The emperor forced my father to rebel every day
Chapter 1 It's Your Fault for Delaying Grandpa to Eat Chicken - The Emperor Forces My Father to
In the most prosperous theater building in the capital, several merchants sat in the lobby, listening to ditties, drinking wine, and chatting about the mountains along the way.
"Shopkeeper Wu, where are you calling?"
"I just came back from the Kongkong Pavilion."
"Could it be that you are also looking for that..."
"It's just right, but unfortunately, I missed it today."
"Shopkeepers, are you talking about the living god in the Kongkong Pavilion?"
"That's right, that living fairy is very mysterious."
"Yo, let's hear it."
"This gentleman's name is 'Li Lan', and he is the closed disciple of the white-bearded sage in Liubai Mountain. He settled down in the Kongxu Pavilion in the suburbs of Beijing a year ago. Mr. Lan is extremely talented, knows everything about astronomy and geography, and is known as 'Mr. Omniscience'".
"That's right, if anyone is lucky enough to kiss Mr. Wuzhi and give him advice, those who are officials can be successful in their official career, those who are businessmen can make a fortune, and even the girl who has not left the cabinet will be able to have a good time if she looks at Mr. from a distance. .”
"Let's not talk about it, let's talk about a few months ago. The eldest wife of the censor's family was infertile and hadn't given birth for many years. She didn't have a son who could inherit the ancestral business. She could only watch a few concubines give birth to a child. Another baby. The eldest lady was anxious, and went to the Kongkong Pavilion every day to worship. One day, the eldest lady met Mr. Wuzhi, but she just looked at the figure of his back from a distance. After returning, the eldest lady actually had a pregnant image. Lord Yushi I was so grateful that I was born with a son, and immediately asked someone to offer a longevity card to the son of Wuzhi at the ancestral hall in the mansion."
"There are too many miraculous things like this. Mr. Wuzhi quickly became a noble person sought after by the dignitaries of the capital, and he is regarded as a living god, so hot."
"What's even more mysterious is that Mr. Wuzhi doesn't show his face or show his face. All the entrustments are handled by the attendants around him."
"Maybe it's because Mr. Li is old and inconvenient? After all, the master of Li En's pavilion is already an octogenarian, so the elder brother of Li En must be an old fairy who is about to ascend?"
"It's very possible. Besides, sir, he doesn't eat fireworks in the world, and he has never been greedy for gold, silver and money. When it comes to remuneration, the attendants around him just shook their heads and remained silent. Obviously, talking about money is an insult to sir." .”
"Mr. Li Lan is really high-spirited! High-spirited and bright! I admire! Admire!"
"But people in the world feel that since they have received Mr. Li Lan's favor, they must do something for him. So everyone tacitly exchanged the rewards for offerings and donated the entire amount to the Kongkong Pavilion. Finally, the Kongkong Pavilion was restored from a one-year The few tile-roofed houses in the past have been repaired into today's majestic red-walled and green-tiled palace, and the incense is flourishing."
"Hey! It's so amazing, then I will go to Kongkong Pavilion to visit Mr. tomorrow. Don't be afraid of a few jokes from me. I just took in a concubine recently, and I feel a little... I can't do it. I have to ask Mr. to help me, just in case Lord Yushi is usually old enough to have a son, so I will have no regrets in life."
……
Sitting in the corner was a young man in a fine attire, with handsome features and a very dignified look. He took a sip from the wine glass with his slender fingers.Although he was a few tables away from several merchants, the words just now fell into his ears verbatim.
After a while, an attendant came from outside, stood respectfully by the young man's table, bowed slightly, and said, "Master, I found out. It's him!"
The hand of the young man holding the wine glass trembled, his eyes were low and cold, and he crushed the wine glass.
The entourage hurriedly presented a towel, the young man took it and wiped his hands, then threw the towel on the table casually, and said: "Do it."
……
On the outskirts of Beijing, a dilapidated carriage drove quietly from Kongkong Pavilion to Yashan.
The people in the carriage were dressed in gray robes, lazily resting their hands on the cushions, squinting their eyes and sleeping lightly.
The moonlight at night lightly sprinkled on this person through the car window, revealing an indistinguishable, monstrous cheek, extremely cold.
This person is Li Lan.
only……
Cuckoo—two sounds, the sound came from the Wu Zang Temple.
