This question is too difficult, I won't [comprehend]

Actually called a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent to deal with the bag robbers.

Natasha never admitted that she came to pick up someone because of a mission, so she decided to play a little prank on the "blonde sweetheart" who used her overkill.

"Steve!"

Lily sat on the bench startled when the beautiful woman came menacingly from the thin night mist.However, Steve himself, who was aggressively targeted, didn't seem to notice. He was gently wiping Lily's arm with a wet towel, and said, "Wait a minute, Natasha."

"You released a family of pigeons for a date with your little girlfriend? On a park bench in the early morning?" The red-haired woman raised her eyebrows, answered "OK", and stood aside with her arms crossed , said to Steve in a slightly hoarse voice and a teasing tone.

girlfriend? ?

family? ?

Release pigeons? ?

Even if he was squatting, Steve couldn't care about it. He turned around and looked up at Natasha, with a helpless expression and disapproval of her behavior: "Natasha..."

"Okay, don't explain, I've already seen that something is wrong with you." The glamorous Miss Natasha brushed her long hair, looking directly at Steve with information that only the two of them could understand.

Don't mess around, Natasha.

Captain, isn't this a good opportunity?You know this stuff is always fleeting and you have to take advantage of it.

She is just an innocent citizen.

Do you want to continue to be ridiculed by Stark as an old popsicle, an old virgin?

"..." Leaving aside how these two people managed to make eye contact so smoothly, Lily wants to know more about how she knew they made eye contact than this one!

In the past few minutes, she was forced to watch the whole process of the eye contact between the two people in front of her. Strings of words and sentences floated out of the eyes of the two people, and the process of gradually conveying them from the air to each other was completely clear. exposed to Lily's eyes.

The vision in front of her eyes was too unbelievable, Lily blinked fiercely, trying to deceive herself that what she just saw was an illusion—as far as the fantasy process of eye contact is concerned, the content is not her focus at all.

On the other side, ten Steves bundled together can’t match one Natasha’s battle situation, Steve’s defensive line collapsed layer by layer, and Natasha abruptly said, “If you don’t take the initiative, I will help you.” , Captain." He was speechless.

After warning Natasha with unhelpful eyes, Steve stood up and looked at the bewildered Lily.

The girl sitting on the bench looked dazed, and her eyes followed Steve unconsciously as he stood up.The loose blond hair slid so slightly, exposing her curvaceous, fair-skinned neck to Steve's view.

"...I'm sorry, Natasha is my friend, and I'm a bit dissatisfied with being called to help. Please don't mind." Whenever this blond man elaborated something in such a serious manner, he always gained people's trust.

This time is no exception.

Lily quickly stood up and waved her hands again and again, but her brain and limbs, which had been paralyzed by alcohol, were still a little uncoordinated. Her too fast getting up made her wobble a few times, and she stood up with the help of Steve. stable.

Natasha lightly let out a meaningful sound: "Hmm."

"..." Lily raised the corners of her mouth embarrassingly: "Thank you Steve for your help, otherwise I would have to walk home."

"It's nothing. No responsible person will allow this to happen before his eyes." Obviously, the original sentence can almost be translated into the official words of some people's campaign speeches, but from Steve's mouth It was somehow extraordinarily natural to say it.

Minimizing her sense of existence, the corner of the secret agent's mouth twitched, as if she had discovered something very interesting, she secretly took out her phone and pressed a few times.

"Even if you say that, you were the only one just now." Lily joked, "Other 'responsible persons' are beyond reach."

Steve pointed to Lily's left back and denied, "Actually, there are two other people there,...but as you said, the distance problem makes it impossible for them to come."

As he spoke, he showed a slightly shy smile, as if admitting others' compliments by himself was something that made him feel embarrassed.

Such Captain America made Natasha on the side feel that the trip was worth the fare.

At the same time, seeing the two people who obviously had a little spark chatting as if no one else was there, Natasha walked around to the other side by the way, and from a perspective that Lily didn't see, she used a rude expression that definitely didn't match her beautiful appearance. Way to drag the bag snatcher who fell to the ground aside.

Steve saw Natasha's actions, but not only could he not say anything, he couldn't help, and he had to continue standing here and chatting with a lady in accordance with Natasha's vision.

