boyfriend provoked by roommate

Lin Shuhan is playing that ancient game again recently. His character is a nanny with no lethality. Every time he plays a dungeon, he stands behind Song Shuo and helps him recover blood. Grandma's teammate, after finishing the dungeon, one person picks up two copies equipment.

"Don't you want it? I already have this knife."

Song Shuo's cold voice came from the earphones: "If you have one, sell it and raise a child."

Lin Shuhan was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered that the two of them had a baby in the game. It was a girl doll, who screamed and screamed when she was born. Lin Shuhan felt a dull pain in his temple, and said: "We seem to have a child. Are there any tasks?" Done."

Not to mention how smart this game is, although there is no way to show the whole process of how the child is conceived, but the game settings allow the two of them to stay in the room for half an hour before they are allowed to come out. The character is already pregnant.

Lin Shuhan, who was pregnant for the first time, yelled: "Oh my god, why did I gain so much weight? The beauty's waist is gone! Oh, oh, there's a child bumping into me! Song Shuo, protect me!"

Song Shuo: "..."

The game environment where copies are everywhere is very dangerous.

Lin Shuhan: "Tsk, let's go home quickly, swords have no eyes, it's too dangerous for pregnant women to stay outside."

Song Shuo: "..."

Fortunately, the baby fell to the ground in just 10 minutes, and they had to give her a name after the baby was born.

Song Shuo: "What's your name?"

Lin Shuhan: "Is it Lin Tiantian?"

Song Shuo: "The surname should be Song..."

Lin Shuhan blushed in front of the computer: "Why should my child be named Song!"

Song Shuo: "Let's call her Song Tiantian."

After speaking, he typed quickly and gave the child's name.

"Congratulations! Song Tiantian likes her name very much."

Lin Shuhan looked at the words on the screen and gritted his teeth: "Damn it! I'm just kidding! Why did you just take it? It's so sweet, it's too sweet, no, no, no, I'm a high-achieving student majoring in Chinese, what's wrong with my daughter?" What about the household registration book that can be called this ordinary name? You take it out, let's go and change her name."

Song Shuo: "..."

Song Tiantian: "..."

Lin Shuhan: "What should I call it? Song Keai, right?"

Song Shuo: "..."

Song Tiantian: "..."

She gave birth to a new baby for a day or two, the youngest daughter is low-level, just a few drops of blood, taking it out to brush up dungeons is not even as good as a pet, and it is gone in the blink of an eye, Lin Shu can't even breastfeed her, so she had to put it in Over time, they both almost forgot that they still had such a baby girl crying at home.

Before he got to the house, the cry of a baby in the game had already been heard, and Song Shuo paused: "Why don't you go download the copy."

"No!" Lin Shuhan, who was pregnant in 10 minutes, still has feelings for the child. "She must be hungry. We haven't given her food for a long time."

As he said that, Lin Shuhan manipulated the characters to open the door of the house. This house was bought by Song Shuo with a lot of gold coins. It was the kind with lakes, fields and livestock. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Song Tiantian Standing in the yard, holding a flopping chick in her hand, the yard is covered with smelly game special effects, Song Tiantian was crying loudly with her mouth open, she stopped crying for a while, grabbed Pulling the chicken leg out in his hand, he found that he couldn't pull it and started crying again.

Lin Shuhan: "Why don't we go."

Song Shuo: "...This child is quite like you."

Lin Shuhan stared at Song Tiantian, whose face was covered with dirty things on the screen, and several strands of hair flew into her mouth. She was howling and crying, and asked in disbelief, "Like me?"

Song Shuo: "...don't you also love chicken drumsticks?"

Lin Shuhan looked at the twitching chick in her daughter's hand, and was speechless for a while: "That's true."

Players who have given birth will have a sub-line about raising a baby, which is completed by two people together. It is basically about holding the baby, putting the baby to sleep, making the baby happy, feeding the chicken, putting the chicken to sleep...

"Fuck! Why am I here to coax the chicken to sleep, and you coax Tiantian to sleep?" Lin Shuhan looked at himself, wearing a newly released high-end skirt, squatting in a mess in the chicken coop, and said dissatisfied.

Song Shuo: "Because I don't know how to put chickens to sleep."

Lin Shuhan: "Then you will coax Tiantian to sleep?"

Song Shuo: "Yes, the left mouse button."

Lin Shuhan: "..."

It is indeed more difficult to put the chicken to sleep, you need to press the p and w keys at the same time.

For a full-level boss like Song Shuo, it is easy to upgrade his daughter. What kind of Ganoderma lucidum, mushrooms, ginseng and herbs were all stuffed into Song Tiantian's mouth. drumstick.

Song Tiantian's experience value +2.

You can still chat while doing this kind of boring task that doesn't require any operations. Lin Shuhan took a bite of the bread his mother brought in just now, and his speech was vague: "Song Shuo, my mother will call you tomorrow." A friend of hers came to my house for dinner."

Song Shuo: "En?"

A gleam flashed in Lin Shuhan's eyes: "And her friend's daughter, who said she would give me a blind date."

Song Shuo: "...Oh."

Lin Shuhan: "Oh?"

Song Shuo: "?"

Originally, he wanted to make Song Shuo jealous, but he didn't respond. Lin Shuhan couldn't believe it and asked, "Are you right? Are you gone?"

Song Shuo: "That's right, what else would I say?"

Lin Shuhan: "..."

Song Shuo pondered for a moment, then deliberately said, "Actually, I was forced to go on a blind date two days ago."

Lin Shuhan flipped the keyboard on the spot: "What?! Why didn't you tell me? You're on a blind date! How dare you go on a blind date? Don't you know you have a partner? Damn! I'm so pissed off! When I was in school, you lied to me with flattering words, and when I couldn't see or touch, I would do evil and act rashly! You, you, you...you are shameless!"

Song Shuo chuckled, "So I should have said this."

Lin Shuhan froze in place with a furious expression, he reacted slowly, his face that was flushed from anger just now would turn even redder: "Damn, are you annoying?"

Song Shuo: "Are you annoying me?"

Lin Shuhan snorted, and murmured, "No."

Song Shuo: "Then you miss me?"

Lin Shuhan froze subconsciously. The handsome young hero on the screen suddenly approached the screen, revealing a beautiful and exquisite face of a game character.

Although he knew that this was just a model, he suddenly recalled how he was held down by Song Shuo in the dormitory. He was at a loss when he was asked the sudden question, and he didn't know where to put his eyes.

After a while, Lin Shuhan stammered and said, "Then you, then you miss me...do you miss me?"

"I want to die." Song Shuo said.

Lin Shuhan's fair cheeks immediately flushed red, he tightened the mouse in his hand, gritted his teeth and said, "Me too, I miss you too."