The whole world is forcing me to be narcissistic

Chapter 141 We Are Really the Most Narcissistic

After the two quarreled and continued to read, I was curious about what Xiao Ai did after getting up, how he found this world, and knew about the artifact.

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After Xiao Ai terminated the contract with Luo Chengren, she was forced by the rules to compensate the 100 people who were deceived by it before.

But at that time, those people had already passed that life and reincarnated.Xiao Ai thought she would be able to escape, but she still did not escape the mandatory provisions of the rules. It must be compensated by everyone.Fortunately, it could still choose the first person, so it chose the young man that Luo Chengren and the others had met before as its new host.

That young man, who was Luo Chengren's childhood sweetheart in his previous life, named Xu Yang, was the guy who caused Luo Chengren to be beaten up by Luo's father and mother.

At that time, Luo Chengren was very innocent, because his first girlfriend was too close to her childhood sweetheart, he couldn't stand it, so he proposed to break up, but half a year later, he was confessed by his best friend.After being awkward for a few days, Luo Chengren, who still didn't understand the difference between friendship and love, finally decided to report to his parents that he was going to have a boyfriend.From Luo Chengren's point of view, falling in love with a man was like a bolt from the blue. How could he not tell his parents about such an important matter.

Luo's father and Luo's mother finished beating their son, and the son had a stubborn temper, so he had to let him go.With the permission of his parents, Luo Chengren was about to tell Zhuma about his great achievements, but it turned out that Zhuma had kissed another boy!

In just a few days, the second thunderbolt from the blue sky stunned Luo Chengren!

He couldn't figure out why Xu Yang said he liked him, but he was able to kiss someone else.It's like he didn't understand that his first girlfriend said he liked him, but cuddled with her childhood sweetheart.

If her childhood sweetheart was a girl, Luo Chengren wouldn't care, but that was a real boy of the same age. With Luo Chengren's temperament that could not tolerate a little dust, it would be strange if he could bear it.

Turning back to the topic, Luo Chengren saw Xu Yang kissing the boy, not to mention his love for Xu Yang, he even vomited out the overnight meal.Love is such a terrible thing, and Luo Chengren, who is still very innocent, has been hit one after another. Luo's father and Luo mother took the opportunity to educate him: "Children of your age, how do you know what love is? Love is also a responsibility. Waiting for you, you have the ability to take responsibility." , Let’s talk again.”

Luo Chengren nodded in agreement.

Then the accident happened again, and when he packed up his mood and returned to school, Xu Yang proudly announced to him like a sneaky cat: "You also have feelings for me, right? Otherwise, why did you look so shocked that day?" , and ran away directly.”

Luo Chengren didn't want to talk to this former best friend who had deceived his pure feelings, so he kept silent.

When Xu Yang found out that Luo Chengren was really angry, he didn't dare hang on to him anymore, and explained himself: "I'm so handsome, it's normal for a boy to like me. I kissed him forcefully to stimulate you. When I was there, I didn't hide, I let you see it on purpose. As soon as you turned around, I pushed him away and chased you. Really, it's more real than real gold!"

Luo Chengren has long understood the lack of integrity of his best friend. He used to think that it is an advantage for a man to be informal.This will feel that if love is involved, it is definitely a stain.He, Luo Chengren, couldn't bear any tainted things, and said frankly: "But your mouth is dirty."

Xu Yang knew that his friend had a cleanliness obsession, but he never thought that cleanliness would be so serious.what is love?Shouldn't we break through all the obstacles, even if the other party's body is unclean, we should swear to snatch it over?No one would strike out someone because of a misunderstood kiss.

Luo Chengren didn't pay attention to any of his explanations at all. He was really annoyed by being entangled, and poked Xu Yang's heart again: "That's after we have love, and you and I are not in love yet. Don't keep nagging. You are an eyesore, do you know? You are an eyesore, do you know? You are hurting my eyes far more than Sister Feng, you know!"

Luo Chengren, who can be forced, is a guy who judges people by their appearance, and he would rather look at Sister Feng than Xu Yang, a handsome guy. It can be seen that Xu Yang has really violated Luo Chengren's taboo.

After being young and frivolous, the two will meet again in college a few years later. Luo Chengren has already talked about countless loves, and he has forgotten about Xu Yang. The two started to contact again because of the business relationship between the two families. .But Luo Chengren's positioning of Xu Yang is only six words: a familiar stranger.

It's not that he didn't know that Xu Yang was more sincere to him than anyone else. Since he ran away in anger, although Xu Yang didn't see him again, he kept writing letters for five years until they met again.

But Luo Chengren has a heart of stone. Even though Xu Yang paid such a high price for that kiss that he used to joke, he still firmly believes that the other party is not suitable for him.

Later, Luo Chengren and Xiao Yuanyuan became boyfriend and girlfriend, and Xu Yang never bothered again.

Luo Chengren was really surprised that the person he thought he would never see again appeared in front of him in the form of a reincarnation.

