[Comprehensive] I, the second generation of God, have a bad fate

Xia You regained her sense from the shock, briefly explained the rules of this world with Ibaraki, and politely rejected his wish.

"So, I can't go back to Dajiangshan with you, nor can I be your partner."

Ibaraki listened carefully for a long time, and finally understood the academic problems she was talking about.But it is absolutely impossible to ask him to give up so simply.

"It's okay, I can wait for you, you won't study forever."

Xia You choked, and was about to continue waving her hands to say something, when a familiar figure jumped in from the bedroom window.

"No, you don't have a car, a house, or savings, so how could you marry a girl!"

Yato chewed his gum and landed on the ground to stand firm, put away the knife in his hand, and Xue Yin suddenly appeared beside him, looking like he had just completed the mission commission.

Xia You's face darkened slightly, "How long have you been eavesdropping outside?"

"I didn't eavesdrop, I just overheard these few words just now." Yato stroked his chin and looked at Ibaraki curiously, "Just now I ran into your brother on the road, isn't this the same as I told you back then?" Is that monster together? It’s really persistent to chase here from that era.”

"But persistence alone is not enough!"

After the words fell, Yukino quietly tugged on Yato's sleeve, signaling him not to continue talking.Ever since Yato uttered the first word, Ibaraki looked at him as if he could poke a hole in his face.

To actually break into Xia You's room like no one else was there!

And listening to their exchanges, they seem to be very familiar.

Immediately, Ibaraki sounded the alarm for the young man, and his hostile eyes turned to Yato, "No car, no house, no savings, what do you mean?"

"It's what men in this world use to marry their wives, such as means of transportation, housing, and a lot of money! If you want to find someone to live with you, you must have basic living guarantees, right?" Yato explained. , and made a gesture of riding a horse, and the whole person danced, "You don't have these now, and other girls don't like to talk to you!"

So it can be seen that he has been single for more than 1000 years.

After all, which girl is willing to curl up with him on the land of Gaotianyuan, which is only a few square meters in size?

What's more, he is still an old man who brought a small oil bottle when he was not married...

Thinking of this, Yato gave Yukine a sad look.

Hearing this, Ibaraki's expression softened a lot, his chin was raised slightly, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.

"Dajiangshan has a lot of carriages. As long as Xia You likes it, you can call any monster to drive her. As for the house, she can live with me in the palace in Dajiangshan. There are countless miles of gold and silver treasures. "

Ibaraki raised his face proudly, if it was just these things, he had plenty.

The corner of Xia You's mouth twitched, and she gave Ye Dou a fierce look.

These non-human creatures are talking nonsense in front of her.

"It's useless to have a house but no wifi." Seeing his arrogant appearance, Xueyin couldn't help muttering in a low voice, "In the era without running water, electricity and free wifi, senior sister will only get along with her when her brain is trapped by the door." You go to Dajiangshan."

The room was instantly filled with murderous aura, Yukine shuddered and hid behind Yato.

"What I've said is the truth..."

"Ibaraki, don't scare Xueyin." Xia You hurriedly tugged at his sleeve, "This is Yato, remember? It was the little god who took me to find the detoxification grass back then. Xueyin is his magic weapon, although It's God, but he has helped us, so don't act so hostile."

Seeing Xia You's nervous appearance, Ibaraki's face twisted for a moment.

What is the relationship between this man and her? Is Xia You being so nervous that she is not good for him?

Feeling the inexplicable chill falling on him, Yato shivered.

Why does it feel so cold... Xia You turned down the temperature of the air conditioner too low, right?

Ibaraki didn't even bother to ask Xueyin what the hell "Crooked Hair Love" is, he hid his murderous intentions, and asked unhappily: "What is the relationship between you and Xia You, and what right do you have to treat me and her? Tell me about things in between?"

"Uh..." Yato scratched his head, why did he suddenly feel a sour smell in the room.

Seeing what Ibaraki was thinking, Xia You sighed, and explained helplessly: "Yatou is my friend, and he is also half of my colleagues. They all work in the office."

