The emperor forced my father to rebel every day

Li Lan knocked off Yuan Zhi's hands that were tearing at his robe, and said angrily, "Yo! Your Majesty is really powerful, but if your Majesty devotes one-tenth of his thoughts to a villain on state affairs, then General Fuyuan will You won’t be attacked and seriously injured. If your majesty wants to explore the villain’s gully, the villain will also see if your majesty’s blade is long enough!”

Yuan address: "..."

Ah!amazing!It really made him guess, if this continues, the guy in front of him will ride on him one day.

Yuan Zhi was full of pride: "Don't you know if I'm tall or not?" He rubbed against Li Lan again.

Li Lan dodged a little, "Ah! Listen to what your majesty is talking about?! The sky has eyes, and the emperor is above. Your majesty is not afraid of the old ancestors in the imperial mausoleum, who gather around the bed in the middle of the night , staring and asking His Majesty why he lived like this?"

Yuan Zhi raised his eyebrows shamelessly, "That's what I did, you were the one who seduced me. Besides, they are all a bunch of dead old bones. When they forced this troublesome country into my hands, Why don't you ask Zhen Le first if he is willing to take this job?"

Li Lan was biting her teeth and said: "Your Majesty's edict of guilt has not been finished yet, you have to hurry up, otherwise it will be cold at night, and His Majesty may kneel on this floor tile all night."

"Honey, it's so cold on the ground..."

Li Lan smiled, "No, hot springs are poured from the ground of the palace, this is what His Majesty told the villain."

"But the floor tiles are hard... aren't you afraid that your husband's knees will be broken?"

Li Lan tilted her head, with a sly light in her eyes, "How could that be?! When the villain was young, he was punished by His Majesty to kneel twice in three days, but now he still walks swiftly. Why put it on His Majesty, it won't work. Your Majesty can't be so double-standard! Don't worry, the villain has experience, and with a strong body like His Majesty, he will not have any problems kneeling for three days and three nights."

"You..." Daughter-in-law, Daughter-in-law, Daughter-in-law, bear with it!

Seeing Li Lan walking towards the outside of the hall, he said anxiously: "Where are you going? Aren't you with me? You're not here, I can't write any more."

"The villain is here, His Majesty may not be able to write any more."

Li Lan casually glanced at the sinful edict thrown on the ground, with some messy things drawn on it.

He leaned over to pick it up, pinched his fingers and looked at it carefully.

In an instant, the muscles on his face trembled, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He looked at Yuan Zhi, and asked sternly, "This is the edict written by His Majesty?!"

Yuan Zhi pretended to be innocent with a playful smile, and learned from the painful experience: "Recently, I have committed a crime. I am so ashamed and angry! My wife is angry, it is my crime. My wife is worried, it is my crime. Work hard on my wife's muscles and bones." It’s my fault. I’m heartbroken and gnash my teeth, that’s why I painted such a lively and fragrant spring image, in order to make my wife smile.”

He took the silk cloth in Li Lan's hand, and explained in detail: "Come on, beauty, please look here. These two lovely people are upside down, head to tail, entangled with each other, like ancient vines. The tree is also like a dragon with a moon. Such a novel posture can only be drawn by a master who has read [-] picture books like my husband. Look! It is so lifelike!"

He stretched out his hand to wrap around Li Lan's waist, and pecked lightly on Li Lan's neck, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose another day, so I'll try it with you today as a husband?"

The corners of Li Lan's eyes were pretty, and her index finger hooked Yuan Zhi's jade belt, "Okay, come, Your Majesty will follow me."

"well!"

"Come, this way." Li Lan gently pushed Yuan Zhi down on the map of Dasheng Quan that was spread on the ground.

Yuan Zhi was lying on the ground with his backhands on the ground, joking with surprise: "So my wife likes this kind of thing? Very good! Very good! This map is big enough. Today, my husband is on this beautiful river and mountain. Tuotu."

Li Lan raised the corners of her mouth and smiled wickedly, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, this map is indeed big enough, but ah, Your Majesty can use it for himself, and villains are not blessed to take it."

"Baby, what do you mean?"