Xu Yang became Xiao Ai's host. At the beginning, he signed a contract with Xiao Ai, just to add a little spice to the boring life.But in the end, he was poisoned again by a drug called "Luo Chengren".

Originally, he wasn't so attached to Luo Chengren, after all, he had already been reincarnated, and he had already forgotten Luo Chengren.But the contract signed with Xiao Ai allows him to see the memory of Luo Chengren's deepest love for Luo Chengren every time he completes a task.When is the time when a person loves someone the most?That's when the other party's booger will feel that it has a personality and taste, not to mention Luo Chengren himself is very good.

Once, Xu Yang was very calm; twice, Xu Yang was tempted; three times, he was determined to win Luo Chengren; four times,...he began to work passively, why, these people were sorry for his Ah Ren, and even tried to win him back !Five times, while completing the task, he was determined to cause trouble for these former love rivals.Six times, not the sixth time, Xiao Ai couldn't stand him anymore, this host is really too willful, even more willful than Ah Ren!

Xu Yang and Xiao Ai immediately changed the content of the contract: bring Xu Yang to see Luo Chengren, and he will make Luo Chengren fall in love with him again.

Feeling Zhan Zhuoyi's strange gaze, Luo Chengren raised his hand and swore to clear himself of his crimes: "I never loved him! At first it was just a little affection, and it died before it sprouted."

Zhan Zhuoyi generously forgave him: "It doesn't matter if you've loved, can it surpass the feelings between us? Anyway, your soul and your body are mine, and you can't think about anyone in the future."

Luo Chengren patted his chest and said: "What kind of man are you? You have been a virgin for hundreds of years. Can you do whatever you want!"

The two joked with each other, laughed and looked down.

That stallion man was actually their fifth compensation target.While completing the compensation, Xu Yang tricked the stud man into making a wish for the halo of the stud.He and Xiao Ai are just making compensation. Of course, it is impossible to get such a big golden finger as compensation, so the souls that should be contributed still have to be contributed.

And the more women the stallion man gets, the happier Xu Yang will be.Let the love rival develop to the outside world, isn't Ah Ren his.Xiao Ai has not let Xu Yang read the memory about Zhan Zhuoyi so far, otherwise Xu Yang will not be able to sit still.

As for the discovery of the stud man's family heirloom, it was discovered by accident after many years of trading.But Xiao Ai has been targeted by the rules. Of course, they can't snatch the treasures outside the stallion man's transaction contract, so they can only do other tasks first, and want to wait for the stallion man to die before returning to pick up the relics.This is why Luo Chengren didn't sense Xiao Ai before, they were not in the same world before.

The cause and effect have been seen, Luo Chengren and Zhan Zhuoyi withdrew from Xiao Ai's memory, and left this world without Xu Yang and Xiao Ai noticing.

They and Xiao Ai can no longer figure out who owes whom. Since Xiao Ai lost her life in her previous life this time, and was murdered to the point of selling herself to become the culprit of the system and got the immortal artifact, then she should just expose the past and not mention it. Offset.

As for showing up to meet them, it's completely unnecessary. Luo Chengren doesn't have the kindness to help Xiao Ai complete her mission.Of course, he doesn't want to face a crazy suitor even more, because it's just looking for trouble.

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"You already know everything, Zhan Zhuoyi's soul has been completed, do you still want to continue to accept the task?"

The regular voice rang in their ears again.

Unknowingly, their cultivation base has far surpassed those cultivators in Xiao Ai's closed memory, and even, to those cultivators, they should be regarded as gods.

"Anyway, there's nothing to do, so let's continue."

"I have no opinion."

No matter which world they are in, they have become out of place for them. Perhaps from the moment they become hosts and systems, they will never be able to escape from such a vicious circle.

After getting a definite answer, the rules never bothered the two of them again, and sent them back to their system space.

There is a holiday again, this time the two are not in a hurry to work, so it is rare to chat together.

"What do you love?" Although the two are one, but on this point, they have different memories and different views on many things. Zhan Zhuoyi doesn't understand what Luo Chengren's original criteria for choosing a mate are, "Look at Xu Yang The memory makes me feel a little worried, if I was kissed, you will throw me away?"

Luo Chengren frowned: "How is that possible? Who has the guts to take advantage of you? If this kind of thing really happens, I will definitely beat that person until he doesn't even know his parents, and if he sees you in the future, he will go around , no longer dare to entangle."

As Luo Chengren said, he reluctantly kissed Zhan Zhuoyi a few times.

Zhan Zhuoyi could almost feel the sadness in that cautious and reluctant expression.

"Hey, don't be so imaginative, why are you so sad all of a sudden." Zhan Zhuoyi felt that he was very much like the usual Luo Chengren, but Ah Ren suddenly looked like a child who hadn't grown up.

"My heart aches! I just saw my little Yi being cut off from my body a moment ago, and now someone dares to covet my little Yi! Kill without mercy!"

