I don't agree with panda

On this day, the soldiers of the 3129th Division of the Royal Fleet of the Third Reich saw a video through different channels and means.

The video is extremely short, with a total length of only 15 seconds.

But it is enough to make the entire military department boil!

The first thing in the video is their major general's highly recognizable face.

Today's Major General Kleist did not wear a military jacket, just a casual shirt.

this is nothing.

After all, everyone in the Royal Fleet knew that their Admiral had gone on annual leave, and it was normal to dress casually occasionally... Although there were still sharp-eyed people who expressed doubts——

Why is the major general who is on vacation all wearing army trousers?

But none of that matters anymore.

Because in the last ten seconds, everyone's attention was occupied by the black and white dumpling held in the hands of the major general!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)!"

"Oh my god, look! He's saying hello to the camera!"

"It's so soft that if you move it, your whole body will tremble... Hey! The legs are so short."

"The point is that he can sit in the arms of the major general!"

……

When we first saw this video, everyone was a little confused and could only talk about it blindly.

But soon, everyone heard two more reliable pieces of news that were said to be from the adjutant Amir himself—this little tuanzi who was held in their arms by the major general was the one who had rescued the major general on the asteroid.

And, he is still a panda!

panda!

What a strange but familiar vocabulary!

It seems that every interstellar person has vaguely heard of this kind of creature on the distant ancient earth, but they generally have no concept of what it looks like and what characteristics it has.

This turned out to be a panda? !

alive, and saved their major general? ! !

As the news spread, the entire 3129th division exploded.

However, due to the instructions from the superiors, this kind of matter should not be made public for the time being, and everyone can only discuss it silently among the troops.

Seeing so many people discussing the contents of the video, while completing the tasks assigned by their superiors, Emil actually didn't understand the major general's intentions.

After more than ten thousand years of changes, the system of the Imperial Royal Fleet has become very complicated.

But it is well known that the 3129 Division is an elite unit organized by the Crown Prince Major General Kleist, and it can almost be called the private army of His Royal Highness.

After all, the 6000 members of the whole division have all received His Highness's kindness to some extent, and more than 90% of them have declared that they will swear allegiance to His Highness to the death.

It can be said that the entire division is someone His Highness can trust.

And what Kleist told Emil today was to distribute this short video to the whole division.

There is also an entrustment--

Emil was able to educate the rest of the army about the panda species and about Kleist's encounter with the panda.

But Kleist hoped that everyone in the division could keep it a secret and not reveal the existence of this panda cub for the time being.

As a major general's "private army", the entire 3129 Division followed Kleist's lead.

So although this is just Kleist's entrustment to Emil, it is not an order.

The emir is still executed as the highest order.

As he was, so were the others in the division.

The worship of force by new species is almost an instinct, and these people have followed Kleist for several years, and now they have almost reached the point where the major general said what he said.

The general said to keep it secret, so they would never tell it.

...Although he thought about it, General Kleist deliberately "posted" such intimate images to them, and didn't let them talk about it.

So cruel.

But for the sake of Kleist having a personal relationship for the first time in decades, everyone put up with it.

It's cruel to think about it though.

Forcibly stuffing dog food bags into their mouths is fine, and they are not allowed to reveal it to outsiders... Fortunately, people in a teacher can communicate with each other and eat melons, otherwise they will really be suffocated to death!That's right, once the rumor that their major general was rescued by a panda after being stranded on an asteroid spread in the military camp, it immediately turned into a sweet and beautiful love story.

A young general in exile, and a mysterious boy with a panda gene that has disappeared...

No matter how you think about this combination, there is a story!

Think about the major general who has been single until now... Once upon a time, people in the military made more than one bet on what kind of partner the major general would find.

But this betting game has been played for many years, and no one has ever won it.

So some people began to speak violently, saying that the other half of the major general must also be very unusual.

If the other half ever existed.

...Isn't that right, I found it here!

As for why I only watched a 15-second video, and the panda in the video only uttered a few crisp calls, which sounded like a sound made by a cub, but everyone knows that the general My lover is a boy now.

This is still revealed by the adjutant emir.

Amir said he had heard the panda talking to the general through a translator.

A crisp and sweet juvenile voice came out of the translator.

So this new species with mysterious genes should also be male.

"Ah, I really want to hear the voice of the major general's wife!"

"……There will be a chance."

Emil twitched the corners of his lips stiffly. I really don't know how this group of people have such a rich imagination. When did he say that the panda in the video is the major general's companion?