Li Lan opened her eyes lightly, sighed, and complained to the stone on which she was driving: "Hey... When I went down the mountain, my father had no property, and he wrote water signs for others and visited graveyards all the way to the capital. I thought Going to Li'en to eat hot food, I didn't expect this old guy to be poorer than me, and I followed him to eat bran and swallow vegetables all day long. And you, my master finally took some commissions, and when it comes to rewards, you shake your head You say you are a mute, can’t you say it and write it down? How could they understand that you mean too little or not enough? His grandma misunderstood it as no! The master is a prostitute. All the money spent in vain is cheap. Take it to repair his dilapidated yard. Now if I want to make a tooth sacrifice, I have to go to the cliff to catch pheasants."
Hearing that there was no response from the stone outside the carriage, Li Lan knocked on the window again with a folding fan, and said impatiently: "Shitou, are you talking to me? Your tongue has been pulled out, is it because your ears are not working well?"
A creak—the carriage stopped.
Li Lan shook her body for a while, and asked again: "Have you arrived yet? I can tell you, if you can't catch pheasants today, you can go to sleep in the woodshed!"
Stone still did not respond.
Li Lan was in a hurry, and pushed open the car door with both hands, but the stone had long since disappeared.
For a moment, a silvery light shone on his face, very dazzling.Subconsciously, he opened the folding fan to block it.
I only heard a deep voice from a person in the distance, "Is this the living god who is famous in the capital? He is not old, but he is quite capable of deceiving people."
Li Lan was already hungry, but now he was stopped from eating chicken, so his anger rose and he cursed, "Damn it! You can call me a bluff, but it's your fault if you delay me from eating chicken! Where? Get out of here!"
The glaring silver light shining on Li Lan's face suddenly disappeared, and only then did he see clearly that it turned out that what dazzled his eyes were rows of guards in fish-scale armor.
Fish scale armor...
Li Lan staggered, her complexion became paler and her whole body tensed up.
In the world today, besides that person, who else can use the fish-scale armor? !
Before he had time to think about it, he listened to the order from the person opposite: "Drag over here!"
Two burly guards stepped forward to pick up Li Lan and dragged her forward, before falling in front of the man.
Li Lan lay on the ground, staring fixedly at the ground, not daring to raise her head.
The man sneered, and the bone-chilling voice pierced Li Lan's eardrums, and said, "I... should I call you Li Lan, Mr. Wuzhi, or... Nan Zhao?!"
"Shopkeeper Wu, where are you calling?"
"I just came back from the Kongkong Pavilion."
"Could it be that you are also looking for that..."
"It's just right, but unfortunately, I missed it today."
"Shopkeepers, are you talking about the living god in the Kongkong Pavilion?"
"That's right, that living fairy is very mysterious."
"Yo, let's hear it."
"This gentleman's name is 'Li Lan', and he is the closed disciple of the white-bearded sage in Liubai Mountain. He settled down in the Kongxu Pavilion in the suburbs of Beijing a year ago. Mr. Lan is extremely talented, knows everything about astronomy and geography, and is known as 'Mr. Omniscience'".
"That's right, if anyone is lucky enough to kiss Mr. Wuzhi and give him advice, those who are officials can be successful in their official career, those who are businessmen can make a fortune, and even the girl who has not left the cabinet will be able to have a good time if she looks at Mr. from a distance. .”
"Let's not talk about it, let's talk about a few months ago. The eldest wife of the censor's family was infertile and hadn't given birth for many years. She didn't have a son who could inherit the ancestral business. She could only watch a few concubines give birth to a child. Another baby. The eldest lady was anxious, and went to the Kongkong Pavilion every day to worship. One day, the eldest lady met Mr. Wuzhi, but she just looked at the figure of his back from a distance. After returning, the eldest lady actually had a pregnant image. Lord Yushi I was so grateful that I was born with a son, and immediately asked someone to offer a longevity card to the son of Wuzhi at the ancestral hall in the mansion."
"There are too many miraculous things like this. Mr. Wuzhi quickly became a noble person sought after by the dignitaries of the capital, and he is regarded as a living god, so hot."
"What's even more mysterious is that Mr. Wuzhi doesn't show his face or show his face. All the entrustments are handled by the attendants around him."
"Maybe it's because Mr. Li is old and inconvenient? After all, the master of Li En's pavilion is already an octogenarian, so the elder brother of Li En must be an old fairy who is about to ascend?"
