Survey Corps Incident

Deliberately dismissing Nancy, the rest of the special class group sat around in the secret meeting room, the atmosphere was quite serious, Levi sat in the middle, seriously watching the heated discussions among his most proud subordinates.

Both Elder and Gunda have wives, and the ones who have the most say should be Daniel and Petra who are in love.

Elder said: "Nancy's strength and character are very strong. Under normal circumstances, it is useless for a hero to save the United States. I think the best time for the commander to perform is in front of the giants outside the wall. Xiao Ai came out of the mouth of the giant, and she fell in love with me at first sight."

Petra shook her head resolutely: "It was originally such a romantic hero saving the beauty, but it was carried out in front of a group of disgusting giants. The atmosphere is all gone, okay? Nancy and the captain don't need to fall in love at first sight anymore."

Daniel squeezed Petra's face in agreement.

Elder was not reconciled to his proposal being rejected, so he clapped the case: "It's fine to be romantic! We can be responsible for spreading roses next to you! You can ignore the giant!"

Roses... You can figure it out... Levi grabbed the rim of the teacup and looked at Elder expressionlessly: "Did you spend too much time with Hanji recently, so your IQ was pulled down?" low?"

Elder Glass was heartbroken.

Gunda thought for a while and said: "Nanxi's strength should be comparable to a few members of our special class. We can pretend to be bad guys and kidnap her while Nanxi is not paying attention, and then the captain will rescue her single-handedly. Finally, he expressed his willingness to use anything. Isn't it romantic to exchange Nancy?"

This is a little more reliable, the captain began to think seriously, but Petra said with concentration: "I think...in this way, Nancy will only think that the captain is too prodigal..."

The effect is counterproductive... Have you forgotten that this woman is a super rich fan?

At this time, Daniel, the love affair expert, finally couldn't stand it anymore. He spread his hands: "Your thinking is too limited, and the captain's troubles are only because Nancy is too independent and doesn't need him for everything, so she doesn't seem so important. , but to show the importance does not necessarily have to be something like a hero saving the beauty. When Nancy gradually begins to rely on the captain, she will naturally think of you first when something happens, and to do this, you must Instill in her the view that you are my woman, so I protect you as a matter of course."

Petra looked at her man shining brightly, great!Although I admired the captain at the beginning, but falling in love with the captain will definitely be very tiring. A man like Daniel is the most suitable for life. He is considerate and dedicated. Sure enough, Nancy is more suitable for the captain. Only she can make the captain like this. Headache.

Levi rested his chin, and stared at Daniel with a pair of dead fish eyes, um... He is a good friend of Nancy, and he is also an expert in sex, so he should be right, Levi motioned him to continue talking.

"First of all, a man's best weapon against a woman is to coax her well and praise her, so that she can become more carefree." Daniel took out a small book from his pocket, on which was written "How to Coax You Well" Wife".

"Coax her? Praise her?" Levi frowned.

"Praise the clothes she wears, the food she cooks is delicious, prepare some romantic candlelight dinners properly, and all kinds of anniversaries must be remembered." Daniel talked eloquently.

Levi carefully wrote it down in a small notebook: "Anniversary?"

"This is very important!" Daniel said confidently, with a proud face on his face, "On Valentine's Day alone, Xiao Pei and I will have twelve a year, one every month, and Xiao Pei's birthday, Christmas, etc. For festivals, gifts must be prepared, and preparations must be carefully prepared so that they cannot be repeated."

Twelve Valentines? ?Levi's face was like a pool of stagnant water, so troublesome, why the person who invented these festivals wasn't thrown out to feed the giants.

"When it comes to gifts, you have to choose what you like. Although Nanxi likes steel coins the most, it would be unromantic to really give steel coins, but as long as she is a woman, she will have such a characteristic, even Nanxi is no exception. They either like shiny and expensive things, such as diamonds, or they like things full of heart, that is, you do it yourself, it is best if she likes it but you are not good at it, so that it can show more novelty .”

Something shiny and expensive?This is easy to do, but if you buy it as a gift for Nancy, she will definitely like it, but it is more likely that she will sell it at a high price immediately, so it seems meaningless, so it can only be the second method... full of Thoughtful gift...

What Nancy likes and he's not good at...

"Soldier... Forget about cooking, have you ever tried the simplest cake? The one with only flour, eggs and sugar, I can help you make all the seasonings, and you are only responsible for putting it in the oven and cutting out the shape Just come, it should be safe, Nancy likes desserts very much, and it should be served with her favorite flowers." Petra suggested that at least every time Daniel sent cakes and flowers, she would be super happy.

Levi hesitated for a moment, then finally nodded heavily, deciding to give it a try.

A day later, just after completing the task, Nancy just walked out of the yard when she saw Levi standing at the door with a strange expression in his hand holding a box.

Nancy was curious: "Levi? Are you waiting for me? What's in your hand?"

Levi stuffed the box into Nancy's hand with a blank expression: "It's for you."

Seeing the awkward expression on Levi's face, Nancy was at a loss, and then the alarm bells rang in her heart. She was courteous for nothing, raped or stolen, and giving gifts was not in line with his zero EQ style at all, so Nancy tried Sexually asked: "Levi, do you want to borrow money from me?"

"..." Is there something else in this woman's head?Levi shook his head grimly.

Nancy guessed again: "Did you...drunk and fucked with other women?"

"..." It became more and more unreliable, Levi quickly interrupted her infinitely expanding brain hole, and said directly, "This is a holiday gift."

"Festival?" Nancy's head was full of question marks, "What festival?"

"..." Oops, I forgot what kind of unlucky Valentine's Day Daniel said this month, White Day?Red Valentine's Day?Forgotten, Levi thought about the recent holidays, and immediately made amends: "Labor Day, laborers are the most glorious."

"..." Nancy was speechless this time. She stared at the box for a moment, then opened the lid silently. After seeing the contents, Nancy's expression became extremely weird, "Levi...why did you send me an ass?"

butt? ? ! !

Hearing in the dark that the man in the corner, Levi, was all petrified, Daniel shook Petra's shoulder vigorously: "Little Petra, didn't you say that the captain made a heart-shaped cake for Nancy? How did it become a butt?" ??!!"

How the hell did he bake it? ? ! !

Petra looked like she was about to cry: "I didn't see the finished product. After the captain finished it, he put it away like a baby. He said it was heart-shaped..."

Desperate, okay...

Here Nancy's expression is even weirder: "And...Levi...why is there a few chrysanthemums stuck in this ass..."

All the stone pillars in the corner fell down, and Daniel looked up at the sky speechlessly: "Xiao Pei!!! Why did the chrysanthemum come out!!!"

Petra covered her face, her tears were so embarrassing that she couldn't shed her tears: "The captain was talking about roses... I don't know how he did it..."

Oluo couldn't bear to look directly: "The commander's EQ..."

It's just too worrying! ! !

"So, Levi, what do you mean by giving me an ass full of ass on Labor Day!" Nancy said coldly and angrily.

Can't think deeply, can't think deeply...

Levi's expression turned into a glacier, he grabbed the box, turned around and disappeared around the corner.

That night, Nancy refused to meet with Levi, and Levi, who was locked out of the door, directly took the rest of Levi's class out of the dormitory, and walked around the playground under the tender moonlight run laps.

Thirty laps later, the staggered people came to the secret meeting room with constipated expressions. They were absolutely innocent!Captain, you can't blame us for this!

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