I don't agree with panda

It's a good idea to go to the cafeteria to cook. Yuan Jinli thought of Chef Chang and the others who have always taken care of his taste, so he wanted to go and have a look.

Now that he was able to turn into a human, it would be nice to have a big meal that Twolegs usually eat.

But that means pandas need to become human again.

Clothes are not a problem.

Kleist also prepared a lot of clothes for him in the new space button.

How to change clothes is the problem.

"Ow."

You avoid it.

The giant panda barked expressionlessly.

Just kidding, let him change his clothes in front of the person who has just put his lips on...

Then he has a big heart!

Kleist really didn't force him this time.

Probably because he knew that the panda would really get angry if he continued teasing him, he got up cooperatively and came back to the door.

"Call me when you're done."

After speaking, he reopened the locked office door and stepped out.

The giant panda in the room was relieved.

"Call..."

In fact, there is nothing to be awkward about.

But he's just awkward.

And Yuan Jinli didn't want to analyze why he was so awkward now, it seemed that once he figured it out, he would become even more awkward...

Hey, what kind of weird tongue twister is this.

The big-hearted baby panda finally chose to pretend that he didn't know anything, didn't know.

Not long after, the black-haired young man who changed his clothes opened the door of the office from the inside.

Coincidentally, just a few seconds before he opened the door, a high-ranking officer happened to pass by Kleist's office and greeted Kleist.

"Major General."

After paying a standard military salute, Kang Changming felt that something was wrong... He looked at Kleist who was standing at the door, and thought suspiciously: What is General Kleist doing?

Why are you standing motionless at the door of your own house?The posture is still so straight, and the expression is solemn?

General, he likes to stand at the door of his office...?

And at this moment, as if to answer his question, the door of the major general's office was opened from the inside.

A young man with black hair and black eyes came out from inside.

Kang Changming's eyes naturally fell on the young man's face, and at the same time, he was stunned.

Before he could react, General Kleist, who had just greeted him, moved first—he was standing at the door, but now he took a step back and came to the young man.

The young man didn't seem to expect that there were other people outside the door.After being stunned for a moment, he first looked at General Kleist beside him, then turned his eyes and glanced at himself.

Kang Changming: "..."

Kang Changming feels that he has lived for more than 100 years, and he has never seen such a handsome young man.

The pure black hair and black eyes make the young man's skin as white as snow.Even though there was no special expression on his face, his overly red lips seemed to be pursed, with a smile...

"..."

Kang Changming only had time to take a look.

His sight was blocked by Major General Kleist who took a sudden step.

"I'm leaving first, Colonel Kang." The other party looked down at him slightly, and there was a sharpness hidden in the light-colored eyes, which could not be seen at first glance, but it was like an ice pick, making Leng Buding look at him The person is cold all over.

Kang Changming, who shivered suddenly, quickly bowed his body and said with a smile: "Please go ahead."

Afterwards, he saw Major General Kleist walking side by side with the overly prominent young man.

The corridor of the military headquarters is not wide, but it is enough for four or five people to pass through at the same time.

But there was no one in the corridor at the moment, but those two people were very close... To be precise, it was Major General Kleist who took the initiative to get very close to the unknown young man.

And Kang Changming felt a little dazzled.

——Those two people had their arms hanging naturally, their cuffs rubbed against each other, as if they were separated.

But at the moment when he was about to turn the corner, he seemed to see Major General Kleist raising his hand first, hooking the wrist of the young man beside him? ...

?

I really feel that the major general who has always been cold and stern has suddenly become sticky. ? ?

On the other side, Yuan Jinli, who was held by the hand in the empty corridor, struggled subconsciously. After he failed to escape, he shook the hands of the two people who suddenly held each other and said, "This is not good. All right?"

Isn't this in the military department?

"Yeah." Kleist responded, but said, "It's not good at first, but it's not because I'm afraid you will run away."

"..."

Yuan Jinli... suddenly felt that there was no need to refute such unnutritious words.

"Who was that person just now?" He couldn't help asking again.

For a moment just now, it felt like his little brother suddenly became a lot more aggressive.

"It's just a subordinate." Kleist said calmly, "He just got divorced not long ago."

"...?" Yuan Jinli shook his round ears that didn't exist for the time being in a stream of consciousness: "And then?"

"And then he's single now."

Yuan Jinli: "So?"

Kleist turned his neck slightly, and glanced at the young man beside him.

The handsome side face was like a carefully carved plaster statue. He straightened his face slightly and said seriously, "That's why I don't like him staring at you all the time."

"...?!"

Yuan Jinli reacted for a moment before he understood what Kleist meant.

