A retired magician raises a bucket daily

What kind of experience is it like to get rich overnight?

Dick Grayson said: I am too familiar with this, I have experienced it twice.

The first was as a child, adopted by Gotham's richest man, Bruce Wayne, after his parents died.

The second time is now.

Bruce Wayne is the richest man in Gotham; Tony Stark is the richest man in New York; Tim Drake, who inherited the Drake Group and is now the titular president of the Wayne Group; and Damian Wayne, He has a League of Assassins to inherit, who knows how much money is in his private bank card.

Therefore, as the only social animal in the whole manor, Dick, who relies on the wages paid by the police station every month to maintain his life as a vigilante at night and is a member of the moonlight clan, has become the most powerful man in the manor under the current situation where the two poles are reversed. wealthy (referring to food and weapons) people.

Among the people whose food has only durability of 5, 10 or even 1, he looked at the durability of 80 in his backpack, and Dick suddenly felt a kind of incompatibility. Even Alfred had so much savings !

why the fuck

Obviously I am so rich now, but my heart is so sad?

So when Jason and Reed returned to the manor, what they saw was the scene of the mother bird distributing food to everyone one by one.With tears in his eyes, Ye Yi stuffed the compressed biscuits and water bottle into Damian's arms, and asked, "Do you want more? I still have them here."

Dami is still growing, no matter how hungry he is, he can't starve the child.

Damian, who was inexplicably given alms, looked annoyed, not understanding how he woke up in the middle of the night and suddenly fell to living on Grayson's alms.

—For him, the tricks of the clown are less important than his own dignity.

"Little Wing!" Seeing him, the mother bird ran over immediately, tilted her head and greeted Reed and Merlin, "Are you short of food? I have plenty of biscuits and mineral water."

"...no," Jason stretched out his hand to distance himself from the crowd, and Dick reminded him of a salesman in a mall, "we've had enough."

"Oh..." Dick calmed down immediately, and patted Jason's shoulder painfully, with a look of 'brother, I understand you'.

"..." This guy must not know that the Iceberg Club and most of Gotham's gang properties are now under Jason's name.

But Jason didn't intend to argue with his poor brother about it.

"What did you find when you went outside?" In the Batcave, Tim, who was still clacking and pressing the keyboard, turned to ask them.

Jason looked at him: "Xiaohong—your condition doesn't look very good."

"Yeah, thanks to the clown." Tim rolled his eyes, grinding his back teeth, his dark circles are already visible to the naked eye, and he slept for two hours in three days, he is now emaciated, especially After falling into a situation where drinking coffee doesn't help, as long as he relaxes his nerves a little, he can probably fall asleep directly.

"What is this doing?" Jason looked at his computer screen.

"Re-set the network," said Tony, who was at the computer on the other side, "The clown said it was a dream, but I figured out the cost of the 'magic' thing, I think, it's just I think- He can't support such a huge magic power."

The man with the mustache raised a finger, "There must be loopholes in every game. We are looking for this. Didn't he ask, which one should you choose, the red and blue pills? Ha, "The Matrix."

Reed looked around and found two Batmen in the corner. They didn't know what they were discussing. One of them was frowning with a serious expression, and the other was sitting calmly, and even seemed to be in a good mood. His appearance—he was different from when he was just summoned, whether it was his demeanor or temperament—Melin gently tugged his sleeve behind him.Just now Nightmare mentioned to him the strangeness of this Heroic Spirit who is also Batman, and Reid's bad premonition is getting stronger and stronger.

"Isn't this a dream? Will it work?"

Tony snapped his fingers, "Jarvis."

The eyes of the steel armor he'd set aside—he'd sneaked in without Bruce's knowledge during the day—lit up, and his smart butler's voice came from inside, "Yes, Sir."

Tony shrugged, "See? This is the first BUG."

The first shot in Lexington started the American War of Independence, and now the first shot in Gotham marks the official start of the clown's game.

Most of the rich people in Gotham are high-ranking people who eat vegetarian food and run around like dogs. Fame and fortune are tied to them, but this does not mean that they are all rich and poor. They are very smart. After understanding the rules of the game Next, scolding the clown for the first time, while gathering a part of the reserve from his loyal subordinates.

Then they began to plan about those former poor and street children.

They took advantage of the embarrassing time of midnight to abduct some homeless people who were still sleeping on the street, coaxing them to take out their food and weapons.

So in just a few hours, several huge criminal groups rose again.

