The competition in the Physical Education College is divided according to swimming style, and there are professional and non-professional groups. At that time, Lin Shuhan jumped in the water for two laps. He felt that he could do it. He insisted on participating and said nothing. Listen, it turned out that there was no one in the breaststroke of the non-professional group. He went straight from the preliminary round to the final.

The finals will be broadcast live online on several platforms.

Lin Shuhan: "Why did you make such a big battle! Zhu Xun! Why didn't you tell me earlier."

Zhu Xun: "...Then I didn't expect you to make it to the final, I didn't make it either."

Lin Shuhan: "I won't go, I won't go, I won't go, if it's on TV, everyone in our community will see it! It's too embarrassing!"

Cheng Huan: "The embarrassing thing is not to go on TV, but to use your swimming style to go on TV."

Lin Shuhan frowned: "What are you doing! Do you look down on breaststroke?"

Cheng Huan raised his eyebrows: "There should be an essential difference between dog crawling and breaststroke, right?"

Lin Shuhan: "Cheng Huan! Do you want to fight?"

Cheng Huan cowered into Zhu Xun's arms: "Whoa, Zhu Xun, he hit me."

Zhu Xun pushed him away without changing his face: "Okay, it's all rushed to death outside, quickly change your clothes and get ready to go out, tsk Song Shuo, don't follow him in, and hold him for a long time."

There were not many people competing today, and Lin Shuhan's small arms and legs were considered tall inside. Zhu Xun rolled his hands into a trumpet shape and brought it to his mouth, loudly saying: "Lin Shuhan! Come on!"

Lin Shuhan was wearing a pair of swimming trunks, looking pitiful, and stomped at Zhu Xun: "Stop yelling! Don't be ashamed of yourself!"

Song Shuo also imitated Zhu Xun, and said at the top of his voice, "Lin Shuhan! Come on, come on!"

Lin Shuhan's whole body became pink and tender because of shyness, he gritted his teeth and said, "Got it!"

Although Lin Shuhan's dog crawling swimming posture is a bit stupid, but fortunately, he swam very fast and slipped away. The three of them were out of breath while filming videos beside them, which is absurd and In the official competition, Lin Shuhan actually won the runner-up.

Cheng Huan: "I laughed so hard, I think Lin Shuhan should report to our hospital."

Zhu Xun: "He didn't apply for the Institute of Chinese Language and Literature at the beginning, did he? It seems to be a transfer."

Cheng Huan: "No wonder I don't think he has the temperament to engage in Chinese."

Zhu Xun: "What does that look like?"

Cheng Huan raised his eyebrows: "Looks like a gangster... Hey, I was wrong, I was wrong, Brother Song, don't hit me, I was wrong! Zhu Xun, save me!!!"

To celebrate Lin Shuhan's winning the award, they went to the back street of the dormitory to have supper and kebabs together. The boss is a newcomer, from Hunan, and he loves chili. He specially marked the addition of chili peppers on the menu. Lin Shuhan doesn't believe in evil , ordered an explosively spicy crayfish, and when it was served, the chili had drowned the lobster, Lin Shuhan waved his hand: "Cheng Huan, you eat first."

Cheng Huan: "? Why me!"

Lin Shuhan: "You care so much, didn't you agree to listen to me today?"

Cheng Huan: "If you are speechless, you will know how to bully me."

He rummaged around and found a crayfish. It was scalded by the bright red chili soup so much that it seemed to whet the appetite. Cheng Huan picked it up, stuck out his tongue and timidly licked it.

Cheng Huan: "Fuck! So spicy!"

Lin Shuhan: "...You are good at pretending, then Song Shuo, come and eat."

Song Shuo: "Why me?"

Lin Shuhan: "Uh, then, then I wish you to come."

Zhu Xun: "? Why me!"

Lin Shuhan: "Oh, isn't it your turn? Besides, Song Shuo doesn't eat spicy food."

Zhu Xun: "It's a thing that emphasizes sex over friends."

Zhu Xun can still eat spicy food, so he just took a bite of the shrimp tail, and then poured three or four mouthfuls of ice water, his lips turned blood red in an instant.

Zhu Xun: "Wow, it's really spicy."

Obviously, a bowl of crayfish looked bright and steaming, but after the two of them finished eating, their faces became uglier than the other. Lin Shuhan glanced at the boss's playful gaze, and subconsciously swallowed: " Is it that spicy? Let me taste it... damn... vomit!"

The three of them gasped with red and swollen mouths, and looked at Song Shuo tacitly.

Song Shuo, the only one who hasn't touched his chopsticks yet: "...I don't know how to eat."

Cheng Huan regained his strength and picked up his chopsticks: "Why don't we play a game, and the loser will eat a whole shrimp and not be allowed to drink water."

Zhu Xun: "...I advise you to stop."

Lin Shuhan: "What game are you playing?"

Cheng Huan thought for a while and said, "Rock, paper, scissors?"

Zhu Xun: "..."

Lin Shuhan: "..."

Song Shuo: "..."

Four people playing rock-paper-scissors is too difficult to decide the winner. In the end, they still played with their fingers. This is what Lin Shuhan learned at the party last time. He said that if only he has experienced something, whoever has not done it must There are five fingers in total, and whoever breaks off the fingers first loses.

Lin Shuhan: "I'll come first, I'm swimming today!"

The three of them broke off the first root without a word.

Zhu Xun: "Uh, I was first in the final exam last semester, comprehensive, Song Shuo, you have to break it too."

Lin Shuhan: "Fuck! You play this!"

Cheng Huan: "It's my time, it's my time. I was asked for WeChat more than 50 times during my freshman military training."

Zhu Xun: "...More than 20 of them were asked me to push... Speechless."

Lin Shuhan: "Speechless!"

Song Shuo: "Speechless."

Lin Shuhan: "Hey, Song Shuo, it's your turn."

Song Shuo: "I have a boyfriend."

Cheng Huan: "?"

Zhu Xun: "?"

Lin Shuhan: "Ah... me too!"

Cheng Huan: "What are you doing? Forming cliques? Zhu Xun!! Tell us something we both have!!!"

Zhu Xun opened his eyes and glanced at him: "I wet the bed with someone here."

Cheng Huan: "Hey! You two don't have it! Break! Hurry up!"

Lin Shuhan: "Damn it! I'm coming! I'm not from the Physical Education Academy."

Zhu Xun: "? It's a foul, you."

Cheng Huan: "Your department discriminates against you!"

Lin Shuhan: "Song Shuo, do you think this counts~"

Song Shuo: "Forget it, break it."

Cheng Huan jumped up together and said loudly, "Damn it! I'm coming! I'm from the Physical Education Institute!"

In this situation, the dean of the Physical Education College will praise him as a good student.

Lin Shuhan: "...Damn it! Then, then me! I, I like men!"

Song Shuo: "..."

Cheng Huan: "..."

Zhu Xun: "..."

Lin Shuhan: "Uh, why do you have such expressions, did I say something wrong?"

Song Shuo poured him a glass of Coke leisurely, and comforted him, "You're right, so am I, so I don't have to break it, do I?"

Lin Shuhan was a little at a loss by Zhu Xun and Cheng Huan's awkward expressions, he blinked: "How about, how about I change? I like my roommate? Is it okay?"

Cheng Huan: "..."

Zhu Xun: "..."

Song Shuo didn't hold back his laughter, and let out a snort.

The author says:

sorry i laughed too

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