Ma'am and so on and so on!

He obviously conveyed the information to the colleagues below according to the major general's instructions... Which step was wrong?

……

Forget it.

Anyway, he didn't make up the rumor.

Looking back, even if the major general wants to blame, he can't blame him unreasonably.

Besides, during the video call before, the major general really hugged Mr. Yuan the whole time.

...Even if it is a life-saving bear, does it need to be hugged all the time like that?

Emil, who has also never been in a relationship, expressed his doubts.

So it's hard to say that other people guessed wrong.

In case the major general is really throwing dog food...

Emil really didn't know what the major general was doing for this wave of operations.The general just said that it would be better for him not to know the reason for the time being.

Usually, if it involves real secrets, they will indeed not communicate directly through this kind of dialogue, fearing that someone will monitor them.

So if the major general doesn't say anything, the emir won't ask.

But the major general's operation today is really a bit abnormal...

Intellectually, Emil knew that his superior would never do such a blatant show of affection.

Even if the whole teacher is like a family, they can call each other brothers and sisters.

Even in this era that is about to be destroyed, everyone is pursuing the ultimate romance and is very open.

Even in the military, there are no restrictions on dating each other, and there are often people who openly spread dog food on public platforms.

But their major general shouldn't be so handsome, right?

Even if you want to show off, you don't have to have a copy of the video in the military, right?

That's too cute! ?

...That can never be their major general!

Emil worked hard to delete the image of the major general in the love brain that was automatically made up by the brain.

But looking back on what he said when he talked to the major general just now, there is still no useful information.

After being stunned for a while by the influence of the panda, Emil didn't dare to look at the cute panda again.

He was trying to listen to what the general was saying to him.

Kleist first asked him to adjust the channel of the translator to a channel that the panda could use, and then the major general talked about his relationship with the panda.

…Oh, yes, Emil remembered that when he heard that this panda could speak ancient Chinese, he was taken aback for a moment, and it took him a long time to find the option of ancient Chinese...

In fact, it's still a gaffe.

Ugh.

However, after hearing that the major general was injured and landed on the asteroid, if he hadn't been taken back by the panda for treatment, he would have died long ago. Emil looked at the panda with a solemn and respectful gaze.

At the very beginning, the panda was introduced as a friend of the major general, which made Emil feel good about Mr. Yuan at first.

But it's just that I have some good impressions... and have been cute.

For the general's friends, the adjutant Amir is still very measured, he will try his best not to stare at Mr. Yuan who is a panda.

But a savior and a friend are completely different concepts.

... This panda saved their general's life!

Then in disguise, he is also his benefactor!

Although the major general did not mention the severity of his injury, how could Emil not know about it after following Kleist for many years—if it was just a minor injury, the general must have contacted them early in the morning instead of disappearing A full ten days!

Ten days!

More than a month has passed on that asteroid!

The general was recuperating for more than a month!

With the general's physical fitness, it is self-evident that this must be a multiple injury!

So Emir is grateful to the panda from the bottom of his heart.

Therefore, when the general said that he needed to spread the video internally, Emil immediately had the duty to arrange it.

No matter what the major general thinks, it is necessary for the whole division to know that this panda saved their general's life.

Their 3129 division owes this Mr. Yuan a favor.

Of course, Emil believes that with Mr. Yuan's unique appearance, besides gratitude and respect, there will be many people in the military who will be like him...there will be an extreme desire to suck up pandas...

For the 18th time, Emil called up the 15-second video from his optical brain, adjusted the angle again, and carefully looked at Mr. Yuan's round body, white hair, and delicate face.

This time, with an extremely sinful heart, he put his finger on the projection in the void.

That part corresponds to the small, round ears of the panda.

No matter how lively Division 3129 on the main star became, the mysterious giant panda cub on the asteroid still had dinner with Gouzi and the others step by step.

After eating, Er Gouzi, who had exhausted his mental energy, finally couldn't stand it any longer, and fell asleep on the bed.

The little tiger cub that was rescued by them drank some nutrient solution halfway, but continued to sleep around.

Today's tent suddenly became much quieter, and the giant pandas couldn't get used to it.

With nothing to do, Yuan Jinli planned to review his system again.

When speaking with the Emil adjutant before dinner, Art casually recorded a video about them and asked the Amir adjutant to help pass it on.

Knowing that he can earn popularity through the Internet, Yuan Jinli is still looking forward to the effect of the video after it is spread.