Dick, Jason, and Damian all think it's time to go out and watch the night.There, Jason and Reed told everyone what they saw in the depths of the park and the factory where the clown was staying, and there may be some children who were kidnapped by him.

"Since we don't have a clue now, we should find something when we go out and have a look." Dick suggested, "I'm a little worried about the situation outside."

Bruce also wanted to go out. According to his prediction, Gotham would fall within a few hours, but the heroic spirits who followed him always made him nervous. Bruce could feel that the other party was hiding many things from him, but he There was no way to force him to speak out. The command given with the first command spell was too vague, so that the other party took advantage of it. The last stroke was a safety lock to prevent the heroic spirit from doing some dangerous things. Now It doesn't work yet.

So Bruce had to let Dick put on Batman's night patrol uniform, and he stayed at home. First, he had to watch the heroic spirit. He didn't trust him, and second, he could help Tim share some. After all, Red Robin had two days off. There is so little time, even Bruce, who has not regarded his body as his body all the year round, is starting to worry about him.

Jason recently changed his look. He planned to install some other equipment inside the red hood. Iron Man's armor gave him a lot of inspiration, so now he uses a red metal mask and dominoes that cover the lower half of his face. blindfold.

"Use this to save some magic power." Jason gave Reid a red domino eye patch.

"...Actually, that camouflage doesn't require any magic power, so it's okay if you don't need it?" Reed answered inexplicably. He had never used the Domino blindfold, and shook it in his hand.He had no interest in becoming a hero, but wearing this would give him a strange sense of mission.

"..." But I don't want Mosaic Man to come back.In the past two days, Jason, who had dreamed several times that his boyfriend had turned into a pixel man, said in an undeniable tone: "Use this, red, just like me, a couple model."

"..." Reed was silent for a while, "Well, you've already said that."

Tim glanced at Jason with indescribable eyes, and decided in his heart to exaggerate the style of his blindfold.

Nightwing put on the bat suit for the first time in a long time, and he could still drive the Batmobile. He twisted in front of the mirror, bent over and nimbly avoided Damian's kick.

"Grayson, don't get inked." Robin scowled, and he'd been bitter about Bruce not allowing him to drive the Batmobile and not having one of his own - even though he had secretly driven it.

"Dami, I now announce that your weapons will be confiscated by me." Dick said loudly with his hands on his hips. Dick, who was carrying a lot of food and weapons, felt that he should have the confidence now.

The demon cub uttered in disbelief: "FuckyouD*ick!"

Dick laughed, stretched out his hand and lifted Damian away, and walked out humming a song.

During the period, there were also various insults from Robin.

Because Merlin was busy with work, the number of deaths in this game was gradually increasing. He wanted to solve those nightmares, so he said hello to Reed and left.

The Batcave suddenly became quiet again, save for the beeping of the computer and the crisp click of the keyboard.

"The world is finally clean." Tony stretched his waist and moved his fingers. Seeing the figure standing beside him, he was taken aback. "Oh, you're still here? Why don't you go out with them?"

The heroic spirit being questioned silently shook his head, he seemed to have nothing to say after he was summoned.

Tony muttered: "You usually talk a lot, and you've been whispering in my ears like an old woman. Why don't you say anything now? Hydra made you stupid?"

"I just want to watch you," Captain Hydra said to him.

"...uh, thanks? I do like blondes...with big breasts, but you're the wrong gender," Tony paused, glanced at the data on his computer, and confirmed After they calculated correctly, they turned around and said seriously to Heroic Spirit, "If it was someone else, I would regard this as sexual *harassment*, so stop your irresponsible behavior."

"But—" Steve seemed to want to refute something.

"No but," Tony interrupted, "I know what you're thinking, Steve. Don't look through me or remember someone, whether that person is me from another world or not, I don't care about you two What's the relationship between, that's not 'me' to me."

The captain looked a little sad, his eyebrows drooping, his blue eyes filled with disappointment.For a moment Tony even thought that if he had a tail, Darla would be on the ground by now.

"Did you know? America's sweetheart, such behavior will hurt two people at once, him and me." Tony's big caramel-colored eyes looked at Yingling. At this time, he looked rare and serious, and said earnestly: "You can talk about what you have experienced and what you have done, maybe I will try to comfort you, but I guess I should still scold you... Anyway, don't confuse us. "

He touched Steve's chest with his fingers, as if he had penetrated the body to see the chronic disease rotting in it, and the accident dream frozen in it.

"I can't save you, Steve, the only one who can save you is yourself."