dressed as cannon fodder tool man
Chapter 14: Changing Parents
"Boss...Boss, we have to be honest, we can't play hooligans!" Su Mo said with a look of grief and indignation, his trembling hands tightly protecting the little clothes left on his chest, and said weakly.
There was a trace of irritability on Lu Ran's face. Seeing Su Mo behave like this, he snorted coldly, and looked inside and out of his clothes, but he couldn't find what he wanted, so he couldn't help asking, "Why isn't there a demon?" Wen, where is the demon pattern on your body?"
If the big demon seizes the house, there will definitely be demon patterns on his body, and he just checked Su Mo's chest repeatedly, but he didn't see any abnormalities, so he couldn't help being surprised.
"Monster pattern, what demon pattern?" Su Mo was a little bit at a loss, remembering the first time Lu Ran saw him calling him a vixen, and the evildoer just now, he suddenly understood, his face turned red immediately, the tails of his eyes were raised, and he stared round , "Okay, I didn't expect you to be such a person! It's fine to bully me, but you still slander me as a goblin! Why don't you go to heaven?"
It's so hateful. He thought that the vixen in Lu Ran's mouth meant that, so he reluctantly accepted it. Unexpectedly, the goblin that Lu Ran said was really a goblin!The kind of Sao Fox who turned into a man really pissed him off.He has reason to suspect that this person is connoting him!
"I didn't—" Lu Qi was in a hurry, and he withdrew his hand. There was a tinge of red around his ears, and he didn't dare to look at the appearance of the person under him, so he said firmly, "You have a demonic aura, and you have a demonic appearance, you are not a demon What is it?"
"I..." Su Mo was speechless, he didn't understand why he was so demonic, and was about to refute, when he shuddered suddenly, and couldn't help wondering:
Lu Ran doesn't look like a person who is aimless. Since he thinks that he is a monster, he must have some basis. It is impossible to buckle such a big pot on himself for no reason.However, he himself absolutely cannot admit the identity of the Yaozu!Although everyone no longer yells at the monster race, but people who are not my race must have a different heart. If it is true that he is really a monster race, then he must not be able to stay in the human world.
Thinking of this, Su Mo reacted instantly and planned to strike first.
Su Mo's mouth shrunk, water mist slowly accumulated in his eyes, and his thick and dense eyelashes trembled slightly, like a black butterfly about to spread its wings.The corners of his eyes gradually turned rouge red, a crystal teardrop wet the eyelashes, and slipped from the pink tear mole, the young man sobbed softly, looking pitiful and innocent.
"You fox monster, weren't you very rampant just now? Why are you making such a gesture now?" Lu Ran saw that Su Mo was crying, his body froze, his face was ugly, upset, he couldn't help but stood up with a flick of his sleeves .
There is a play!
A flash of light flashed in Su Mo's eyes, and then he quickly restrained himself, rolled his body into a pitiful ball, and huddled in a corner, sobbing silently.
"Hey~"
"Stop crying, you're like a fly, you're so annoying!" Lu Qi shouted angrily.
"Uh——" Su Mo's throat choked, and he silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva. He shrunk his body again with some guilt, and couldn't help complaining in his heart, "This Lu Ran is really a dead straight man! I am such a lively and fragrant man The beautiful woman is crying in front of him, it's fine if he doesn't show mercy, but he still yells at me!"
"Hey, you're pissing me off!" Su Mo raised half of his face, weeping before saying anything, his eyes full of accusations.
"Don't play these tricks in front of me!" Lu Ran stared at Su Mo with staring eyes, "Who are you, and what is the purpose of coming to the human world?"
Su Mo was so frightened that he twitched his body, and quickly clamped his nine tails behind him. He only looked at Lu Ran cautiously, feeling very aggrieved, "I'm Su Mo, it's really Su Mo! You're so rude, first forcefully She made an appointment with me as a fiancée, and then took the opportunity to eat my tofu and take advantage of me. Now she still slanders me as a demon clan, which is simply too much! You are still the young master of the Lu family. Those stinky hooligans in the secular world are not much different!"