Well, although he also had a good chat.

"Lily Grande, she came of age in October this year. She has a degree in Molecular Biology and Genetics from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and studied in Cambridge, the same major. Now she is a professor specially appointed by Osborne Biotechnology, in charge of two A laboratory for biotechnology development. Wow, captain, academic?"

After sending Lily home safely on the front foot, the "Black Widow" held the steering wheel on the back foot and turned her upside down with interest.

And Xianxin ignored the serious and serious face of Captain America on the co-pilot, and asked him what he thought with a gossip.

But how could Steve see—with his eyes.

"Natasha, I know what you're thinking, but I don't think I need to prove that I'm adjusting well by dating a girl who is... the age I should call my grandpa. And I'm still adjusting."

Staring at Natasha with "Captain America's gaze" didn't work for a long time, so Steve didn't bother. Although his brows were still furrowed, his tone was relaxed and casual.

"Girl, fall in love, speed up." Natasha said the words one after another, and the movements of her hands kept turning, shifting, and speeding up in one go.

Steve looks at the road ahead and his own shadow in the car window.

"... I wasn't a good dater decades ago."

No one answered, and the silence in the car remained until they returned to S.H.I.E.L.D.

Then at the gate of S.H.I.E.L.D., Steve received an unexpected call.

——From Miss Lily who was sent home by them not long ago.

"Uhm..." Natasha smiled again, "Maybe it's because your female partner is better at it?"

Steve wanted to refute, but he still answered the phone first.He decided to prove his ideas with actions.

Then he heard a loud voice from the other end of the phone.

An unmistakably male voice, and a harsh background of things colliding and shattering.And Lily's calm but very weak voice in the background.

"Sorry, Steve, my house was broken into again by a pervert who was here last time. I've called 911, but the operator can't get me through to the police department. If it's possible, would you please You, help me again?"

In fact, Lily was forced to make this phone call.

After she was sent home, she actually didn't rush in, but went around the house first to check if the precautions she had taken earlier had changed.

She opened the door and went in after confirming that all the arrangements and any precautionary measures had not been triggered.

Who knew that as soon as they entered, they would face a masked face.

The man in the red tights was chanting words in his mouth as fast as a speeding wheel, one sentence after another.

Lily couldn't understand what she was talking about from the ringing in her ears. The only thing she knew was that she was very dangerous now!

So she turned around without hesitation at all to the balcony door of the house.

——However, a familiar scene appeared.

The man in the red tights quickly caught up with her from behind and grabbed her arm.

At the same time, he was still muttering rapidly.

Lily seemed to hear a few memorable words sporadically.But she didn't care about it now, the backpack directly greeted the man's head, took advantage of the moment the man let go and hid behind, ran to the stairs, and smashed everything she could see along the way.

It was only after squatting in the cloakroom that he began to try to calm his breath and make a phone call.

As a result, the operator couldn't find the police. She couldn't find Peter.

In desperation, with hope, he dialed to Mr. Steve whom he just met today.

Due to the fright and physical exertion, as well as the concealment of hiding, she was almost breathless when she spoke.So she was not sure whether the other party could hear her situation clearly, and she was also not sure if the other party was willing to come back to help her.

Unexpectedly, the moment she finished speaking, the male voice on the other end of the receiver gave the answer calmly and forcefully.

"It'll be there in 10 minutes."

However, in fact, SHIELD is about 25 minutes away from Lily's house by car.If you want to arrive within 10 minutes, the car alone is definitely not enough.

When Steve hung up the phone, Natasha also put away the phone.

"Let's go to Stark Great Summer."

If it's too late, let "Iron Man" deliver "takeaway".

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Hiding in the not-so-big cloakroom, Lily tried her best to calm her breathing and keep her body still, so as not to make any noise and be heard.

Controlling her own limbs is something instinctive to her.

A silence.

The silence is even a little abnormal.

Lily couldn't help but relax her back slightly, and turned her sideways body slightly, trying to push the door open a little to see the situation.

The moment she turned her head——

The masked face cut into a long strip by the crack of the door appeared in her field of vision.

The author has something to say: Achievement Achievement: Deadpool is not allowed to speak in a chapter.

Reward: Three-headed version of Deadpool with twice the speed of body and speech.

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