The Favorite of the Court of Joy

Zhao Minghan's face became gloomy, Wan Zi pulled Zhang Xiaoqian down at the dining table, and motioned him to put the egg yolk quicksand bag for Zhao Minghan.Zhang Xiaoqian suddenly felt a little dumbfounded, it turned out that the wise and mighty Prince Rui was playing childish temper.Afterwards, Zhang Xiaoqian immediately put an egg yolk quicksand bun into Zhao Minghan's bowl, flattering him and said, "My lord, eat it while it's hot. This new type of steamed stuffed bun is delicious. I guarantee that after you eat one, you'll want to eat the second one."

"Well, I'll just eat and eat to see if what you said is false." Zhao Minghan lowered his head and took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun. It was really full of flavor, much tastier than the usual steamed stuffed bun.Although he was happy in his heart, Zhao Minghan pretended to be calm and said: "It's okay, just a little more than ordinary buns."

Zhang Xiaoqian kept rolling his eyes in his heart, saying it's okay, why did you reach out and pinch one, no, it's two.Before, Zhang Xiaoqian labeled Zhao Minghan as "black-bellied", but today he thinks he needs to add another label - "fake prudence".

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Zhao Minghan felt that Zhang Xiaoqian's eyes were full of ill intentions.

Zhang Xiaoqian immediately raised a smile and said, "It's nothing, I just think you are really handsome today, my lord."

"Handsome guy?" Zhao Minghan remembered how drunk Zhang Xiaoqian was in Zuixianlou that time, pestered him, and also said that he was a handsome guy. Given the presence of so many people, give him a hint?Well, I understand, I will let you kiss enough tonight.

Zhao Minghan was in a good mood, and said: "Hurry up and eat, after eating, I will take you outside the city to relax."

"Really? Say what you say and don't go back on your word." It is often said that a woman can turn her face faster than a book, but Zhang Xiaoqian thinks that Zhao Minghan can turn her face faster than a woman.

"Of course this king keeps his word." Zhao Minghan said.

Zhang Xiaoqian replied with a friendly smile, complaining in his heart: It has been several times that he has not done what he said.

"Wanzi, Ximei, do you hear me, we can go out to play now." Zhang Xiaoqian's whole heart was agitated when he heard that he could go out.

Wan Zi and Xi Mei also nodded happily.

"It's for a walk, not to play." Zhao Minghan reminded them that among the three of them, two of them are pregnant, and if they play too much, don't lose the child too.However, he saw that they immediately quieted down, making him look like a bad person, so he said: "It's okay to play, but it can only be a small game. Don't forget that you have children in your belly, and everything comes first. Do you understand?"

"Understood, my lord." The three of them smiled again.

Zhao Minghan suddenly realized that he was seriously ill.Once upon a time, he was a handsome and unrestrained prince who never considered other people's feelings, why now he has to act according to the face of a darling.Suddenly, a small flame slowly drilled out from the bottom of my heart.But when he thought of Zhang Xiaoqian calling him "handsome guy", the little flame slowly extinguished again.He said to Zhang Xiaoqian: "You can only call me "handsome guy" do you hear me?"

Zhang Xiaoqian was baffled, but he nodded and agreed at the first moment. He knew very well that if Zhao Minghan became unhappy, he might cancel the outing again.In a blink of an eye, Zhang Xiaoqian thought and thought, Zhao Minghan seemed to care about the word "handsome guy".Although he is indeed handsome, if someone keeps calling you handsome, don't you think it's just a kind of polite talk after a long time?Zhang Xiaoqian thought about it, and decided to give Zhao Minghan another label - "narcissism".

After breakfast, Xiao Cheng and other maids immediately prepared heavy clothes for Zhang Xiaoqian and Wan Zi to keep out the cold on the road, and also prepared some cakes to eat on the road.Packed up and ready to go.

The carriage outside is ready, waiting for the masters to get on the carriage.Zhang Xiaoqian wanted to be in the same carriage as Wan Zi and Ximei, but Zhao Minghan picked him up and put him into another carriage before getting close to the carriage.

"I'm not going to sit here, I'm going to ride with Wan Zi and the others."

Zhao Minghan said with a cold face: "But this king wants to sit with you, don't you want to?"

"No, I'm very willing, it's my honor, handsome guy, come up and sit down quickly." Zhang Xiaoqian has always understood the truth that the person who knows current affairs is Junjie.

Hearing this "handsome guy" Zhao Minghan's face was full of sunshine again, he immediately got into the carriage, and hugged Zhang Xiaoqian in his arms.

