The bottom lane is forbidden to show affection [e-sports]

Yu Yuze originally thought that the little lunatic didn't sleep well last night, and the return to the club today must be a quiet journey.

But he soon discovered he was wrong.

Chi Feng was as energetic as if he drank a whole box of sports drinks by the way. From the second he got in the car, he kept chattering nonstop.

For a while, he babbled about the dog-licking life that was despised and looked down upon by everyone, and for a while, he clasped Yu Yuze's hand affectionately and looked forward to the future. The arrangement is clear.

From the beginning of listening to him with a smile on his face, until the end when his eardrums were buzzing, Yu Yuze's consciousness gradually lost, and he began to wonder if the child had an anxiety disorder.

Besides Yu Yuze, the rest of the team didn't know what had happened to their team's bot lane relationship.

I just feel that the little lunatic's love paranoia is getting worse.

Especially in the Song Dynasty.

After leaving the Xishan Scenic Area, you can get to G City Airport quickly by taking the expressway. The plane was not delayed this time, and the group boarded the return flight on time.

Chi Feng, who had just sat down in the first-class seat and stopped for a few minutes, accidentally brushed the chat records of other young couples showing affection, and the conversation started again.

"I almost forgot, my wife, let's change our couple profile picture. You see, I saved this on the Internet last night. You pick the one you like and we change it together, okay?"

As Chi Feng said, he casually clicked on the photo album and went over to show it to Yu Yuze.

Yu Yuze glanced down, then swipe his finger casually on the screen, and found that there were no less than [-] couple portraits stored in this person's phone.

Anime, real people, cats and dogs, flowers and plants, all kinds of things, none of them are the same.

He smiled helplessly, but he knew what the little lunatic was doing when he stayed up all night last night.

The brain circuits of teenagers are clumsy and simple.

Chi Feng has been fantasizing about this relationship for a long time, but he has no experience in love, so he subconsciously imitates the gourd, learning the same thing.

Without a marriage certificate, changing the couple's profile picture became the only sense of ritual he could think of.

Clumsy and simple, but without any impurities, it is full of sincere love.

Facing this pile of avatars of couples in various styles, Yu Yuze was dazzled, and gradually felt that there was no difference, so he smiled and said to him: "You can choose the one you like, I can do it."

"Then the anime Ultraman and the little monsters."

As he said that, Chi Feng clicked on WeChat and was about to send the picture to Yu Yuze, but his hands stopped suddenly, and then he shook his head.

"No, too many people use this, I don't allow you to get together with other people."

"Okay, okay." Yu Yuze nodded, "Then change to another one."

"Then use this, this one is not very popular... Oh no, these two pictures are not particularly obvious when put together, it can't be seen that it is a love head."

Yu Yuze held his forehead and sighed.

"Just this Mao Maotou, you use this one to hold Vita lemon tea, and I use this one to hold AD calcium milk."

After picking for a long time, Chi Feng finally found the one he was satisfied with. As soon as he sent the picture to Yu Yuze, he pressed down on Yu Yuze when he opened the WeChat avatar interface.

"No, no! No need for this, what if Pixar gets angry when he sees us using other kittens as avatars."

Yu Yuze was completely helpless, thinking that this person was designated to suffer from anxiety.

He thought for a moment, and said to Chi Feng: "If it's really not possible, we can use Pixar's photo as the profile picture?"

Chi Feng frowned: "But in this way, others will definitely think that I learned from you after watching you change it. You have so many Pixar photos on Weibo, and everyone can change them..."

Yu Yuze understood.

It turns out that the little lunatic's ulterior motive is not to drink, but to show off by changing his lover's head.

This man is really...

Before the discussion about the couple's portraits came to a conclusion, the stewardess stepped forward to remind him that the plane was about to take off. Although Chi Feng couldn't forget this matter, he honestly turned off the phone and leaned back on the chair with a depressed face. worry.

worry.

So sad.

The avatars of couples found on the Internet have been used more or less before, and there is nothing new, but I can't think of any new ones.After finally getting together, how can we not let the thousands of people on Yu Yuze's friend list know?

Absolutely not!

After all, this person has not had a good rest for more than 24 hours. Yu Yuze was worried that he would not be able to hold on, so he stretched out his hand to close the shutter of the plane window, and said softly, "Okay, take a rest, we still have a training match when we go back." beat."

"Oh, and the background of the circle of friends also needs to be changed." Chi Feng buried his head in thought and kept thinking, "Before, the background of my circle of friends was a picture of Pixar, but now that we are all together, can I What about a group photo of the two of us? By the way, haven’t we had a group photo yet? We have to take a selfie when we get off the plane... Yes! We can use the group photo as our profile picture, and then you—”

"Okay, don't think about this for now." Yu Yuze stretched out his hands to cover his eyes with his palms, forcing him to close them, and said softly, "Go to sleep for a while."

Chi Feng patted the armrest of the seat excitedly, and sat up straight on the spot: "Yes, yes! When we take selfies later, you stand behind me and hug me, and then block my eyes like this. But don't block too much, you must To let others see who I am from my handsome half face, you have to show your whole face, and look at me with tenderness in your eyes, as if you fall in love desperately..."

"Xiao Feng." Yu Yuze called Chi Feng tenderly, his eyes revealed the "desperately falling in love" and "feeling affectionately" that he wanted, and said calmly, "Are you really looking for smoke?"

After the previous title was called out by Yu Yuze's nice voice, Chi Feng's scalp exploded.

He was dazzled by ecstasy, his brain directly filtered the second half of the sentence, raised his hand to push away Yu Yuze's hand covering his eyes, and stared at him with bright eyes.

"What did you call me!"

