[Comprehensive] I, the second generation of God, have a bad fate

The door was gently opened, and a lump of pork belly fell in a parabola onto the bed beside Xia You.

Taking back the phone, Xia You glanced at it, "It's rare for my brother to come back, why don't you go to sleep with him and come to my place? Let me tell you that I am almost an adult, there is not only a difference between men and women, but also with male monsters." Don't."

Madara groaned twice, and said disdainfully: "Which male monster is [-] degrees short-sighted to fall in love with you."

After coughing twice, the fat cat squinted his eyes and said seriously: "When your senior was chatting with you just now, I smelled very strong moisture and moisture on him."

"Why didn't I smell it? Are you talking about the smell of sweat?" Xia You touched her nose and said suspiciously, "It's impossible, that guy Yushi pays attention to his personal image, all I smell is perfume .”

"Of course the sense of smell of humans is different from that of monsters." Madara snorted triumphantly.

"And then? Could it be that Yu Shixun caught you, so you want to take this opportunity to blackmail me and ask me to buy wine to compensate you?" Xia You's heart was full of alarm bells, and she put on a defensive posture, "I can warn you, don't You want to coax me into buying wine for you, let alone pretending to be Guizhi to drink secretly. I have already hidden the pocket purse, and you can’t find it even if you dig three feet..."

Hearing this, the corners of Fat Mao's eyes twitched inaudibly a few times, and immediately rolled around on the bed.

"You heartless girl! I came here to find you only after I found out about a major incident. I didn't expect you to think of me in such an exaggerated way..."

Only then did Xia You breathe a sigh of relief, it wasn't the first time that Madara turned into Natsume Takashi's appearance and "borrowed" her pocket money to go out and drink.

"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let the fart go quickly."

Ban jumped up and down, her funny cat eyes stared at Xia You closely, with an unfathomable expression on her face.

With Yiban's personality, when he hears such words, he would usually raise his cat's beard and run away angrily, but Xia You knew this guy's temper well, and immediately guessed that he had other little Jiujiu in his heart.

Sure enough, Madara said with a good temper and a slow voice: "His body is very wet, and there is a faint, very faint breath of death in the water vapor. Although it is concealed by my monstrous evil spirit, which is powerful, handsome and heroic , but I still can’t escape my keen and unparalleled sense of smell and unparalleled perception..."

Xia You glanced at its fat body like a lump of cotton candy, and she was so embarrassed that she didn't laugh out loud.

"So... I think your friend may have messed with something unclean."

Xia You frowned, and asked slightly in a low voice, "Is it serious?"

Since she was born, she has had an accurate and powerful sixth sense. Just now, she has intuitively felt that Ninja Yushi's condition is not good, but she can't explain why.

"Uh... It's not too serious... After all, the Renzu family next door is a doctor. After staying in a place like a hospital for a long time, it's inevitable that they will get this smell."

Hearing this, Xia You just breathed a sigh of relief, a pair of good-looking star eyes circling back and forth on Madara's fat body, "So."

"It's just that this kind of breath is not good for human health. Since he is your senior, it is necessary for me to tell you..."

"Well, I see, thank you." Xia You nodded, "I'll find time to give him an exorcism guard another day."

After getting her thanks, Madara came over with a smile, and said in a warm spring breeze: "In this case, why don't you consider thanking me? For example, bring me a bottle of red wine or something...Of course, sake is also fine..."

Xia You had expected it to say that, and immediately rolled her eyes, "Understood, please pay attention to the wine, don't go crazy at home when you're drunk."

It's time to get ten bottles and eight bottles of Erguotou for this guy and let him drink all at once.

With Xia You's consent, Ban Xiao's cat face plumped up, and she glanced at her mobile phone happily and said, "Oh, there is a new commission?"

"How about it, would you like the wise and mighty Madara-sama to help you? The reward is just three bags of bean paste steamed buns from Qiqianya..."

"Three bags of steamed buns, are you a pig? You don't need to worry about me, I can do it by myself." Xia You said with disgust, and threw the fat cat beside her out of the room on the grounds that she went to bed early and woke up early to be healthy. .

Only when there was only one person left in the room, she sighed, turned around and turned on the laptop on the study table, started the browser and entered the website www.jjwxc.net.

The pointer on the browser screen has been turning slowly. For this website that takes at least three to five minutes to connect to, Xia You has become accustomed to it, and sat aside and waited patiently.

During the waiting time, Xia You picked up a dark blue and dark purple Gouyu pendant to play with.

In traditional culture, Gouyu has always been believed to have the ability to improve fortune and eliminate demons. It is even said that Gouyu can produce gods and can also be used as a tool to connect with gods.

This piece of hook jade is of excellent quality and looks very precious. It was an unnamed gift Xia You received on the first day of the New Year this year.

The package just appeared in front of the house without a sound. There was no receiving address or delivery address on it. It only asked Fujiwara Xiayou to sign for it by name, and the small words "Fang Lu Ding Ding Monster Office" were signed as a gift.

In addition to this piece of hook jade, there is also a plain blank letterhead in the package.In the eyes of the Fujiwara couple, it is blank, but Madara and his brother and sister can see the densely packed writing on it.

This is a labor contract.

In the early years, Madara would occasionally discuss why Xia You had the aura of Gao Tianyuan on her body. Xia You had always been very curious about the idea that she had another parent who might be a "god". Moment finally got the answer.

The notebook screen flashed, and the previously blank interface had become green.There are various colorful and weird advertisement pop-up windows constantly flashing on the webpage, some selling imperial amulets, some selling tickets for visiting shrines, and some selling ema and Dharma tumblers...

