I became a brother

Zhang Xi is pregnant, which is the biggest event in the village recently.

After Zhang Jun knew about it, he went to Zhang Wen's house and told him. Zhang Wen was stunned, and only remembered in a trance that they were married last month. Zhang Xi was pregnant when he said that he was pregnant. This was the first time he felt it seriously.

In this place, men can give birth to babies QAQ

Seeing him in a daze, Zhang Jun thought he was still thinking about Zhou Chu, so he patted his shoulder and said earnestly, "Zhang Wen, you will find better ones in the future!"

Zhang Wen came back to his senses, wanting to cry but no tears; "Don't think about it, I'm just curious, uh...my brother is pregnant."

Zhang Jun glanced at him suspiciously, and said, "What's so strange about my brother being pregnant." After speaking, he whispered to his ear: "It's Zhang Xi who married Zhou Chu just over a month ago and became pregnant."

After finishing speaking, he was a little proud and said, "I don't think so, these two people may have done that kind of thing before they got married." Humming twice, he continued; "I said, Zhou Chu would like to I'm married to him, I'm afraid that little goblin Zhang Xi seduced him, the two of them did something shameful, Zhou Chu didn't want to marry

It's hard." After saying that, he said with a look of contempt; "I have long since disliked Zhang Xi, who will show me his pitiful appearance all day long?"

Zhang Wen was speechless. I didn't expect that the white lotus was really a white lotus. He interrupted Zhang Jun's words: "Don't talk nonsense, if others hear it, it will damage your reputation. Regardless of this matter, Zhou Chu and Zhang Xi always got married, if you think there is something strange, just read it as a joke and forget it, don't mess around outside

explain."

Zhang Xi said with a "hehe" smile; "I'm just talking to you." Seeing that Zhang Wen rolled his eyes at him, he coughed and changed the subject.

"I haven't seen you in the village for more than half a year. You always stay at home, and you are not afraid of bad luck." Zhang Jun propped his right cheek and said absent-mindedly.

Zhang Jun didn't say anything, he hadn't noticed yet, he has been here for more than half a year, and he seldom leaves this courtyard.

"There's nothing I can do about it. I don't know anyone now, and I don't know who to turn to when I go out." He had to use this reason to explain to Zhang Jun.

As soon as Zhang Jun heard this, he immediately cheered up and said to Zhang Wen: "It's because of this! You should have said it earlier, I will take you out to play!"

With Zhang Jun's self-recommendation, he also came interested and asked, "Do you have any fun?"

Zhang Jun knew there was a show, so he strongly recommended it to Zhang Wen; "I don't like what those little guys are playing, so I won't tell you." Then he patted his head again, jumped up from the stool, and said excitedly; "That day I passed by Shanyin and saw a bird's nest on a willow tree." Then he clapped his hands and pressed Zhang Wen

shoulders, and said with bright eyes; "Zhang Wen, how about we dig out the bird's nest!"

Your home is in the north of the village, how can you get to the shaded land in the south of the village ==!

He wasn't going to expose Zhang Xi, besides, who didn't dig out a bird's nest when he was a child!But he still pretended to be hesitant and said to Zhang Jun: "But the place is so remote, if you fall, wouldn't you even be able to shout?"

Zhang Jun let go of the hand holding Zhang Wen, beat his chest, and said, "I'm a brother anyway, how could I climb a tree." He smiled slyly at Zhang Wen; "I'll go find Liu Fei and let him climb a tree. Let's divide the eggs."

Zhang Wen thought it was feasible, so he nodded and said, "Okay, when will we go?"

Seeing that Zhang Wen agreed, Zhang Jun quickly said, "I'll come to you tomorrow afternoon." Without waiting for Zhang Wen to start talking, "I'll go to him now." Then he ran away, letting Zhang Wen call him two times. No sound was heard.

Zhang Wen sighed, and thought that Zhang Jun was so outrageous, and he didn't know how that idiot Zhang Long could stand it! Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing again.

Originally, Li Yun planned to give Liu Carpenter gifts during the Chinese New Year. By the way, I asked him to help open some cabinets. When Zhang Daniu came back, Li Yun told Zhang Daniu, and Zhang Daniu said nothing, so he was arrested the next day. A rooster, took Zhang Long to find Carpenter Liu,

Unexpectedly, when Zhang Long saw Carpenter Liu carving the pattern of the cabinet, Zhang Long began to think about carpentry, and secretly told Zhang Daniu. The farmer who depends on the sky for his food, brazenly mentioned it to Carpenter Liu. Carpenter Liu has no children under his knees.

