Misfortune comes from the mouth

He Chaji lay on the bed for a while, and felt that his lower body was not as uncomfortable as before, his chest gradually flattened, and his hair gradually returned to its original length. His bed was messy, and when he felt that his physical strength had almost recovered, he hurriedly Sitting up, he didn't forget to push Qiao Qingze who was about to fall asleep beside him: "Old Qiao, get up quickly."

Qiao Qingze was already half asleep and half awake. Now that she was woken up, she couldn't help pressing her forehead, her voice sounded a little hoarse: "... What's wrong?"

"Can you sleep in such a messy place?" He Chaji looked at the marks on his bed with disgust, and jumped out of the bed. He felt a little sore in his legs, but it didn't seem to be as serious as before.

He Chaji felt that his body was sticky, so he hurried to the bathroom to take a battle bath, and stood in front of the mirror wearing a pair of beach shorts he bought a long time ago. In less than 5 minutes, there was no trace of a woman on his body. He took a closer look at the traces, even his little brother didn't change the size, this is really his original body.

It seems that the big V blogger is really not a mortal.

He Chajizai checked his body carefully. The strawberries that Old Qiao got out of him just now were almost gone. He felt that the speed of recovery was really surprising.

Thinking of Qiao Qingze's doing this and that just now, he felt a chill in his heart. After all, he was a brother who grew up together. He had really thought about falling in love with the same woman before, but he still really thought about being raped by his own brother. I never thought of it.

Although he was forced to do nothing this time, He Chaji still felt awkward.

But when he opened the door and saw Qiao Qingze removing his quilt cover, he completely put aside the worries just now: "Hey, what are you doing, old Qiao?"

"Wash the quilt." Qiao Qingze didn't even look at him, and without stopping at all, he quickly tore off his quilt cover, and then began to remove the bed sheet.

It's October now, although the weather hasn't cooled down yet, but after the quilt was removed, he was left with only a thin core, not to mention the bed sheet was removed, he couldn't sleep tonight!

"Old Qiao, please don't." He Chaji didn't bring any spare sheets and quilts at all. Who knew that such a weird thing would happen, Qiao Qingze threw the dirty sheets on the floor, and then took the time to glance at him One glance: "Do you want to sleep on this sheet at night?"

He Chaji glanced over the puddles of liquid on the bed sheet, choked for a moment, and thought of the disgusting experience that made his hairs stand on end, shook his head, and quickly let his thoughts go away from that Breaking away from the feeling of chills: "Fuck, I just found out today, old Qiao, why are you so wicked."

Qiao Qingze took the sheet and quilt and walked to He Chaji's side, looked down at He Chaji with a gap of five centimeters, frowned, and said thoughtfully, "You will sleep with me tonight."

The experience just now left an indelible scar in He Chaji's heart, he cursed, and quickly refused: "Fuck, Old Qiao, you'd better let me go, I really don't want to see your face right now. "

Qiao Qingze had already walked into the bathroom at this moment, soaked the sheets and quilt cover in the basin, and a voice came from the bathroom: "At your own expense, or sleep with me, you choose."

"...Okay, let's go." He Chaji agreed with difficulty. He also wanted to quickly overcome the psychological barrier facing his childhood. Of course, the most important thing was that he had no money at all.

Listening to He Chaji's reluctant answer outside, Qiao Qingze took out the soaked clothes from the washbasin and rubbed them, and inadvertently glanced at himself in the mirror—the corners of his mouth that were usually tightly pursed were now slightly upturned, But he himself didn't feel it.

He deepened this smile in front of the mirror, and hearing He Chaji's muttering and somewhat reluctant complaints outside, he felt that it was not bad for He Chaji to maintain this personality, at least he looked very happy, even if he couldn't do it. Housework, but in the future, he can find a daughter-in-law capable of housework to take care of him.

He also knew that he was making things difficult for He Chaji, but he was not the one who caused the accident, and he was asked to bear the consequences. He also felt quite innocent, so he could only make things difficult for He Chaji.

After walking back and forth in the dormitory for a few times, He Chaji felt a little bored. He opened the closet and looked through it. He liked to throw all the clothes he had worn on the two vacant beds in the dormitory, and look through them again when he remembered. Come out to wear it, and when Qiao Qingze can't stand it anymore, he will help him wash all the clothes. This frequency is about twice a week.

Qiao Qingze just washed his clothes yesterday, and today there are only the sportswear he wore yesterday on the two beds, but today's temperature is much higher than yesterday, obviously it is not suitable for wearing this, he rummaged through the closet a little annoyed Turning over, the choice disorder is obviously attacking again.

Qiao Qingze saw the open wardrobe in the mirror, and walked out with the washed sheets. Because his hands were wet, he couldn't touch his clothes, so he could only give him verbal instructions: "Wear the blue one next to your hand. Hoodie."

He Chaji said "ah", took the dress off the hanger, and put it on directly, then turned to look at Qiao Qingze: "Go eat, old Qiao, I'm starving to death."

