dressed as cannon fodder tool man

"What, what are you talking about?" Su Mo had a strange expression on his face, he took a sneak peek at Lu Ran, then turned his back, his eyes were full of strangeness, "Shu Ling, you are finally back, you are not really stupid, are you? The sun above my head is quite dazzling, why are you daydreaming?"

If Shu Ling had told him this when he had just traveled through time, Su Mo might still have believed it, but now that the two of them have been together for so long, doesn't he know how much Shu Ling weighs?At this time, I thought of fooling myself, it was already too late!

Seeing that Su Mo was unmoved, Shu Ling became a little anxious, hugged his fat belly and said loudly, "Aren't you excited at all? Look at Lu Jin, he is also a time traveler, so he can get along with him." Surrounded by beautiful women, what about you? Treating Lu Ran as a cow and a horse, and enduring his sarcasm from time to time, what is the meaning of such a life! You don’t want to reach the top and live a life of excellence The Master's life?"

"No!" Su Mo refused without thinking.If you can lie down and win as a salted fish, who is willing to fight desperately.

"Oh, by the way, Lu Jin's life is not good at all. Maybe you have been demented for a while, and you still don't know the current situation. Just a second before you recovered, Lu Jin spread rumors to slander others' reputation, He has already been taken away by the disciples of the Law Enforcing Hall. I guess even if the head of the sect goes out, he will have to be locked in the confinement room before the secret realm of the Sea of ​​​​Bitterness begins."

"What?!" Shu Ling stood up cleverly, and his fat body walked back and forth, the anxiety on his face became more obvious, "Then you have to work harder! The strength of Tianlan Realm is respected, if you have no ability, Don't you want to be eaten until there is no scum left!"

"It's reasonable for you to say so, but I don't know how much you weigh? You can't wake up after a few days of dementia!" Su Mo rubbed his chin and looked at Shu Ling with a smile.

Shu Ling was trembling all over when he saw him, feeling very guilty, and said bravely, "Although I haven't awakened, but I think of a little memory from the past. I remember that there is a kung fu method, which is the technique of reconciling yin and yang, and it is the art of reconciling other people's body. Take the magic power as your own. You just need to find a powerful person to practice with him, and after that, you will be like a god, and you will soar into the sky."

Su Mo's eyes lit up, but the more he listened, the more unreliable he felt, "Aren't you talking about dual cultivation? I'm a decent person, and I would never do such a thing that betrays my appearance!"

Lu Ran watched Su Mo's expression constantly changing, and was curious in his heart. Knowing the reason for Su Mo's distraction from time to time should be one of his own reliance.Su Mo may be similar to Lu Jin and Su Qianqian in body, and possesses rare treasures, which is why he looks so special.

It's just that compared to Lu Jin and Su Qianqian, Su Mo is much simpler, and he basically doesn't hide his secrets at all. As long as he has the heart, he can discover the strange things about him.Fortunately, Su Mo usually doesn't like excitement, and often stays alone in the room, and the person he has the most contact with is himself.He was just a little curious about the strange treasures on Su Mo, and he didn't have the slightest desire to covet them. On the contrary, he had to protect Su Mo and the treasures on him at all times.

Because as far as he knew, Su Mo and he were on the same side, neither of them wanted Lu Jin and Su Qianqian to have a better life.

"What betrays your appearance? Su Mo, I didn't expect you to be full of such dirty things in your head!" As soon as Lu Ran approached, he heard Su Mo say such words as double cultivation and betraying his appearance, and his expression turned bad.

"When did you come here!" Su Mo jumped in fright, quickly took two steps back, glared at Lu Ran, and said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing sneakily, do you know that this is an infringement? other people's privacy."

"I don't know." Lu Ran was condescending, covering Su Mo under his body, and his tone was a little cold, "You are my fiance now, don't just think about embarrassing things, you will make a joke when the time comes, embarrassing Not only yourself, but me!"

Su Mo choked up, did Lu Ran have any reason?

Looking at Lu Ran, who seemed to be a little furious in front of him, Su Mo rolled his eyes, and suddenly had an idea, isn't it just double cultivation, doesn't he have an excellent partner in front of him!

The mother and fetus have been single for more than [-] years, he should really feel the joy of two people fighting!

"Wow, your ears are really sensitive!" Su Mo changed his face almost instantly, and the little tail behind him was about to wag up to the sky, and he pulled Lu Ran's sleeve and shook it, "Ah Ran, do you practitioners have good physical strength? Huh?" His pupils were clear and bright, and the pupils were pitch black, like two obsidian soaked in water.

Lu Ran had an intuition that there was deceit inside, and said cautiously, "Cultivators do have good physical strength." After giving a moderate answer, Lu Ran stared at Su Mo's reaction without blinking.

Su Mo was overjoyed, wouldn't it mean that he would be ashamed to say that he was a cultivator for three days and three nights?

"What about you? I think you are so powerful, you are so outstanding in all aspects, and your physical strength is even more outstanding?" Su Mo lowered his head shyly, then raised his head again, his face was full of admiration for Lu Ran.

