The bottom lane is forbidden to show affection [e-sports]

Yu Yuze seems to be familiar with the staff of this bar. The bartender with blonde hair and blue eyes is very handsome, with a straight nose and beautiful double eyelids. At first glance, he looks like a European Hollywood star.

He brought the Long Island Iced Tea to the bar, and when he turned his head, he didn't let him wink his eyes mischievously, causing Yu Yuze to bend his eyes and smile.

There are fresh mint leaves floating on the dark brown wine, and bubbles are slowly rising from the bottom to the top, and the long straw is inserted into it in the shape of a heart.

Yu Yuze took a sip with the straw in his mouth, and the liquid in the cup slowly dropped.

A part of the clear square ice cube is exposed at the mouth of the glass, as if it is about to melt the tip of an iceberg that has sunk in the ocean.

It was obvious that Yu Yuze was very satisfied with the taste of this cup of Long Island Iced Tea, because Chi Feng squinted his eyes when he rolled his Adam's apple and swallowed the wine.

Like the first sip of iced mineral water after exercising in the summer sun, every pore is clamoring for pleasure and satisfaction.

Seeing all this, Chi Feng felt inexplicably thirsty.

At this moment, Xiao Baozi, who is the leader of the atmosphere group, has sung again. His singing skills are not bad, and the melody sounds familiar. It seems to be a popular love song on the Internet.

Chi Feng stood up and moved the high stool towards Yu Yuze's direction, leaned over to please him and said, "Order me a drink too."

The stereo in the bar is always expensive, and the stereo surround sound is very good. When the person operating the console is not intentionally playing soothing music, the background music can be very loud.

This is actually a routine used by many nightclubs.

The relatively noisy background sound, one is to exaggerate the atmosphere of not getting drunk and letting go, and the other is to provide opportunities for those who are dating or ambiguous, so that they have to get closer to hear each other's speech.

Because the distance was not enough, just as Chi Feng opened his mouth, his words were scattered by the surrounding notes, and Yu Yuze couldn't read the information at all.

Although it is possible to chat normally with a higher volume, Yu Yuze is obviously not the kind of person who likes to talk at the top of his voice.

So he leaned over and put his mouth close to Chi Feng's ear, and asked in his usual clear and magnetic voice, "What did you just say?"

The slightly hot breath sprayed on the pinna had a hint of the coolness of Long Island iced tea, but Chi Feng felt his left ear instantly catch fire, and the electric shock-like feeling invaded every inch of nerve endings inch by inch.

He felt his scalp explode, and every hair was forced to stand in place and start military training.

I……

what did i say?

What did I want to do?

What did he just say?

who I am?where am I?what am i doing?

Grass.

At this moment, Chi Feng finally realized that from ancient times to the present, every fool who was confused by beauty and did not think about government affairs was fucking innocent.

Because if Yu Yuze told him at this moment that he wanted to dance in the most luxurious and gorgeous palace for him to see, he would immediately imitate King Zhou of Shang and build a deer platform for him in the city center, and the construction would start tomorrow.

The feudal lords of Fenghuo opera are even more at their fingertips, as long as they can make Yu Yuze smile, it's all easy.

What kind of trouble?

Who invented this word?

If you want to be a eunuch so much, you should drag him out to purify yourself, and go to the imperial study to be the chief steward!

"Why are you distracted again?" Before Chi Feng could answer for a long time, Yu Yuze looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What are you thinking?"

Chi Feng withdrew his thoughts that wandered thousands of years ago, but after all he couldn't catch up with his mouth, he blurted out: "I want to be a eunuch."

"?"

Yu Yuze's pretty eyebrows were tightened, and he looked at him in confusion.

After realizing what he said just now, Chi Feng hurriedly waved his hands in a panic, speaking incoherently.

"No, no! That's not what I mean! I mean that many eunuchs probably didn't understand why King Zhou of Shang built a deer platform for Daji until their death!"

Yu Yuze couldn't understand anymore.

He turned the wine glass in his hand with great interest, and his eyes fell on Chi Feng very curiously: "What do you think about every day with your little head?"

"I don't know, hahaha, I just thought of it suddenly." Chi Feng smiled foolishly.

"Okay." Yu Yuze was already used to his unconstrained thinking, so he changed the subject, "What did you tell me just now?"

"Eh..." Chi Feng's mind was like a blank sheet of paper at this time, and he was scratching his head while thinking hard, and finally recalled it after he glanced at the wine glass in Yu Yuze's hand from the corner of his eye, "Oh! I mean, can I give it to you?" I'll order a drink too, I want to drink too."