"Nonsense, I'm engaged to you because—"
"Because of what? Did you keep announcing the marriage between the young master of the Lu family and the first son of the Su family in front of everyone? Did you just take off my clothes and feel my chest? Did you justifiably suspect that I am a vixen, ruining my life?" My reputation?" Su Mo stood up suddenly, looked up at Lu Ran with his hips akimbo.
Seeing that Lu Ran was silenced by him, he became more confident in his heart, and his momentum climbed up. He mustered his voice and said, "You are shameless, I want shame! I was taken advantage of by you, but I have a hard time saying no." Come out! Now it may be rumored that I am a good dragon and sun, and I am willing to be subdued by you. Who knows that I have been tortured by you, not only physically, but also psychologically. How can I go out to meet people in the future? , how can you enter the fairy gate!"
"Your water and fire useless spiritual roots, there is no way that a fairy gate will accept you." Lu Ran accidentally glanced at Su Mo's pink chest, his face became hot, and he quickly looked away, retorting.
"Is it the same thing that others can't accept me and don't want to accept me?" Su Mo walked in front of Lu Ran in three steps instead of two. Seeing that he was short of breath, he was not so scared anymore. He held his face with both hands and tiptoed slightly. Standing on tiptoe, he turned his gaze away, "I don't care, you have to make it up to me!"
Lu Ran took a breath and stared at Su Mo in front of him.
The boy's eyes were watery and shimmering, and his cheeks were a little pink because of his anger. From such a close distance, he could even clearly see the fine hairs on the other's face.
The pair of fox ears on the top of the head are short and small. They look white and furry, with a light pink inside.
It must feel good to the touch, Lu Ran thought.
By coincidence, Lu Ran's hand landed on Su Mo's head. He put his two fingers together and made a pinching movement, but he didn't touch anything, only a few strands of black hair were stirred up.
The bodies of Lu Ran and Su Mo froze at the same time, and they both moved away inconceivably.
Su Mo's small face was flushed red, and even his neck was covered in pink. The tail behind him suddenly exploded, pointing at Lu Ran and moaning, "You...you pervert!"
Although it was indeed his intention to seduce just now, but——he must occupy the highest moral point so that he can firmly grasp this long-term meal ticket.
"You also said that you have no plans for me, but you just hate my integrity and greedy for my body!"
"I..." Annoyance flashed in Lu Ran's eyes, he secretly glanced at his disobedient right hand, gritted his teeth, and said, "It really is a fox demon, the ability to charm people is really superb! It's because I'm not good at cultivation, Follow your way, you wait for me!"
After all, he walked away immediately.
Seeing Lu Ran's running back, Su Mo felt very happy, and asked proudly with his waist in his hand, "How about a book spirit? How can I deal with this kind of young boy who has never been in love at first glance? Very experienced! You also said that I want to be single for the rest of my life, just wait, in less than half a month, I will definitely make him be devoted to me and respond to every request!"
"Hehe~" Shu Ling glanced at him faintly, showing indignation on his face, looking like a single dog who wants to be dissatisfied, "You couple, do you know that from the time you came out of the hot spring, my eyes are full of mosaics, Both of your words are encrypted in your ears, tell me, little bastard, behind your papa's back, what good thing did you two do to be coded?"
"What?" Su Mo was in a mess, and there was such a thing as coding?But the problem is that they really didn't do anything!
"Huh!" Shu Ling snorted coldly, and said dissatisfied, "You two dogs, carrying Shu Ling's grandfather, melon fields and plums, are immoral. Grandpa doesn't care about you anymore, but are you sure you can take Lu Ran? I don't think he will." It's so confusing, don't lose your wife and lose your army at that time!" Although it is also envious of Lu Ran's wealth, if Lu Ran sees the difference, this kid will definitely not know how to die when the time comes.