"What do you mean?" Li Lan picked up a corner of the map, lifted up the map with lightning speed, rolled up Yuan Zhi fiercely, and held it tightly!

Yuan Zhi was covered by the sudden darkness, "Honey, are you going to play hide-and-seek with your husband?"

Li Lan dragged Yuan Zhi, who was wrapped like a spring roll, onto the bed.

He pulled out the feather duster used by the palace servants from the white glazed plum vase next to it.

Pa——towards the ball of maps!

Yuan Zhi, who was still stretching his arms and legs inside at the beginning, immediately stopped moving!

Wrapped in the endless darkness, he was stunned for a long time before he asked in disbelief, "You... you hit me?"

Li Lan sternly said: "Speaking is meaningless, it is a crime to offend the emperor!"

Pa——"Thinking of yourself and others, benefiting the superior and harming the inferior, is a crime!"

Pa——"It's a crime to regard state affairs as a trifle and waste the life of Marquis Wu'an!"

Pa——"Lawful and filthy, privately drawing pictures of sex is one of the crimes" Yuan Zhi: "!!!!" Have you been raped by your family? !

No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't escape the map that was crushed to death by Li Lan.

He hid inside with a buzzing voice: "Baby, if you have something to say, don't be angry. It's fine if you hit me a few times. If you get angry, it will be a waste of Xu Yuanpan's hard work."

Li Lan threw the feather duster on the ground, straightened her sleeves with cold eyes, and then said slowly, "How can you be so angry? Your Majesty just said, "Train my wife's muscles and bones_, and your wife will act according to His Majesty's words." The muscles and bones were stretched. These few blows were really fun, and I felt instantly refreshed and refreshed.”

Yuan Zhi squinted his ears in the map and heard some small voices, as if Li Lan was about to leave, he asked anxiously, "Honey, where are you going? Do you want to let me out first?"

Li Lan said indifferently: "The villain is going to find Xu Yuan for a sentence. The general Fuyuan is an old friend of the villain, and he has a very close friendship. The villain must spend more time to take care of the general. Whether it is sent to Lingguan The people are still medicinal materials, and the villain has to take a look at it himself to be at ease. If the sky is high and the road is not so far away, I am afraid that the team will be hindered, the villain really wants to go to the Lingguan in person, take good care of the general, and thank the general The kindness of Ritong villain."

"Nan Zhao! How dare you?! If you have the guts, let me out first!"

"Okay! The villain will go first. Your Majesty, let's have a good rest!"

Hearing the sound of Li Lan leaving the inner hall, Yuan Zhi struggled a few times but failed, and shouted towards the outside of the hall: "Xiao Shunzi, Xiao Wuzi! Dog slaves! Are they all dead?!"

Li Lan stood outside the hall and listened to the commotion from inside, and said to the little five sons who came back from announcing the decree: "Go and make a pot of chrysanthemum tea. Your majesty is very angry today, and needs to be defeated!"

"Yes!"

After Li Lan brushed his sleeves and left, the little five followed the words and ordered the imperial dining room to make a cup of silver chrysanthemum tea, and carefully carried the tea tray into Xufeng Hall.Yuan Zhi heard that someone was coming, and shouted: "You dog! I'm on the couch! Don't let me out yet!"

Xiao Wuzi listened to the sound and looked, and sure enough, he saw a dusty gray silk ball lying on the bed, which was still wriggling.

"Hurry up!"

"Hey!" Xiao Wuzi hurriedly responded, and ran quickly, after searching for a long time, he finally found a corner of the silk cloth.

It took a lot of effort to dismantle the silk cloth and release Yuanzhi.

"Your grandfather's! You can figure it out!"

Yuan Zhi was panting heavily, sweat dripping down his blushing face.

He patted Xiao Wuzi's head with his palm, "Damn it! You move so slowly! If it's later, I'll be sent away by you."

The fifth son presented the teacup and said, "Your Majesty, take a sip of tea to moisten your throat."

"What's this?"

"Return to Your Majesty! It is the silver chrysanthemum tea that the master asked the servant to cook when he went out just now, saying that it was for His Majesty's anger."