Seeing that Zhang Long is simple and honest, he nodded in agreement, and the rooster became a "teacher's gift".

In the past few days, Zhang Long went to Liu Carpenter's house early and came back at night. Seeing Zhang Long's tired but contented face when he came back, Zhang Wen was also very relieved.

Then I thought of myself again. I have been here for so long, except for the three taels of silver I got when I sold a flower cat last time. It seems that I have been living a life like rice worms. Even Zhang Jun, he also helped the family make rice worms when the farming was busy. As for the farm work, Zhang Wen couldn't help but feel ashamed.

But thinking about it, he really doesn't know what he can do. He doesn't know how to raise chickens. Once he fed too much, and was told by Li Yun, let's do business, and he doesn't have that economic acumen. He used to do game special effects, and there is no computer here, where can he do special effects.

He had no choice but to take one step at a time. Anyway, there wasn't so much entertainment here. As long as he had something to eat, he would be satisfied. Thinking about food, Zhang Wen was at a loss again.

He doesn't know how to cook. There seems to be no "man" who cooks in this world. So I don't even know the only skill of being a brother. Zhang Wen thought of a terrible fact: I will definitely be lonely for the rest of my life!

So Zhang Wen was very enthusiastic that night, and surrounded Li Yun to watch how he cooks. Li Yun was so annoyed by him, so he said that he would teach him in a few days, let's eat first tonight.

Zhang Wen was also hungry, so he readily accepted the proposal.

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Just after lunch the next day, Zhang Jun came to find Zhang Wen. Li Yun knew that he was going to Shanyin, so he told him to be careful, and let him go.

Shanyindi is at the southernmost part of the village. It is called Shanyindi because it is at the foot of the mountain and it is backed by the sun. Zhang Wen and his gang arrived in Shanyindi in a mighty manner. They found that the bird's nest had been taken out. Zhang Jun looked at it disappointedly. The willow tree, the enthusiasm along the way faded instantly.

Seeing this, Liu Fei proposed to block blue crabs in the river. It is autumn now and it is not too cold. Zhang Wen also wanted to go and have a look, so he agreed. It's not good to make a trip for nothing, and I agreed.

Just like that, Liu Fei took Zhang Wen and the others to the river, and happened to meet a few boys from the village. Everyone heard that Liu Fei and the others were going to block blue crabs, so they all followed. Just like that, the team grew huge , from four people to twelve people, except for Zhang Jun and Zhang Wen who are brothers, the others are boys.

Some boys saw that Zhang Wen, whom they hadn't seen for half a year, was there, so they all ran to talk to Zhang Wen.

"Zhang Wen, we haven't seen you for a long time." Li Gou ran to Zhang Wen and said. Immediately, the boys all echoed.

"No way, I went out with Mr. Zhang a few days ago." Zhang Wen said with a smile.

"When did it happen? Why didn't we see you." Another kid asked.

Zhang Wen rubbed his head, thought for a while, and said, "I forgot what day it was, I remember that a brother surnamed Yang came to the town that day and said he wanted to rent [-] mu of land."

Liu Fei leaned over and said, "I know, I know! I went there too, that brother Yang is so beautiful!"

"Really?! Zhang Chu and I went to pick wild fruits on the mountain that day, but we didn't see him. Does Yang Geer look really good?! Is he even more beautiful than Zhang Xi!" Li Gou felt that he hadn't seen any beauties. Very sad. Some boys who didn't make it to the side are also asking "is it, is it?"

Liu Fei looked smug; "Zhang Xi is simply incomparable to him." Then he hooked his fingers again, and the boys on the side immediately leaned forward, Liu Fei continued; "My brother Yang is the son of the town, although Zhang Xi She looks good, but compared with Brother Yang, I always feel that something is missing." Then he looked annoyed

Said; "I don't know what's missing, in short, it's not as good-looking as Brother Yang."

Zhang Wen smiled and said: "How can we local guys in the village compare with other boys and girls who have been taught by teachers since they were young, and they are not all like us, playing crazy all day long."