Su Mo stroked his chin, clicked his tongue, his eyes rolled, and the mole under his eyes became more alluring, "The Lu family has a strict family style. I heard that Lu Ran is still a cultivator. I tried it out today, and he really cares about love." I don't know anything about it, and now I'm staring at the name of the fiance of the young master of the Lu family, as long as I don't overdo it, I should be able to firmly hug this golden thigh."
"That's good, that's good!" Shu Ling's eyes lit up excitedly, and he danced, "If this is the case, that's great, you hurry up and ask for 1000 yuan of top-quality spirit stones, I haven't smelled top-quality spirit stones for a long time Already!"
"You think so well, you are not afraid of supporting yourself with 1000 yuan!" Su Mo slammed his fist on Shu Ling's head, and walked briskly to the kitchen.What spirit stones are not spirit stones, so naturally go to have a full meal first!His steamed pork ribs, pork trotters with pickled peppers, spicy dry pot......
Ahhh, here I come——
Lu Ran got out of the wing out of his mind, only to find the old god Lu Wushuang standing outside, he couldn't help wondering, "Grandpa, why are you here?"
"Ran'er, it's over so soon?" Lu Wushuang winked at Lu Ran with a gossipy face, "How does it feel? Is it more interesting than cultivation?"
He turned around Lu Ran, and said to himself, "Our monks have amazing physical strength and long endurance. Why did you come out so quickly? It seems that the kitchen will cook you a pot of tiger penis and deer antler tonic tonight." Soup..." Otherwise, what should I do if the Taoist couple ran away with others?Lu Ran frowned slightly, and the more he listened, the more he felt that his grandfather was confused. How could he say such strange words, "Grandpa, what are you talking about? Why do I get more and more wrong the more I listen?"
"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, you young people, understand and understand!" Lu Wushuang waved his hand, looking around, embarrassed to say that he was too old to do such shameless things as listening to the corner of the wall, so he could only live under his feet The wind, slipped away quickly.
While running, I was still thinking, the young people nowadays can really play, all the treasures and Qingqing are outdated, they should be called little fox spirits and little goblins!It's really interesting.
There was a trace of irritability on Lu Ran's face. Seeing Su Mo behave like this, he snorted coldly, and looked inside and out of his clothes, but he couldn't find what he wanted, so he couldn't help asking, "Why isn't there a demon?" Wen, where is the demon pattern on your body?"
If the big demon seizes the house, there will definitely be demon patterns on his body, and he just checked Su Mo's chest repeatedly, but he didn't see any abnormalities, so he couldn't help being surprised.
"Monster pattern, what demon pattern?" Su Mo was a little bit at a loss, remembering the first time Lu Ran saw him calling him a vixen, and the evildoer just now, he suddenly understood, his face turned red immediately, the tails of his eyes were raised, and he stared round , "Okay, I didn't expect you to be such a person! It's fine to bully me, but you still slander me as a goblin! Why don't you go to heaven?"
It's so hateful. He thought that the vixen in Lu Ran's mouth meant that, so he reluctantly accepted it. Unexpectedly, the goblin that Lu Ran said was really a goblin!The kind of Sao Fox who turned into a man really pissed him off.He has reason to suspect that this person is connoting him!
"I didn't—" Lu Qi was in a hurry, and he withdrew his hand. There was a tinge of red around his ears, and he didn't dare to look at the appearance of the person under him, so he said firmly, "You have a demonic aura, and you have a demonic appearance, you are not a demon What is it?"
"I..." Su Mo was speechless, he didn't understand why he was so demonic, and was about to refute, when he shuddered suddenly, and couldn't help wondering:
Lu Ran doesn't look like a person who is aimless. Since he thinks that he is a monster, he must have some basis. It is impossible to buckle such a big pot on himself for no reason.However, he himself absolutely cannot admit the identity of the Yaozu!Although everyone no longer yells at the monster race, but people who are not my race must have a different heart. If it is true that he is really a monster race, then he must not be able to stay in the human world.
