The school bully is actually a madman who loves his wife

Tang Guangjun was a little embarrassed.

He hesitated for a long time before telling Gu Jinbei what happened last night.

It turned out that after he kissed Gu Xiaonan last night, the two of them quickly fought like a arrow.

Gu Xiaonan was at the age of adolescence, and he was a little itchy to be teased by someone he liked so much. In addition, the two had been together for a while, so he was ready to let it go.

Unexpectedly, at the critical moment, Tang Guangjun suddenly discovered a terrible thing.

He didn't wear a condom.

It was already midnight at that time, and the old house was far away from the urban area, and there was not even a convenience store around.

Tang Guangjun struggled for a long time, but finally he gritted his teeth and gave up.

He dared not take the risk.

In case Gu Xiaonan got pregnant by him, Gu Jinbei would definitely cut him to death.

After listening to Tang Guangjun's narration, Gu Jinbei was silent for a moment, and said, "You can come and ask me for it."

"What do you want...?"

"set."

The corner of Tang Guangjun's mouth twitched, with an expression of "you're kidding me".

"I asked you for it, will you give it to me?"

"I'll let you go."

"........."

Even if he said so, Gu Jinbei still removed the phone case in front of Tang Guangjun, took out a small umbrella from it and handed it to him.

Tang Guangjun took the small umbrella and was stunned.

"Fuck, Brother Bei, why did you put this thing in the phone case?"

Gu Jinbei looked at Tang Guangjun, his long and narrow eyes calm and calm: "The clothes will be taken off at any time, and the bag can't be carried all the time, it's most convenient to put it in the phone case."

Tang Guangjun nodded adoringly, indicating that he had learned it.

"But...is there only one?"

"How many more do you want?!"

"No, no, I'll just ask..." Tang Guangjun was frightened by Gu Jinbei's eyes, and quickly put the small umbrella into his trouser pocket, "After all, Brother Bei, you gave me the nickname humanoid pile driver, so I wondered why I couldn't put ten Eight are enough..."

Gu Jinbei's face darkened: "Who came up with this nickname?"

"Uh..." Tang Guangjun scratched his head, "Who else came up with this kind of nickname, it must be your uncle..."

Gu Jingxing was always outspoken in front of them, without any pretensions of an elder.

Tang Guangjun was already used to it.

Gu Jinbei squeezed her fingers, not knowing what she was thinking.

It wasn't until Tang Guangjun's hungry stomach started to gurgle that he said coldly, "Don't hurt her, do you hear me?"

Tang Guangjun was taken aback when he heard this.

After he realized what it meant, his face was burning hot.

"I... I try my best... No! Not my best, I must..."

Tang Guangjun didn't know what he was talking about, he only knew that Gu Jinbei's words were the imperial decree, and it was right to follow his words.

However, Gu Jinbei did not trust him so easily.

Tang Guangjun, a little virgin, has never talked about a girlfriend before, so he must be Xiaobai in that respect.

His promise can only go in one ear and out the other, and cannot be taken seriously.

Thinking about it, Gu Jinbei opened the suitcase, took out a bottle of divine oil from it, and threw it to Tang Guangjun: "Go on."

Tang Guangjun caught the oil, a little confused.

The packaging is all in English, I don't know what it says.

"This thing is similar to lubricating oil, but the effect is better." Gu Jinbei said, "Whether it's a man or a woman, it won't go well for the first time. I don't ask you to give her a good experience, but it must not be for your own pleasure. And hurt her, otherwise, you know what the consequences will be."

Gu Jinbei is always very scary when he is serious.

Tang Guangjun also knew that he was definitely not joking.

After all, in Gu Jinbei's life, apart from his parents, the most important people are Gu Xiaonan and Qiao Ruo'an.

He can give everything to Qiao Ruoan.

Not to mention the sister who is connected by blood.

"Brother Bei, don't worry, I will definitely put Xiaonan's feelings first, and I won't make her feel bad!" Tang Guangjun looked serious, like a soldier preparing to die.

Seeing that he was so sincere, Gu Jinbei didn't say anything else.

Although he, the older brother, always worried like an elder, he wished that Gu Xiaonan would stay under his wing for the rest of his life.

But Gu Xiaonan is just a younger sister after all.

The closest person for the rest of his life should be Tang Guangjun, not him.

He must digest this matter as soon as possible.

"Then...Brother Bei, can we go eat now?" Tang Guangjun held his stomach and swallowed.

Yesterday's New Year's Eve dinner was attended by all kinds of elders, so he didn't feel embarrassed to eat too much, and his stomach was already hungry at the moment.

Gu Jinbei let out an "um", got up, and walked out of the room with him.

……

The lunch on the first day of the Lunar New Year is dumplings, which are steaming hot, and just looking at them has a Chinese New Year atmosphere.

Qiao Ruo'an really liked the feeling of family reunion, especially after the strange faces from the Yu family were gone, he felt more at ease. After eating more than [-] dumplings in a row, his stomach became round.

After the whole family finished their meal, Mr. Gu suddenly waved to Aunt Su mysteriously.

Aunt Su understood and quickly brought up the red envelopes she had prepared.

The Gu family has such a habit.