...It seems that the single person staring at him will make his little brother feel a sense of crisis?

……

But what.

People just take a look at it casually...

Yuan Jinli felt that Kleist was not the kind of person with a small belly.He was also stingy, so he deliberately asked him: "Then what if the person staring at me is not single?"

"That's even worse."

Kleist frowned deeply, and unilaterally declared his sovereignty: "No one can keep staring."

Yuan Jinli: "..."

After half an hour.

Kang Changming, who had been in the training ground all morning and had just finished eating to chat with his subordinates, suddenly heard the news that Mr. Yuan came with the major general today.

Kang Changming:! ! !

"Then have you heard that there is a black-haired young man who came with the major general. He didn't wear a military uniform, but he looks very energetic and handsome. You can see it at a glance, and you won't forget it when you see it." Kang Changming asked his subordinates .

"No."

The subordinate and other colleagues looked at each other in blank dismay: "Mr. Yuan happened to see it when he came with the major general. He also made an appointment with Mr. Yuan for an autograph. I haven't heard of any particularly handsome young man..."

Other subordinates were also confused: "So the major general also brought a big black-haired beauty to work??"

I thought it would be a shame to miss the meeting with the giant pandas! !

Although the military department has requirements for them, they can't go everywhere at ordinary times.According to the information they have so far, the general took Mr. Yuan back to his office after he came down from the parking lot and did not go anywhere else.

But if they really want to meet by chance, it's not impossible at all. It would be great if they could know the news earlier...

"Fool!"

This subordinate soon received a slap in the face from his own official, "That means the beauty is Mr. Yuan!"

Kang Changming only hated that he didn't have time to take a closer look just now!

But in this way, it also explained why the major general standing in front of his office just now gave people a particularly submissive feeling.

When did Major General Kleist wait for someone so "humblely"?

There is only Mr. Yuan! ! !

"Hey, have you heard? Mr. Yuan went to the cafeteria just now!"

Probably because of something, another subordinate suddenly ran back, conveying the news while running.

"Mr. Yuan in human form looks really good... My horse, I just saw the photo and the whole person is dead!"

"Where can I see the photos?" the people around Kang Changming immediately asked.

"Forum, forum!" the subordinate said: "Although the sensation caused was too great, Mr. Yuan was taken directly to the reception room by the general in the end, but he was still photographed!"

……

Yuan Jinli spent a happy day at the military headquarters.

If you exclude the "shock" he received before lunch.

...It wasn't very frightening either, he would be so frightened that he just didn't expect that there would be so many people in the cafeteria.

Moreover, when they appeared at the entrance of the cafeteria, they were immediately discovered by so many people.

Those who found him all turned their heads and looked at him and Art beside him very keenly.

How sharp is it?

Anyway, as far as the eye can see, without exception, everyone is staring at him.

……

In short, it was very sensational, very sensational.

Especially when someone guessed that he was the Mr. Yuan and the giant panda they were talking about...

The whole cafeteria is about to explode.

But fortunately, because of Kleist's presence, the situation was quickly brought under control.

None of the soldiers would act presumptuously in front of their officers.

In fact, even if it is presumptuous, at most it is to come up to Yuan Jinli to say a few words, ask him a few common sense questions about pandas, and ask for an autograph or something. The character of the entire 3129 division is still guaranteed. Yes, it is absolutely impossible for someone to do anything to harm the giant panda.

But the problem is that there are too many people.If everyone gathered together, Yuan Jinli would not be able to handle it.

The scene might get out of control.

After returning home, Yuan Jinli lay down in the simulation cabin step by step, planning to continue playing games.

But before playing the game, he asked Art to log on to the internal forum of Division 3129 to see what those in the army had to say.

The two were lying in their respective simulation cabins. The separate confined space completely relaxed the giant panda who had been inexplicably awkward all day. After forming a team connection, Kleist could freely connect his panel with the Shared by Yuan Jinli.

A light screen soon appeared in front of Yuan Jinli.

The content on the light screen is the entertainment section inside Division 3129.

Although the soldiers did not explode in the cafeteria, it really exploded online.

In the afternoon, various posts about Yuan Jinli emerged one after another, and many of them were turned into tall buildings.

During this period of time, he was frequently exposed to interstellar characters, and Yuan Jinli more or less knew the meanings of some symbols.

Especially after playing games, he gradually recognized more and more characters.

Yuan Jinli clicked on a tall building with the keyword "Mr. Yuan".

It doesn't matter if you don't understand the words, he can copy them and let the light brain do a rough translation, or you can simply ask Kleist to read them to him.

And the giant panda, who has been "busy" all day, doesn't even bother to raise his hand at this moment.He directly chose the latter method.

