After Marrying the Lord of the Underworld

You know, Maotuanzi is a juvenile glutton.How can a glutton have a time when it is full?

This must be how much you eat.

Lu Yingjiu remembered, Jing Xian fed Mao Tuanzi those miscellaneous things.

He also remembered the saying that if you see a baby cockroach in your home, you actually have a colony of cockroaches in your home.Jing Xian's feeding is also the same reason, Lu Yingjiu saw him feed it dozens of times, so in the corners that he didn't see, Jing Xian must have fed countless things!

There may be hundreds of skulls!

What's more, Jing Xian let it eat hundreds of blank papers tonight.

That was the last straw!

Lu Yingjiu quickly picked up the hairball, rubbed its soft head, and asked, "Are you holding on?"

Mao Tuanzi shook his head desperately: "Aww! Hiccup! Aww! Hip!"

More than holding on, it sounds like I'm about to vomit.

Lu Yingjiu was at a loss as to what to do, she slashed at Jing Xian.

Jing Xian knew he was wrong, and was afraid that he wouldn't be able to go to bed tonight, so he hurriedly fumbled in his four-dimensional backpack and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, I brought a bottle of stomach-strengthening and eliminating food tablets."

"Is it useful to eat this?" Lu Yingjiu asked suspiciously.

"No problem." Jing Xian patted Mao Tuan, and Mao Tuan opened his mouth wide at him, revealing his pointed canine teeth.

Lu Yingjiu thought that Jing Xian would have to take out five or six pieces.

Unexpectedly, Jing Xian didn't stop, and poured the whole can down!

"Crash!"

Mao Tuanzi would not refuse anyone who came, and immediately swallowed a hundred or so pills, without chewing much, and swallowed them directly.

Lu Yingjiu:? ?

Lu Yingjiu: "Jing Xian, are you raising Gu?!"

No matter how you think about it, the situation is even more serious!

Jing Xian said: "It has eaten so much, it must be given strong medicine. It doesn't matter, maybe it will grow up after eating enough this time."

"How can a fierce beast grow up so fast." Lu Yingjiu lifted the hairy dumpling again, and saw that its normally wagging tail had wilted and its belly was round.After repeated observations, he was sure that the one hundred Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets did not have any adverse effects.

It doesn't look like something happened, it should be fine after a while.

After all, he is Taotie, and he is very talented in this respect.

It's just that Lu Yingjiu didn't give it food anymore.

Mao Tuanzi nestled in his arms, and could only watch helplessly as he and Jing Xian ate something else.

It was wronged to death, and the saliva was about to flow out.Unable to eat, I watched Jing Xian feed a few mouthfuls of Lu Yingjiu.

"Awwhhh!" it protested.

This time, even Jing Xian didn't condone it.It opened its mouth once and poured some Jianweixiaoshi tablets into its mouth. After walking all the way like this, Jingxian successfully fed another whole bottle of pills.

This medicine is much more useful than Lu Yingjiu imagined.

Turning to the third corner of the night market, Mao Tuanzi stopped hiccupping.

When he and Jing Xian sat on the side of the road and opened two coconuts to drink coconut greens, Mao Tuanzi came alive again.

Jing Xian picked it up and put it on the table, and said to Lu Yingjiu, "Look, isn't this all right?"

"It's also thanks to the fact that it's gluttonous." Lu Yingjiu drank the coconut juice slowly.

"Maybe it's really going to grow up." Jing Xian rubbed its fur.

"Impossible," Lu Yingjiu said, "Its lifespan is so long, maybe it won't..."

"boom!"

A loud bang!

Their table collapsed and coconut juice spilled all over the floor.Lu Yingjiu's eyes were pitch black—to be precise, his vision was full of pitch-black hair.Something more than half a person's height crushed the table.

Lu Yingjiu took a closer look——

In front of him is... a super big hairball! !

Mao Tuanzi: "Awww!" wagging his tail frantically.

The voices were all an octave lower.

Lu Yingjiu:? ?

The others couldn't see the hairball, so they saw the table of the two of them collapsed suddenly, and they all looked sideways.The waiter rushed up to see if they were injured.

It's impossible to get hurt.

It was Mao Tuanzi who chewed heavily, crushed the coconut shells that fell on the ground, and swallowed them in one gulp.The more it eats, the happier it is, and it follows the aroma of the food to other people's tables.