"In addition, the discussion on this topic ends here. No matter what, it is impossible for me to leave my family and go back to Dajiangshan with you."

Ibaraki was not surprised by her answer, and still said firmly and seriously: "I can understand, but it's okay, I can wait for you forever. When they are all gone, you should be able to leave with me in peace, right? "

The human lifespan is only so short, but the lifespan of monsters is very long.

"Anyway, I've been waiting for so long, and I don't care about waiting a few more 11 years." He stopped talking, with an imperceptible trace of grievance and sullenness in his tone.

Xia You's heart softened uncontrollably. After 11 years of waiting for this matter, she really owed Ibaraki more.

only……

She smiled helplessly, "What silly things are you talking about? I am also a human being. By that time, I will already be an old man over fifty years old..."

Her face is old and youthful, but Ibaraki still looks like this, no matter how I feel that this kind of relationship will not last.

"That's right, and why are you waiting for Xia You? Are you going to stay in this world and wait for her to grow old? Let me tell you, you don't even have an ID card, but you are a black household and you were arrested by the police!"

Ibaraki furiously gave Yedou another gouged look, and then said to Xia You softly, "It's okay, I can hide you."

"I will use a special ceremony to share half of my demon power and lifespan with you. You live and I live, and you die and I die."

He and Shuten used to be ghosts living in hell, and he was willing to lower his profile to ask Yan Mo for the qualification to hold this kind of ceremony.Even if the old woman Yan Mo disagreed, she couldn't stop him.

Xia You was slightly startled, but Ibaraki was serious.

It has to be said that at this moment, her peaceful heart was touched, and ripples appeared in circles.

Not because of the long life and ageless appearance, but because he is willing to pay so much for himself.

Xia You thought, if she was a native girl from the Heian Era, she would have been moved to agree to him by now.

But how can the gap between eras be bridged so easily.

"Cough...cough cough cough!" Yato squinted and coughed loudly a few times.

This monster, saying these nasty love words in front of him, simply doesn't take the dignity of a single dog seriously!

Xia You came back to her senses, her heart was beating a little fast, she avoided Ibaraki's eyes unnaturally.

"Being a partner is a matter of mutual affection..."

Ibaraki was slightly taken aback, then chuckled again, and said calmly: "I know."

"I know it's my wishful thinking right now, but I'll try to make it a happy affair."

There is a trace of bitterness in the calmness, but more of it is persistence.He will not give up until there are no other men around Xia You.

Ye Dou's donkey face suddenly grew longer, why doesn't this monster take single dogs seriously?

"Cough! Cough cough...uh, cough cough!" Yeto coughed, coughing until his face turned red and his nose thickened, but this time he didn't do it on purpose, but fake coughing halfway through and choked on his saliva.

Xia You's rapidly beating heart was in a state of mixed emotions. Hearing the sound, she glared at him fiercely again, "Can't you pour water yourself if you have a stuck throat?"

With that said, she got up and brought Yato a glass of water, thereby avoiding the previous topic.

"Okay, that's all for today!"

"You came here suddenly, and you didn't even say hello to your best friend. Will he be worried if you go back too late?" Xia You laughed and opened the wardrobe door, "Ibaraki, let me take you back."

Ibaraki's eyes dimmed, but thinking that he could still meet Xia You in the future, his mood brightened a lot.

But after the closet door was opened, the formation only lit up a faint and hazy light, which disappeared after a while, and the closet returned to its original state.

The time-space tunnel of the teleportation array was not opened as expected, and Xia You's face froze suddenly.

"broken!"

"Something went wrong again?" Yato also stretched his neck over to have a look.

Xia You nodded, realizing that there was probably another problem with the garbage delivery array, Xia You turned around with a dark face and frowned and turned on the computer, preparing to complain to Guan San about the substandard fake and shoddy products of the firm.

It's just that this time she didn't have time to ask the teacher first, and she saw that Guan San had already bombarded her crazily and swiped the screen for a long time in the chat log.

"Xia You!!! Come out, come out!"

"Mom, what did you careless child do to our teleportation array!"

"Grandma, you should talk quickly, people!!!"