"Can you imagine? The original human form looks like this!"

Kleist's deep voice sounded from the speakers in all directions in the simulation cabin, making it seem as if they were not separated, and there was no distance between them.

But Yuan Jinli knew that Art couldn't see his expression at this moment, so he felt relieved to let the other party read the post to him.

After all, even if he read something that embarrassed him enough to dig out a universe, the people next door wouldn't be able to see it.

Oh, just for fun.

After reading the title and seeing that the giant panda did not intend to stop, Kleist began to read the main building and those replies.

In fact, the content of the replies is the same, at least at a glance, the first few dozen floors are similar...

The opinions expressed by everyone are: "As expected of Mr. Hara, the appearance of the human form is so outstanding", "It's really unforgettable" and so on.

……Forehead.

Ok.

When Art read these compliments in a very serious tone, the giant panda was so embarrassed that it was about to pick out a small planet.

Sure enough, the skin is not thick enough.

Even if he won't be seen, he will be embarrassed himself! ! !

If you really can't stand it, quickly ask the reader to stop.In fact, Yuan Jinli is also a little confused, whether they like their panda form or their human form.

As a giant panda, Yuan Jinli feels that being loved is a very natural thing. There is no doubt about this, and he is also very righteous.

But as a two-legged beast, well, maybe it's out of prejudice, he feels that his appearance really shouldn't be paid too much attention...

How do you describe the feeling? It's a bit uncoordinated?

Obviously, what he looks like is a matter of his parents' genes plus a little bit of later luck, but since he was a child, Ohara Jinli has already relied on this appearance to get too much...

Although sometimes the good-looking appearance really brings him trouble.

"Don't think too much about it."

Kleist's textured voice surrounded him: "Since they like you, it means you are worth it."

"The reason is this... that's right." Yuan Jinli suddenly thought of the question he had thought of when he first arrived at the military headquarters today.

In the morning, he was interrupted by... something that made the giant panda uncomfortable, so he forgot about it. Now that he thinks about it, Yuan Jinli said: "I want to give your subordinates a gift, you What do you think of the power spar broken into small pieces?"

He had nothing else to repay their affection.

After the task of breaking 50W popularity, he has more than 100 energy spars.There is simply no way to run out.

That's why Yuan Jinli came up with the idea of ​​dividing the energy spar into small pieces and sharing one point for each person.

It doesn't need too much, just a little bit for each person, it's a thought.

In this way, on the one hand, it can be regarded as giving back to the fans who have been with him since the beginning, and it can be regarded as his heart.

On the other hand, energy crystals are priceless after all, and they can save lives.This can be regarded as improving the quality of life of Art's army in a disguised form?

After all, the fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields.

After understanding his thoughts, Kleist's low laugh suddenly sounded in the simulation cabin.

The deep and textured voice came from all directions unexpectedly, and suddenly formed an electric current that made the panda's whole body tingle and numb.Yuan Jinli's phantom ears trembled three times.

"What are you laughing at?!" The giant panda's tone was a little angry again.

"Nothing," Kleist said. "Just wanted to thank you for them."

"……Humph."

The giant panda tilted its head again, and it still maintained this posture when it realized that the other party couldn't see it.

Don't ask, it's because Tsundere has a bad temper.

That's it.

"Of course I would also like to thank you for myself." Kleist's voice sounded again, "Jin Li is so kind to me."

Yuan Jinli: "..."

Yuan Jinli recalled that when he came up with the idea of ​​"don't let the fat water flow into the field of outsiders", the love letter in the morning had nothing to do with it, he hadn't been confessed, and they hadn't tried it either.

…At that time, he regarded himself as Art’s good brother, so it was logical to stand on the position of a good brother, and wanted to do something that could help him by the way...

But now that they've all tried it, then...

That's it!

That nature is different!

Because they are not just good brothers! ! !

... Doesn't this feel like he is planning for his boyfriend...? ? ?

bah bah bah.

He is not innocent anymore.

The giant panda was lying in the simulation cabin unloved, and generally did not accept the game team look sent by Kleist... because once the game starts, the other party can see his current appearance.

He doesn't want to be seen yet!

At least, until the face doesn't feel so hot anymore...

Or just turn back into a panda.

At the moment of rejection, Yuan Jinli thought a lot.

He told Kleist: "Wait a minute, I'll look at the post again."

"Okay." Kleist was not in a hurry, his pleasant voice was still smiling: "Do you want me to continue reading to you?"

"...No need for now."

He should copy and paste the translation himself!

Yuan Jinli decisively translated.

Translation is actually very convenient, after all, the software of the optical brain is very smart.

He was too lazy to move simply because he was too lazy.