Lu Yingjiu wanted to take it away.

However, the mass of the big hairy dumpling had grown too much. He grabbed the fluffy hairs in his hands, but he didn't pick them up.Seeing that the hairball is about to plunder other people's coconuts like a wild dog——

"Ow?"

The hairball hung in the air in doubt.

Jing Xian raised it with one hand, and with the other hand he fumbled out his bank card to pay the bill, and then walked away with Lu Yingjiu under everyone's dumbfounded gaze.

The two came to the corner together.

Only then did Jing Xian put the big hair ball on the ground, patted it and said, "Look, isn't this growing up?"

Lu Yingjiu: "..."

Lu Yingjiu said, "I'm in a very complicated mood right now. Do you know anyone who keeps miniature pigs as pets?"

"I know." Jing Xian nodded.

Lu Yingjiu continued: "Some people bought the wrong breed, and some profiteers lied to others. As they raised them, they found that the miniature pigs were getting bigger and bigger, and finally turned into a big pig."

He glanced at the big hairball, and said with a complex expression, "Now, my mood is subtly the same as theirs." He knelt down and rubbed the hairball, and said, "I originally thought that when it grows up, it will be majestic and majestic." Isn't it recorded in the "Shan Hai Jing": "Its shape is like a sheep's body and a human face, its eyes are in the armpit, and it has tiger teeth and human claws."

I didn't expect Maotuanzi to grow up to be Maotuanzi.

Jing Xian said with distaste: "If it's really like what's in the long record, it won't be as cute as it is now."

"That's right." Lu Yingjiu rubbed its head with a smile.

Jing Xian added: "This size is just right for a beanbag."

Lu Yingjiu: "..."

Lu Yingjiu: "..."

Jing Xian continued to think about the future: "In the future, we will sit on it while watching the football game, and we can feed it with the peel of the melon and fruit after eating. It is so convenient, smart and environmentally friendly."

Then he hit Lu Yingjiu hard on the head.

It's a pity that Mao Tuanzi is not easy to hold when it grows up.Lu Yingjiu thought to himself, he can't let Jing Xian lift it like this.

He was just worrying.Unexpectedly, Mao Tuanzi wagged his tail, his long hair swayed like a wave, and with a sound of "Wow!", he changed back to his original size and jumped back into his arms.

Transformed back into a portable hairball.

Lu Yingjiu couldn't help smiling, and scratched its chin.

They continued down Long Street.

The aroma of food is everywhere, one after another, it makes people dazzled, and it is hard to pick.Fortunately, Mao Tuanzi regained his appetite, so he threw all the food that Lu Ying couldn't eat to it, so nothing was wasted.

Lu Yingjiu was not interested in food at first, but after hanging out with Jing like this, somehow he gained an appetite.Stopping and stopping, they tasted almost all the snacks.

Near ten o'clock, they finally reached the end of the night market.

Jing Xian looked at his watch and said, "There will be fireworks at ten o'clock tonight."

"Celebrate what?" Lu Yingjiu asked.

"It seems to be celebrating the 30th anniversary of this night market." Jing Xian replied.

He was right, fewer tourists left during this period.Everyone sat in the open-air seats, or found a good place to stop and chat, waiting for the fireworks.

Jing Xian dragged Lu Yingjiu up to the second floor of a bar.

The second floor faces the street and is in the open air. There are exquisite flowers and plants, and the vines climb up the birdcage-like plants, outlining a delicate shape.

Lu Yingjiu ordered juice, and Jingxian ordered cold beer.

Mao Tuanzi only got a glass of boiled water, and protested angrily.

The evening breeze is cool, drinking a sip of ice-cold drink, full of wine and food is so comfortable that people can squint their eyes.

Lu Yingjiu slowly stirred the straw, and a grape exploded in the cup, and the sweet juice was mixed into the tea. The watermelon and orange had attractive colors.

The voices of people on the street were boiling, but the second floor was very clean. He yawned lazily.

He said, "Regardless."

"Huh?" Jing Xian looked at him.

"You said that we have a relationship." Lu Yingjiu said, "But I can only wait for my own memory."

Jing Xian's eyes lit up: "You remember?"

"...No." Lu Yingjiu laughed out of nowhere, "It's just that after I drank the peacock's magic water, I dreamed about my previous life."

