Qin Xiang

In the 13th year of Qin Shihuang, because the queen of the Great Qin Empire was a man, there is still no heir.Of course, Ying Zheng didn't take this trivial matter seriously at all. He was a real dragon in his previous life, although he was a little weak, he was cramped by his dear.

Ying Zheng, who has always considered himself a real dragon, is very keen on finding the elixir of life. As long as he and Gan Luo take it, they will be able to lead the Great Qin Empire to prosper.

(Gan Luo: Don't believe his nonsense, that guy is afraid of drinking Chinese medicine, and the pills are not so bitter.)

Finally one day, Xu Fu, who had been placed with high hopes by Shihuang, finally returned from overseas Penglai Xiandao. He brought two black elixir, which exudes a light fragrance. Although it is not strong, it is very domineering.

"Okay, this color looks like a good pill. Xu Fu, you have worked hard this time, find someone to test the medicine." Ying Zheng Dajia praised.

(Gan Luo: Black controls the dirt, don't make hobbies known to everyone...)

Xu Fu showed an extravagant smile, which was particularly low-key, luxurious and connotative. Ahem, Shihuang's reputation shocked the world, and Xu Fu didn't dare to be cold.

"The grass people are guilty. This elixir is extremely precious. There are only two pieces, so..." Xu Fu looked at Ying Zheng cautiously, and dared not say any more.

Ying Zheng naturally understood Xu Fu's unfinished words, has no one tried the medicine...

Xu Fu saw Shihuang Dada's right eyebrow raised, and his heart skipped a beat. Could it be that the emperor found out that I was fooling him?It shouldn't be.Didn't I just accidentally drop the pill into the sheep dung and almost couldn't tell it apart?Later, I specially added some nectar.

According to the legend, the sword eyebrows with big yellow feces are really unusual, comparable to Mo Xie.If the tail of the right eyebrow is raised, it is a sign of his thunderous anger, and if the tail of the left eyebrow is raised, it means that His Majesty the Emperor is in a good mood.Isn't there a song? "The left eyelid is twitching, good things are about to come, either you are going to be promoted, or you are about to get rich..." That's almost what it means.

Then someone will ask again, those two eyebrows are raised together.Those who spread gossip will definitely give you a shudder, you idiot, that kind of provocative scene must have only been seen by the Queen.

In short, Xu Fu's thoughts drifted farther and farther, and he almost scared himself to death.He quietly wiped the sweat from his head while stroking his hair.

"In this case, I will test the medicine for A Luo. If there is nothing wrong with me, I will let the queen take this medicine. If there is something wrong with me, hehe." Ying Zheng's words almost scared Xu Fu to his knees.

He just wanted to persuade Shi Huangda to take it easy, but that impatient guy had already swallowed it in one gulp.He didn't expect that after eating, his stomach hurt like a wrenching pain, and his vision became dark and he passed out.

This was really an unexpected result. Fortunately, relying on his tenacious physique, he finally woke up.After he woke up, the imperial physician checked his pulse again, and his favorite Ah Luo looked at him worriedly.

o(n_n)o I see Xiao Ganluo every time I open my eyes, so happy.

No, why is Gan Luo's face so dark?He seems to have made a mistake again.

Ying Zheng said pitifully: "Ah Luo, I promise, I will never eat indiscriminately in the future. Don't be angry, it's not worth it if you get angry."

Ying Zheng was talking when he was interrupted by Gan Luo violently: "Your body is more important, you are already pregnant, what kind of mess are you eating. Do you know that you almost had a miscarriage?!"

Ying Zheng was a little confused, why he could understand every word of Gan Luo's words, but couldn't understand any of them together?

Pregnancy...could it be said that Guigu is omnipotent, even learned how to get pregnant?

"Ah Luo, why didn't you tell me you were pregnant? Sit down quickly, this is our baby." Ying Zheng went to La Ganluo in a daze.

The other party also came over very gently, touched his eight-pack abs and said, "Yeah, I thought I would never have children in my life, Zhengzheng, you are awesome!"

Ying Zheng's dumbfounded gaze turned to the imperial physician.Also, why is Ah Luo so strange that he would call him Zhengzheng so sweetly? He must be dreaming, yes, it must be so.

The other party showed a smiling face like an old chrysanthemum, and shouted three times: "Congratulations, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you are happy!" The old doctor has practiced medicine for decades, and has never seen a man conceive. I couldn't help being a little surprised, I clicked, and passed away.

Happy...

Happy...

Up...

These three words played endlessly in Yingzheng's mind. Even when he unified the six kingdoms and became emperor, he didn't have such emotional fluctuations. The only thing comparable to it was probably the time when he married Gan Luo.

But this time it was surprise, that time it was joy...

(Gan Luo: The combination is a surprise.)

Ying Zheng came to his senses, and he said, "That's not right, even if a man can get pregnant, you're the one who got pregnant. I've always been the one who pushed you down?"

Gan Luo sighed, touched his belly and complained: "Hey, maybe your belly is more competitive than mine. You must be crazy this time."

No!I don't want you to surpass you in this respect at all!

Yingzheng started his pregnancy career depressingly, congratulatory memorials flew like snowflakes, and everyone praised the omnipotent emperor for acquiring a new skill.What are the Three Emperors and Five Emperors?Which of them will have children? !On the contrary, Gan Luo's status in the court rose instantly, and he was always despised by the generals, and suddenly he became a phoenix one day.Think about it, this is a man who can make the emperor's stomach big, a man among men!

Everyone looked at Gan Luo in awe, and of course the group of straight men were worried what would happen if they got pregnant by Gan Luo?I don't even know where to go to seek justice.Shi Huangda will definitely assassinate them.

Shihuang Dada didn't know what happened, time passed quickly, obviously she just found out that she was happy yesterday, and she was due to give birth today.He looked at the rumbling guy in his stomach with a headache, wishing he could pull it out and throw it away.

That is the highest level of pain.The pain was so painful that Yingzheng was dying.In the end... he died of pain.

Wait until Ying Zheng wakes up again.He found that what happened just now was just a dream.He was not pregnant at all, so he could finally get angry with peace of mind. Before losing his temper, he had to write an application to avoid bad prenatal education.He can ignore other people, but Gan Luo is a treasure hidden in his heart.

Ying Zheng was furious, and Xu Fu's internal organs were displaced by the roar, and his heart and liver trembled.In the end, Xu Fu lost his power and wealth, and soon fell to the streets, losing his life.Not to mention fooling the powerful.The whole Qin Empire no longer trusts a person who is greatly disliked by Shihuang. You must know that even those who want to overthrow the Qin Dynasty have to admit that Qin Shihuang has a unique and precise vision.

Gan Luo: Do ​​you still dare to take pills indiscriminately in the future?

Shi Huang Da Da: If I eat again, I will be a pig!