However, according to the order of the building, Yuan Jinli suddenly realized... It seems that after the 300th floor, the topic has been distorted——

"Madam Major General, test, test."

"Fuck, it's really okay, Mrs. Major General!"

"Fuck, so it's really the major general's wife!" "So it's the major general's wife."

"Look at our major general standing with Mr. Yuan! What a match! The major general's wife is a real hammer."

"Major General's wife yyds! This look is absolutely amazing."

Yuan Jinli:? ? ?

"Jin Li." Kleist's voice came again, asking uncertainly, "Have you translated the following content?"

"...What do you think?" The giant panda asked back.

"..." Kleist, who understood instantly: "I have corrected their names more than once. For this reason, I have blocked many posts and locked keywords. No one else can post this word again. .”

So the major general's wife has existed for a long time? ?

"And then?" The giant panda felt that something was wrong.

"And today I unlocked the keywords."

"..." Yuan Jinli: "...???"

what the hell! ! !

It's no wonder that this post suddenly went crazy like madam from the [-]th floor!

Just imagine, you locked it at first, and now you unlock it.

It was not allowed to mention it before, but now it is allowed to mention it.

Isn't that 300 taels of silver here, claiming that he is really the major general's wife! ! !

The humanoid giant panda... was so angry that it rolled on the spot!

"I was wrong." Kleist admitted that it was his fault.

Who would have thought that such a day would come when he locked the entry.

The lock was when Panda borrowed his authority and began to read posts everywhere. He was afraid that Yuan Jinli would misunderstand when he saw it, so he simply locked it.

Of course, this is also a helpless move in response to his stern explanation many times internally but to no avail, and some people are still posting these contents.

At that time, Kleist also sincerely did not want the friendship between him and the panda to be affected by these words.

did not expect.

Really unpredictable.

Kleist could only remain silent, feeling sincerely why he hadn't thought about it in another direction.

"..."

After hearing the explanation, the giant panda pouted and said coldly: This is not a reason either!

The point is, he is not a major general's wife at all...!

Besides, what is the major general's wife? How could he be a wife? It's almost as good as a bully!

"It was my fault."

Kleist's voice came again, but Yuan Jinli didn't feel any sincerity from the person who couldn't see the other party.

The giant panda wanted to say, or else quickly lock the entry again, but before he could say anything, a window popped up in front of him to apply for a team meeting.

The angry panda didn't notice much at all, and just accepted it.

These days they play games together every day, and Yuan Jinli is already familiar with some basic interstellar languages ​​that often appear in the game, especially the team formation application box.

But what he didn't notice was that the dialog box that popped up had one more text note than before.

The team met to apply for establishment, and the two were quickly drawn into the same screen.

The screen is virtual, not in the game, but a temporary foothold built by Xingwang for device players and users, which is also dubbed "home" by netizens.

Especially users who use the simulation cabin to surf the Internet, some people do not go offline all day, just sit and play in the "home" on the Internet.

After all, the scene can be simulated and adjusted by yourself. If you want to go to the beach, you can go to the beach, and if you want to go to outer space, you can go to outer space. It is also highly simulated, which is much more interesting than being at home.

But the "home" designed and built by Kleist this time is similar to their normal room.

Even the style is exactly the same, simple Chinese decoration and design, solid wood tables, chairs and beds... just a little small.

In addition to a set of tables and chairs, there is only one bed left in the house.

As soon as Yuan Jinli was pulled in, he felt that the two of them in the room couldn't turn around while standing.

...Before he turned around, his waist was already wrapped around his waist.

?

It was obvious that a big hand with slender fingers and a broad palm was placed on his waist, which made Yuan Jinli feel a little weird.

Mainly, he'd never turned on haptic feedback before.After all, there was another live broadcast before, and he didn't want to experience the feeling of being touched by hundreds of thousands of hands at the same time.But now, he obviously has the feeling of being touched!

It's on the star network!

"Don't be nervous, this is 1v1 private mode." Kleist's voice sounded in his ear again.

The implication is that you can only feel the tactile experience he brings.

Yuan Jinli: "..."

It seems to be more nervous, ha ha.

And while he was in a daze, the person on the opposite side retracted his long arms and pulled him into his arms.

Giant Panda: "?!"

... No matter what kind of mode this private mode is.

After all, it will not be a serious model! ! !

All the sensory feedbacks were turned on, and Yuan Jinli could even feel the hot and humid breath sprayed on his temples by the other party.

The author has something to say: Yuan Jinli: I am not the wife of a major general either! !

Kleist: It's okay, it'll be there soon.

Art: As long as I'm thick-skinned, I can be my own assist (not Orz.

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