Before summoning the system, he guessed that after dinner, his popularity should be able to break through double digits.

Maybe it has already broken through twenty!

After all, before the call ended, Adjutant Amir had vowed that he would seriously forward that video to everyone in the army.

Although Yuan Jinli never intended to claim credit for saving the dog.

But if Adjutant Amir has a good impression of him because of this, and is willing to help him spread the video, Yuan Jinli will not refuse.

The cubs who had eaten and drank enough were sitting on the sofa piled up without bones.

While gnawing bamboo to digest food, he opened the system interface slowly.

Then the sound of the giant panda chewing the bamboo stopped abruptly, and Yuan Jinli was stunned for a moment, maintaining the movement of holding the bamboo with one palm.

...Who will tell him that the [Popularity × 15800] thing displayed on this interface is really his system?

?

???

Feeling unbelievable, the giant panda carefully counted the digits above... five digits, there is nothing wrong.

Then Yuan Jinli seriously suspected that he was dazzled.

The bamboo in his hand fell with a "click", and the giant panda wiped his eyes with his round palm.

But in an instant, the popularity value on it changed again!

【Popularity × 16038】!It rose by more than 200 in an instant! !

Yuan Jinli:! ! !

The small ears on the top of the head were shaking wildly, and the giant panda was so startled that its flesh was about to tremble, and it almost threw its neck back from the sofa!

Fuck trough.

What kind of influence is his dog that has made him gain more than 1 popularity in an instant? ! !

Perhaps the giant panda's movements were too large, and he quickly attracted the attention of Kleist next to him.

When his dog looked over, Yuan Jinli said, "Yeah! Mmmmmmm!"

Art!

We are rich! !

My popularity has reached [-]! !

Sixteen thousand!

That is 16 yuan meat!

And there are only ten pieces of meat left before he completes the novice task! !

"Ah."

But hearing this number, Kleist didn't have any big waves on his face.

His most proud subordinates have a total of more than 6000 people. According to the visual and auditory impact of the panda in that video, and Kleist's understanding of his subordinates, he believes that the panda cubs will soon The growing popularity doesn't stop there.

Kleist had expected a rise in popularity of around 3 people.

That's still a conservative estimate, assuming some people aren't all that fuzzy.

Now it has only increased by more than 1 people, which only shows that the video has not been fully spread.

This is also normal.

After all, the time is too short, most of the generals have not stepped down from their posts, and most of them should still be training at this time, so there is no time to watch that video.

But Kleist firmly believed that within 24 hours at most, Yuan Jinli's popularity could rise to [-].

Yuan Jinli:!

Then wouldn't I be able to complete the task tomorrow!

There is no need to turn in the bamboo anymore! ! !

"Ah!"

Thank you Art!

If you hadn't helped me promote it so much, I wouldn't have had so much popularity!

After screaming out of control, the giant panda only wanted to do one thing now, which was to stare at the numbers on the system.

It's not that he suddenly became diligent, nor was he un-Buddhist.

Mainly because his popularity is increasing every second now!

Popularity equals bamboo equals meat.

Rounding up, that is to say, every second the panda's property is increasing dramatically! !

Yuan Jinli felt that this feeling was the same as winning the lottery when he was a human being.

No...not winning the lottery either.

Winning the lottery is characterized by good luck and one-time income.

His current experience, more precisely, should be that his income suddenly starts counting by the second, with a daily income of [-]!Or simply earn millions a day!

... Ask, what kind of experience is it to earn 10 yuan a day.

Answer: Not too much, not too much, just a monthly salary of 300 million...

…………

!!!

Ho--!

The panda cub took a deep breath.

Suddenly, I felt so happy that I was about to faint!

But because he was so happy, Yuan Jinli couldn't get dizzy at all, so he maintained a dumbfounded look and simply forgot to move.

The panda was staring intently at the numbers on his system.

Kleist logged into Division 3129's internal forum through an optical brain, and dived to see everyone's reactions.

"It turns out that the giant panda in the legend is so small. I thought this kind of creature could fight well."

"It is recorded in ancient books that pandas are really good at fighting. This one... er er er, actually, I am more curious about where the major general met the panda (makes a sound that he wants to find it too)."

"I can't do it anymore, I'm going to be violent! This panda is really poisonous! Obviously everyone is fluffy, and I still have rabbit genes! But why do I think he is so soft!"

"It's really soft, like a cotton candy."

"Hahaha, why has no one ever made cotton candy that looks like a panda, I want to buy it!!"