"It's very possible. Besides, sir, he doesn't eat fireworks in the world, and he has never been greedy for gold, silver and money. When it comes to remuneration, the attendants around him just shook their heads and remained silent. Obviously, talking about money is an insult to sir." .”
"Mr. Li Lan is really high-spirited! High-spirited and bright! I admire! Admire!"
"But people in the world feel that since they have received Mr. Li Lan's favor, they must do something for him. So everyone tacitly exchanged the rewards for offerings and donated the entire amount to the Kongkong Pavilion. Finally, the Kongkong Pavilion was restored from a one-year The few tile-roofed houses in the past have been repaired into today's majestic red-walled and green-tiled palace, and the incense is flourishing."
"Hey! It's so amazing, then I will go to Kongkong Pavilion to visit Mr. tomorrow. Don't be afraid of a few jokes from me. I just took in a concubine recently, and I feel a little... I can't do it. I have to ask Mr. to help me, just in case Lord Yushi is usually old enough to have a son, so I will have no regrets in life."
……
Sitting in the corner was a young man in a fine attire, with handsome features and a very dignified look. He took a sip from the wine glass with his slender fingers.Although he was a few tables away from several merchants, the words just now fell into his ears verbatim.
After a while, an attendant came from outside, stood respectfully by the young man's table, bowed slightly, and said, "Master, I found out. It's him!"
The hand of the young man holding the wine glass trembled, his eyes were low and cold, and he crushed the wine glass.
The entourage hurriedly presented a towel, the young man took it and wiped his hands, then threw the towel on the table casually, and said: "Do it."
……
On the outskirts of Beijing, a dilapidated carriage drove quietly from Kongkong Pavilion to Yashan.
The people in the carriage were dressed in gray robes, lazily resting their hands on the cushions, squinting their eyes and sleeping lightly.
The moonlight at night lightly sprinkled on this person through the car window, revealing an indistinguishable, monstrous cheek, extremely cold.
This person is Li Lan.
only……
Cuckoo—two sounds, the sound came from the Wu Zang Temple.
Li Lan opened her eyes lightly, sighed, and complained to the stone on which she was driving: "Hey... When I went down the mountain, my father had no property, and he wrote water signs for others and visited graveyards all the way to the capital. I thought Going to Li'en to eat hot food, I didn't expect this old guy to be poorer than me, and I followed him to eat bran and swallow vegetables all day long. And you, my master finally took some commissions, and when it comes to rewards, you shake your head You say you are a mute, can’t you say it and write it down? How could they understand that you mean too little or not enough? His grandma misunderstood it as no! The master is a prostitute. All the money spent in vain is cheap. Take it to repair his dilapidated yard. Now if I want to make a tooth sacrifice, I have to go to the cliff to catch pheasants."
Hearing that there was no response from the stone outside the carriage, Li Lan knocked on the window again with a folding fan, and said impatiently: "Shitou, are you talking to me? Your tongue has been pulled out, is it because your ears are not working well?"
A creak—the carriage stopped.
Li Lan shook her body for a while, and asked again: "Have you arrived yet? I can tell you, if you can't catch pheasants today, you can go to sleep in the woodshed!"
Stone still did not respond.
Li Lan was in a hurry, and pushed open the car door with both hands, but the stone had long since disappeared.
For a moment, a silvery light shone on his face, very dazzling.Subconsciously, he opened the folding fan to block it.
I only heard a deep voice from a person in the distance, "Is this the living god who is famous in the capital? He is not old, but he is quite capable of deceiving people."
Li Lan was already hungry, but now he was stopped from eating chicken, so his anger rose and he cursed, "Damn it! You can call me a bluff, but it's your fault if you delay me from eating chicken! Where? Get out of here!"
The glaring silver light shining on Li Lan's face suddenly disappeared, and only then did he see clearly that it turned out that what dazzled his eyes were rows of guards in fish-scale armor.
Fish scale armor...
Li Lan staggered, her complexion became paler and her whole body tensed up.
In the world today, besides that person, who else can use the fish-scale armor? !
Before he had time to think about it, he listened to the order from the person opposite: "Drag over here!"
Two burly guards stepped forward to pick up Li Lan and dragged her forward, before falling in front of the man.
Li Lan lay on the ground, staring fixedly at the ground, not daring to raise her head.
The man sneered, and the bone-chilling voice pierced Li Lan's eardrums, and said, "I... should I call you Li Lan, Mr. Wuzhi, or... Nan Zhao?!"
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