Xia You clicked off the pop-ups one by one with a deadpan expression, very patiently.

No one would have guessed that the website of the mysterious ghost talk firm that has been discussed on the Internet for the past six months actually looks like this--advertising pop-up windows scrolling back and forth on both sides, and the 90s style of the last century. The typography design in the rustic and simple style, and the greedy and stingy boss administrator Zero Zero Three who squeezed child labor...

Coupled with the name "Green Ding Ding xxx", at first glance, people will inevitably think that they clicked on a bad adult-person-website by mistake.

Green Ding Ding Monster Office is a strange website built at the intersection of countless worlds.Xia You doesn't know who built this wonderful website, but only knows that this firm has various entrusted transactions going on every day.

No. 03, Lu Ding Ding's webmaster who was in charge of guiding Xia You, explained everything to her clearly.

Gods are born from the wishes of human beings, and there are also people or monsters who become gods because they are enshrined in faith.But whether it is a god or a god, they all exist to satisfy the wishes of human beings.Whether it is a desire for harmony and beauty, or an ugly greed, there are always different gods who bring blessings to their believers.

Fulfilling the wishes of human beings may gain their gratitude and belief, and the power of gods who gain the power of human belief will become stronger and stronger, which is also the foundation of the existence of gods.

But human beings have too many wishes and prayers, and the gods cannot always solve every wish of people in time, so the angel was born.

Angels are created by gods with their own power. They are not only messengers of gods, but also children of gods.Their existence is to assist the gods to complete those commissions from all parties.

Xia You is such an envoy, although she doesn't know who the god who created her with power is, and the administrator 03 hasn't explained it either.But she still clearly understood that the meaning of her birth was actually——a wage earner under a certain god...

"I'm underage, it's against the law for you to employ child labor like this..."

"Sorry, there is no such article in Gao Tianyuan's labor law, and you must sign this labor contract."

"???"

"Angels are created by the gods. If the gods don't exist, the messengers don't exist. The gods don't disappear because they are believed in. As the child of that adult, it is your duty to sign a labor contract with us where."

"Besides, helping that lord gain more faith is also maintaining your own existence in the world, Xiao Guliang."

Xia You's head was stuck for a while, and she paused for a while before saying: "Who is that god who gave birth to me?"

"Sorry, I don't know very well, this is not something that can be known within the scope of my duties."

"However, you are a special existence among the messengers of the gods. Most of the messengers and the gods are in the same world, and there are occasional cases like yours. Due to various reasons, the birth of the messenger and the gods are in two worlds by accident. .”

Xia You twitched the corners of her mouth. Could it be that the one who created her was a confused god?

"I am a senior administrator of the firm who specially guides you. Since your father cannot personally teach you to use your own power, I will be responsible for guiding you to practice from now on."

"...Aren't you kidding me? I've always been ordinary and normal. I'm not as strong as a cow to smash a boulder in my chest, nor can I jump around three feet high on the roof of a building, let alone spray Fire sprayed water or something..."

"Uh...you don't have to worry about that, the piece of jade that was sent to you in the mail is a token from that lord, and it is also the key to release the power in your body. You will be rewarded for working hard, and my brother's salary commission in the future will depend on you..."

Sitting in front of the computer, Xia You shook her head like a rattle, "Am I going to fight monsters frequently in the future? This won't work, I'm still in school, and my mother will get angry when she finds out that I skipped school to work for a temporary labor union."

"...Don't worry, you're fine, I'll screen out all kinds of commissions that suit you."

Xia You was silent, and signed the so-called labor contract in a daze. After all, she lived happily in this world, and she didn't want to disappear without any reason, otherwise the Fujiwara couple might go crazy.

After all...he became a beautiful girl warrior who wanted to save the world...!

Naturally, the Fujiwara and his wife couldn't know about this matter, but Natsume Takashi and Madara couldn't hide it.Fortunately, with the help of Madara and Natsume, she has completed many commissions one after another in the past six months, gradually mastering the use of that weird power, and now most of the commissions can be handled by herself.

After officially accepting the commission from Xingping Chuangzhen on the webpage, Xia Youfei hurriedly opened the dialog box to contact Guan San.

"Stop accepting messy commissions for me for a while."

Although Guan Sanxuan's entrusted tasks are not difficult, they are numerous and complicated, making Xia You usually busy running around.

When mentioning something related to his bonus, Guan San, who usually doesn't say a word for a long time, immediately replied in seconds.

"Why? Passive sabotage is not allowed! You have not completed many commissions recently, and the fourth brother's bonus was twice as much as mine last month..."

"Shut up! I'm about to take the final exam. If I don't pass the exam, I'll blame you. I won't care about the commissions you accept from now on. Anyway, I won't disappear for a while!"

"...I don't think you are stupid and slow in doing things."

"Ah."

"Please act like an envoy of God. My buddy is still expecting you to get more commissions and bonuses to marry his girlfriend. You don't know how unreliable housing prices have risen in recent years..."

Xia You didn't bother to care about his thoughts, she just closed the dialog box and went to sleep.

Tomorrow I have to get up early to go to school, there is a class quiz in the morning, I have to move to a new house on Friday, and I have to go to the commissioner Xingping Chuangzhen to deal with the commission on Sunday, the schedule is tight.

The client this time was a boy in the third grade of junior high school, who opened a restaurant called "Food Department" in a small town between Tokyo and Kanagawa, and the problem arose in the restaurant.

Although it is not far away, it will take some time to make a tram. Thinking that the rare weekend will be ruined again, Xia You feels mad.

Anyway, she is also a messenger of God, why can't she teleport!