Every time the children come to the old house to celebrate the New Year, they have to kowtow to get lucky money.

Although the children are now adults, they are still very young babies in the eyes of Mr. Gu, so the link of giving lucky money has not been deleted.

"Children, come here and kowtow to grandpa." Shi Manyun stood beside Old Master Gu with a smile on her face, watching the children beside her change from two to four, she felt extremely happy.

As the eldest son, Gu Jinbei was the first to walk in front of Mr. Gu, knelt down and kowtowed.

"Grandpa, happy new year, everything goes well."

"Good, good, good." Old Master Gu handed the red envelope to Gu Jinbei, "Our Xiaobei is the most promising child of the Gu family, and the future of the Gu family depends on you."

Next, the other three people also kowtowed to Mr. Gu and got red envelopes.

It was the first time Qiao Ruo'an received a red envelope at such a young age, and it was such a thick red envelope. He was both excited and curious about how much money was in it.

"This belongs to Yu Jiao." Mr. Gu treats the children equally. This morning, when he found out that Yu Jiao had a fever and couldn't go home, he asked Aunt Su to wrap her with a red envelope, "Now that she's sick, she doesn't have to kowtow to me. Yes, you send it up to her."

"Yes." Aunt Su nodded.

Just as he was about to go upstairs, he suddenly heard the doorbell.

Aunt Su is a little strange.

During the Chinese New Year, apart from the Gu family and the Yu family, Mr. Gu only made an appointment with that donkey friend and her granddaughter.

And they came only the day after tomorrow, not now.

Aunt Su walked to the door and turned on the videophone.

On the screen is a man in his thirties, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, who looks strange.

"who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for Mrs. Yu." The man said, "She asked me to come over and said she wanted to see the house... Feng Shui."

When Aunt Su heard this, she frowned immediately: "Did she notify Mr. Gu in advance?"

"I...I don't know much about this." The man stammered, "Mrs. Yu asked me to come, saying that there was something wrong with the house, and I was also entrusted by someone, so I drove two hours to get here. "

The last sentence was deliberately said by the man to Aunt Su, in order to let her be accommodating and let him in first.

But Aunt Su didn't buy it.

She had made it very clear to Ge Zhen in the morning that she could only call someone over with Mr. Gu's consent, but Ge Zhen refused, and didn't take what she said to heart at all.

"The owner here is Mr. Gu Zhang, and Mrs. Yu is just a guest. She asked you to come here without Mr. Gu's consent. I can't let you in." Aunt Su replied in a businesslike manner.

The man was a little anxious when he heard this.

He drove dozens of kilometers here, but he couldn't even get in the door?

How about that!

So he said in a hurry: "How about this, you call Mr. Gu first, and I will tell him in person..."

Aunt Su doesn't want to talk nonsense with men.

Just about to hang up.

Ge Zhen suddenly walked over from a distance, snatched the phone from her hand, and pressed the button to open the door.

"Oh, is Mr. Bu here? Please come in, please come in!"

"Hey, Mrs. Yu..."

Before Aunt Su could finish her sentence, she was pushed aside by Ge Zhen.

"Didn't you say in the morning that you were just a servant of the Gu family? What right does a servant have to keep my guests out?"

"..."

In the end, Aunt Su didn't stop the man.

When Ge Zhen brought the man into the living room, everyone was confused and didn't know what she was going to do.

Until Ge Zhen recounted what she said to Aunt Su this morning, and then pushed the man in front of Mr. Gu: "Uncle, this is my friend, Mr. Bu, he is proficient in wind and water, and he can also use spirituality. He helped to look at this house, there are only advantages, no disadvantages..."

Mr. Gu can be regarded as a person who fears ghosts and gods. He knows many well-known Feng Shui masters and horoscope masters in the circle.

But he had never seen this timid and wretched man in front of him.

"Your surname is Bu?" Mr. Gu stared at the man, "What's your full name?"

"Bu... Bu Gaopu..."

After the man finished speaking, Gu Xiaonan burst out laughing!

Bogop?

Homophony is unreliable!

That's it, you still want to come out to bluff?

The man knew what Gu Xiaonan was laughing at, and his face suddenly became very ugly.

But he still bite the bullet and said: "Mr. Gu, although I am young, I am still very skilled. If you don't believe me, you can give it a try."

Everyone has been let in, and Mr. Gu also wanted to see what tricks he could do, so he smiled and said, "Okay, then you can try."

5 minute later.

The whole family came upstairs and watched the man take out a bunch of weird things from his bag and put them on the ground.

According to Mr. Unreliable, these things are used for "practice".

"Well... let me see if there is any dirt in this house first!" Bugaopu took out a roulette-like object, and pretended to be walking up and down the corridor.

Qiao Ruoan was very curious, and kept staring at Bu Gaopu, and found that his face was a little pale and his forehead was still covered with sweat.

"Brother Bei, is Mr. Bu uncomfortable?" Qiao Ruoan asked in a low voice next to Gu Jinbei.

Seeing Bu Gaopu's cowardly expression, Gu Jinbei couldn't help chuckling: "He should be quite uncomfortable."

Without real skills, he still dares to play tricks in front of Mr. Gu and Gu Weidong...

Are you really tired of living?