Xia You's expression tightened, and she quickly typed on the keyboard to reply.

"Come here, you know there's something wrong with the teleportation array? Just now I found that it couldn't be activated successfully. What's going on?"

Guan San replied to her at the fastest speed in his life, "What's going on? I still want to ask you what's going on! Let me ask you, did you bring some powerful items back from that world?"

"I warned you that this teleportation array can only carry some dead objects without power except that you can pass through it, otherwise the array can't bear it. Why are you so disobedient!"

Xia You paused, and glanced at Ibaraki who looked puzzled beside him from the corner of the eye, feeling a bad premonition in her heart.

"...I didn't bring anything with a strong breath back, but because of a little accident just now, a monster accidentally came back with me..."

"??????"

Guan San on the opposite side of the network cable was obviously stunned.

"Didn't you say that other living things can't pass through the teleportation array? So, brother... Is your formation a fake?"

"Impossible!!! Our teleportation array is the latest product after repeated research and experiments, and there will never be any problems!"

After replying this sentence, it took a while for Guan San on the opposite side to respond again.

This time the tone was not so excited, but it was a bit weird and ambiguous.

"Xia You... Tell me honestly, is that monster your boyfriend?"

The corner of Xia You's mouth twitched, "This girl is still a single nobleman, thank you!"

"...Don't deny it, I already know it."

"What do you know?"

The screen paused for a moment, and after a while, Guan San sent a long paragraph of eloquent words, Xueyin and Yato all leaned their heads to watch together.

Xia You read it quickly, and the general meaning of that paragraph is that Lu Ding Ding Office is an organization born at the intersection of countless parallel spaces. This unique formation was researched by them after thousands of years of painstaking efforts.

Because the time and space of the master who wants to use this formation is different, each formation is unique. In order to allow the master to go back and forth in the correct world smoothly, the formation will be accurately recorded when it is activated for the first time. Information such as the master's power, aura, and even blood, can pass through the formation perfectly if it matches the recorded objects.

"The current situation proves that when the formation was activated for the first time, it recorded the power breath of that monster through your body."

"So the only explanation is that you have the bodily fluid of that monster in your body... Xia You...you emmm..."

This paragraph of unclear meaning immediately made the onlookers think wrongly.

"Body, body. Fluid!" Xueyin blushed and took two steps back, looking at Xia You and Ibaraki with flickering eyes.

"what--!"

At this time, Yeto screamed in an instant, and squirmed his body in pain to pinch him, "Enough bastard! Don't think about those wretched things! You hurt me!"

Xia You twitched the corners of her mouth, glanced at Ibaraki who was unclear and did not know contemporary characters, her face turned blue and red, she was really pretty.

"Shut up, you! Talk nonsense again and I'll crawl along the network cable and blow your dog's head off!"

After spraying Guan San, Xia You calmed down with a face like a black pot.

She quickly remembered that half a month ago when she traveled to the past and met Ibaraki for the first time, he was injured and bleeding, and when the other party covered her mouth with ghost claws, she inevitably swallowed his blood .

The blood of monsters is powerful and lasts for a long time. This should be the real reason why Ibaraki returned to modern times with her.

Thinking of this, Xia You quickly explained the ins and outs of the matter to Guan San.

"It's probably like this, now the teleportation array can't be activated, what should I do?"

"So it's like this... Forget it, you don't have to worry, the problem is not very serious, but you probably have to wait for another week or so."

Guan San explained that the teleportation array stopped functioning because it couldn't withstand such a powerful force from the two objects.Wait for him to report the situation with the above, approve a more advanced formation drawing, and upgrade the original formation to strengthen and upgrade it.

Xia You breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the problem is not serious.

It's just... This also means that Ibaraki has to live at home these days! ! !

She glanced at Ibaraki next to her with a strange expression, suddenly one head and two big.

The first one to scream out was Yato, "What!? Doesn't that mean that Xueyin and I can't sleep in the guest room tonight?"

"Hey... I'm probably going to squeeze in the six-square-meter bathroom with Yato again, forget it, I'm used to it anyway." Xueyin sighed.