Zhang Jun was unhappy when he heard this, and said to Zhang Wen: "What's wrong with the brothers in the village, the brothers in the village are worse than the brothers in the village!"

Zhang Wen smiled and said, "That's not what it means. My son was taught etiquette since he was a child, so he has more charm than us."

When Liu Fei heard it, he clapped his hands and shouted, "Yes! Qiyun, that's Qiyun! Brother Yang sat there, and the flowers were all compared." Then he said to Zhang Wen, "Zhang Wen, I think you After recovering from the illness, there is also Qiyun."

Zhang Wen rolled his eyes, thinking that I am in my 20s anyway, how could I be like you little brats.

Zhang Jun suddenly realized when he heard the words: "I said why I think you look more and more beautiful recently. It turns out that it is like this. I didn't notice it unless Liu Fei said it." Then he caught Zhang Wen and looked around, but he didn't see anything, so he grabbed Zhang Wen Wen shook his hands left and right, and said coquettishly; "Good Zhang Wen, tell me quickly, where did you learn it?"

Yes, I also want to have charm."

Zhang Wen was amused by him, pulled out his hand and knocked on Zhang Jun's head, and said with a smile, "How do I know, otherwise, you can go knock on the head and see if you can get some charm."

Zhang Jun smiled "hehe" when he heard the words, and said, "Forget it, I'm precious for my head."

The boys on the side burst into laughter, Liu Fei whistled to Zhang Jun, and said, "Zhang Jun, what are you going to learn, anyway, Zhang Long is so devoted to you, it's useless if you learn."

Zhang Jun blushed when Liu Fei said it, and stomped his feet; "You all know how to make fun of me, when you are going to marry a brother, see if I don't make fun of you."

The boys on the side laughed even more, and Zhang Wen also laughed. Seeing this, Zhang Jun pretended to hit Zhang Wen, and annoyed: "You also laugh, and when you become an adult next year, look at me, boy, I won't make fun of you! "

Zhang Wen raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm only twelve, and it's only the next year that I'll be an adult."

After hearing this, Zhang Jun put away his embarrassing look, and smiled at Zhang Wen "hehe"; "Zhang Wen, don't tell me that you forgot that you were born in the twelfth lunar month, and you will be thirteen in two months." up!"

Zhang Wen really doesn't know, so he will be fourteen next year, and Li Yun said that after Zhang Long and Zhang Jun's affairs are settled next year, he will be ready to be a boy for himself. He thinks he will have to wait two years before he becomes an adult , it doesn't matter, I didn't expect that he will be fourteen next year, wouldn't it be that Li Yun will take him with him when the spring comes in the next year?

Thinking about it, Zhang Wen made a bitter face.

Seeing this, Zhang Jun made a grimace and said, "I told you to laugh at me, but now you can't laugh."

Zhang Wen spread his hands and said, "I really can't laugh anymore." Then he made the people around him burst into laughter.

On the other hand, Liu Fei stopped laughing for a while, ran to Zhang Wen, and said, "Zhang Wen, why don't you just be with me? I'll be fifteen next year, so I can marry you." He said with a serious face: "I will definitely treat you well."

Zhang Jun put his back against Zhang Wen's, and said, "Look, there are people asking for marriage." Li Gou and the others also booed from the side, whistling, and said, "Please, please, Liu Fei and Zhang Wen asks for a kiss."

Zhang Wen was made amused by them. Although this body is only 12 years old, it is a 20-year-old soul living in it. How can he marry a group of little kids who dig birds from trees and catch shrimps from rivers? They all felt awkward, so they said, "Come on, I haven't thought about it yet."

Unexpectedly, Liu Fei asked, "Then I'll tell you when you're an adult, will it work?"

Seeing that Liu Fei didn't seem to be joking, Zhang Wen said to Liu Fei, "That's not okay."

Liu Fei let out an "ah" and walked away dejectedly.

Seeing that the atmosphere had turned cold, Li Gou interrupted: "Didn't you say you're blocking blue crabs? Why don't you hurry up?" Then everyone left talking and laughing again.

The author has something to say: I took a look at [Taohua Weiwei] who didn’t have many manuscripts, and thought about publishing on the 17th.

Want to cry without tears QAQ