Thinking of this, Su Mo reacted instantly and planned to strike first.
Su Mo's mouth shrunk, water mist slowly accumulated in his eyes, and his thick and dense eyelashes trembled slightly, like a black butterfly about to spread its wings.The corners of his eyes gradually turned rouge red, a crystal teardrop wet the eyelashes, and slipped from the pink tear mole, the young man sobbed softly, looking pitiful and innocent.
"You fox monster, weren't you very rampant just now? Why are you making such a gesture now?" Lu Ran saw that Su Mo was crying, his body froze, his face was ugly, upset, he couldn't help but stood up with a flick of his sleeves .
There is a play!
A flash of light flashed in Su Mo's eyes, and then he quickly restrained himself, rolled his body into a pitiful ball, and huddled in a corner, sobbing silently.
"Hey~"
"Stop crying, you're like a fly, you're so annoying!" Lu Qi shouted angrily.
"Uh——" Su Mo's throat choked, and he silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva. He shrunk his body again with some guilt, and couldn't help complaining in his heart, "This Lu Ran is really a dead straight man! I am such a lively and fragrant man The beautiful woman is crying in front of him, it's fine if he doesn't show mercy, but he still yells at me!"
"Hey, you're pissing me off!" Su Mo raised half of his face, weeping before saying anything, his eyes full of accusations.
"Don't play these tricks in front of me!" Lu Ran stared at Su Mo with staring eyes, "Who are you, and what is the purpose of coming to the human world?"
Su Mo was so frightened that he twitched his body, and quickly clamped his nine tails behind him. He only looked at Lu Ran cautiously, feeling very aggrieved, "I'm Su Mo, it's really Su Mo! You're so rude, first forcefully She made an appointment with me as a fiancée, and then took the opportunity to eat my tofu and take advantage of me. Now she still slanders me as a demon clan, which is simply too much! You are still the young master of the Lu family. Those stinky hooligans in the secular world are not much different!"
"Nonsense, I'm engaged to you because—"
"Because of what? Did you keep announcing the marriage between the young master of the Lu family and the first son of the Su family in front of everyone? Did you just take off my clothes and feel my chest? Did you justifiably suspect that I am a vixen, ruining my life?" My reputation?" Su Mo stood up suddenly, looked up at Lu Ran with his hips akimbo.
Seeing that Lu Ran was silenced by him, he became more confident in his heart, and his momentum climbed up. He mustered his voice and said, "You are shameless, I want shame! I was taken advantage of by you, but I have a hard time saying no." Come out! Now it may be rumored that I am a good dragon and sun, and I am willing to be subdued by you. Who knows that I have been tortured by you, not only physically, but also psychologically. How can I go out to meet people in the future? , how can you enter the fairy gate!"
"Your water and fire useless spiritual roots, there is no way that a fairy gate will accept you." Lu Ran accidentally glanced at Su Mo's pink chest, his face became hot, and he quickly looked away, retorting.
"Is it the same thing that others can't accept me and don't want to accept me?" Su Mo walked in front of Lu Ran in three steps instead of two. Seeing that he was short of breath, he was not so scared anymore. He held his face with both hands and tiptoed slightly. Standing on tiptoe, he turned his gaze away, "I don't care, you have to make it up to me!"
Lu Ran took a breath and stared at Su Mo in front of him.
The boy's eyes were watery and shimmering, and his cheeks were a little pink because of his anger. From such a close distance, he could even clearly see the fine hairs on the other's face.
The pair of fox ears on the top of the head are short and small. They look white and furry, with a light pink inside.
It must feel good to the touch, Lu Ran thought.
By coincidence, Lu Ran's hand landed on Su Mo's head. He put his two fingers together and made a pinching movement, but he didn't touch anything, only a few strands of black hair were stirred up.
The bodies of Lu Ran and Su Mo froze at the same time, and they both moved away inconceivably.