Yu Yuze bent his mouth in a good-tempered manner, and raised his hand to gently rub the top of his head: "You rest well, and I'll wake you up when the plane lands, okay?"

"Good night." Chi Feng closed his eyes obediently for a moment, leaned on the back of the chair and leaned towards Yu Yuze, resting his head on his shoulder, but sat up propped up again two seconds later, turned his head to stare at Yu Yuze solemnly, "Do you still love me when you wake up?"

Such a question popped up out of nowhere, Yu Yuze was slightly stunned, he didn't react for a while, his eyes were like sparkling ripples splashed by a small stone on a calm lake.

Before he could answer, Chi Feng leaned back and rubbed his head on his shoulder.

"I still love you, I have always loved you."

The second after he finished speaking, the sleepiness that was more than 20 hours late finally arrived at the battlefield.

The little lunatic sank his head and fell asleep in seconds.

And Yu Yuze just realized from Chi Feng's self-asked and self-answered question just now.

The most experienced and calm support in the league was directly stunned by this wave of combos that appeared out of thin air without any warning.

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When the sleepy bug is not here, people are always alive and well, but once they return, they are more unreasonable than any vicious monster.

Chi Feng took off from G city and slept until landing in S city. When he was woken up on the plane, he felt as if his soul had gone out of his body. He didn't even know his last name, and he didn't have the energy to care about how Yu Yuze woke him up.

He was lifted off the plane by Yu Yuze in such a cloudless manner, and was carried all the way into the car of the FG team to pick him up. He fell asleep as soon as he sat down, and slept all the way to the gate of the base.

After Yu Yuze carried the person and threw him on the bed in the bedroom, Song Shi walked forward slowly with a complicated look on his face.

Song Shi: "Why is this person so trapped? What did he do last night?"

"I didn't sleep in the middle of the night and went to the mountains to look for mushrooms, and I almost lost it again." Pixar meowed around at his feet, Yu Yuze took out a canned cat food from the cabinet, opened it, poured it into the cat bowl, and said, "I didn't sleep all night after I came back. It's done like this."

"It's not easy for you to be an assistant and a mother at the same time." Song Shi let out a "puchi" laugh, smacking his lips, "Do you regret it? If you stayed in Polaris back then, there wouldn't be so many things."

Yu Yuze reached out and touched Pixar's head, and smiled lightly: "If you stay in Polaris, there will only be more things. You clearly know why I came, so why ask."

In a simple sentence, many things are self-evident, and Song Shi can understand it as soon as he hears it.

"So, you have already..."

In the middle of the conversation, Song Shi deliberately did not continue.

But Yu Yuze stood up, threw the empty can into the trash can, nodded: "Yeah."

"I understand the truth, but I still can't understand it." Song Shi leaned his head on the door frame, stared at Chi Feng who was sleeping soundly on the bed for a long time, still didn't see why, and sighed subconsciously, " Why choose this when there are so many better ones you don’t choose.”

Yu Yuze: "I think this is the best."

Song Shi was puzzled: "Why, give me an example?"

Yu Yuze opened the suitcase and sorted out the things inside. After thinking for a while, he raised his head and asked him, "Who are the strong junglers in the current version?"

Song Shi replied without hesitation: "A man of horses, a blind monk, and a leopard girl."

Yu Yuze: "What else?"

Song Shi: "For the second echelon, Kayn, Olaf, and Udyr."

Yu Yuze's eyes were gentle, and he hit the nail on the head: "Then since you can't even rank in the second echelon, why do you prefer Ike so much? As long as the opponent dares to ban you in the game, you will definitely dare to choose it?"

"Because there are more than 100 heroes in the League of Legends, only this one fits me well, in line with my aesthetics, this is..."

Before he finished speaking, Song Shi suddenly realized something.

"In the final game of last year's global finals, Thresh and Niutau were in front of me at the same time. At that time, considering the suggestions of my coaches and teammates, and for the lineup, I chose Niutou."

Yu Yuze walked to the side of the bed and sat down, suddenly changed the subject, looking a little depressed.

"I lost that game. No matter who came to replay the game, they said it was because I was caught in the middle lane in the early stage, and the collapse was so strong that the wild area fell at the same time, and I was snowballed by the opponent. I usually don't regret it because of anything, but in that game I really regret it and always feel that I am responsible. If I had been more determined to choose Thresh at that time, it might have been a different result."

"It's really not your fault." Song Shi said, "In that round, only the bottom lane was the advantage."

"The problem is that we lost three rounds in the BO5 finals. Only this round I regretted. I could choose, I wanted to, but I didn't choose." Yu Yuze turned his head and glanced at Chi Feng who was sleeping, "That year, in the qualifying round, Chi Feng picked Delevingne twice in a row and lost two games in a row, and was questioned by the whole network. Do you remember what he said during the interview?"

That was the worst period of time for the relationship in the FG team. Song Shi felt upset when he looked at the little lunatic, and he really didn't remember what he said.

So he asked, "What did he say?"

Yu Yuze smiled slightly.

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Reporter: "Why do you have to insist on choosing Draven, a hero whose version is not strong in this game? Wouldn't it be better to choose Kai'Sa, who is a strong version? Do you regret it?"

Chi Feng seemed to want to swear but swallowed it forcefully, his brows were wrinkled, and his tone was quite impatient.

"Like if one day Yu Yuze asked me out to a movie, and I rejected him because I didn't wash my hair, what is the difference between me and cerebral palsy? If I asked him out to a movie and he rejected me once, would it be my life?" Don't date him anymore?"

"If you lose once, you can't choose? If you get rejected once, you can't continue dating?"

"Have I never won?"

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