[Comprehensive] Takasugi-kun's Melancholy

"Ahhh, I'm really under siege." Although Yinshi said this, he didn't look nervous at all, "Why hasn't my chocolate arrived yet?"

"And my soba noodles."

"Ahahaha, what I want is Yakult."

As soon as Takasugi-kun, who led the troops to rescue the siege, broke through the enemy's siege, he heard these three words, and three crosses popped out on his forehead: "Is it time to think about this, you three bastards?" Originally Only Gintoki and Sakamoto are quite unreliable. Why did Katsura start to behave like this after he left for a while? Sure enough, if he was with an idiot, he would be infected by the virus on them, right?

"Ah, Takasugi, you are here." Such a normal way of greeting is of course Gui.

"Yo, shorty, where's my chocolate?" It was obviously silver time.

"Ahahahahaha, did you buy Yakult?" It was someone with a loud voice.

"The three of you are on the battlefield, right?" Takasugi-kun almost wanted to cover his face, "Shouldn't you be a little nervous?"

"Ahahaha, no way, haven't you already transferred everyone else?" Tatsuma Sakamoto, who shouldered the heavy responsibility after the death and was about to face the siege, was very happy.

"And anyway, didn't you say that you would come to support?" This is Gui who replied confidently.

"Hurry up and kill this group of people, I'm still waiting to go back to eat chocolate." Yin Shi even picked his nose.

Takasugi-kun sighed, then straightened his face, and waved to the samurai behind him: "Go!" Then he drew his sword and rushed to those heavenly beings.

Takasugi-kun brought enough people, and the army's combat effectiveness was as powerful as the rumors said. It successfully wiped out all those celestial beings, and rescued the three Gintoki who were not in danger at all.

"The three of you feel a bit of a sense of crisis!" Takasugi-kun looked depressed at the three people who automatically opened the convenience bag to find snacks there, and these three guys should pay attention to the fact that they are on the battlefield.

"Isn't it all right?" Yin Shi replied vaguely with his mouth full of chocolate.

While they were eating, Takasugi-kun took a look at the information that had just arrived. One of the information was packaged completely differently from the other information, which made him very concerned. If I remember correctly, this is a very important document. There will be packaging, he directly picked out the letter and looked at it carefully.

"!" After scanning the documents, Gao Shanjun's avatar Yan Yidi's face turned red, white, green and black a few times, and finally settled on black.

"Don't eat." He gave the three men a sinister look and said, "Teacher Songyang's treatment has been decided." After saying this, the three people stopped what they were doing.

"Beheading will be carried out in 6 months."

After the deadly silence, it was Sakamoto Tatsuma, who was relatively calmer, who was the first to break the deadlock: "Ahahahaha, don't worry at all, according to our itinerary, the slowest and slowest time to get to Edo It's only been three months, so it should be more than enough time to save your Songyang teacher."

"Indeed, that's true!" Gui Qiang said in a spirited voice. They had already realized that Teacher Songyang would be beheaded, so all their efforts were based on saving Songyang before the incident happened. On the premise of Teacher Yang, if the shogunate is really expected, then the earth has already been occupied by heaven and man, so why would they need them to fight against barbarians!

"Cut," Yinshi continued to chew chocolate, "Just save Teacher Songyang before they do anything, it's not too difficult." Although he said so, all of them Knowing that this is just talk, let alone rescuing Mr. Matsuyo, even breaking into Edo is not a simple matter at all, let alone rescuing people under the noses of Tianren and the shogunate, it is really difficult Things that are even more difficult.

"You guys really took away everything I wanted to say." Although Takasugi-kun knew in his heart that things were definitely not as simple as they said, he would never admit defeat with his mouth. He knew that no matter how difficult it was, they must succeed , if it fails, it is not something that can be settled with one or two lives.

"Ahahahaha, since we finally escaped, how about we go have a good time," Sakamoto Tatsuma suggested, "How about going to Huajie to have a good time?"

"Where is the flower street in this barren mountain?" Gui interjected, speechless, "Although we have escaped successfully, we should still stay in the forest, okay? There is not even a town in the vicinity where there is a flower street .”

"But, didn't Takasugi buy these things from the town?" Sakamoto shook the Yakult in his hand.

"No, I bought those things when I received your letter." Takasugi-kun replied calmly.

The cinnamon noodles are delicious: "I received a letter? Wasn't that a week ago?" He subconsciously glanced at the buckwheat noodles that he ate half of. But my handmade soba noodles can't even be kept for a day, bastard!

"Ah, that." Takasugi said without changing his expression, "I wanted to remind you not to eat, but just now it was urgent so I forgot." Anyone who is familiar with him can understand the harshness of his words.

"Ahahahaha, are you okay, wig?" Sakamoto looked at Gui who was clutching his stomach and rushed to the toilet and laughed, "You were fine just now, why did you suddenly feel a stomachache?"

"So effective?" Takasugi-kun put on a surprised face, "Actually, I just wanted to tell him that I was joking. Of course I bought that thing this morning, otherwise wouldn't it taste bad when he ate it?"

"It's really enough for you guy." Yin Shi was still chewing chocolate, "It's said that he didn't have a bad stomach but ran to the toilet, did the guy with the wig really 'wow—' come down?"

In fact, there is no need to worry about Gui. Not only did Gui come down with a "wow--", but he also ran to the toilet several times as if he had really eaten his stomach. Even Takasugi-kun was shocked by his appearance.