"Oh!" Yuan Zhi took it over, sat cross-legged on the couch, and sipped.

Xiao Wuzi looked at a feather duster thrown on the ground, bent over to pick it up, and put it back where it was.

"Wait!"

The little five bowed, "Your Majesty ordered." "Who allowed you to put these messy things in the inner hall?!"

"Returning to Your Majesty, this has always been a rule in the palace. On the day of the spring equinox, use a multicolored feather duster to wipe away dust and ward off evil spirits."

"According to my will, this rule will be abolished immediately. If you let me see sticks, dusters and other objects, be careful with your skin!"

"According to the order, the servant went back to the Ministry of Internal Affairs and asked them to find other objects that symbolize good luck and good luck for a hundred years."

"Wait! Are you talking about a hundred years of marriage?"

"Return to Your Majesty, yes. The horns of the rooster are superior, and the eyes can ward off evil spirits. This pair of feather dusters not only use colorful rooster tails, which symbolize auspiciousness, but also add double tails of mandarin ducks, which symbolize the love between husband and wife and a long-term relationship."

"Yo! It's the first time I've heard of it, so... then let's keep it. This colorful black is quite pleasing to the eye after a long time."

Xiao Wuzi looked at the messy silk cloth on the couch again, which seemed to be a map, "Your Majesty, this...is a map? Why..."

Yuan Zhi said calmly: "Ang, well, boudoir fun, sir likes these tunes, saying that he is tired of staying in the palace, and occasionally looking for excitement."

The fifth son nodded, suddenly realized: "So that's the case, Mr. is really a romantic person, and he is extremely considerate to His Majesty."

The corners of Yuan Zhi's mouth twitched, "Well, considerate, extremely considerate. Didn't you just make chrysanthemum tea on the back after leaving, just to help me get rid of my anger!"

The little five sons admired: "Mr. is really a rare gentleman in the world. He heard that Marquis Wu'an was injured, and he personally went to the imperial hospital to get medical officers and medicinal materials for his majesty. I am afraid that the hearts of the soldiers in Lingguan will be chilled. If you go to the examination for fame, Such a virtuous person will become a famous minister in the future when he pays homage to the Prime Minister."

Yuan Zhi took another sip of tea, and Si Lue asked, "Do you also think that Mr. Qilin's talents are wasted by nesting in this four-cornered palace?"

Little Wuzi hurriedly knelt down, "I don't dare! I don't dare speak nonsense, I'm stupid."

"It's okay, just tell the truth."

The little five swallowed the sleepy sputum before saying: "I haven't read any books, but I know a saying that the old people often say, the dragon rests on the beach and waits for the tide to rise, and the tiger sleeps deep in the mountains and waits for the wind to come."

Seeing Yuan Zhi's gloomy face, the little fifth son added, "However, do everything as you like. I feel that my husband is very happy when you are with His Majesty, and I serve you every day by your side. My husband pretends to be His Majesty with all his heart and eyes. So, It is not necessary to go to the temple to be considered helpful to the community. Your majesty is the master of the world. If you are happy, your majesty will be happy. If your majesty is happy, the world will be better. Your merits are immeasurable."

Yuan Zhi chuckled, raised his leg and lightly kicked Xiao Shunzi's buttocks, and said with a smile, "You're not very old, and you're quite talkative."

He handed the teacup to Xiao Shunzi, and asked, "When you went to declare the decree, which medical officers did Xu Yuan order to go to Lingguan?"

"Returning to Your Majesty, the northern region is bitterly cold. The medical officers ordered by Xu Yuan either said that they had old mothers, wives and children at home, or that their medical skills were mediocre. They were afraid of missing Marquis Wu'an's illness, so they tried to shirk one after another."

"So? The Tai Hospital doesn't even have anyone who can do it?"

"Returning to Your Majesty, it's not true. I thought those medical officers were cowards, but who knows that young heroes are born, and there is really a little medical officer who volunteered, kneeling down and begging for orders, scrambling to go."

"who's that?"

"Who else? It's that little medical officer who looks a lot like Mr. Xu Yuanju's precious apprentice, Yin Xiu!"

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