An inexplicable pride rose in Lu Ran's heart, and he said almost without hesitation, "That's natural, I started practicing martial arts when I was three years old, and I can carry a tripod with strength, and it's okay to not rest for ten days and nights."

He spoke with restraint, but there was still a hint of pride that could not be concealed in his words.

Su Mo was overjoyed, but when he heard Lu Ran say that he could go on for ten days and ten nights, he couldn't help but tremble, swallowed his saliva in fear, and retreated a bit: Ten days and ten nights, my dear, is this still human? ?Would it be too much, don't die on the bed, it would be a shame!

Seeing Su Mo's expression turned from joy to worry, Lu Ran felt a little irritable for some reason, and cast a contemptuous glance at Su Mo, "Why, you are not satisfied? You know, looking at the Tianlan world, there is no second Physically better than me!"

Ding!

Su Mo raised his head abruptly, his eyes sparkled, and looking at Lu Ran felt all kinds of ups and downs in his heart, but at that moment, it turned into a beautiful hope for a happy life in the future.

"Ah Ran, you really are this!" Su Mo gave a thumbs up, then slowly approached Lu Ran, his fair face was stained with a trace of blush, he closed his eyes and said, "Actually, he just did I'm thinking about double cultivation and these things, but it's not about betraying lust, but thinking that since we are already husband and wife, and even have a fixed name, shouldn't we also fulfill the following obligations between husband and wife! "

The tail behind Su Mo was happily about to go up to the sky, and he almost engraved the words "Come and sleep with me" on it.

Lu Ran was stunned, and then his face burst into red, from the top of his head to the base of his neck, even his ears were as if they had just been fried in red oil, so red that they smoked.

so.......

Just now Su Mo asked him if his physical strength was good, what did he answer?

He said that he could go ten days and ten nights without rest!

He even boasted a bit, saying that there is no one in the entire Tianlan world who can match him, and no one can surpass him!

God, what did he say!How could he, the dignified young master of the Lu family, the noble and elegant son of the first son, say such colorful words.If people knew about him, he would definitely become the talk of countless people after dinner!

Thinking of this, Lu Ran even wished to turn back time and go back to the moment before the incident happened. If he had known it would be this way, he would not have asked Su Mo what he was talking about.He must honestly go up to drag Su Mo away, and then return to Luoxia Peak to seriously retreat.

Lu Ran wanted to escape this reality, but Su Mo quit. Seeing Lu Ran's innocent appearance, he became even more delighted, and there was almost a hint of excitement in his words.

"Oh, we're old couples now, what's there to be shy about! Didn't you say outside that you'd be loyal to me until death? Don't you just get out, get out, get out for ten days and a half months, what's the matter?" Big deal!"

Lu Ran hardened his fist.

Su Mo covered his mouth and laughed.

But who is Lu Ran, how could he suffer this loss like this?He can't beat Su Mo in a verbal battle, but where is his strength? I still don't believe that he can't deal with this little fox.

"Oh, is it? I'm afraid that it will really come for ten days and ten nights. Some people should not cry and beg for mercy." After finishing speaking, Lu Ran lifted Su Mo's chin, and then squeezed it very forcefully. With the strength to pinch Su Mo's annoying tail, he squeezed it hard.

The atmosphere stiffened instantly.

"Crap, hooligan—" Su Mo uttered a terrifying scream, covered his buttocks and looked at Lu Ran resentfully, the shock in his eyes was as real as it was, and he was short of writing "You pervert" five times on his face. Big letters.

Lu Ran was also stunned, his left hand was stiff, like a person born with a disability.Heaven testifies, he really just wanted to pinch Su Mo's annoying tail just now, and he really didn't act rude in any way!Unexpectedly, the moment he touched it, the tail was not pinched, but a soft ball was caught instead.

He is more frightened and confused than Su Mo, okay?

However, strangely, Lu Ran lowered his hand silently, his throat was a little dry.

The touch just now was really good, like the frozen tofu I ate when I was a child.

Lu Ran looked at Su Mo with focused and deep eyes.

Su Mo's scalp was numb and his whole body was cold, and he said a little irritably, "What are you doing looking at me like that? I didn't say anything when I was bullied by you. How dare you look at me like that? Brother , shall we show some face?"

As soon as Su Mo finished speaking, the Shangyuan disciples passing by raised their ears and made eye contact with each other:

Playing hooligans, what have I heard, am I right?

You heard me right, really, I heard it too, Young Master Lu actually played hooliganism on Mr. Su!

In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, I never thought that there are such warriors in my Shangyuan Xianshan, I can only say that Young Master Lu is doing a good job!

Wuwuwu, it seems that Young Master Lu has really identified Mr. Su, and has started to use force. Why is that person not me? I am willing!

The surrounding atmosphere became strangely silent again.

Lu Ran felt that before he went out today, he should read the almanac. The 18 years of wisdom were ruined in one go, what a disaster!

作者有话要说：苏陌：阿燃，吃豆腐吗？新鲜热乎的！感谢在2021-03-0216:45:36~2021-03-0415:34:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Yunshan fog cover;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!