He dreamed that in the misty and majestic snowstorm, he lit a bright lamp and walked forward step by step in the snow, the white clothes on his body fluttering.

He led a young man in black robe whose face could not be seen clearly.

The boy opened his mouth and asked cautiously, "...are you going to die?"

——The only answer to the boy was the whistling wind.

The dream was very vague, but when Lu Yingjiu thought about it, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that the boy seemed to be respectful.

He said, "I dreamed of the snow..."

He recounted that dream to Jing Xian, and said, "That boy should be you, right?"

Jing Xian was silent for a while, and said "hmm".

For some reason, the joy and anticipation on his face was gone, as if he had recalled something unpleasant.But his face soon became relaxed, almost making Lu Yingjiu feel that the haze just now was his illusion.

Jing Xian's tone was relaxed: "Then don't you think about it a little bit? Wait for a while, let's talk more in bed, maybe you will remember all the things you love the most?"

"How can there be such a crooked reasoning?" Lu Yingjiu said with a smile.

"Come on and think about it." Jing Xian encouraged him, "Recall our love that is stronger than gold! The ups and downs of the story! And the touching and tearful past! You used to like me so much, you chased after me every day, Want me to fall in love with you."

Lu Yingjiu: "..."

Although he didn't think about the past, he was 100% sure that Jing Xian was talking nonsense.

He didn't bother to refute, Jing Xian got up with the beer glass again, and sat shoulder to shoulder with him.

It was two minutes before ten o'clock, the crowd was slightly restless, and everyone was whispering excitedly.

Mao Tuanzi huddled around on the table, trying to steal Lu Yingjiu's fruit tea.Lu Yingjiu lowered his eyes, poured some tea for it, and rubbed its fluffy fur.

1 minutes left.

The cool wind blew her hair, Lu Yingjiu looked at the busy street.

The streets are brightly lit, and the snack bar is still cooking food in full swing.He took a sip of the fruit tea lightly, the tea tasted cool and sweet, mixed with the aroma of Jing Xian's beer, it had a unique and pleasant smell.

He was looking at pedestrians, and Jingxian was looking at him.

——He stared at it intently, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't speak, but just laughed.

He leaned on the road to welcome the wine and said, "It's almost time for the fireworks."

"Yes." Lu Yingjiu said, "It's almost time."

The countdown began, and the crowd became restless.

Ten seconds, nine seconds, eight seconds...

Three seconds, two seconds.

one second.

"Boom! Bang!"

"Bang! Bang bang bang!"

Large pieces of color exploded in the night sky!Goose yellow, begonia red, bright blue... The sky was originally blue and black, but now it seems to have splashed paint on it.The light was bright and dark, illuminating everyone's faces. When they looked up, the majestic colors burst into pairs of black, joyful eyes.

A sound of explosion sounded in the ears, and the blossoming colors bloomed to their heart's content.Mars tugged its long tail and fell towards the horizon, the light gradually dimmed, but before they were all extinguished, there was another round of fireworks, and the light continued to shine.

After an unknown amount of time, Lu Yingjiu said softly, "It's so beautiful."

"Yeah," Jing Xian looked at his profile, "It's really pretty."

Lu Yingjiu looked sideways, and just happened to meet Jing Xian's eyes, and immediately understood what Jing Xian meant by "good looking".

There happened to be five or six bunches of fireworks blooming together.

The night sky was bright, and the flickering light fell on Jing Xian's face, and the deep affection in his eyes remained the same as before.

Lu Yingjiu couldn't help laughing.

He put his hand on Jing Xian's shoulder, raised his head slightly, and kissed her.

Huge fireworks erupted behind them, reflecting their figures into black silhouettes, like a celebration, like cheers, like cheers and blessings.

On this secluded rooftop on the second floor, Jingxian kissed him back quietly and passionately.

This moment is like a dream.

At the end of a period, the light gradually faded.There was a wave of applause from the crowd.

The two still kissed lingeringly.

I don't know how long it took before we reluctantly parted.

Lu Yingjiu said in a low voice: "I tasted the taste of cold beer."

Jing Xian smiled, and said: "Then today you smell like watermelon and peach." After speaking, he kissed his forehead again.

Mao Tuanzi: "Aww!"

The eyes of the two moved over to it.