"My lord, Master Wan Zi and the others are also ready." Leng Shuang said to the master inside through the curtain of the carriage.

"Okay, let's go."

The coachman whipped the horse, and the horse obediently dragged its wheels forward, towards Chengtian Temple outside the city.

On the road, in the carriage, Zhao Minghan lifted Zhang Xiaoqian's chin with his index finger and said, "Young servant, didn't you just call me "handsome guy" just now, so don't act quickly."

"What are you showing?" Zhang Xiaoqian frowned, confused, the bullshit lord is so weird today, it's cloudy and cloudy.If things are abnormal, there will be explosions.Zhang Xiaoqian tentatively asked: "Can the lord make it clearer?"

"Say clearly?" Zhao Minghan looked at his innocent big watery eyes, not trying to seduce him, but what he was doing. "What do you mean by handsome?"

"The handsome guy said that he was very handsome, handsome, handsome, beautiful, loved by everyone, saw the car, saw the toilet..." Zhang Xiaoqian suddenly stopped talking, and almost said the last sentence "I saw the toilet and opened the lid." "Also said it.

"You mean the toilet?"

"You heard it wrong. There is no toilet. I'm talking about horses, and horses will whine when they hear it. This is to describe a person who is particularly charming. This kind of person is called a handsome guy." Zhang Xiaoqian thought, Zhao Minghan listened I should be happy after this explanation.But no, he didn't frowned, but said: "Your explanation is not complete, there is still the second half of the sentence."

"Huh? What else is there?" Zhang Xiaoqian really didn't understand Zhao Minghan's meaning. In modern times, handsome guy just means handsome and good-looking, so there is no other meaning.

"Okay, I'm reminding you." Zhao Minghan said, "It's the first time this king took you to Zuixianlou. When I asked you what you mean by being handsome, you said..."

"I said..." What did I say, damn it, I was so drunk that day, how could I know what I said. "My lord, I was drunk that day, I forgot."

Zhao Minghan's face became even more gloomy.

There was a faint charming smile on Zhang Xiaoqian's mouth, and the anger in his heart was already growing upwards. What the hell is going on with this fucking prince? I really want to beat him up, but I can only use "thinking", because I He can be subdued without touching a single hair of his three-legged kung fu.

After thinking about it, I came out to play today, and I must please the patron, so that I can have a good time today, so Zhang Xiaoqian took Zhao Minghan's hand, coquettishly, and said in a coquettish voice: "My lord~~ I really forgot , you know how to tell people what the half-sentence behind the handsome guy is, and they really want to know."

Zhang Xiaoqian rubbed against his body while talking.

Zhao Minghan grabbed him, hugged him constantly, and let him sit on his lap, "Okay, I will tell you. You said back then that I am a handsome guy, so handsome, it makes people want to kiss him."

Zhang Xiaoqian's face suddenly turned red, oh my god, what did he say when he was drunk?

"You called me handsome boy so many times today, don't you want to kiss me?"

Zhang Xiaoqian was stunned for a while, and then echoed, pretending to be very happy, hooked Zhao Minghan's neck and said, "Of course I do, the prince is so handsome, I like it the most." As he spoke, he kissed him on the cheek several times.

Not to mention how happy he was, Zhao Minghan grabbed the back of Zhang Xiaoqian's head and kissed him hard.

There was a fierce kissing sound, and both the coachman and Leng Shuang couldn't help blushing.

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About half an hour later, the carriage stopped at the gate of Chengtian Temple.This place is outside the city gate, and today is the day when I go back to my mother's house on the second day of the Lunar New Year, so Chengtian Temple seems much deserted than before, only two or three people came in and out.

When a group of people got off the carriage, a monk in yellow robes who looked like a supervisor came over to greet them, saying that someone was waiting for them, and then the monk in charge led them into the temple.

Instead of going to the main hall, they took a bypass, passed a stupa, and walked up a stone-paved step.There are really too many steps, Zhang Xiaoqian was out of breath, and looked at Zhao Minghan complainingly, Zhao Minghan immediately picked him up in front of everyone, and walked forward without any scruples.

Zhang Xiaoqian was taken aback by being thrown into the air suddenly, seeing Wan Zi and the others smiling, he was very embarrassed.

"My lord, put me down quickly. It's too embarrassing for so many people to look at me. I can walk by myself."

"Able to walk, who was complaining just now?"

"No, no, I'm singing softly."

"What song to sing, sing it to me later."

"Okay, my lord, let me go first."