Su Mo's small face was flushed red, and even his neck was covered in pink. The tail behind him suddenly exploded, pointing at Lu Ran and moaning, "You...you pervert!"
Although it was indeed his intention to seduce just now, but——he must occupy the highest moral point so that he can firmly grasp this long-term meal ticket.
"You also said that you have no plans for me, but you just hate my integrity and greedy for my body!"
"I..." Annoyance flashed in Lu Ran's eyes, he secretly glanced at his disobedient right hand, gritted his teeth, and said, "It really is a fox demon, the ability to charm people is really superb! It's because I'm not good at cultivation, Follow your way, you wait for me!"
After all, he walked away immediately.
Seeing Lu Ran's running back, Su Mo felt very happy, and asked proudly with his waist in his hand, "How about a book spirit? How can I deal with this kind of young boy who has never been in love at first glance? Very experienced! You also said that I want to be single for the rest of my life, just wait, in less than half a month, I will definitely make him be devoted to me and respond to every request!"
"Hehe~" Shu Ling glanced at him faintly, showing indignation on his face, looking like a single dog who wants to be dissatisfied, "You couple, do you know that from the time you came out of the hot spring, my eyes are full of mosaics, Both of your words are encrypted in your ears, tell me, little bastard, behind your papa's back, what good thing did you two do to be coded?"
"What?" Su Mo was in a mess, and there was such a thing as coding?But the problem is that they really didn't do anything!
"Huh!" Shu Ling snorted coldly, and said dissatisfied, "You two dogs, carrying Shu Ling's grandfather, melon fields and plums, are immoral. Grandpa doesn't care about you anymore, but are you sure you can take Lu Ran? I don't think he will." It's so confusing, don't lose your wife and lose your army at that time!" Although it is also envious of Lu Ran's wealth, if Lu Ran sees the difference, this kid will definitely not know how to die when the time comes.
Su Mo stroked his chin, clicked his tongue, his eyes rolled, and the mole under his eyes became more alluring, "The Lu family has a strict family style. I heard that Lu Ran is still a cultivator. I tried it out today, and he really cares about love." I don't know anything about it, and now I'm staring at the name of the fiance of the young master of the Lu family, as long as I don't overdo it, I should be able to firmly hug this golden thigh."
"That's good, that's good!" Shu Ling's eyes lit up excitedly, and he danced, "If this is the case, that's great, you hurry up and ask for 1000 yuan of top-quality spirit stones, I haven't smelled top-quality spirit stones for a long time Already!"
"You think so well, you are not afraid of supporting yourself with 1000 yuan!" Su Mo slammed his fist on Shu Ling's head, and walked briskly to the kitchen.What spirit stones are not spirit stones, so naturally go to have a full meal first!His steamed pork ribs, pork trotters with pickled peppers, spicy dry pot......
Ahhh, here I come——
Lu Ran got out of the wing out of his mind, only to find the old god Lu Wushuang standing outside, he couldn't help wondering, "Grandpa, why are you here?"
"Ran'er, it's over so soon?" Lu Wushuang winked at Lu Ran with a gossipy face, "How does it feel? Is it more interesting than cultivation?"
He turned around Lu Ran, and said to himself, "Our monks have amazing physical strength and long endurance. Why did you come out so quickly? It seems that the kitchen will cook you a pot of tiger penis and deer antler tonic tonight." Soup..." Otherwise, what should I do if the Taoist couple ran away with others?Lu Ran frowned slightly, and the more he listened, the more he felt that his grandfather was confused. How could he say such strange words, "Grandpa, what are you talking about? Why do I get more and more wrong the more I listen?"
"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, you young people, understand and understand!" Lu Wushuang waved his hand, looking around, embarrassed to say that he was too old to do such shameless things as listening to the corner of the wall, so he could only live under his feet The wind, slipped away quickly.
While running, I was still thinking, the young people nowadays can really play, all the treasures and Qingqing are outdated, they should be called little fox spirits and little goblins!It's really interesting.
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