The beer and fruit tea on the table were all empty, and Mao Tuanzi wagged his tail in satisfaction.

Lu Yingjiu: "..."

Jing Xian: "..."

The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

……

They still called a taxi back to the hotel.

Chen Xiaoling didn't know where she had been drinking, she smelled of alcohol all over her body, she fell asleep in the co-pilot as soon as she got in the car, she wouldn't wake up even if there was a thunderbolt.

Lu Yingjiu thought she would sleep to death all the way to the hotel, and was worried about how he and Jing Xian would carry her back to the room.

As a result, just after passing a traffic light intersection, Chen Xiaoling suddenly sat up straight.

Lu Yingjiu:?

Lu Yingjiu said, "Are you awake?"

Chen Xiaoling didn't answer him - if Lu Yingjiu looked at it from the front, she would find that she didn't open her eyes at all.She reached into her bag and took out a small set of makeup setting spray, and sprayed it on her face.

Then he lay down straight again and continued to sleep.

Lu Yingjiu: "..."

The car was quiet, and it was really tiring to go to museums and night markets all day long, so he leaned back to take a rest.

Jing Xian moved to his side, and as soon as he leaned against him, the two of them hugged each other intimately.

Lu Yingjiu said vaguely, "You're not too hot either."

"How could it be?" Jing Xian raised his eyebrows.

As usual, Lu Yingjiu let him go.

He was also sleepy at first, so he leaned on Jing Xian's shoulder and found the most comfortable position like a sleepy cat.

The car body passed the bustling street and countless neon signs.

Half asleep and half awake, Lu Yingjiu thought about the night market and fireworks just now.

A vague, unreal feeling came to my heart again.

Just like the day they went to buy furniture together, the years were equally peaceful, so beautiful that it was like an illusion.

——Is this a hallucination?

At this moment, Lu Yingjiu did have a little doubt.

But he quickly settled down.

Because Jing Xian was by his side, carrying a fresh fragrance and all the auras he was familiar with.

Jing Xian also whispered in his ear: "Is it possible for us to get to know each other more deeply tonight? Will you turn over my brand tonight? I'm just waiting for you to favor me."

This sounds like a genuine respect.

Lu Yingjiu didn't bother to open her eyes, curled the corners of her mouth, and said something vaguely.

Jing Xian didn't hear clearly, and moved a little closer, until the breath of the two blended together, did he hear Lu Yingjiu's voice: "...Okay."

With sleepiness and tenderness.

Jing Xian's breathing stagnates, and his heart beats so fast that it almost jumps out of his chest.If there was not a driver present, he would have already had a kiss with Lu Yingjiu.

Lu Yingjiu had absorbed his thoughts thoroughly, opened his eyes and was about to say something with a smile when he suddenly stopped——

There was constant traffic outside the window, the traffic lights were alternately lit, and pedestrians looked in a hurry.

After the countless bright lights and neon lights in the city, in the distant suburbs, on the dark blue sky that just bloomed with fireworks, thick dark clouds rolled, and the dark tide was raging.

A huge eye slowly opened.

The fine runes rotate with metallic luster, like a gorgeous kaleidoscope, endless.They are combined with each other and separated in an instant, changing thousands of times in an instant.

The taxi stops in the middle of the road.

The whole city fell into dead silence at this moment.

The people on the street all stood still without knowing when.They tilted their heads at strange angles, and looked straight at Lu Yingjiu through the car window.The neon light is still changing, illuminating their expressionless faces.Even the spokesperson on the billboard, the high-level office workers working overtime, and the stray cats and dogs on the street all focused on him.

Lu Ying's back felt cold after drinking.

He intuitively felt that there was a huge force passing over the wilderness, over the city, over the tall buildings and overpasses in the sky, and was approaching him at high speed.

It is like an invisible bird, like a dark light, like a secret bow and arrow that represents destiny.

Pointed straight at him, never deviated and never deviated.

Jing Xian reacted faster than him, had already protected him in his arms, and raised his hand to summon thousands of ghosts——

However, his body sank in the next second, and he was pushed away heavily by someone!

Jing Xian's attention was all on his eyes, he was caught off guard by this, and his hands were empty: taking advantage of this gap, Lu Yingjiu broke free from his embrace!

Jing Xian turned his head abruptly.

Everything is silent.

He saw Lu Yingjiu's calm and firm eyes.