Yu Yuze seldom rejects others so firmly, but this time he quickly shook his head: "No."

"Why!" Chi Feng was puzzled, always felt that the drunkenness on the street in Seoul had caused a huge misunderstanding to Yu Yuze, and tried to explain, "I drink really well. , I almost used beer to make milk powder for me. But due to my personal constitution, I can’t touch liquor since I was a child. The last time I got drunk was an accident!”

Even if he said that, Yu Yuze's attitude was still very tough, and he shook his head again: "Anyway, it's not possible."

"Then why on earth!" Chi Feng went crazy, "You brought me to this kind of place, you can't just let me drink fruit oranges!?"

"You wanted to come by yourself." Yu Yuze said to him calmly, then raised his head and waved to the bartender, "Leo, do you have oranges?"

The blond and blue-eyed handsome Leo turned around and actually took out a bottle of orange 'Duang' from under the bar and put it on the bar. It was still a 1.8-liter bottle.

"Do you need to add ice cubes?" Leo took out another cup and put it next to him, and asked politely in very standard Mandarin.

Chi Feng was more sad than heartbroken, and said as lonely as snow: "... add it."

So, 30 seconds later, Chi Feng clinked glasses with Yu Yuze while holding an iced fruit orange.

Seeing his depressed and temperless appearance, Yu Yuze's mouth always had a slight arc, and there was a smile hidden in his eyes.

At this moment, Xiao Baozi, who was singing enthusiastically, stopped the music again, and pointed at the stairs with a microphone and said.

"Oh my, my talents are finally here, and I can play games!"

Speaking of this, Chi Feng turned his head and looked away, and saw the moon cake at a glance.

And Starry Night standing next to her with milk tea and fried chicken in hand.

Moon Cake first took off her heavy coat, then tiptoed to look around the audience carefully, her eyes lit up when she saw Chi Feng and Yu Yuze sitting at the bar, she immediately raised her feet and trotted over.

"You guys are here! When did you arrive? I've been waiting for a long time!" Moon Cake happily pulled a chair and sat down next to Chi Feng.

"It's not long since we arrived." Chi Feng held the straw in his mouth, turned his eyes to Xingye who casually followed behind the moon cake, and asked, "Where have you been?"

"I suddenly wanted to eat fried chicken, so I went out and bought it. Ye Shen insisted on coming with me, saying that this area is a bit messy, and I am the only one who is worried." Moon Cake turned to take Xing Ye's phone, and opened the package The box was placed on the bar: "This fried chicken is amazing! You have to wait in a long line to get it, try it!"

The garlic smell emanating from the fried chicken box hooked Chi Feng's gluttons, he was not too polite, he picked up a piece and threw it into his mouth, chewed it twice and gave it a thumbs up: "Not bad, not bad .”

As he said, he picked up another piece and blew it to Yu Yuze's mouth: "It's delicious, try it."

After finishing speaking, before Yu Yuze could make any reaction, the fried chicken in Chi Feng's hand was stopped halfway and disappeared.

Xingye threw the golden yellow chicken nuggets into his mouth, and said nonchalantly, "He doesn't like to eat this kind of fried food. If he accidentally gets angry, it will easily cause rhinitis and make him feel uncomfortable. Don't you know that?"

"..."

Chi Feng stared at his empty hands and frowned uncomfortably, then glanced at Yu Yuze in front of him.

According to this person's past temper, Yu Yuze thought he would get angry.

But I didn't expect that Chi Feng didn't say anything more, wiped his hands with his lowered eyes, and nodded: "Now I know."

Seeing this, Xingye went to Yu Yuze's side, leaned back on the bar casually, turned his head and said to him: "I still drink ice in such a cold day, if I was there just now, I definitely wouldn't let you order it."

Yu Yuze laughed: "Look at what you said, how can I be so delicate."

There is an inherent laziness between Xingye's eyebrows, and she always squints her eyes habitually, as if she doesn't care about everything at this time.Even when playing games, he always put on such a cynical attitude. Even if he completed the online solo kill, he still looked lazy in the camera as if he hadn't woken up.

Fans always say that if he was placed in ancient times, he would look like a ghost doctor who wandered outside the rules. When he was in a good mood, he hung a pot to help the world, and when he was in a bad mood, he would kill a person with a bottle of medicine without mercy.