Xia You's house has four bedrooms, which is already quite big, but there is only one guest room. Although the Fujiwara and his wife are away, they can't live in each other's bedroom.

"I don't want to squeeze the toilet either... By the way! Hiyori's parents don't seem to be at home, so let's just go to her house to spend the night." Yato snapped his fingers, "Yoxi! That's the decision! "

"But I remember Xia You is cooking tonight, right? Hahaha, if that's the case, let's go after dinner!"

"..."

The veins on Xia You's forehead twitched, and she had the urge to punch this guy to death, but what made her even more troubled at the moment was the silly monster next to her.

"Will it take a few days for the formation to be repaired?" Ibaraki asked, a gleam of joy and anticipation flashed in his eyes.

Xia You won't leave him alone, right? In other words, he and her can stay together these days?

Xia You nodded with a complicated expression, then glanced at his hair and clothes that were still stained with cake, and finally sighed, "Hey... you should go wash your hair first, and take a shower and change your clothes. "

"Fortunately, my parents are not here, otherwise I would have a terrible headache."

Xia You muttered depressingly, and led Ibaraki, who was very curious about everything around her, to the bathroom.

After Yato and Yukine helped mop the floor, they stuck to the sofa, ate snacks, watched TV and picked up the cat, causing Madara to roll her eyes one after another.

Ibaraki's white hair was stained with a lot of dark chocolate cream, and after half a day, it had solidified together, looking as dirty as if it had just crawled out of a trash can.

Xia You was teaching him how to use shampoo and shower with a headache, "Open this wrench, and the shower will have hot water. This is shampoo, and there will be a lot of bubbles when you rub it on your hair. Just rinse it off with water after you're done."

"This is a towel, this is a shower gel... You take off your clothes and take a shower, I will find you any suitable clothes later, ah——!"

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Ibaraki was also taken aback. He looked at Xia You who was sprayed with water at a loss, and said nervously.

Just now Xia You said that there would be water when you unscrewed the wrench. He held the shower head and tried it out curiously. He didn't expect the water column to rush out and drench her all over.

With her wet hair and dress on her face, Xia You twitched the corners of her mouth.

Deliberately deliberate!This guy is definitely taking revenge on her!

Seeing Ibaraki's bewildered look, Xia You took deep breaths and finally calmed down.

She wiped off the water from her face expressionlessly, and pointed to the clothes basin next to her, "It's okay... After I take off my clothes, I'll put them in that basin first... Hey wait! I didn't ask you to do it right now." Take it off!"

As soon as Ibaraki took off his armor, he was frightened by Xia You's terrified roar, and stood motionless in his white undershirt.

In fact, he thinks it's nothing, anyway, he has already decided that Xia You is his partner, so it's nothing to just strip naked like this.

"Okay... I won't take it off."

But he still agreed slowly, and after putting the battle armor into the water basin, he didn't take it off again.

Xia You's face looked better now.

Ibaraki glanced at her, thinking that he couldn't act so stupid, otherwise Xia You wouldn't like it.

He thought about it, just now Xia You seemed to say that he wanted to put that dew on his hair.

Ibaraki retracted the ghost claw and turned into a human hand. Just after this action, Xia You screamed again unbearably.

"That's body wash not shampoo!"

"You have to wet your hair before applying shampoo, brother!"

"...I don't know." Ibaraki froze in place with a lump of shower gel on his face, with a rare trace of tension and embarrassment on his face.

Xia You looked at him with complicated emotions, she felt that if Ibaraki was allowed to wash here alone, it would be very bad.

Taking a shower should be fine, if you wash your hair...

After thinking about the old men in the living room, Xia You sighed deeply, "Oh, forget it...you can just wear your underwear, bend down and I'll wash your hair."

Hearing her sigh, Ibaraki immediately became tense, "I'm sorry...it's my fault."

This appearance of his made Xia You's heart soften, she calmed down and shook her head and said warmly: "No need to apologize, it's not a big problem."

"Come on, I'll wash it for you."

Anyway, her clothes were already wet.

Xia You picked up the shower to wet Ibaraki's hair, squeezed out a ball of shampoo, rubbed and pressed it moderately on his hair.

