cuteness was withdrawn, Dawang, who had a dark belly and revenge, said: Damn, you dare to scare me, even if this dog doesn't eat, he will scratch the door to show you!
Xie was chasing, Dawang ran away, and Tian Luo scrambled the poached eggs.
Dawang took the initiative to express: Dawang doesn’t feel bad if he is confused, and he will leave it to Dawang to solve it. No matter how much Xie hooligan eats, he will never become a good person!
Xie Zheng poked the dog with his foot and said: "After eating your dog food, go to the side to lick the pussy, don't put it around the dining table and keep running around to obstruct people's eyes!"
Tian Luo: ...
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When it was time to go to work, Xie Zheng personally sent Tian Luo to the place and handed it over to Li Tudi before leaving. Of course, he had to give instructions to the two before leaving. Parents who sent their children to kindergarten on the first day would not be so careless.
While walking in, Li Tutu laughed and said to Brother Luo: "As a person who also has a wife, I understand Dong Xie's behavior of treating you like a treasure."
Tian Luo smiled and asked, "Is your brother and sister feeling better?"
Li Tutu said worriedly: "It's still the same, throwing up every morning, and she likes to eat chicken feet. She didn't even look at that stuff before."
Tian Luo said: "Is it okay for the younger siblings who are pregnant to drink milk powder?"
Li Tutu said: "Lanzi saw that it was full of foreign characters and was reluctant to drink it. She said she wanted to keep it for the child, so I reasoned with her and said that drinking it now is equivalent to giving it to the child in her belly, so she drank it in big gulps. Woke up, and said it was delicious." Asked: "Brother Luo, where did you buy it, I will buy it at my own expense after the Lanzi is finished drinking, I can't let you start spending money now."
Tian Luo said: "It was Mr. Xie who brought it back from abroad. You don't have to be polite, just tell me after drinking." He said with a smile: "If he said that I am the child's godfather, then he is the child's godmother."
Li Tutu said with emotion: "My child's face is really bigger than that of my father." Xie Dong bought people's hearts and bought them all on the Lai Festival. It's so fucking hard to guard against!
Xiaomi caught up, "Morning boss, morning teacher Luo!"
Li Tutu said: "Yo, I'm in a good mood!"
Xiaomi beamed and said, "It's a happy event. Ever since Director Qiu had an extra pipe in his hand, he hasn't said a word of viciousness. It's as miraculous as a baby who stops crying after holding a pacifier in his mouth." Although I feel that this description is accurate But he also offended Director Qiu, which was very bad, so he ran away first after laughing twice.
People can't change their appearance, but they can change their temperament. Who would have thought that the pipe that Xie Zheng and Tian Luo gave Qiu Liang as a birthday present would give Qiu Liang such a contemplative breath, even Fang Chu, who has always hated the smell of cigarettes, couldn't help it I took a few more glances at Qiu Liang, who became leisurely and slowly exuding wisdom. Even if Fang Han ridiculed that Qiu Liang's image was more humorous than Popeye with a pipe in his mouth, it could not shake Qiu Liangru's philosopher's charm in his eyes. , non-props, really amazing!
Qiu Liang said to Tian Luo: "Old Luo, there are still a few scenes left to end, but the aftertaste is endless." Decided also suggested: "You can make another movie with a normal length!"
Tian Luo said: "I will consider it." There is room for reservations in the answer, but I agreed
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