[Stolen Pen] Wangmeng's Little Black Hole's Road to Escape

Aning seemed to have no appetite, so he leaned aside and stopped talking. Wu Xie and Wang Meng got a little excited when they heard that there was something to eat, and followed the fat man to see it.

There are many horse mackerel, horsetail and grouper in Xisha. Some people say that half of the sea in Xisha is full of water and half of it is fish, so the fishing boats are basically reaping a lot when they go out.During the tourist season, fishing in Xisha is also a very interesting thing.The fat man forced him to drink. Although the boat boss was very reluctant, he still took out a big mackerel from the fishing box, handed it to a waiter, and said, "Bring a fish head out of the pot."

Fatty didn't know what happened to them earlier, he was very upset when he saw the boss of the boat crying, and scolded: "It's not that my mother didn't give you money, nor did I rob you."

But it’s okay to be unhappy. When the fish pot was served, it smelled delicious. Don’t mention it. The fat man was so greedy that his eyes went straight. He greeted Wang Meng and the others, but the pot was not stable yet. The fish slices were so hot that he burst into tears.

The smell of this pot is so powerful, I don’t know if it’s because they’re hungry or something, all the newcomers gathered around, even Zhang Bald, who was sleeping under the barn, came up to smell it, and said: " Xisha is good, and we will never be able to eat any fish in our lifetime.”

The fat man pulled him away and yelled: "Fucking is flattering, you fucking don't spray your saliva in it, it's disgusting."

Baldy Zhang saw that the fat man had never seen him before, so he hurriedly shook hands with him, and said, "Hey, what a face, what do you call him?"

Compared with Wu Xie and Wang Meng, the fat man didn't understand these things. He was very straightforward. He glanced at Zhang Bald and asked Wang Meng who was closer to him: "Who is this bald?"

Baldy Zhang's face turned dark when he heard this, and he said forcefully, "Please call me Mr. Zhang, or Professor Zhang?"

The fat man ignored him, Wang Meng saw that the bald man's face was so dark that it was almost as dark as the bottom of the pot, he suppressed his smile, and introduced to the fat man seriously: "He is Professor Zhang, just like us this time, he is one of the consultants. one."

When the fat man heard that he was really a professor, he didn't dare to be too presumptuous. He quickly shook hands with Bald Zhang and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I really didn't realize that you are a cultural person. Wang, you are a fool, don't take it to heart."

The bald man forced a smile when he heard this, and said: "The educated man and the rough man are both human beings, and the educated man is not the same as the rough man. The division of labor is different."

The fat man couldn't understand what he was talking about, so he had to apologize. The bald man didn't know what to do, and asked again: "There are two Mr. Wangs on our boat, but I don't know what kind of job this one is doing?"

The fat man was taken aback, and looked back at Wang Meng, and realized what the two Mr. Wangs that Zhang Bald was referring to, but Zhang Bald said they were professors, and the fat man felt awkward, thinking that he should not act too rough in front of cultural people. Said: "Well, in layman's terms, I am actually an underground worker."

When the bald man heard the post, he couldn't help being awed, and said: "So it's a public security soldier, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Wu Xie and Wang Meng listened and tried hard not to laugh. This bald man was too damn talkative. Fatty Wang saw them laughing, glared at them, and said to Baldy Zhang: "Don't worry about talking, Come, try a couple of bites first." He said and beckoned others to move their chopsticks.

Wu Xie didn't care about them, just picked up a chopstick and ate it. The taste of the fish was fucking amazing. Wu Xie didn't swallow the first bite, but the second chopstick went down again.

Wang Meng also ate a few chopsticks, and discussed with Wu Xie whether to take two with him when he went back. Wu Xie thought about it and said no, the journey was too long, and it would be stale to take it back.

The fat man ate a few mouthfuls, got hooked, and asked for a drink. Aning kept resting beside him. Seeing him yelling so loudly, he said: "This is a fisherman, so it's possible to bring wine out." The fat man didn't Believe it, ran to the cabin for a while, laughed and came out holding the jar of wine, the boss of the boat saw it, was shocked, said it was for the Dragon King, and came to grab it after speaking.