After doing such strenuous exercise early in the morning, Qiao Qingze also felt quite hungry. He quickly aired the quilt and changed into a white shirt. He looked like an elite campus hero again. He Chaji just covered it The phone with the back cover vibrated at this moment, he didn't want to pay attention to this message at first, but Qiao Qingze glanced at him: "Why don't you read it."

He Chaji pursed his lips, looked at the message with displeasure, quickly typed a few words and stuffed the phone back into his pocket. Qiao Qingze gave him a questioning look, his expression was a bit bored: "Zhou Peirong invited me to dinner, but I don't want to go."

"Don't you want to chase her?" Qiao Qingze is no stranger to this name. He Chaji mentioned it several times in the dormitory before, and it seems that someone in the student union always mentions her. Although she is not from the same department, that People seem to be considered relatively good newcomers.

"Too lazy to go." He Chaji is a little lazy now, he just wants to go back to the dormitory to sleep after eating, and he doesn't want to have a meal with the little girl reservedly and then please others. Obviously, this kind of thing should be done in He did it when he was in a good mood, but his current state is not suitable.

"How can you have a girlfriend like this." Qiao Qingze bumped into the bedroom door and said something casually, He Chaji curled his lips indifferently and walked down the stairs.

It's not time for meals at the moment, most of the restaurants are not crowded, He Chaji will eat anything when he is hungry, Qiao Qingze, who grew up with him, obviously knows his taste very well, so he didn't even ask, He took him to a small noodle shop: "This new one is not bad."

There are not many people in the noodle shop, and it can be seen how prosperous this shop is. If they come to eat in a restaurant, they will definitely not be able to get a seat. The boss was busy in the kitchen, when he looked up, he happened to see Qiao Qingze through the glass window on the other side of the kitchen Walking in, handing over the work in hand to others, he walked over with a menu, and patted Qiao Qingze on the shoulder: "Hey, why are you here today? What do you want to eat? I'll give you a [-]% discount."

He Chaji was sitting on the seat by the window. He was also a man of business. Just now he was just standing on one side bored looking left and right, but now he came up to him with a smile: "Since we are all acquaintances, why don't we just invite guests?" La."

Qiao Qingze pressed his shoulders, pressed him on an empty seat, turned his head and nodded to the boss, took out the exact amount of money from his wallet and gave it to the boss: "Just order two big bowls of beef noodles .”

"It's half the price." The boss returned half of the money to Qiao Qingze, and he didn't refuse any more. He just nodded, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of Gogou's mouth: "Thank you then."

The seats they sat were against the glass, so they could see the outside clearly. After He Chaji was pushed to sit down, he turned his head to look outside. He didn't turn his head when he heard Qiao Qingze sitting down, and Qiao Qingze didn't care about him. , took out two pairs of chopsticks from the chopstick holder, and slowly wiped them with a tissue with lowered eyes.

He Chaji felt bored after being quiet for a while. He couldn't help but look towards Qiao Qingze, and saw Qiao Qingze wiping his chopsticks over and over again. The chopsticks were almost peeled off by him. I couldn't help kicking Qiao Qingze's foot: "Old Qiao, are you obsessive-compulsive?"

Qiao Qingze looked up at him, didn't say a word, continued to lower his eyes to wipe his chopsticks and wiped them back and forth a dozen times. When He Chaji couldn't take it anymore, the noodles finally came, and Qiao Qingze handed over a pair of chopsticks in his hand To him: "Okay, let's eat, this side is very good."

He Chaji choked for a moment. At first, he was confident enough to ignore Qiao Qingze, but now half of his anger was blown out, and the other half couldn't be lifted at all. He poked the face with his chopsticks , curled his lips, and muttered in his mouth: "I really lost to you."

Only then did Qiao Qingze show a faint smile, took his bowl of noodles, and began to eat slowly. Seeing He Chaji stuffing the noodles into his mouth as if venting his anger, he couldn't help frowning: "Eat slowly, Eating too fast is bad for your stomach."

He Chaji swallowed all the noodles in his mouth, couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and then said, "OK, OK, I know Papa Qiao, let's eat your noodles."

The taste of beef noodles is really good, the noodles are very strong, and the beef inside is also very large. It tastes very refreshing. The soup seems to be prepared by themselves. It is a kind of umami with a little sweetness and a slight The spiciness is very good. He is already hungry, and he seems to have seen heaven after taking a bite of the noodles. The fatigue caused by the strenuous exercise just now seems to have eased a lot.

However, thinking of the advice from Father Qiao sitting across from him, he still slowed down a little.

He took a sip of the soup contentedly, squinting his eyes with enjoyment, before he put down the bowl, he heard someone calling his name, he looked at the door, and saw Zhou Peirong, the class flower of his class, was standing pretty at the door of the store, Wearing a white dress, the smile on his face looked a little playful, and standing beside him was another girl in their class whose name he couldn't remember.

"It's really a coincidence." Zhou Peirong walked towards them. The business in the store is very good, and there are no empty seats. If you want to eat, you can only share a table. location, asked with a smile, "Is there anyone here?"