"Close your eyes, it will hurt if you get it in your eyes."

Ibaraki obeyed obediently, but the corner of his mouth raised an arc uncontrollably, his mood was full of joy.

He didn't move, feeling Xia You's serious rubbing, and his heart became extra soft because of this interaction.

"Why does your hair have so many forks! It looks like you haven't taken good care of it..."

After Xia You washed it once, he applied conditioner on his hair and washed it for the second time.

"It's so hard, it's not as smooth and soft as Jianguo's."

Hearing this, Ibaraki's smile froze, "Jianguo?"

"Yeah... how about it? I'm not bad at washing hair, right? I practiced it when I was bathing Jianguo. I take good care of Jianguo's hair." Yu said proudly.

Give Jianguo a bath! ?

Where did the wild man dare to...

After the conditioner was cleaned off, Ibaraki's golden pupils opened instantly, and a trace of cruelty and murder flashed quickly, "Who is Jianguo?"

Xia You pointed to the door, "Here, that's it."

Ibaraki looked over and saw a fluffy yellow Shiba Inu lying on the door of the bathroom, looking at them curiously, wagging its tail and sticking out its tongue, and fell silent for a moment.

"........."

No, no...not even a dog...

Ibaraki gave Jianguo a tasteful look, and suddenly said: "Don't bathe him in the future, he can't speak human words, so be careful not to hurt you."

"No! Our family, Jianguo, is a gentle lady."

"Gentle lady?" Ibaraki glanced at it blankly, "Mother, mother?"

"Yeah, Jianguo just has a domineering name, but he has a really good temper."

It's just that I haven't found my other half yet, and I don't know when I will be able to conceive a litter of cubs and truly complete the great cause of nation building.

"........."

"Okay, you shouldn't have a problem taking a shower, right?" Xia You wiped the water off her face, and handed him the towel, "Take a shower yourself, and I'll ask Madara to bring you clothes in later."

Ibaraki looked at her wet body, frowned and said, "Your body is also wet, won't it be uncomfortable to wear? Why don't you wash it with me?"

The corner of Xia You's mouth twitched, and he almost threw a towel on his face, "Thank you for your concern, but men and women can't kiss each other."

"What are you kissing or not...Are you shy?" Ibaraki looked at her inexplicably, "But there is no need to be like this between you and me, it's not like I haven't seen you taking a bath, so there is no need to be so restrained."

Xia You's face suddenly changed, "When did it happen?"

"It was the time at the hot spring next to Xiaolu's territory. I was worried about the safety at night, so I kept guarding you not far away." Ibaraki explained gently, looking at her tenderly.

He is willing to guard Xia You's safety by the hot spring in the middle of the night. This is a sign that he cares about her. If he cares about Xia You so much, she will be moved, right?

Xia You instantly petrified, "What did you say?"

How dare you say it again?

"that is……"

"Enough is enough, you shut up!"

Xia You roared, couldn't bear it anymore and threw the towel on his face, and walked out of the bathroom trembling, her whole face was flushed, she didn't know whether it was from anger or shame.

Ibaraki stared blankly at her back, bewildered.

He cares so much about Xia You, why isn't she happy at all?

Ye Dou and the others didn't know what happened, they only knew that Xia You was cooking in the kitchen, standing in front of the chopping board and cutting the meat as if he was slaughtering something, his face was so ferocious that people dare not look directly at it.

Until dinner, she kept a poker face, and even the returning Natsume Takashi couldn't dispel the low air pressure around her.

Everyone ate a meal carefully, but Ibaraki ate happily and seriously.

This is Xia You's own cooking. It is more delicious than any food he has eaten before. There is no banshee in the territory who can cook as well as her.

If Xia You agreed to be her partner, how happy and comfortable it would be for them to get along like this every day.

Natsume Takashi swept Ibaraki back and forth, hesitating to speak, he already knew that Ibaraki would stay at home for a few days.

Ibaraki's physique is very strong, Natsume Takashi is too thin, Ibaraki can't wear his clothes.Ibaraki is now wearing a set of Fujiwara's father's loose middle-aged and elderly casual T-shirt and shorts.