"Too much, Takasugi?" Gui, who was almost dehydrated, lay on the ground dying and accused Takasugi-kun of his evil deeds.

"Hey, you can't do it, wig?" Takasugi-kun spread his hands, "It's just a joke, if you eat really expired soba noodles, it will definitely taste bad? I don't know why you have diarrhea, but that The thing was indeed bought this morning." He paused, "But as soon as I bought it from a convenience store, someone sent it over quickly."

Gui, who heard Gao Sugi-kun's words, was like a godsend. He didn't feel the pain caused by diarrhea all of a sudden, and he got up from the ground and was full of energy: "I knew Gao Sugi that you wouldn't do such a thing!" He stared at Takasugi-kun gratefully.

Are you a joke sent by a monkey?The corner of Takasugi-kun's mouth twitched, so it turns out that things like diarrhea can be stopped whenever you want?

Regardless of whether Gui is a teaser sent by the monkey or not, Takasugi-kun doesn't want to talk about this issue with them anymore. What he needs now is to bring them to a nearby town and then leave with his own team. Takasugi-kun is full Feeling the possibility of his team being targeted, it would be more reliable for him to go to Edo by himself.

"Ahahaha, for the sake of joy4, we should act together." Unlike the last time I agreed with Takasugi-kun's proposal, this time Sakamoto took the lead in denying it, "Although the possibility of being targeted is a little higher , but Takasugi, aren’t you still living well? As a dwarf, if you can do this, it’s even less likely that we will have problems!”

Are you forcing me to chop off my leg?Takasugi-kun did not speak but raised the scabbard by two points. He looked at Sakamoto with gloomy eyes, and simply cut off everything below his knees.

"Hey, what is joy4, don't give yourself a strange name, you idiot with a loud voice!" Takasugi-kun said before he could speak.

"Ahahaha, even Jin Shi would be angry if you said that." Sakamoto replied first.

"No, I didn't see that you were angry at all." Gui, who was eating soba noodles, complained.

"If you want to get angry, at least remember other people's names!" Yin Shi is quite upset because he has been called "Golden Time" many times, "It is Silver Time, not Golden Time."

"Is it golden time or silver time? I'm not mistaken, ah ha ha ha!"

"You guys." Gui finally finished eating the soba noodles, "Let's explain the meaning of joy4 first!"

"Ahahaha, that's very simple!" Although Gintoki grabbed him by the collar, Sakamoto still looked very happy, "It's the Four Patriots, isn't it a good name!"

"I don't feel it at all." This is Takasugi-kun who finally moved the scabbard back to its original position.

"Ahahaha, I really think it's a very good name!" Sakamoto Tatsuma has a special ability to listen to others.

With this group of guys, I can't feel the atmosphere of war at all!Takasugi-kun secretly sighed in his heart.

Because Gui and the others were more persistent and the assassination against Takasugi-kun had come to an end, in the end Takasugi-kun decided to go with the Changzhou Fan team. Although from a certain point of view, the risk is much greater, but the same combat effectiveness But it has also been strengthened, which makes their survival rate on the battlefield a little higher.

And as they got closer and closer to Edo, more and more teams merged. Even the Satsuma clan, which was an old enemy with the Changzhou clan, sent a letter to the Changzhou clan team, saying that they wanted the leaders of the two parties to meet. upper side.

"Satsuma Fan? Is it the team led by 'Bai Crotch Buxi Township'?" Gui was the first to think of that strange title.

"What a shameful name." Yin Shi twitched the corners of his eyes. Although he always felt that "White Yasha" didn't sound very good, it was still much better than that white crotch cloth.

"Ahahahaha, what an interesting name."

"So do you think we're going, Takasugi." Gui handed over the decision to Takasugi-kun, who can't tell who Takasugi-kun is the most well-informed here?Their news on the battlefield was very closed, and they couldn't understand the meaning of Satsuma's invitation.

Takasugi-kun was also prepared for a long time. He spread out a scroll, which showed the complete marching route of the Satsuma domain and the Changzhou domain. It can be seen that the two teams have achieved road overlap near a small town.

"Are you possessed by Doraemon? You can take out anything!" Gintoki subconsciously complained about Takasugi-kun.

"It's better than you can't produce anything, right? Sooner or later, the silver-haired natural curly hair will die of diabetes!" Takasugi-kun confronted each other, and the two of them created an atmosphere that was about to explode in just a few words.

Both Katsura and Sakamoto Tatsuma are quite familiar with this point, so apart from a few "Ahahaha" laughter, neither of them reacted.

"So should we go to this meeting?" Gui asked again calmly.

"Of course I'm going," Gao Sugi-kun finally stopped looking at Gintoki alone, "Even if it's to see the so-called 'white crotch cloth'!"

"Are you a pervert?" Yin Shi rolled out a pair of dead fish eyes.

The next night joy4 went to the appointment on time, but one of them's attire shocked the representatives of the Satsuma clan at the scene. Of course, Xixiang Tesheng, who was rarely dressed neatly, was very happy.

"I didn't expect you to have such a hot-blooded man here!" He laughed and patted Yinshi's shoulder, "Men should wear white crotch cloth!"

"Ahahahaha, yes, a man must wear white crotch cloth!" Yinshi shed two lines of blood and tears. If he had known that Takasugi held such a grudge, he would have stopped calling him a pervert yesterday!

Hot-blooded man. White crotch cloth. Silver time really regret it.