The breeder is the ceiling

"This is not my problem. Some people are too naive, and I can't help it." Gojo Satoru said with a smile.

"It's better to be naive than perverted." Parallel Wu counterattacked calmly.

"Just now I suddenly remembered a famous saying, I wonder if you have heard it? If you can't eat grapes, say grapes are sour." Gojo Satoru poked people's scars without hesitation.

"Coincidentally, I also remembered a famous saying. I think it makes sense. People don't want to be invincible in the world." Parallel Wu directly attacked with a deadpan face.

Xia Youjie and the others watched silently, watching the two of you talking to each other, because they didn't curse directly, and Hua Ji didn't hear what they were saying. If she didn't stop, no one would Can stop these two naive men who scold each other.

They don't understand, why is there? People can get along with themselves to such an extent, how much does this person hate themselves, obviously they usually seem quite narcissistic.

"Forget it, make a fuss on your own, I'm leaving." Xia Youjie reckoned there was? Hua Ji was there, and the two of them had a quarrel like this, and he was too lazy to get involved, so he decided to let them go.

As soon as Xia Youjie opened his mouth, Kikyo and Yiwozuo also said that they retreated first, and finally only Leuhu stayed by Hua Ji's side, always on guard against Hua Ji being taken away.

After Hua Ji dawdled and ate her breakfast, what to do next became a problem.

Gojo Satoru wanted to take Hua Ji out to play, and Pingxiang Wu wanted to go together, but it was too dangerous for the two of them to go out together, and it would be troublesome if they were discovered, so Gojo Satoru naturally refused.

The two quarreled again.

"We're out on a date, what are you doing here? Are you a light bulb?"

"What's the date, Hua Ji? Don't? Date an old man with an evil heart."

"It's said that it's a couple, even a single dog should know that it's normal for couples to date."

"Are you a couple? You are innocent girls and kidnappers with evil intentions!"

"The more you talk, the more you go too far. If you envy me, you can just say it."

"Don't envy you? Face? I'm protecting Hua Ji."

"Hua Ji needs it? Do you protect it? You are just a mess."

"Yes? It's not about Hua Ji, do you think you can still stand here properly?"

The two of them quarreled more and more fiercely. Of course Hua Ji could see it now. The girl wrinkled her face and stopped, "Wu Wu and Wu Wu can't quarrel, everyone should get along well."

Gojo Satoru and Pingwu stopped their voices at the same time, but they still looked at each other with disgust.

"Anyway, don't even think about taking Hua Ji out without permission." Parallel Wu resolutely refused to back down.

"How could there be? You are such an annoying guy?" Wujo Wuqi laughed back, but there was really no way, after all, he couldn't get rid of the other party, and compared to parallel Wu, he needed to take into account what happened? consequences of exposure.

In the end, the plan to go out to play had to be cancelled, but the two didn't want to stay in the dormitory and look at each other and hate each other, so they unanimously decided to go to the training ground to find students to pass the time.

Louhu watched the whole process and was amazed. As expected, only Wujo Wu could deal with Wujo Wu.

……

Training Course.

In fact, the students had no intention of training today. To be precise, since yesterday they learned that there were two Wujo Enlightenments, they were in a state of being out of their minds.

Everyone has discussed several times whether to go to the teacher's dormitory to see?Look?.

"Teacher Wutiao!" Yujin Yuzhang was the first to notice the three people and one curse spirit coming over.

Following his yell, everyone looked over in unison, and then they saw Hua Ji, Leu Hu, Gojo Wu and Parallel Wu. It was easy to distinguish between them. The one Hua Ji was leading was this The five enlightenments of the world.

"Good morning everyone!" The girl greeted with curved eyebrows.

"Good morning..." Everyone looked? Look? Hua Ji, looked? Look? Gojo Satoru, and then looked? Look?

"What kind of expressions do you guys have? Don't worry about this guy, just treat him like a piece of shit on the side of the road." Gojo Satoru said calmly, not feeling the point of comparing himself in the parallel world to shit at all. question.

"You in this world have such a teacher who is worse than shit. It's really hard for you." Parallel Wuyi sighed to the students with a sympathetic face.

Everyone: "..." As expected of you, Teacher Wutiao.

"Teacher, uh, teachers, what are you doing here today?" The considerate Yoshino Junpei decided to be a peacemaker and helped to change the subject.

"Are the teachers here to teach us?" Kagome Higurashi who was also considerate asked cooperatively.

Gojo Satoru: "No, just come and take a look?"

Parallel Enlightenment: "No, why don't you have something to do to see?"

Yoshino Junpei and Higurashi Kagome: "..." Return their thoughtfulness!

"I was still worried about you guys. See? We thought too much, so I said how could you need it? We care about it." Chanyuan Maki rolled her eyes, as if she had let go of her previous worries.

Although the two Wujo Satoru said they were just here to come and not attend class, but since they came, it was naturally impossible for them to do nothing, so the two of them took turns as training partners.

When Gojo Satoru went to practice as a partner, Parallel Satoru organized a speech and decided to try to "save" Hua Ji.