The fat man was furious: "Why do you talk so much nonsense, just your broken wine, the Dragon Lord will definitely take your boat away after drinking it." He took out a bottle of Erguotou from his bag, and stuffed it to the other man. The boss of the boat, "Here, give the Dragon King a change! This is the North-South wine culture exchange. See, Red Star Erguotou, good stuff, don't you fucking know what's good or bad."

The boss of the boat stayed there with a bottle of Erguotou in his hand, and didn't know what to do. The fat man took it as a promise, tore off the seal, and poured it for everyone. The coconut wine was relatively low in alcohol content and sweet. Several people ate and drank a lot, until the moon reached the top of their heads. Even Wang Meng, who didn't drink much, drank three cups.It was because Wu Xie stopped him because he was afraid that he was not in good health, so he didn't continue to drink.

The fat man drank his last sip of wine, hiccupped, sat up straight with a slap on his thigh, and said, "Everyone, we're full, it's time to talk about serious things."

Although this fat man doesn't look very reliable, but Wu Xie and the others knew that he was a fighter with him. He still has some skills. If you ignore the fact that he is easy to get into trouble in the ancient tomb, his performance is still remarkable. ordered.On this point, Wu Xie admits that Fatty's is much better than them in terms of experience.Seeing that the fat man is serious now, they all sat up straight and listened to him.

The fat man ate a lot, and his stomach was distended. He patted and said, "I've never fallen over this sea fight. I have to make arrangements first, so that everyone won't be in a hurry when I go in. It's definitely not as good as a dry fight inside. I'll do it first too." Let's see what kind of equipment you have prepared for me."

Aning said: "Mr. Wang, then you are somewhat sure about this time, we might as well make a plan first, and have a bottom line in our hearts."

The fat man shook his head: "It's hard to say. According to my experience, firstly, it is difficult to locate the sea bucket, and secondly, it is difficult to dig a hole. The situation inside the thirty is unknown. Among them, the first and second, let's not think about it for the time being. The main reason is this third, I don’t know if there are zongzi in this sea bucket, if there are, it will be troublesome. If not, then this sea bucket is just a dry bucket in the water, and it can be easily taken down.”

Wang Meng frowned and said, "I don't know if there are zongzi. The most troublesome thing is that there should be sea monkeys."

"Sea monkey? What the hell is that?" The fat man was puzzled.

Wu Xie told everyone about their experience on the ghost ship today. Others have heard Zhang Baldzi say it with embellishment, but the focus of what Zhang Baldzi said should be how he heroically rescued them, Wu Xie said It's more plain. After he finished speaking, the fat man frowned and asked: "Fuck, does the mother really have this thing?"

Wu Xie nodded, and said, "There are legends about this in many places, and we have seen it with our own eyes today, so we shouldn't be wrong."

At this time, the boat boss interjected, and he said: "No, no, you don't understand this. All the fishing boats here have seen this thing. Let me tell you, this thing is not a sea monkey, but a Yasha ghost." They are all relatives of Lord Dragon. You have offended him now, and he will definitely come back to take revenge. I think we should go back to the shore quickly, buy a pig, and invite a Taoist priest to perform rituals. Maybe he has a lot. Can let us go."

Zhang Baldy laughed when he heard this: "I said, Mr. Chuan, I shot and smashed the shoulder of the Dragon Lord's relative, so am I not Monkey King?"

The boat boss was so angry that his face turned green, and said: "You don't look like Monkey King, you are just a pig!"

Everyone was amused when they heard it. Zhang Baldzi squeezed the fat on his face, feeling a little depressed, and leaned over to ask Wang Meng, "Xiao Wang, do you think I look like Monkey King or Zhu Bajie?"

Wang Meng was taken aback, as if he didn't expect him to come to ask himself suddenly, thought for a while and smiled: "No, you are like Sha Wujing."

Everyone laughed again, Baldy Zhang pinched his face as if he was researching who he most resembled.

The author has something to say: The author watched the season drama today, and after watching it, I just want to say, shit!Is my Wangmeng really a small black hole? !He was eaten by high or what happened? !

Forget it, I thought about it later, it’s better not to shoot it, so as not to ruin 23333

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