"Hold tight, or you will be the one who falls and suffers." Zhao Minghan didn't let him go, let alone pay attention to him.Zhang Xiaoqian was embarrassed to see the expressions of the people looking at him, so he buried his head on his shoulder.

After a while, they finished walking the stairs, and found that this place is actually another scene. There are green mountains and green waters, and many plants and flowers are planted. Although it is severe winter now, people can feel the breath of spring here. Butterflies are dancing in the air.

Zhao Minghan put Zhang Xiaoqian down, Zhang Xiaoqian sighed "Wow~~", then looked around, and saw a pavilion not far away, and inside there was a young man in white clothes, who looked a little familiar, and there were two waiters behind him.

"Let's go, he's waiting for us." Zhao Minghan took Zhang Xiaoqian's hand.

Wan Zi at the back saw the person in the pavilion at a glance, that was the emperor, he was very happy in his heart.I thought it would take several months before we saw each other yesterday.Wan Zi unconsciously quickened his pace, he wanted to hurry into the pavilion, but he felt that he couldn't surpass the prince.

Zhang Xiaoqian saw the "Wonderland Pavilion" written on the plaque of the pavilion and said: "This is really a fairyland on earth. When I first entered the temple, it was still so cold that I was dying, but here it is like early spring. Although it is cold, it is not so severe. It is warmer." Young master, your uncle and nephew really know how to find a place."

"Do you like it here? Yes, I can bring you here often."

"The scenery here is pleasant, and it's really a good place for a walk. I like it." Zhang Xiaoqian said, and suddenly had a question, "Although this is outside the city, and today is the day when women return to their natal homes, why are there so few people in such a good place?" Come on? Don’t those humanities poets like places like this the most?”

Zhao Minghan pulled him to sit next to him, and Wan Zi obediently sat beside Zhao Yunxuan.The attendant next to him had already boiled water and was making hot tea. He poured the tea into two cups, one in front of Zhao Yunxuan and the other in front of Zhao Minghan.As for Zhang Xiaoqian and Wan Zi, they also prepared anti-fertility and health-preserving tea.

Then Zhao Yunxuan answered for Zhang Xiaoqian, saying: "This is Xianren Peak. The earliest abbot of Chengtian Temple practiced Buddhism on the mountain. It was built as Chengtian Temple. The fairyland viewing platform we are in is not too open. Therefore, not many literati come here. The abbot only allows some people who are more like-minded to come here."

"Oh, that's how it is." Zhang Xiaoqian said, "But it's also very good. If fewer people come, at least the scenery here can be protected. If more people come, the beautiful scenery will be commercialized again." Zhang Xiaoqian thought of the modern motherland Many of the great rivers and mountains in China have been over-developed. The original natural beauty was destroyed by tourism developers in various ways, and finally turned into artificial beauty, losing its natural artistic beauty.

Where Zhang Xiaoqian is sitting, in the distance in front of him is an unknown tree whose leaves are covered with snowflakes. He couldn't help but say the most famous line of the Tang Dynasty poet Cen Shen: "Suddenly like a spring breeze overnight, thousands of trees and thousands of pear blossoms open."

"Good sentence." Zhao Yunxuan praised, "Young master Qian's words are really wonderful. It is clear that when the north wind blows, heavy snow blows, and the sky is white, but let the young master compare it to a spring phoenix blowing all night. The branches over there They are all full of pear blossoms, which is really special.”

Zhang Xiaoqian smiled awkwardly, and quickly drank tea to cover up his embarrassment.God, he stole a poem from a famous person again, if it doesn’t work, let’s explain it. "Your Majesty, you praised too much. I didn't say this sentence, but a guest from Xunhuan Pavilion. I thought it was very good, so I wrote it down." Zhang Xiaoqian felt that saying this sentence was not an insult to Cen Shen, after all Many literati like to visit brothels, and the famous poet Li Bai is the number one person who likes to visit brothels.

When Zhang Xiaoqian said that he thought the guest said it well, so he wrote it down, Zhao Minghan's face was a little ugly, and he said viciously: "This king just said it, how could such a good poem be written by a darling, Gou Lan Aren’t all the rich lyrics and erotic songs learned in the courtyard.”

Zhang Xiaoqian stared at Zhao Minghan, and wanted to ask why you look down on our darling so much. Our darling is also knowledgeable and can write good poems, for example... maybe Wan Zi can.

Wan Zi pulled Zhang Xiaoqian, telling him not to be impulsive, although what the prince said was vicious, it was the truth.As darlings, they are more fortunate than most darlings to be able to read and read.My own little ink can only make a few rough poems, which is no match for the talents of those scholars.