"Hua Ji, don't you think Hui is more suitable..." Parallel Wu stopped halfway through his words, his brows were slightly frowned, and he was lost in thought.

He was going to let Hua Ji see more boys who were more suitable for him, such as Fu Heihui, but suddenly felt that Fu Heihui couldn't do it. That guy was taciturn, he couldn't coax girls at all, and he often smelt a picture. Face, knowing the tasks and training all day long, how can it be done!

Substitution!Parallel enlightenment? To the students training in the field.

Otoko Yuta, there used to be someone I liked, and I still love him even now, no way.

Dog curly thorns, communication is inconvenient, no.

Yuren Yuzhang, there is a troublesome double-faced Nuo in his body, no.

Yoshino Junpei, his personality is too soft, his strength is lacking, so he can't do it.

Fat Da, um... just can't do it.

Parallel Wu suddenly disliked these students, how come none of them are worthy of Hua Ji.

"What's wrong with Hui? What does Wu Wu want to say?" Hua Ji asked curiously when she saw that Ping Wu hadn't continued.

"No, it's nothing, let me think about it again." Parallel Wu replied calmly.

Looking at his expression, Liu Hu suddenly understood. He flew from Hua Ji's shoulder to Ping Wu's shoulder, and before the other party chased away flies, he said, "An enemy's enemy is a friend!"

Because Hua Ji was on the side, he couldn't speak clearly.

Parallel Satoru raised his eyebrows slightly, seeing the cue of Louhu winking, he also understood, but it was not surprising that the other party saw it, after all, from the quarrel between him and Gojo Satoru, normal people can see that he is not satisfied with this world He and Hua Ji became lovers.

"Actually, I've always been very good-looking, that boy Fu Heihui." The old god Leuhu said with emotion.

"He can't do it, he doesn't talk too much, he can't coax people." Parallel Wu vetoed it, and then, without waiting for Leuhu to open his mouth, he succinctly stated his evaluation of the male students just now, anyway, he vetoed them all , "None of them can do it, you still have? No suitable candidate?"

Leaky Hu: "..."

Leo Hu always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, but anyway, he still agreed with what Ping Wu said. In the eyes of the old father, anyone who has shortcomings is not worthy of Hua Ji, even if it is Fu Heihui, who has always been optimistic, is also the tallest among the dwarfs, and he was selected after being reluctant.

"What do you think of those in Kyoto Prefecture?" Leo Hu thought for a while and made a serious proposal.

"Kyoto prefecture..." Parallel Wu began to think seriously, "Aoi can't do it, it's too ugly, Kamo Kenji, can't do it, that guy listens too much to the family's words."

"I know too few people, think again if there is any suitable one." Leu Hu added, "It doesn't have to be a student."

Parallel enlightenment thoughts spread out, and the conjurers I know flashed through my mind one by one. Brush out those who are not good enough in appearance, brush out those who are not good in strength, brush out those who are not good enough in character, and brush out those who are not rich enough? Brush off if you are too busy, brush off if you are not coaxing, and brush off if you are not dedicated enough...

Damn, no one is worthy of the lovely Hua Ji!

If Hua Ji wants to get married, the partner must be handsome, powerful, gentle in character, dedicated in emotion, rich in money, powerful in time, sweet-talking and coaxing.

and many more……

Parallel Wu suddenly froze. He seemed to have found someone who met the standard. Thinking about it carefully, isn't this himself?

No, no, this is not the reason why I can not be a human in the parallel world!

Hua Ji is still so young, so there is no rush for this kind of thing, there will definitely be in the future? Appropriate!

Leu Hu see? Parallel Wuyi? He has been meditating, and he doesn't rush. He can fully understand that the other party can't think of a suitable candidate in a short time. After all, Hua Ji is so good, ordinary people are not worthy of it.

"Oh, this kind of thing can't be rushed." Leu Hu expressed the feeling of someone who has experienced it.

"What are you two talking about? When did you get mixed up?" Gojo Satoru just walked over at this moment, looking at the muttering Parallel Satoru and Leuhu, with a suspicious look on his face, thinking with the strands of his hair Everyone knows that it will definitely not be a good word, "It's your turn, hurry up and go to the training partner."

Parallel Wu glanced at him blankly, and for a rare moment did not turn back, calmly got up and walked towards the middle of the training ground.

"What were you talking about just now? Volcanic head." Gojo Satoru looked at Leohu.

"Nothing." Leu Hu shook her head guiltily.

"Isn't it discussing how to pry into my corner?" Gojo Satoru showed a threatening smile.

"How, how is it possible, ha, ha ha." Leo Hu felt even more guilty, looking? Looking up? Looking down? Looking left and right, just not looking? Gojo Satoru.

"Wu Wu, what do you mean by prying the corner of the wall?" Hua Ji asked curiously.

Oops, I forgot that there is a curious baby here, how can I explain this.

"It means that guy still wants to take you away." Gojo Satoru thought for a while and gave a vague explanation, but there was no difference in the result anyway.