Brain supplementation is a disease that must be cured!This is completely out of the question.

After Xiao Ai's memory of this trip, Zhan Zhuoyi's expression became more and more colorful, and Luo Chengren became more and more childish. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

In the past, Luo Chengren and Zhan Zhuoyi got along more with the mentality of an older protector.After knowing that the two are the same person, he loves Zhan Zhuoyi even more, and is willing to let go of his self-esteem and all the disguised pride, and expose himself completely in front of Zhan Zhuoyi.

A man who is strong externally, only when he is around a lover who can make him feel at ease and completely let go of his defenses, will he take off those layers of disguise and become the child he wants to be most, carefree, able to cry and make trouble.

He is a very narrow-minded, jealous, coquettish man who never wants to grow up.The sense of responsibility, morality, and all the usual self-discipline are just proof of growing up.Even though he has lived almost a thousand years, he still has a heart that does not want to grow up.

"Do you still love me like this?"

"Why not love! You are me! I was born for you, I don't need your protection, I want to protect you."

Luo Chengren was stimulated by Zhan Zhuoyi's confession, and hugged Zhan Zhuoyi, his eyes glowed: "Xiao Yi, let's double cultivate, the real double cultivate!"

It's been hundreds of years, and the two of them have been sharing the same bed for decades, yet they still haven't broken out of the realm of virginity, what a big joke.

"What about our cultivation?"

Zhan Zhuoyi never thought that Luo Chengren was a person who neglected his cultivation for the sake of desire, he had always been very rational.

"Since we are the same person, we shouldn't have sex with others and lose our cultivation as mentioned in the exercises. Look at us, as usual, our skills have not only not regressed, but have also increased very quickly."

It was rare for Zhan Zhuoyi to object to Luo Chengren's idea: "Aren, no, there is no perfect solution, and I will not agree. We still have to do tasks. If we lose our cultivation, the tasks will become difficult and life-threatening."

Luo Chengren took out the celestial artifact he had obtained earlier, and handed it to Zhan Zhuoyi: "This is our surefire solution."

As expected of two people with the same heart, Zhan Zhuoyi immediately understood, took Luo Chengren's hand, and channeled his own skills into it together.In their system space, it is the safest place, not afraid of any danger.The only rule that can harm them is the only existence that is absolutely impossible to harm others. Experiments are to be done, not at this time, let alone when.

It wasn't until most of their cultivation bases were input into the immortal device that they stopped teaching their skills.If the transmission continues, they will not be able to obtain the experimental results.This level of cultivation on their bodies can not only ensure that their experiments do not go wrong, but also prevent bad results from hurting their bodies.

After hundreds of years, they were finally able to break their virginity, and the two rolled into a ball after passing on the skills.

The effect was very good. Sure enough, the two of them practiced together, and the effect was better than practicing alone.Luo Chengren even discovered that his soul could be squeezed into Zhan Zhuoyi's body, sharing the same body with him without rejection.

It's wonderful isn't it!

Sharing the same body or something, Luo Chengren's eyes glowed green like a wolf.

Zhan Zhuoyi wanted to refuse, but he couldn't resist Luo Chengren's gentle offensive, so he quickly surrendered.

Looking in the mirror and looking at my own hands to play with my body, the sensations all over my body are almost concentrated in the position where my hands touch, it's so supernatural!But even though those hands are not under my control, I can really feel the touch, it's too unscrupulous!

But it is undeniable that he is more excited than ever under the stimulation of tension, excitement, and excitement.

Afterwards, Luo Chengren smacked his lips in satisfaction: "We are indeed the most narcissistic."

Can you think of playing with yourself in the mirror without being narcissistic?The integrity was dropped on the ground, and I never wanted to pick it up again.

"I said, in your previous life, did you do this to yourself in front of the mirror?"

"Don't make trouble, can you play alone! Of course it's fun to be with you."

"Really never done it?"

"Want to know? Next time we do that, I'll tell you."

"...Do you still have a lower limit?"

"I used to have morals with a lower limit. Since I found out that the person I love is me, I don't think there is a lower limit to morals. You are the man who made me give up what morals are!"

"I should be honored! Thank you."

"Xiao Yi, your mouth is getting worse and worse, you really got my true biography!"

"...Can you be thicker-skinned?"

"Take a look, how thick is my skin now? I want to know too."

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The author has something to say: this is the end of the text.

Maybe in the future, there will be 3 mission world stories added.

A world of Xiao Ai's previous life, returning the fairy artifact to repay the karma;

A reincarnated ex-boyfriend Xu Yang who still pursues Luo Chengren and wants his love; a story of Luo Chengren and Zhan Zhuoyi showing affection, slapping the face and rebirth, and avenging the murdered loyal dog Gong.

The original title of the book "Quick Transmigration" is actually about the last two stories.

The title of the book has been criticized all the time, and I changed it too, so I can only write it as a side story when I have the opportunity in the future.

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Thank you for being with me until now

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