boyfriend provoked by roommate

"Cheng Huan, you didn't clean it up." Song Shuo came out of the toilet expressionlessly and said ruthlessly.

Cheng Huan cursed and got up: "Damn it! Lin Shuhan, did you urinate crookedly before you woke up this morning? My mother just cleaned the toilet yesterday, and it's dirty again."

Lin Shuhan grinned at him and made a grimace, and said, "Zhu Xun isn't in the dormitory today, why don't you go out to date girls."

Cheng Huan seemed to have taken dynamite: "You think I'm the same as him!"

Lin Shuhan: "Isn't it?"

"How can it be the same, I am dating a girl, and he is dating a man."

Lin Shuhan rubbed his chin: "Tsk, what charm is this Zhu Xun? It doesn't matter how many elementary school girls want to add him on WeChat, why is it that men and women take it all?"

After Cheng Huan flushed the toilet, he washed his hands and sat back to play with his mobile phone. Song Shuo dragged the chair and looked up at Lin Shuhan:

"you--"

Lin Shuhan looked at him with bright eyes: "What's wrong?"

"Next time you pee crookedly, just flush the toilet yourself."

Lin Shuhan pursed her lips: "Don't! I didn't mean it."

Song Shuo: "Then don't you know how to support yourself?"

Lin Shuhan: "When I got up early in the morning, it was a little out of control."

Song Shuo: "..."

Cheng Huan picked up his phone and suddenly interjected, "Do you want to eat snail noodles? I'll order a takeaway."

Song Shuo was the only one in their dormitory who didn't like to eat snail noodles, but Song Shuo would occasionally allow them to eat snail noodles in the dormitory as long as the doors and windows were all open.

"Then you help me order a double portion of peanuts."

While placing the order, Cheng Huan said, "I'll order one for Zhu Xun as well."

Lin Shuhan asked, "Will he come back in time?"

Cheng Huan clicked his tongue and frowned: "He's been away for so long, isn't he coming back?"

Lin Shuhan played with his fingers, dragged the stool to Song Shuo's computer, and watched him play games: "Then he is dating, maybe there are other arrangements later, maybe he will come back to eat. "

Cheng Huan poked his phone heavily: "Buy two get one free, he will eat if he doesn't."

As a result, the snail noodles arrived, but Zhu Xun hadn't come back yet.

The smell spread out in the dormitory, Lin Shuhan ate so much, his lips were bright red from the spicy food, and he breathed out hot air.

"Zhu Xun's fans are getting bigger, I'll ask him when he will come back." Cheng Huan said.

Lin Shuhan didn't understand why Cheng Huan wanted to interrupt Zhu Xun's date. Besides, when he was going out, Zhu Xun said that it was an appointment to discuss club activities, and it was not a serious date. Even if he wanted to tell Zhu Xun Mom, you can't just fabricate it out of thin air.

Lin Shuhan didn't know, Lin Shuhan just wanted to be a fan.

Zhu Xun on the other end seemed to have sent a voice message to Cheng Huan: "Ah, I've eaten, you can give that bowl to Song Shuo."

Song Shuo said coldly, "I won't eat."

Lin Shuhan stared at his swollen mouth, and tried his best to appease Song Shuo for the delicious takeaway snail noodles. Song Shuo pushed his face away and ruthlessly refused: "I won't eat it."

Lin Shuhan: "It's really fragrant!"

Song Shuo: "I have a long nose."

He talked for a long time and didn't discuss whether the snail noodles were fragrant or smelly. Lin Shuhan couldn't tell him, so he had to silently put the peanuts in the noodles into his bowl.

Cheng Huan didn't move much with his bowl of noodles. He kept holding his mobile phone, dissatisfied: "It's almost eight o'clock, isn't he coming back?"

Lin Shuhan: "You usually have to play until after ten o'clock. Hey, Cheng Huan, you are so weird today. Why do you care so much about Zhu Xun's relationship, just because the other party is a man? Why are you so feudal. "

Cheng Huan furiously said, "How can a man and a man have sex!"

Lin Shuhan blinked: "I read several posts about men and men making love today..."

Song Shuo became interested for some reason, raised his head and asked, "What's going on?"

Lin Shuhan was a little embarrassed when he asked such a question with his excited handsome face from the School of Computer Science: "Uh, that's...then I didn't read it in such detail, and how could someone say such a thing?" If there are too many, the post will be censored."

He scratched his cheek and asked Song Shuo hesitantly, "Actually, there should be a video. Do you want to watch it? I want to see that I can find some resources for you."

It was rare for Song Shuo to show such an expression of embarrassment on his face. He looked away and refused lightly: "No need."

Cheng Huan recalled the way Zhu Xun scratched his hair in front of the mirror twice when he went out today. He couldn't sit still. You know, Zhu Xun hasn't dated in college yet.

Cheng Huan was silent for a while, then suddenly got up and asked, "Let's go peek at Zhu Xun's date."

Lin Shuhan: "?"

Song Shuo: "?"

Cheng Huan: "Don't you want to watch it?"

Lin Shuhan: "I don't want to."

Song Shuo: "I don't want to."

Oh shit!Cheng Huan swears silently, he tightens his molars, and says, "I've packed all the toilets this semester."

Lin Shuhan immediately put down his chopsticks: "Let's go, I'll change my shoes."

Song Shuo also got up slowly, and he glanced at the impatient Lin Shuhan, and said, "Can you wipe your mouth first?"