Even so, such loose clothes still fit tightly to the body, outlining strong and attractive muscle curves.

Natsume Takashi felt that it might be necessary to buy two sets of clothes for Ibaraki again... But today is not free.

As night fell, Yedou and Xueyin ate their fill and slipped away without even washing the dishes. Xia You wiped the floor, washed the dishes and rubbed the clothes, groaning from exhaustion.

During the period, Ibaraki tried to come to help several times, but Xia You resolutely refused.

Let the boss wash the dishes, I'm afraid there will be a lot of broken porcelain left tonight.

Ibaraki's battle armor couldn't be put in the washing machine, so she washed it by hand, and after washing it and hanging it in the yard, she finally had time to wash up.

Ibaraki almost never took his eyes off her, he followed Xia You wherever he went, Xia You didn't let him move anything, he just stood aside and watched her busy, smiling silly.

Xia You is so kind.

Looking at the battle armor hanging out, Ibaraki thought so.

At night, Xia You justly refused Ibaraki's request to sleep in her room, and sent him to the next room.

How can this monster have no shame at all!

Xia You muttered depressingly, turned off the light, lay on the bed and gradually fell asleep.

In a daze, she always felt as if something was staring at her, what was it...

and many more?

Her intuition has always been very keen, and she woke up immediately after realizing the situation. Just as she opened her eyes, she saw a tall figure standing in front of the bed, which scared her to the point of having a heart attack.

"Who!"

"……it's me."

"..."

The lights in the room were turned on, and Xia You looked at Ibaraki standing in front of her with a face like a black pot, "What are you doing in my room without sleeping in the middle of the night?"

Forgetting to lock the door is a mistake!

Ha Mapi, she was so frightened just now that she thought the other party wanted to force the bow in the middle of the night.

A trace of grievance flashed in Ibaraki's eyes, "The smell in that room made me unable to sleep."

It was full of the smell of that bastard named Yato, which made him extremely uncomfortable.

Xia You twitched the corners of her mouth, "I never thought you would accept the bed when you were sleeping...Then what do you want to do? Are you letting others sleep if you don't sleep?"

"No, I want to sleep with you."

"... Enough!" Xia You felt that her bottom line of reason was constantly being tested, "Why do you insist on sleeping with me?"

"You can sleep on the lawn in the courtyard if you feel uncomfortable with the smell, where there is the fragrance of nature."

"...No, I'm just used to falling asleep with your breath..."

"???"

Xia You looked at him in horror, why did he always say such obscene things!

"I'm not kidding."

Ibaraki frowned slightly distressed and explained: "After you left, I took your clothes back and put them next to the pillow to sleep every night."

Although 11 years have passed, the floral skirt has been washed and faded, and the smell of Xia You has almost disappeared, but this has become a habit of his.

With Xia You's breath lingering around, he can always sleep peacefully.

This bedroom is full of Xia You's breath, which reminds Ibaraki of the unforgettable smell deep in his memory many years ago, and he can't sleep at night in another room.

Xia You almost collapsed.

Why is there such an idiot in the world!Chinese!of!demon!Strange!ah!

She took deep breaths again and again, sinking her dantian repeatedly, and almost recited a passage of Qingjing Sutra on the spot, and finally pulled her sanity back from the brink of collapse.

"……never mind."

For the sake of those 11 years...

"I won't bother with you about using my skirt as a pillow cover. If you really can't sleep, then take a piece of clothing from my closet and sleep on it." Xia You said expressionlessly, her mind was collapsing He stretched his feet tentatively on the edge.

"Okay." Ibaraki breathed a sigh of relief, although Xia You didn't want to sleep with him, at least he wouldn't suffer from insomnia.

He opened the closet, looked around, and finally found a piece of clothing with the strongest Xia You breath.

"Is this one okay?"

Seeing Ibaraki holding a piece of pink underwear and looking at herself with joy and expectation, Xia You's last string of reason finally broke down.

She couldn't help holding her head up to the sky and screaming.

"NO!! Put down my underwear!!!"