"Let the cafeteria arrange it tomorrow."

"Well, ask secretly. Are you sure this is really the major general's partner?...I don't want to show an idiot face to the future major general's wife, ah, how can I be so wretched!"

"Hey, it's just a three-dimensional image. To tell you the truth, I have already sucked in the clouds for several waves."

Kleist: "..."

After scanning all the relevant posts, Kleist had a little understanding in his mind.

At present, it seems that his subordinates only care about two points, one is the relationship between Yuan Jinli and himself; the other is that everyone is focusing on discussing the appearance of the panda cub.

Everyone is curious about pandas, but only curious.

It seems that what Kleist feared has not happened so far.

In the 3-year ephemeris, the universe after the big bang began to decline.

It's like creating something from nothing.

The universe will one day go from being to nothing.

This is an irreversible decay.

There is a legend.

Legend has it that only the reemergence of an ancient new species can save it all.

Of course, this statement is a bit of nonsense.

There is only a simple and crude sentence, what is an ancient new species, and how to save this universe. After searching all the information, there is no relevant explanation.

Apart from the sudden and inexplicable spread among the nine galaxies hundreds of years ago, this legend is inconspicuous, like a child's joke.

No one believed it.

Later, many planets began to wither one by one, and people never took it seriously.

Even this sentence has been almost completely forgotten by people.

This also includes Kleist.

If it hadn’t been for many years ago, in order to prevent the decay of the universe, he had rummaged through every relevant book in the Royal Library, and Kleist might not have known such a saying until now.

And he never believed it until he met this panda.

Until his spiritual power is restored...

Fortunately, it now appears that the mere appearance of a panda does not remind people of that forgotten legend.

As long as the panda's ability is not exposed, presumably Yuan Jinli will not encounter any major crisis.

This is the reason why Kleist only told Emil that the panda had saved him, but never mentioned that his mental power had been damaged.

And if it wasn't for popularity, he wouldn't even disclose these things to the outside world.Presumably videos of pandas will never appear online either.

Fortunately, his fears don't appear to be happening.

This made Kleist suddenly relieved.

In his field of vision, the panda cubs sitting on the sofa were looking forward excitedly.

Kleist knew that the other party was looking at what he called the system.

Viewed from the side, the focused panda cub looks like a round, standing giant rice ball.

No neck, no corners.

The lines are smooth and flat.

Round and plump, very full.

This giant rice ball only protrudes from the top of the head with two round ears protruding slightly.

Even the bottom two rear jiojio stretching forward at will, because the legs are too short, they don't seem to have any special sense of existence.

……

If you look at it from the front, you still can't see the panda's neck.

It is obviously sitting, but it may be because it has regained weight in the past two days, and it looks like a bear cake that stands up and spreads out.

Of course, the black and white coat color will make the panda's white fur look very white.

The unfaded panda cubs not only have eye-catching colors, but also look very fluffy and soft.

It's a clean, fur-filled bear rug.

After thinking about it for a while, Kleist still recorded a video of the panda in this shape.

This time the video is shorter.

Only 5 second.

But that's enough.

He showed this video to Yuan Jinli.

The giant panda, who has been staring intently, has almost risen to [-] popularity, regained his senses: "?"

What is this for?

Do you want to keep posting?

"No." Kleist's thin lips opened and closed, and the slightly sharp corners of his lips were slightly raised, revealing a somewhat elegant smile.

"I'll keep this private."

"?" The giant panda shook its ears, not quite understanding what his little brother meant.

But Kleist couldn't describe his inner feelings at the moment.

He just felt a little uncomfortable when he browsed the forum and saw someone sucking pandas.

Even though he knew it was just an image projected by a camera.

Even if someone really touches it, all they touch is air.

……

Let’s convert the video to 2D mode in the future.

Kleist looked at the new video projected in his optical brain, and deeply felt that even if it was a two-dimensional video, it would not attract the popularity of panda cubs at all.

The author has something to say: Emile: Our major general will never be so good.

[Snapped.Slap in the face×1]

Emile: ...Our major general will never become a love brain!

[Crack.Slap in the face×2]

That... Saving the universe and so on can be done easily, panda Zai Zai will not be too embarrassed, otherwise what should I do if I am tired and thin.The protagonist of this article can only keep going smoothly!Continue to ask for a wave of nutrient liquid ducks, and give the original cubs some noodles ()

This chapter is still 100 small red envelopes~