In Chi Feng's "Professional Alliance Hate Ranking List", the sunset ranks first, and the second is a starry night.

This person looks like a fool all day long and doesn't care about anything, but in fact, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger has a lot of evil intentions.

Hearing what Yu Yuze said, Xingye lowered his head and smiled for a while, then looked at him with meaningful and ambiguous eyes: "Don't I know how delicate you are?"

Chi Feng was so annoyed to death by this person's attitude and tone of voice.

It seems that when eating, there is always a guy next to him who does not eat what is in his own bowl, and always stares at other people's bowls uneasy and kind.

It seems that he is still eager to take a piece of meat away at any time.

The little lunatic felt aggrieved in his heart, and the hostility in his bones immediately rushed to his heart, wanting to beat someone up.

But if you provoke trouble on such an occasion, no matter what it turns out to be, you will definitely be taught ignorance by Yu Yuze.

Gloomy dark clouds floated in Chi Feng's eyes, he suppressed his irritability, pursed his lips into a line and exhaled heavily, and moved his eyes to other places deliberately not to look at him.

A small leak will sink a great ship.

This person's teasing and teasing is just to annoy him, he can't be fooled!

At that time, this starry night fought with Yu Yuze for a year, but failed to keep him after winning the world championship, and watched Yu Yuze transfer to Polaris.

FG and EOL are both champion teams, Yu Yuze chose FG instead of EOL this season.

No matter how that song is sung, what can’t be obtained is always in commotion!

This person must be in love but unsatisfactory, sour and greedy, and secretly hate him.

That's why he used this kind of clumsy and cautious verbal provocation, trying to make him lose his composure.

The more Chi Feng thought about it, the more reasonable he felt, and silently breathed a sigh of relief.

so close!

Almost fell for it, let him achieve the evil purpose of sowing discord.

At this moment, the little bun on the stage coughed into the standing microphone, and said in a very exciting tone, as professional as a senior host, "Come on! Everyone be quiet, except in the corner over there Do you want to play games other than the dozen or so people who played Werewolf Killing, I have figured out a new trick this year, come on, come on!"

Chi Feng turned his head and saw that the long table in front of the small stage was already filled with fruit plates and full of colorful high-strength cocktails in short stem glasses. There was even a row of beer under the table, which looked like a There is a Hongmen Banquet posture that never returns.

But the contestants who will attend this kind of party like to be lively, and those who have nothing to do go over and start to find a place to sit.

The little bun saw Yu Yuze sitting still and didn't move from a distance, so he called his name and shouted from the air: "Yu Ze, you don't move no matter what, come here quickly."

The people over there immediately started booing.

"Come on, if you don't come, I'm going to make trouble!"

"Listen to the voices of the masses, come and sit down~"

"Yeah, which time the protagonist is not you, if you don't come, what's the point of us playing!"

……

Xingye, who was leaning against the bar, also stood up and winked at Yu Yuze: "Let's go."

To be honest, Yu Yuze really didn't really want to participate in this kind of activity, because every time he couldn't escape the fate of being booed by a group of people and being pushed to the center of the topic.

But it's all here, so it's not good to spoil everyone's happiness.

Yu Yuze came down from the high stool with his own Long Island iced tea, his eyes were slightly drunk, and the water in his eyes moved slightly, matching the blush made by the alcohol on his face, like a lake with a thin mist scattered at dusk.

He looked at Chi Feng and blinked lightly: "Let's go, let's go together."

Chi Feng, who hadn't spoken for a while, raised his head, stared into his eyes and remained silent for a while.

Then, imitating the bleak eyes of the male protagonists in the pain literature, he put on a three-point sad expression, three-point desolation, and four-point dejected look, and shook his head with melancholy downcast eyes.

"You go and play, I won't go. I'm so envious that everyone is a close friend, and they are so familiar with each other, unlike me..."

Speaking of this, Chi Feng curled his lips slightly, and lowered his head pretending to be brave.

"I only have you."

The author has something to say: Chi Feng: Why is everyone's wife and former ADC so annoying!I vomited!

Sunset: When a person realizes his own incompetence, he becomes distraught.

Xingye: I can't say that, I just feel sorry for Yuze, I don't want to separate the two of you, I just want to join.

Park Jiyun: It was my fault. I couldn’t help but threw myself into my brother’s arms. I will try to keep my distance from now on. I’m sorry QAQ

Chi Feng: Get out!Grass!It's annoying!

System message: FG-Feng has exited the group chat.

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Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: order 10 bottles;